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Chapter 374 Cold Medicine

After Hao Meng finished speaking, Jasmine on the side nodded in agreement, and then said seriously.

"Don't worry, Hao Meng, if you become bald, you will definitely become stronger! Do you long for power?"

"No! I long for..."

Hao Meng said this casually and subconsciously, then thought of something and hurriedly covered her mouth, almost blurting out the two immoral words on the emoticon.

It's all my fault that I have been exposed to too many emoticons, and I almost slipped my mouth to say it, otherwise the funny system will deduct my morals again.

"Forget it, let's eat first..."

The little Loli waved her hands and said helplessly, and then walked straight to the restaurant.

Smelling the aroma of delicious food wafting from the kitchen, my stomach began to protest against myself impatiently again.

"Then Hao Meng, you plan to go to the academy with us tomorrow, right? Right! Tell me it must be!"

Alice asked reluctantly from behind Hao Meng, while the others looked at the little Loli expectantly.

Hao Meng frowned slightly when he heard this, and after a slight thought, he turned around and compromised with everyone.

"Uh... If there are no accidents... I can't go..."

Alice and Hui Ji behind them cheered in unison, but no one at the scene noticed that little Lori lowered her head and muttered something in a low voice.

If everyone quiets down and listens carefully, you will hear little Loli talking to herself at this time——

"If there is no accident... maybe there will be no accident?"

……

After eating this sumptuous dinner, Hao Meng went upstairs and returned to the bedroom as usual, locked the door and couldn't wait to summon the function of the funny system mall.

If you don't want to go to school and want to skip school and ask for leave openly, whether on earth or in this world, Hao Meng knows a trick that works well every time -

Sick leave.

However, I am in good health. I don’t know if it’s because of my improved physical condition after traveling to this world, or because of the funny system taking care of me. Not to mention any serious illness, I don’t even have minor problems like colds and fevers. I used to use my body on rainy days He was able to warm up two cold kittens without catching a cold, which shows how good his physical condition is.

When I was on Earth, I skipped class in order to catch a cold, enduring the cold and taking a cold bath in the middle of winter. However, I learned from past experiences and I am afraid that I won’t be able to catch a cold easily now using this trick of taking a cold bath.

Fortunately, I have an all-purpose funny system. There are so many weird props in the mall. Maybe there are props you want in there, such as props for pretending to be sick.

Hao Meng opened the mall interface of the funny system, then entered the requirements for searching for props in the search bar, and then clicked search.

The dazzling array of recommended items in the mall changed accordingly, and a boxy, flat, small box of props appeared in the mall interface.

A line of huge prop introductions also appeared.

[Drug name: cold medicine]

Cold medicine?
Seeing these three words, Hao Meng almost didn't think it was the funny system making a joke on him!

I did mention in the search list that I want a prop that can fake a cold and fever, but I didn't say that I want a medicine that can cure a cold!
And this prop...

With her fingertips poking at the 3D holographic prop that appeared in front of her, Hao Meng looked carefully up and down. This medicine box with the three characters "cold medicine" written on it, both in terms of the packaging color and specifications of the box, were very similar to The cartons of those cephalosporin and other cold medicines that you usually take for colds are exactly the same!
There are even instructions for dosage and efficacy printed on the side of the box.

Hao Meng couldn't help looking curiously at the small print on the box packaging.

[Dosage: one pill for mild cold, two pills for moderate cold, three pills for high fever and severe cold. If you want to continue the effect of the medicine, please take one pill in time before the continuous effect wears off.]

???

Continued illness?

Now when the little Loli saw this somewhat incomprehensible explanation, three big question marks suddenly appeared on her head. She hurriedly turned the box over to the other side and looked at the function introduction carefully.

[Efficacy: It takes effect 12 hours after taking it and lasts for 24 hours. You can get common cold symptoms such as fever, cough, sneezing, runny nose and other common cold symptoms. It will not cause harm to the human body itself. It will cause slight physical discomfort. It is suitable for people who want to experience a cold. , pranks, medical teaching research...]

This is it!

When Hao Meng saw this function introduction, he pressed the purchase option without hesitation.

[Would you like to spend 500 funny coins to buy the medicine item 'cold medicine'? 】

Facing the purchase reminder message that popped up in front of her, Hao Meng suddenly felt that her shriveled wallet was even more deflated.

Hey...you still need 500 funny coins for this cold medicine?
The legendary saying of spending money to buy suffering is probably what it means...

Although the 500 funny coins made her feel a little painful, she gritted her teeth and chose to confirm the purchase rather than being tied up and dragged to the academy tomorrow.

[The prop 'cold medicine' has been distributed to you, thank you for your patronage! 】

Along with this reminder, a box of common cold medicine from the drugstore appeared in Hao Meng's hand.

Hao Meng lowered his head and looked at the box of medicine, then held the box and shook it. Just like ordinary cold medicine, there was a slight "clattering" sound of pills hitting the aluminum foil plate from inside the box.

When I opened the carton, I found that there were indeed two capsules sealed with plastic aluminum foil.

After counting roughly, Hao Meng found that there were ten pills on this board, and the two boards totaled twenty cold medicines.

Even the pills inside are the same as ordinary cold capsules. If it weren't for the props in the funny system that never let him down, Hao Meng would have thought that he had spent 500 funny coins to buy the real cold medicine.

Looking up at the time, Hao Meng found that it was a little after six o'clock. The medicine box said it would take 12 hours to take effect, so taking the medicine now would be enough time to get the negative buff of 'cold' tomorrow morning.

Thinking of this, Hao Meng hurriedly ran to get a glass of cold water, then without hesitation took out three 'cold capsules' from the plastic aluminum foil plate, threw them into his mouth and drank water to wash down the pills.

Gumbling—

The little Lolita smacked her lips unsatisfied, then took another sip of her cold drink, picked up the medicine box on the table, looked at it worriedly, and muttered to herself.

"This medicine must be fake... Why does it taste like ordinary cold medicine to me?"

It seemed that there was something wrong with what he said, so Hao Meng couldn't help correcting it with a sigh.

"Huh? No! Logically speaking, this should be a fake medicine. Real cold medicine is for treating colds..."

"No, no, no... From the literal meaning of the three words 'cold medicine', this medicine that can catch a cold is the real cold medicine..."

It seemed that he was a little confused by the name of the medicine. After struggling with the name of the medicine for a long time, Hao Meng simply didn't bother to continue to struggle with it. He threw the medicine box aside, rubbed his little hands and turned to watch the funny shop hanging aside.

A bold idea appeared in the little Lolita's mind.

Since there are such wonderful medicines in this system store, what other medicines are there?Maybe those medicines that can cure all diseases and live forever...

Thinking of this, the little Loli couldn't help but look at the system mall with eager eyes...

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