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Chapter 416 A Qualified Foreigner

Chapter 416 A Qualified Foreigner

The two foreign players did not expect that the loli bear would have the last laugh in the end, and...

The two of them didn't even succeed in eating the chicken, which means they can't get the reward of adding the little loli sbeam as a friend.

Now this game is for them to win or lose, it doesn't matter who can survive to the end, the important thing is how to 'eat chicken', and then add this cute little loli as a sbeam friend...

At that moment, the American player smiled and turned to MD.

"OK, OK, this round doesn't count. How about we continue to see who gets the chicken first in the next round?"

"Agree!"

Before Hao Meng had time to express his opinion, the Canadian player on the side hastily agreed.

"I will play seriously in the next game! If I want to eat chicken, don't forget to add me as a sbeam friend."

Hao Meng thought for a moment and thought to himself, you still want to eat chicken when I'm here?Dream on!
Immediately nodded his head, accepting the challenge indifferently.

"It's done! The next round will be the next one, but the next one is the last round. If you don't decide the winner, then we will see each other again."

Little Lolita's soft words cheered up the other players. Even through the opponent's microphone, Hao Meng could hear the applause coming from the other side of the ocean.

"Come! Just let the horse come here! Don't let anyone stop me! I will eat the chicken next time!"

The Canadian pardon fox stood up with a flag full of confidence and madness.

At this time, the American player also used classic English lines to complain very appropriately.

"You are a dead man, you are dead! (You are already a dead man!)"

The exchange of words between the two people can predict the next game, which can be said to be the most brutal game. However, at this moment, these two people and even Hao Meng have forgotten and ignored a player. , but suddenly opened the microphone and spoke.

"I...if I jump down by myself, can I be considered a chicken?"

Although the player speaks fluent English, his voice has a slight accent.

The American player was taken aback by the sudden stranger's voice, and he subconsciously asked a question back then.

"Who? Who was that f*** talking?"

"Uh... I, I'm just the chicken in your mouth..."

The stranger was a little weak, and his tone of voice was somewhat nervous.

It was only then that everyone remembered that there was a chick who never spoke in this game.

However, in the face of his request...

"NO!"

The three of them immediately turned on the microphone and shouted at him in unison.

"..."

The chick player had no choice but to keep his mouth shut obediently.

Seeing this, some viewers in the live broadcast room couldn't help complaining.

[Nest grass!It turns out that chickens can talk! ]
[Hahaha...it's so pitiful, chicks have no human rights]
[Seek the shadow area in the chick's heart at this time]
[I will be your chicken honestly. Do you still want to eat chicken? ]
[This is the first time for this little brother to open a microphone, I always feel that he is a little reserved]
[Don’t laugh at the front, if you meet a funny little lolita in the game, you will be very nervous even if you turn on the mic]
[I know how to bully honest people]
[Chicken: I choose death, let you eat chicken (funny)]
……

After the game finished loading, the screen went black. Hao Meng hurriedly looked at the game scene, only to find that the scene was actually on top of the carriage of two vans traveling side by side at high speed.

The surrounding environment and scenery flew back and forth crazily. Two trucks driving side by side sometimes separated, and sometimes they squeezed together side by side. The four players stayed in the compartments of the two cars in pairs.

Hao Meng glanced around, and found that it was the Canadian pardoning fox who was staying in the same carriage with her.

It's just that he is currently lying on the edge of the carriage, facing the other carriage running parallel to him, bending over and sticking his butt out, ready to jump over at any time.

No wonder he was in such a hurry to go to the other side, because the gay Zi Zi was very lucky to be assigned to the same car as the chick. The gay Zi Zi who got closer to the water tower first struck first and started to fight with the chick. together.

If he was the first to knock the chick unconscious and leave him in the car, then he would undoubtedly miss the chance to become sbeam friends with the little Lolita, let alone have the chance to have fun online games together in the future...

Forgiveness Fox thought of this, and at the moment when the two trucks were close to each other again, he couldn't wait to jump on top of the other truck.

And at this moment, the winner and loser were soon decided between Gay Zi and Xiaoji.

After all, Gay Zi Zi's boxer was more vigorous, and after a few punches, he knocked out the chick who was not very motivated.

Gay Zi grabbed the chicken who was lying unconscious on the carriage, dragged it to the edge of the carriage, and said triumphantly in the tone of a winner.

"Hahahaha... I've got you! Get ready to say 'goodbye'! Because I'm going to drop you next..."

Before he finished speaking, he was stopped, because he saw the other hand of the unconscious chick he was pulling was grabbed by the green fox.

"Let go! It's my chick!"

Gay Zi pulled the chick's arm in his hand desperately, and shouted on the microphone.

However, how could the pardoning fox just let it go so easily?

Not only did he not let go, but he grabbed Chick's other hand and pulled it towards the edge of the carriage on the opposite side.

"Don't even think about it! Don't even think about throwing him away while I'm here!"

……

The two people were fighting over a chicken in the carriage, while Hao Meng, who was alone on another carriage, was quite interested in watching the excitement, and even fanned the flames from time to time. shouted.

"Come on! Almost!, almost... whoever of you two can throw this chick out of the car today and survive to the end, I will add him as a sbeam friend!"

It was a good thing that Hao Meng didn't turn on the mic. With her stimulation, the two of them were like fighting cocks. They were tearing apart the chicken in the middle like crazy and jumping around in circles on the high-speed carriage.

At the same time, all kinds of things like 'don't eat sour radishes! ''FXXK♂YOU' These classic English swear words came out of the mouth of the gay guy Zi, and the polite and polite Canadian forgive fox couldn't help learning to swear back in a hurry.

In the game, most of the Chinese people are cursing the streets with high quality. Even if there are occasional foreigners who use the broken Longhua they have learned to say "Zaoni" that they can't figure out the meaning, it can only be regarded as funny, but Not really insulting.

But why have you ever seen two foreigners with such "quality" for a little lolita's friend position?
At that time, many viewers complained.

[Isn't it just a friend?How do you feel that these foreigners are fighting for a friend! ]
[Yes, the phrase 'FXXK♂YOU' just now is very philosophical]
[It turns out that foreigners can also quarrel]
[Quality chicken, quality truck]
[Why do I feel that their curses are just two monotonous sentences, or is it that our country’s curses are broad and profound, and there are no duplicates]
[I also want to add funny little loli's sbeam friends...]
[Goodbye everyone, I'm going to leave for a while to add funny friends to the next sbeam client]
[The one in front of you thought too much, you thought you could add friends who want to add funny little loli?Can it be added without consent? ]
[Hey, stop talking... I went to sbeam and searched for the funny sbeamID, guess what? ]
[Continue with what I said before! Stop being so pretentious, what’s going on?What did you find? ]
[I searched and found nearly 1 IDs named 'funny', at least [-] personal spaces with the same avatar and serious live broadcast links...]
[Gao Neng ahead, I have played this picture before, after a while... (funny)]
……

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