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Chapter 403 Hacker?
Chapter 403 Hacker?
At the same time, the headquarters of Biz Station.
"Did Chen Doge find out the IP address of the other party's attack on Bizhan's server?"
⑨bishi crossed his arms, bent down beside a thin employee, stared at the screen full of English letters and numbers, and asked in a serious voice.
The thin employee stared at the screen intently, stretched out his hand to support the thick glasses that slipped slightly on the bridge of the nose, and then continued to tap the green axis machine with his nimble hands as if playing "Flight of the Bumblebee". keyboard, muttered at the same time.
"Right now...he has a loophole...let me see if I can..."
After finishing speaking, he typed a series of codes that seemed like days to the stationmaster, hit enter, and then showed a gratified smile.
His expression was as happy as if the police had caught a thief who had been chasing him for a long time.
"Finally found the IP address that this guy accidentally exposed..."
Standing aside, the station master hurriedly asked after hearing the words.
"Who exactly? Where?"
"The address is... it's Los Angeles on the other side of the ocean... and it's also the public network of Starbucks..."
"Can you find a way to hack the cameras there? Let's see who is attacking our site?"
"I'm afraid not... I still have to crack the firewall, and there's not enough time... And it's possible that the fake address was deliberately exposed..."
Chen Doge shook his head helplessly, and then he couldn't help sighing.
"Sigh, there was originally a lot of visitors to the site today, but now the opponent's attack has easily caused the server to crash..."
The station master rubbed his temples with some headaches, then sighed unwillingly.
"You are a technical geek at our site. Don't you usually call yourself a hacker master? Isn't there a solution now?"
Chen Doge spread his hands helplessly, and said with a bitter face.
"CC, DDOS, port 80... I can't do anything about several attack methods! And I'm alone, the opponent is at least a team..."
⑨bishi lowered his head and pondered for a moment, glanced at Chen Doge who looked helpless as if he had lost his way, and suddenly said.
"Think about the funny little loli. If you can solve the problem of the server being attacked today, I can't guarantee autographs and group photos, but I promise you can witness the cute figure of the funny little loli with your own eyes!"
Chen Doge's heart skipped a beat when he heard the words, he was a bit decadent, but instantly regained his energy as if he had been slapped with chicken blood, and with a jolt, he grabbed ⑨bishi's arm and asked excitedly.
"Station Master? Station Master, can you say it again? Did I hear it wrong just now? The funny little loli really..."
Seeing the excited Chen doge who couldn't control himself, ⑨bishi nodded with a smile.
"You heard that right."
Seeing that the station master was so sure, Chen Doge's hands trembled slightly, his mouth opened and closed excitedly, wanting to say a thousand words, but at this moment he was speechless.
After a while, he suddenly said.
"At least I can't do it alone...I...I'll call for rescue immediately!"
After finishing speaking, Chen Doge couldn't wait to pick up the mobile phone on the table and dial the phone number in the address book.
"Hello? What are you doing now? Delivering express delivery? Stop delivering express delivery! Is there an Internet cafe near you? There's no time to explain. Come on, I need your help! Okay, okay...I'll treat you to chicken!"
"This……"
After watching Chen Doge make this call, ⑨bishi opened his mouth to ask something, but found that he quickly dialed another number.
"Hello? Are you at home? Can the computer still access the Internet?...What? You said you just got out of prison? You are no longer a hacker after you wash your hands in the golden basin? I'm afraid of chickens, this time I didn't ask you to hack others... All right , easy to say, easy to say..."
"I……"
Seeing that he took the phone from his ear, the stationmaster was about to say something, but Chen Doge waved his hand at the stationmaster as a sign to talk later, and then continued to dial another number.
However, this time when Chen Doge answered the phone, before he had time to say anything, the expression on his face was slightly taken aback, as if quite surprised.
"Yes... the Bizhan server was indeed maliciously attacked... did you know?"
"It turns out you are also watching videos of funny little lolita..."
"Then I'll stop talking nonsense, for the sake of being funny... that's fine! Dude is interesting! You are also a die-hard fan of funny little lolita like me! You are welcome to go up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of fire...don't say anything... Hurry up and do it!"
After finishing speaking, Chen Doge hung up the phone, then turned his head and blinked at the stunned stationmaster, as if asking him what he wanted to say.
⑨bishi scratched his head, a little at a loss.
"Uh... I want to ask, do you need me to call from the side?"
"For the sake of fun...it seems I can only help with the call..."
……
a mansion.
The little girl with blonde hair and two ponytails held a brand new tablet computer and refreshed the Biz website on the screen. When she saw that all the videos on the Biz homepage were still unplayable, she couldn't help showing satisfaction on her face. smile.
And this scene was watched by the tall bodyguard in black who stood beside him with his hands tied. He frowned, shook his head and couldn't help but speak.
"Miss, why bother...for a moment of pleasure, kill one thousand enemies and lose eight hundred, ask the hacker team to hack the server of the beep station, so you can be happy? If the master knows..."
"Shut up! It's none of your business!"
Before the bodyguard could finish speaking, he was immediately yelled at by the high-decibel voice of the blond little lolita.
"I'm happy! I just can't stand someone riding on top of me! Since I'm hotter than me... I'll make none of you see the beep station!"
After the darkened blond girl finished speaking, she held up the tablet in her hand, shook her shoulders slightly and sneered.
"Huh... now... now I see who will watch funny videos..."
However, by coincidence, a sudden news pop-up window popped up on the tablet at this time.
The little blonde girl just took a look, her golden pupils shrank suddenly, she stared at the words on the news pop-up window in disbelief, line after line, the more she looked, her The shoulders trembled more and more.
The title content is like this:
[The server of Bizhan crashed, and tens of millions of people petitioned Bizhan on Weibo, demanding that Bizhan return to normal as soon as possible...]
This afternoon, because of a funny little lolita video on Biz.com, the peak number of online viewers broke the table, causing the Biz.com server to crash and unable to watch the video normally.
Although the official Weibo of Biezhan apologized and said that it is trying its best to repair the server, more and more people are curious about what kind of video the funny little loli contributed. So many people watched it and caused the server to crash. Some people organized a petition, hoping that Biz.com will restore the server as soon as possible. Some even expressed that they would pay for a better server by paying for Biz.com. A donation of 54 has been raised...
The popularity of the funny little loli has not been affected by the turmoil on the Bizhan server at all. "What video caused the collapse of the Bizhan?" ''How cute is the funny little loli to be so popular? 'These have become a hot topic for everyone to discuss after dinner...
Without opening the small window to read the detailed news content, the blond girl saw this, and raised the tablet above her head——
Snapped!
There was another corpse of a scrapped tablet computer on the ground. At the same time, she covered her face with her hands and couldn't help crying on the spot with a "Wow"...
感谢【王wan】打赏的2000币!感谢【超级颓废的咸鱼】打赏的2000币!感谢【神隐的Anna桑】打赏的1000币!感谢【洪一系】打赏的1000币!感谢【徘徊在森林】打赏的1000币!感谢【狂三最高】打赏的1000币!感谢【三真爱三】打赏的500币!感谢【Fate郎】打赏的500币!感谢【书友150404224405051】打赏的500币!感谢【梦幻萧游】、【最爱公主殿下】、【真白之司】、【墨苏尘】、【东方幻想妖】、【极幻星殇】、【宅不是我的错0是我不想动】、【fc反而】打赏的100币!
(End of this chapter)
At the same time, the headquarters of Biz Station.
"Did Chen Doge find out the IP address of the other party's attack on Bizhan's server?"
⑨bishi crossed his arms, bent down beside a thin employee, stared at the screen full of English letters and numbers, and asked in a serious voice.
The thin employee stared at the screen intently, stretched out his hand to support the thick glasses that slipped slightly on the bridge of the nose, and then continued to tap the green axis machine with his nimble hands as if playing "Flight of the Bumblebee". keyboard, muttered at the same time.
"Right now...he has a loophole...let me see if I can..."
After finishing speaking, he typed a series of codes that seemed like days to the stationmaster, hit enter, and then showed a gratified smile.
His expression was as happy as if the police had caught a thief who had been chasing him for a long time.
"Finally found the IP address that this guy accidentally exposed..."
Standing aside, the station master hurriedly asked after hearing the words.
"Who exactly? Where?"
"The address is... it's Los Angeles on the other side of the ocean... and it's also the public network of Starbucks..."
"Can you find a way to hack the cameras there? Let's see who is attacking our site?"
"I'm afraid not... I still have to crack the firewall, and there's not enough time... And it's possible that the fake address was deliberately exposed..."
Chen Doge shook his head helplessly, and then he couldn't help sighing.
"Sigh, there was originally a lot of visitors to the site today, but now the opponent's attack has easily caused the server to crash..."
The station master rubbed his temples with some headaches, then sighed unwillingly.
"You are a technical geek at our site. Don't you usually call yourself a hacker master? Isn't there a solution now?"
Chen Doge spread his hands helplessly, and said with a bitter face.
"CC, DDOS, port 80... I can't do anything about several attack methods! And I'm alone, the opponent is at least a team..."
⑨bishi lowered his head and pondered for a moment, glanced at Chen Doge who looked helpless as if he had lost his way, and suddenly said.
"Think about the funny little loli. If you can solve the problem of the server being attacked today, I can't guarantee autographs and group photos, but I promise you can witness the cute figure of the funny little loli with your own eyes!"
Chen Doge's heart skipped a beat when he heard the words, he was a bit decadent, but instantly regained his energy as if he had been slapped with chicken blood, and with a jolt, he grabbed ⑨bishi's arm and asked excitedly.
"Station Master? Station Master, can you say it again? Did I hear it wrong just now? The funny little loli really..."
Seeing the excited Chen doge who couldn't control himself, ⑨bishi nodded with a smile.
"You heard that right."
Seeing that the station master was so sure, Chen Doge's hands trembled slightly, his mouth opened and closed excitedly, wanting to say a thousand words, but at this moment he was speechless.
After a while, he suddenly said.
"At least I can't do it alone...I...I'll call for rescue immediately!"
After finishing speaking, Chen Doge couldn't wait to pick up the mobile phone on the table and dial the phone number in the address book.
"Hello? What are you doing now? Delivering express delivery? Stop delivering express delivery! Is there an Internet cafe near you? There's no time to explain. Come on, I need your help! Okay, okay...I'll treat you to chicken!"
"This……"
After watching Chen Doge make this call, ⑨bishi opened his mouth to ask something, but found that he quickly dialed another number.
"Hello? Are you at home? Can the computer still access the Internet?...What? You said you just got out of prison? You are no longer a hacker after you wash your hands in the golden basin? I'm afraid of chickens, this time I didn't ask you to hack others... All right , easy to say, easy to say..."
"I……"
Seeing that he took the phone from his ear, the stationmaster was about to say something, but Chen Doge waved his hand at the stationmaster as a sign to talk later, and then continued to dial another number.
However, this time when Chen Doge answered the phone, before he had time to say anything, the expression on his face was slightly taken aback, as if quite surprised.
"Yes... the Bizhan server was indeed maliciously attacked... did you know?"
"It turns out you are also watching videos of funny little lolita..."
"Then I'll stop talking nonsense, for the sake of being funny... that's fine! Dude is interesting! You are also a die-hard fan of funny little lolita like me! You are welcome to go up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of fire...don't say anything... Hurry up and do it!"
After finishing speaking, Chen Doge hung up the phone, then turned his head and blinked at the stunned stationmaster, as if asking him what he wanted to say.
⑨bishi scratched his head, a little at a loss.
"Uh... I want to ask, do you need me to call from the side?"
"For the sake of fun...it seems I can only help with the call..."
……
a mansion.
The little girl with blonde hair and two ponytails held a brand new tablet computer and refreshed the Biz website on the screen. When she saw that all the videos on the Biz homepage were still unplayable, she couldn't help showing satisfaction on her face. smile.
And this scene was watched by the tall bodyguard in black who stood beside him with his hands tied. He frowned, shook his head and couldn't help but speak.
"Miss, why bother...for a moment of pleasure, kill one thousand enemies and lose eight hundred, ask the hacker team to hack the server of the beep station, so you can be happy? If the master knows..."
"Shut up! It's none of your business!"
Before the bodyguard could finish speaking, he was immediately yelled at by the high-decibel voice of the blond little lolita.
"I'm happy! I just can't stand someone riding on top of me! Since I'm hotter than me... I'll make none of you see the beep station!"
After the darkened blond girl finished speaking, she held up the tablet in her hand, shook her shoulders slightly and sneered.
"Huh... now... now I see who will watch funny videos..."
However, by coincidence, a sudden news pop-up window popped up on the tablet at this time.
The little blonde girl just took a look, her golden pupils shrank suddenly, she stared at the words on the news pop-up window in disbelief, line after line, the more she looked, her The shoulders trembled more and more.
The title content is like this:
[The server of Bizhan crashed, and tens of millions of people petitioned Bizhan on Weibo, demanding that Bizhan return to normal as soon as possible...]
This afternoon, because of a funny little lolita video on Biz.com, the peak number of online viewers broke the table, causing the Biz.com server to crash and unable to watch the video normally.
Although the official Weibo of Biezhan apologized and said that it is trying its best to repair the server, more and more people are curious about what kind of video the funny little loli contributed. So many people watched it and caused the server to crash. Some people organized a petition, hoping that Biz.com will restore the server as soon as possible. Some even expressed that they would pay for a better server by paying for Biz.com. A donation of 54 has been raised...
The popularity of the funny little loli has not been affected by the turmoil on the Bizhan server at all. "What video caused the collapse of the Bizhan?" ''How cute is the funny little loli to be so popular? 'These have become a hot topic for everyone to discuss after dinner...
Without opening the small window to read the detailed news content, the blond girl saw this, and raised the tablet above her head——
Snapped!
There was another corpse of a scrapped tablet computer on the ground. At the same time, she covered her face with her hands and couldn't help crying on the spot with a "Wow"...
感谢【王wan】打赏的2000币!感谢【超级颓废的咸鱼】打赏的2000币!感谢【神隐的Anna桑】打赏的1000币!感谢【洪一系】打赏的1000币!感谢【徘徊在森林】打赏的1000币!感谢【狂三最高】打赏的1000币!感谢【三真爱三】打赏的500币!感谢【Fate郎】打赏的500币!感谢【书友150404224405051】打赏的500币!感谢【梦幻萧游】、【最爱公主殿下】、【真白之司】、【墨苏尘】、【东方幻想妖】、【极幻星殇】、【宅不是我的错0是我不想动】、【fc反而】打赏的100币!
(End of this chapter)
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