funny anchor

Chapter 402

Qian Yu never expected that Alice kindly reminded herself not to drink tea because of this reason.

Not bad for being a funny little loli, this answer is really too funny, serious nonsense, why not be so funny!
Alice glanced at Qian Yu who was pretending to wipe her mouth with a handkerchief, but in fact she couldn't help but snicker at Qian Yu, then turned to smile at the little Loli.

"Hao Meng, you don't really want to settle accounts with Biezhan, do you? As far as I know, on the Internet, whether it is posted on Biezhan or Weibo chat group, everyone says it's because the video you posted is too popular, so It caused the Bizhan server to crash, and you still complain about Bizhan..."

Little Lolita was slightly taken aback when she heard that, then she scratched her head and blurted out in disbelief.

"Huh? Do you blame me for your feelings?"

Seeing the unexpected expression on Hao Meng's face, Alice immediately picked up the tablet placed aside, clicked on a certain webpage in the browser on the screen, and then handed the tablet to the little Lolita.

"Hey, if you don't believe me, you're being talked about everywhere."

Hao Meng took the tablet that Alice handed over, and looked down at the screen. It was the homepage of Bizhan Tieba, and the post on it had been slaughtered by Bizhan.

[Bee station server exploded again?Why can't I watch funny videos? ]
[Some guesses and thoughts about the bombing of Bizhan...]
[666... ​​This new work is too funny!It directly crashed the Beep server! ]
[I just posted a post to ask when the Biz station server will be able to recover, I only buffered half of "Song of Neuropathy" and it's gone...]
[So angry!I don’t blow up my server sooner or later, but it happened when I was watching a funny new video!Strongly request Bizhan official to apologize on Weibo (funny)]
[I can’t watch the beep station, let’s post it... The last time I bombed the server, I still came to the beep station to live broadcast, I didn’t expect this funny little loli to also...]
……

Hao Meng first took a general look at the post on the Biz station, and then her finger involuntarily clicked on the post with the most popular replies "Some guesses and thoughts about the bombing of the Biz station".

The browser jumps to refresh, and a post appears in front of the little loli.

Landlord:

I bet 20 cents, the reason why the server of the beep station crashed was actually caused by a funny new video. Nearly [-] people watched it online at the same time. It is more active than watching the hottest drama. It is to attract all of you lolicon together , Only then did the beep station server be blasted. (funny)

Second floor:

Explosive ghosts are a big joke in the world.

Reply:

Incisive!

On the second floor, you are a fucking talent!
What happened to the second floor since ancient times? (funny)

6666... ​​What a blasting genius!
Squeeze ahead...

The second floor is for people who do big things
……

Third floor:

Take fifty cents from the landlord!Here you go!Originally, I was still angry that the broken server of the station made me unable to watch the funny new video (Nike mouth expression) at the critical moment. Since it is funny that the server is overwhelmed because of its popularity, there is no way! (funny squinting laugh)

Reply:

What else can I do, of course I forgive Biezhan! (funny)

Huh?Why is the layer master's head green?

……

Fourth floor:

Emmm... It's just a funny little loli who can submit a video and crash the server of the website. Even if a small UP master like me works hard for a lifetime, it is impossible to achieve such a feat... I am envious and crying... ah ——I really want to crash the Beep server once and become famous...

Reply:

I'm very envious, right? Come on, let me tell you a way to crash the Bizhan server. It's very simple...

Give me a glass of water and pour it on the Beep server, and I can crash the Beep server in minutes (funny)
If you really dare to do this above, I'm afraid you will go in to pick up soap!
……

Just glanced at the public opinion in the post, Hao Meng said immediately.

"Nonsense! How could it be my fault? We won't take the blame!"

Then the little loli raised her head and analyzed and explained seriously.

"This is clearly the Tudou server used by Biz. How could it be blown up because of my work?"

"Really?"

Alice, who was looking down at her mobile phone, couldn't help but raised her head with interest when she heard the words, stared at little Lolita and said with a half-smile.

"Then you read this news again, and then talk about it after reading it."

After speaking, he handed over the mobile phone in his hand.

Hao Meng hesitated for a moment, and finally picked up the phone curiously——

This is a popular headline today.

Title: [The culprit that caused the crash of the Beep server was actually this cute little loli? 】

text:

This afternoon, the server of the Beep Station crashed in a large area, causing all videos to be unable to be viewed normally. A loli UP named 'Slippery World Zhi Da Ji' hosts the new song video uploaded by her.

The UP owner is a loli who is only eleven or twelve years old. With her cute and cute appearance and versatile skills, she has captured a large number of lolicon fans on the beep station... (The N word is omitted below)
As of the time of the editor’s publication, there is still no sign of recovery of the Beep station server. Here, the editor can’t help but say something to the staff of the Beep station——

Work hard!Old iron!I'm still waiting to go to Beep after get off work to watch the updated video of the funny little loli!
……

After reading the news, little Lolita's face darkened immediately.

"Look, even the news says it's your fault, and you still want to throw the blame away?"

Alice laughed.

Little Loli lay helplessly on the sofa, listless and somewhat discouraged.

"Ah... what a pity, I'll end up taking the blame for Bizhan Tudou's server..."

Qian Yu looked at the sluggish little loli lying on the sofa, blinked and said in surprise.

"That's a good thing!"

The little loli, who was like a deflated ball, cast a glance at Qian Yu, tilted her little head and asked in confusion.

"Ah? This is obviously slandering me for taking the blame, how could it be a good thing?"

"As soon as I heard what you said, I knew that you didn't listen to the teacher's lectures in class."

Qian Yu helped his forehead, then looked at Little Lolita, stretched out his index finger and said mysteriously.

"Do you know what hype is? This is an opportunity to make you famous and increase your popularity!"

……

What Qian Yu said was not false at all.

Now the news on the Internet that the server of the website crashed due to the funny upload of the video has been spread all over the sky.

In today's well-informed and well-informed Internet, thousands of people can know a piece of news at the flick of a finger. Therefore, in a very short period of time, the two key words, "The World's Big Joke" and "Bi.com" crashed, were imprinted on the Many people's minds.

What is a beep station?That is a famous two-dimensional barrage video website in the whole country!

In Longhua Country, young people don’t have to know what an oil pipeline is, you don’t have to watch oil depot videos, you don’t have to know about Layshi, Love Wife, Penguin Video...

But if you are a young man but don't know what a beep station is, it means that this person is out of touch with the times.

And now... the server of the beep station was blown up by a lolita and a video... This is simply unimaginable!

Those who have watched the funny "Crazy Song" video don't need to say much, and those who haven't watched the funny new song, or even heard of such a little loli for the first time today, these people's hearts are full of irresistible of intense curiosity.

What kind of video, and how good-looking it is, actually caused the servers of Tangtang Biz to crash?
How popular should this be?How hot should it be?to create the current situation?
Want to see it?

want to see!

But now the problem is...

The beep station still hasn't returned to normal...

……

(End of this chapter)