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Chapter 401 I Want to Die With You!
Chapter 401 I Want to Die With You!
For some reason, the sound of hurried footsteps coming from the open door of the office caused ⑨bishi's heart to jump slightly inexplicably, and an ominous premonition shrouded his heart.
"The webmaster is bad! Our video server has crashed!"
The voice arrived before the person arrived, and the words floating from outside the door confirmed ⑨bishi's guess.
Immediately, he grabbed the mouse on the desk, and hastily clicked the refresh option of the website on the browser.
The webpage can still be opened, and the text and title information can still be displayed, but the most important video playback screen is replaced by a pair of Q version 2233 girls and a line [Video loading failed (╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻ ]'s kaomoji.
It really crashed... and because of it, other video covers on Bizhan's homepage couldn't be loaded and displayed, and obviously they couldn't be viewed normally either.
⑨bishi raised his head and looked helplessly at the young lady who came to notify the server of the crash, and the webmaster had a dumbfounding expression on his face.
Once Bizhan invited the bureau to live broadcast, because of the server restrictions at that time, 30 people watched the bureau's live broadcast at the same time, causing the Biz station server to crash once.
After learning the lesson from the last server crash, a large amount of funds was spent to purchase new servers for it, so that even if millions of viewers watch one person's live broadcast at the same time, there will be no problems.
At that time, I still patted my chest and assured everyone that it would not collapse again, and there will be no UP owner on the Biz station in the future to bring the Biz station down...
But now... the video posted by Humor actually crashed the new server again? !
Last time, when millions of viewers watched her live broadcast online at the same time, ⑨bishi broke into a cold sweat for her own server. Fortunately, this newly purchased server is obviously more competitive. It is not a potato server, and it did not drop at a critical moment. Chain, but who knows how big the movement made by the funny video is, it directly caused the server to crash again...
"How's the server going now?"
⑨bishi is still more concerned about when the server will be restored, after all, this crash, even the video of the funny little loli cannot be watched.
The young lady in charge of the server technology department blinked when she heard the words, thought carefully and answered.
"The server has been restarted, and the cause of the crash should be investigated now, and the server should be online again in a while."
The station master nodded in satisfaction, then shook his head and joked a little self-deprecatingly.
"Oh... That's good... If the audience watched half of the funny little loli's video and found that it suddenly cut off and couldn't watch it anymore, then why don't they come to Zhabee!"
Then he spread his hands and looked quite helpless, but in fact he continued very happily.
"Hey, as for the reason, do you still need to check? Isn't it because her new video is funny? I'm thinking about whether to learn from other people's PUBG. If the server crashes, I will send a Weibo to apologize or something..."
Before the station master could finish speaking, he was interrupted by the ringing of the internal landline on the desk.
⑨bishi glanced at the ringing landline phone. He was in a good mood without thinking too much, and answered the phone with a happy smile on his face.
However, as soon as the handset was put to the ear, the smile on ⑨bishi's face gradually disappeared like ice and snow melting...
"What?! The server crashed due to a malicious attack?!"
The station master's roar caused the expressions of the two people at the desk to change dramatically!
……
Hao Meng used the mouse to click the web page again and again to refresh, but the words 'video loading failed' still occupied the position where the video was supposed to be played.
Just now, she was also constantly refreshing the webpage, but every time she refreshed the webpage, she would see her attention increase by thousands and thousands, and now she refreshed, she just hoped that her video would be able to beep The station plays normally.
At first, Hao Meng found that his video could not be loaded when he refreshed. At first, he thought that the video had been deleted by Biz. Doubtful, this is obviously the Bizhan server crashed.
Hao Meng wouldn't care too much if the server crashed at the station, but now the problem is...
Before the crash, Hao Meng watched anxiously as her fan attention skyrocketed to as many as 95 fans. It seemed that she was still short of [-] fans to reach the mission goal released by the funny system. Knowing that the server will return to normal in the year of the monkey, if it is because of the relationship between the Bee station server that this rewarding task cannot be completed today, then it will be very lively!
Just when Hao Meng silently prayed in her heart that the Beep server would return to normal soon...
Tuk tuk - tuk tuk -
There was a rhythmic, polite knock on the door.
"Hao Meng, your video has crashed..."
Hearing the voice and the knock on the door, Hao Meng immediately knew who it was.
It's true that which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted, the little loli turned her head and said to the bedroom door a little depressed at the moment.
"Hey... Qianyu senior sister, you don't need to remind me...I know."
Seemingly aware of this little loli's depressed tone, Qian Yu at the door gave a slight pause, and then persuaded her.
"Anyway, I'm just waiting. Instead of wasting time, why not come downstairs and have a cup of afternoon tea and chat to relieve boredom."
After hearing this, Hao Meng turned to look at the computer screen, and reluctantly clicked refresh with the mouse.
pat-
Following the crisp sound of the mouse micro switch, Hao Meng looked at the screen expectantly, and then she——
I lost~
The mouse was ruthlessly thrown aside. The little loli, who was full of complaints and wanted to vent, got up from the computer chair, turned around and walked towards the bedroom door without saying anything...
……
First floor living room.
At this time, in addition to Alice and Hui Ji, Qian Yu and Jasmine were also in the living room. On the tea table were exquisite teapots, several cups of fragrant tea, and several plates of exquisite desserts, but none of these could attract everyone's attention. His eyes and attention were all on the little loli who was sitting on the sofa and describing something vividly.
Alice glanced at Qianyu, and found that she was staring at little Lolita, listening to the description in that lovely voice, but her hand involuntarily touched the teacup full of tea.
She couldn't help reminding in a low voice.
"Friendly reminder, don't drink tea when Hao Meng is speaking, and don't ask me why."
"What? Doesn't she allow me to drink tea while she's talking?"
Qian Yu smiled indifferently, and picked up the teacup after speaking.
Alice didn't say anything, but turned to Hao Meng and asked.
"Hao Meng, what if the Beep server can't recover today?"
"I……"
Little Lolita thought about it, raised her cute little head, and said seriously.
"I'll take the Red Star detonator and GTX690 tactical core graphics card to the headquarters of the station, and then shout 'I'll fight with you!'"
After saying that, Hao Meng noticed that an uncontrollable smile suddenly appeared on Alice's face after hearing this, and she hurriedly waved her fists and said seriously.
"I was serious!"
Serious face——(`ω)
Everyone immediately imagined a funny picture of a little loli holding a Red Star power supply in one hand and a thick dual-core graphics card in the other, shouting "I want to die with you".
It seems... there is an emoticon package that looks like this...
puff--!
Qian Yu, who was drinking tea at the side, finally couldn't help but spit out the tea he just drank...
感谢【风雨俩月】打赏的2000币!感谢【傲娇琉璃猫】打赏的1000币!感谢【香织酱】打赏的1000币!感谢【熊山石门】打赏的500币!感谢【戀亦黠】打赏的500币!感谢【khgf】打赏的500币!感谢【车主车展】、【☆生☆】、【cat7086】、【德古拉希斯蒙葛】打赏的100币!
(End of this chapter)
For some reason, the sound of hurried footsteps coming from the open door of the office caused ⑨bishi's heart to jump slightly inexplicably, and an ominous premonition shrouded his heart.
"The webmaster is bad! Our video server has crashed!"
The voice arrived before the person arrived, and the words floating from outside the door confirmed ⑨bishi's guess.
Immediately, he grabbed the mouse on the desk, and hastily clicked the refresh option of the website on the browser.
The webpage can still be opened, and the text and title information can still be displayed, but the most important video playback screen is replaced by a pair of Q version 2233 girls and a line [Video loading failed (╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻ ]'s kaomoji.
It really crashed... and because of it, other video covers on Bizhan's homepage couldn't be loaded and displayed, and obviously they couldn't be viewed normally either.
⑨bishi raised his head and looked helplessly at the young lady who came to notify the server of the crash, and the webmaster had a dumbfounding expression on his face.
Once Bizhan invited the bureau to live broadcast, because of the server restrictions at that time, 30 people watched the bureau's live broadcast at the same time, causing the Biz station server to crash once.
After learning the lesson from the last server crash, a large amount of funds was spent to purchase new servers for it, so that even if millions of viewers watch one person's live broadcast at the same time, there will be no problems.
At that time, I still patted my chest and assured everyone that it would not collapse again, and there will be no UP owner on the Biz station in the future to bring the Biz station down...
But now... the video posted by Humor actually crashed the new server again? !
Last time, when millions of viewers watched her live broadcast online at the same time, ⑨bishi broke into a cold sweat for her own server. Fortunately, this newly purchased server is obviously more competitive. It is not a potato server, and it did not drop at a critical moment. Chain, but who knows how big the movement made by the funny video is, it directly caused the server to crash again...
"How's the server going now?"
⑨bishi is still more concerned about when the server will be restored, after all, this crash, even the video of the funny little loli cannot be watched.
The young lady in charge of the server technology department blinked when she heard the words, thought carefully and answered.
"The server has been restarted, and the cause of the crash should be investigated now, and the server should be online again in a while."
The station master nodded in satisfaction, then shook his head and joked a little self-deprecatingly.
"Oh... That's good... If the audience watched half of the funny little loli's video and found that it suddenly cut off and couldn't watch it anymore, then why don't they come to Zhabee!"
Then he spread his hands and looked quite helpless, but in fact he continued very happily.
"Hey, as for the reason, do you still need to check? Isn't it because her new video is funny? I'm thinking about whether to learn from other people's PUBG. If the server crashes, I will send a Weibo to apologize or something..."
Before the station master could finish speaking, he was interrupted by the ringing of the internal landline on the desk.
⑨bishi glanced at the ringing landline phone. He was in a good mood without thinking too much, and answered the phone with a happy smile on his face.
However, as soon as the handset was put to the ear, the smile on ⑨bishi's face gradually disappeared like ice and snow melting...
"What?! The server crashed due to a malicious attack?!"
The station master's roar caused the expressions of the two people at the desk to change dramatically!
……
Hao Meng used the mouse to click the web page again and again to refresh, but the words 'video loading failed' still occupied the position where the video was supposed to be played.
Just now, she was also constantly refreshing the webpage, but every time she refreshed the webpage, she would see her attention increase by thousands and thousands, and now she refreshed, she just hoped that her video would be able to beep The station plays normally.
At first, Hao Meng found that his video could not be loaded when he refreshed. At first, he thought that the video had been deleted by Biz. Doubtful, this is obviously the Bizhan server crashed.
Hao Meng wouldn't care too much if the server crashed at the station, but now the problem is...
Before the crash, Hao Meng watched anxiously as her fan attention skyrocketed to as many as 95 fans. It seemed that she was still short of [-] fans to reach the mission goal released by the funny system. Knowing that the server will return to normal in the year of the monkey, if it is because of the relationship between the Bee station server that this rewarding task cannot be completed today, then it will be very lively!
Just when Hao Meng silently prayed in her heart that the Beep server would return to normal soon...
Tuk tuk - tuk tuk -
There was a rhythmic, polite knock on the door.
"Hao Meng, your video has crashed..."
Hearing the voice and the knock on the door, Hao Meng immediately knew who it was.
It's true that which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted, the little loli turned her head and said to the bedroom door a little depressed at the moment.
"Hey... Qianyu senior sister, you don't need to remind me...I know."
Seemingly aware of this little loli's depressed tone, Qian Yu at the door gave a slight pause, and then persuaded her.
"Anyway, I'm just waiting. Instead of wasting time, why not come downstairs and have a cup of afternoon tea and chat to relieve boredom."
After hearing this, Hao Meng turned to look at the computer screen, and reluctantly clicked refresh with the mouse.
pat-
Following the crisp sound of the mouse micro switch, Hao Meng looked at the screen expectantly, and then she——
I lost~
The mouse was ruthlessly thrown aside. The little loli, who was full of complaints and wanted to vent, got up from the computer chair, turned around and walked towards the bedroom door without saying anything...
……
First floor living room.
At this time, in addition to Alice and Hui Ji, Qian Yu and Jasmine were also in the living room. On the tea table were exquisite teapots, several cups of fragrant tea, and several plates of exquisite desserts, but none of these could attract everyone's attention. His eyes and attention were all on the little loli who was sitting on the sofa and describing something vividly.
Alice glanced at Qianyu, and found that she was staring at little Lolita, listening to the description in that lovely voice, but her hand involuntarily touched the teacup full of tea.
She couldn't help reminding in a low voice.
"Friendly reminder, don't drink tea when Hao Meng is speaking, and don't ask me why."
"What? Doesn't she allow me to drink tea while she's talking?"
Qian Yu smiled indifferently, and picked up the teacup after speaking.
Alice didn't say anything, but turned to Hao Meng and asked.
"Hao Meng, what if the Beep server can't recover today?"
"I……"
Little Lolita thought about it, raised her cute little head, and said seriously.
"I'll take the Red Star detonator and GTX690 tactical core graphics card to the headquarters of the station, and then shout 'I'll fight with you!'"
After saying that, Hao Meng noticed that an uncontrollable smile suddenly appeared on Alice's face after hearing this, and she hurriedly waved her fists and said seriously.
"I was serious!"
Serious face——(`ω)
Everyone immediately imagined a funny picture of a little loli holding a Red Star power supply in one hand and a thick dual-core graphics card in the other, shouting "I want to die with you".
It seems... there is an emoticon package that looks like this...
puff--!
Qian Yu, who was drinking tea at the side, finally couldn't help but spit out the tea he just drank...
感谢【风雨俩月】打赏的2000币!感谢【傲娇琉璃猫】打赏的1000币!感谢【香织酱】打赏的1000币!感谢【熊山石门】打赏的500币!感谢【戀亦黠】打赏的500币!感谢【khgf】打赏的500币!感谢【车主车展】、【☆生☆】、【cat7086】、【德古拉希斯蒙葛】打赏的100币!
(End of this chapter)
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