funny anchor

Chapter 412
Hao Meng, who was hiding in the corner of the arena at this moment, looked like the frightened emoji in the corner, as funny as it could be.

Hao Meng, who was hiding in the corner, stared at the two people who had reached a consensus not far away, and couldn't help thinking inwardly.

What should I do... These two people on the other side are too shameless, they actually partnered up to bully me, a newbie...

If the two opponents really teamed up to deal with him, they might be thrown out of the ring after a few rounds, and they would inevitably be eliminated in the end.

How about...I'll turn on the microphone too...to see if I can pass the test...

Thinking of this, facing the approaching two people, Hao Meng pressed the voice button without haste, and shouted into the microphone in her fluent English.

"Wait! Please wait! I have something to say!"

Hao Meng opened the mic, and he didn't know that the other party was attracted by the unexpectedly soft and cute loli voice, but he was still curious about what Hao Meng wanted to say next. The two of them stopped obediently and rushed towards Hao Meng's voice when they heard the voice. pace.

"You... are you a little girl?"

G Guy Zi hesitated and said in a somewhat surprised tone.

"Please speak, I'm listening."

The pardoning fox at the side said politely.

Hao Meng couldn't help but glanced at him more, combined with his accent, guessed in his heart that the person who was so polite was probably Canadian.

Now Hao Meng spoke.

"I want to say... can the two of you go heads-up first?"

After a pause, Hao Meng continued to explain in that soft and cute voice.

"Look, I'm a novice. I'm playing this game for the first time today, and I don't even know how to play it...Are you afraid that you won't be able to beat me as a novice?"

Hao Meng's soft words made them equate the cute little bear with the harmless teddy bear.

G guy Zi also noticed Hao Meng's messy punching operation before. This lack of skill and even a bit of chicken-catching operation can completely prove that this little girl is a novice.

What's more, the opponent player is still a loli with such a soft and cute voice?

"Don't worry, I will never disturb you two, I will be in charge of showing cuteness."

In order to make the two of them completely lose their guard against him, Hao Meng controlled the little bear to lie on the ground while speaking, giving up resistance and pretending to be dead.

Before he was finished falling on the ground, Hao Meng even stuck out his tongue very cooperatively and said rua in a cute tone.

"rua~ I'm dead..."

Hao Meng's cute performance immediately triggered a torrent of barrage from the audience in the live broadcast room!

[I finally understood what the funny little loli said in English! ]
[This tongue sticking out is so cute! ]
[rua~ I'm so cute...]
[What if the opponent can't beat?Play dead! ]
[233...Wake up!You are a bear, pretend to be dead, get up for me! ]
[Is this the rhythm of planning to kill the opponent? ]
[what to do?Funny and cute!If I meet her as an opponent, I can't do it...]
[Let go of that little bear, come at me if you can! ]
……

Hao Meng thought that since he was like this, the other party would definitely relax his vigilance and ignore him and wrestle together, but who knows...

That G guy purple boxer ran up to the little bear who was pretending to be dead, stretched out his hand to grab the little bear's front paw and ran away without saying a word.

The Yankee ran and muttered on the microphone.

"This cute little bear is mine! Don't take it from me!"

Hao Meng never expected that the other party would drag her for a [-]-meter sprint, so she struggled hastily.

But the little bear struggled a few times, but the back foot was grabbed by the Forgive Fox, and while pulling it in the opposite direction, the Canadian player shouted into the mic not to be outdone.

"Don't even think about it! It's my bear! My little bear!"

Just like that, the two pulled the little bear, like two brats fighting for a teddy bear, tug of war.

At the same time, the two people didn't keep their mouths idle, they kept howling at each other, and the scene was very chaotic for a while.

"Don't eat the sour radish! Let go of you fucking Canadian! Stay away from my bear! Don't touch my bear! Let go of your dirty hands!"

"This loli is mine...it's mine! Let me go..."

"youXXXXXX..."

……

Hao Meng, who was caught in the middle and the two of them were fighting each other, felt helpless in her heart!

This seems to be different from what was planned. What about the one-on-one duel that was promised?Why are these two still fighting for themselves?

I feel like a bag of golden trash being snatched back and forth between the two of them...

Hao Meng scratched her little head in depression, and took the opportunity to glance at the bullet screens, and found that the densely packed bullet screens were all complaints from the audience.

[do not fight!do not fight!What are the benefits of being funny?Who is right, I will give it to him! ]
[The relationship between the two countries was ruined by the comic]
[Tell you to be cute, now you are stupid! ]
[let go!Funny is mine! ]
[2333... Feels like a ghost, this bear is made of rubber, the quality is so good, it won't break down]
……

Looking at the barrage, Hao Meng continued to turn his attention to the game, only to find that the two foreign players in the ring had left Xiaoxiong aside at some point, and they scuffled together without saying a word.

I saw that the hand of the G guy purple boxer was firmly stuck to the paw of the pardoning fox. They were back to back and shouting at each other, while moving to the edge of the ring and jumping around. They seemed to want to kill each other. Use the back throw to finish off the opponent with a sudden fall off the court.

"Say it again! This is my bear!"

"Hey! Try this! Do you like it? Hun?"

Snapped!
The two of them didn't know what was going on, and suddenly they were linked together hand in hand, and flew up 360 degrees on the spot, spinning in mid-air like a waltz in the air, drawing a parabola, sitting heavily on the ground at the same time outside.

Until the landing, the hands of the two people who were stuck together did not separate.

Dangdang!

Accompanied by the ringing of the bell at the end, and the ghostly laughter of the two foreign players, Hao Meng, who hadn't figured out what just happened, suddenly found red subtitles appearing on the screen.

【Huaji Wins! 】

"Huh? I won?"

Hao Meng hurriedly controlled the unconscious bear on the ground and climbed up from the ground. He raised his hands high to celebrate this inexplicable victory.

Not only Hao Meng, but even the audience watching the live broadcast were stunned. They never expected that Hao Meng, who was lying on the ground and doing nothing in the end, would win in the end!

After a short period of vacuum, the barrage exploded thousands of times like a tide.

[True lie win! ]
[23333... This is the real lying win! ]
[WTF?What just happened?How did the two fly out of the field all of a sudden? ]
[Damn it, I laughed to death... Laughing out of breath...]
[Funny what kind of shit luck is this!Can this win too? ]
[Stop!This is not Frost Air! ]
[Is it a bug just now or... I can't do it, I'll lie down and laugh for a while...]
[Has anyone recorded the scene just now?I want to make it into a dynamic GIF, and laugh every time I see it...]
……

(End of this chapter)