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Chapter 429 Catching Cats
Chapter 429 Catching Cats
"Please be sure to give me a copy of your autograph!"
As if worried that little Loli hadn't heard clearly, the tower-like bodyguard repeated what he had just said in his thick voice that was trembling with excitement.
"Ah? Ha..."
Little Lolita, who was a little dazed by the situation, finally came to her senses. After groaning, she lowered her head and stared blankly at the little notebook handed to her.
This small book is only the size of Hao Meng's small hand, and its cover is still a girl's fan. It is a bit funny that such a big man like a tower is holding his hands and handing it respectfully.
But these are not the main points.
"You... know who I am?"
Hao Meng looked up and stared at the half-kneeling black-clothed man blocking the stairs, and asked hesitantly, while secretly thinking in surprise.
Is this stupid guy also a fan of mine?He actually recognized him?
"You are the funny little loli of Biz! Do you know? I..."
Having said this, this tower-like man acted like a thief. He turned around and looked at the empty hall behind him with a guilty conscience. When he saw that the eldest lady was not there, he turned around with relief and talked to the lovely lady in front of him. The little loli whispered.
"I like you the most! Whether it's a house dance or a live game, every day I..."
"Stop, stop, stop..."
Facing the unspeakable tirade of this brawny fan, Hao Meng hurriedly waved his hands to stop.
"Since you are my fan...then..."
Little Loli stood on tiptoe, turned her body to look behind the strong man, frowned and said.
"Get out of the way, let me go."
However, the bodyguard of the burly man in black immediately put on a bitter face when he heard Little Lolita's insistence on going over, and was in a dilemma.
"No, if I let you go there, it would be my negligence, and Missy will kill me!"
From a personal point of view, he doesn't want to disobey his idol's words, but from his own job as a bodyguard, he can't be a white-eyed wolf who violates his master's orders.
In public and private, this makes him very embarrassed.
Hao Meng stared at the strong man in black in front of her, nodded her head in admiration, and then threw out her trump card.
"Do you want my autograph?"
……
At this time, Jasmine, who was waiting for Qianyu downstairs, was admiring an oil painting hanging in the hall. She was appreciating the artwork, when she suddenly heard three sounds of "dong dong dong" from the quiet upstairs, as if hitting it with a heavy object such as a sledgehammer. The sound of the wall.
Fearing that something might happen to Hao Meng, she hurried up the stairs three steps at a time.
As soon as she went upstairs, Jasmine saw an incredible scene at the stairs on the second floor.
I saw a big man in black clothes like an iron tower, with a bruise on his forehead, cracks on his sunglasses, his hands covering his heart, a satisfied smile on his mouth, lying on his back in the cold On the floor, the pair of black and white kittens playfully climbed up and down on the strong man.
But the originally smooth wall opposite him was now covered with cracks like spider webs, and the basketball-sized crater in the center was obviously caused by the impact of some heavy object.
As for the most important Lolita in Jasmine's heart, she was standing by the side unharmed at this time, holding a small pink notebook and pen in one hand, and scratching her little head helplessly with the other hand.
The scene in front of her made Jasmine swallow hard. She stared at the strong man in black who lay unconscious on the ground, tried to keep her voice steady, and asked calmly.
"Hao Meng...what happened just now?"
At this time, Hao Meng lowered her head and flipped through the small pink notebook in her hand. While flipping through it, she casually said.
"Oh, it's nothing...he blocked my way, so I rubbed his forehead against the smooth wall a few times..."
Little did they know that Hao Meng's light words made Jasmine's eyes almost pop out.
Hao Meng's small body...
This... who is this special meow rubbing against whom!
"Sigh... who knew he was so weak that he lay down on the floor within a few strokes..."
When the little loli said this, she looked down at the black-clothed bodyguard lying on the ground and shook her head, as if the strong man on the other side was really a weak chicken, and then threw the small books and pens in her hand to the strong man. Beside him, he bent down and stretched out his hands to call back the two kittens, hugged them in his arms, and walked towards the spacious hall on the second floor, leaving behind Jasmine who was still in a daze.
At this moment, Qian Yu, who had gone to the bathroom before, slowly came upstairs, and immediately saw Jasmine who was in a daze, and the unconscious strong man in black lying on the ground.
"..."
Qian Yu stared at the burly man in black on the ground in silence for a while, then suddenly turned to look at the dazed Jasmine and said.
"Don't tell me it was Hao Meng who did it again..."
……
Hao Meng walked casually in this mansion, while looking for Xiao Sami, he was also thinking about some information he just read from that little notebook in his mind.
The little book contained some brief matters in some scribbled handwriting.
For example, trivial matters such as moving pianos and purchasing a new batch of tablet computers, but no such matters as attacking Bizhan servers were found.
Hao Meng, who did not find evidence, was not disappointed, because she brought another trump card this time, and she did not believe that the little girl who loves beauty would not be fooled.
Thinking of this, Hao Meng came to the sofa in the hall and looked around, then, like a magic trick, took out a bottle of 'perfume' that looked very expensive from the outside, and carefully sprayed it on the dress, Then he slapped himself with a small hand, pretended to be very intoxicated and sniffed, and then casually put the bottle of expensive 'perfume' on the coffee table.
At this time, Hao Meng's actions happened to fall into a pair of eyes hidden behind a solid wooden door.
Xiao Sami, who was hiding in the bedroom, peeked out from a gap in the bedroom where the funny little loli was spraying perfume on her clothes.
She didn't forget that when the other party approached her when she was downstairs, the fragrance she smelled impressed her deeply, and she couldn't forget it.
It's not that Xiao Sami has never used perfume, on the contrary, she has tried all the expensive perfumes in the world, but even if they add up all the perfumes, they can't match the fragrance she smelled from the funny little loli before one ten-thousandth of.
Is this the perfume used by the funny little loli?Why is it not sold?
Damn...even the perfume is better than mine...no wonder funny gets so many fans...
Thinking of this, Xiao Sami felt inexplicably jealous.
At this moment, Xiao Samiao suddenly saw the little loli outside the door who was wearing a pink dress and holding two kittens in her arms. She seemed to have noticed something, and suddenly turned her head to look in one direction.
That direction was her study.
The little loli outside the door looked suspiciously at the study room with the door half-closed, smiled, showing a funny smile, and shouted in the direction of the study room.
"Little silly meow? Come out and play!"
At this time, Xiao Sami, who was hiding behind the bedroom door, swallowed nervously, and quickly closed the bedroom door, leaning her back against the door, her little heart pounding nervously.
Now Xiao Sami feels as if she is playing a real-life horror game——"Escape"
……
Thanks to [book friend 160618104103544] for the reward of 600 coins!Thanks to [Luoshui l Tianyi l] and [Derek0192] for the reward of 100 coins! (happy Winter Solstice to everyone!!)
(End of this chapter)
"Please be sure to give me a copy of your autograph!"
As if worried that little Loli hadn't heard clearly, the tower-like bodyguard repeated what he had just said in his thick voice that was trembling with excitement.
"Ah? Ha..."
Little Lolita, who was a little dazed by the situation, finally came to her senses. After groaning, she lowered her head and stared blankly at the little notebook handed to her.
This small book is only the size of Hao Meng's small hand, and its cover is still a girl's fan. It is a bit funny that such a big man like a tower is holding his hands and handing it respectfully.
But these are not the main points.
"You... know who I am?"
Hao Meng looked up and stared at the half-kneeling black-clothed man blocking the stairs, and asked hesitantly, while secretly thinking in surprise.
Is this stupid guy also a fan of mine?He actually recognized him?
"You are the funny little loli of Biz! Do you know? I..."
Having said this, this tower-like man acted like a thief. He turned around and looked at the empty hall behind him with a guilty conscience. When he saw that the eldest lady was not there, he turned around with relief and talked to the lovely lady in front of him. The little loli whispered.
"I like you the most! Whether it's a house dance or a live game, every day I..."
"Stop, stop, stop..."
Facing the unspeakable tirade of this brawny fan, Hao Meng hurriedly waved his hands to stop.
"Since you are my fan...then..."
Little Loli stood on tiptoe, turned her body to look behind the strong man, frowned and said.
"Get out of the way, let me go."
However, the bodyguard of the burly man in black immediately put on a bitter face when he heard Little Lolita's insistence on going over, and was in a dilemma.
"No, if I let you go there, it would be my negligence, and Missy will kill me!"
From a personal point of view, he doesn't want to disobey his idol's words, but from his own job as a bodyguard, he can't be a white-eyed wolf who violates his master's orders.
In public and private, this makes him very embarrassed.
Hao Meng stared at the strong man in black in front of her, nodded her head in admiration, and then threw out her trump card.
"Do you want my autograph?"
……
At this time, Jasmine, who was waiting for Qianyu downstairs, was admiring an oil painting hanging in the hall. She was appreciating the artwork, when she suddenly heard three sounds of "dong dong dong" from the quiet upstairs, as if hitting it with a heavy object such as a sledgehammer. The sound of the wall.
Fearing that something might happen to Hao Meng, she hurried up the stairs three steps at a time.
As soon as she went upstairs, Jasmine saw an incredible scene at the stairs on the second floor.
I saw a big man in black clothes like an iron tower, with a bruise on his forehead, cracks on his sunglasses, his hands covering his heart, a satisfied smile on his mouth, lying on his back in the cold On the floor, the pair of black and white kittens playfully climbed up and down on the strong man.
But the originally smooth wall opposite him was now covered with cracks like spider webs, and the basketball-sized crater in the center was obviously caused by the impact of some heavy object.
As for the most important Lolita in Jasmine's heart, she was standing by the side unharmed at this time, holding a small pink notebook and pen in one hand, and scratching her little head helplessly with the other hand.
The scene in front of her made Jasmine swallow hard. She stared at the strong man in black who lay unconscious on the ground, tried to keep her voice steady, and asked calmly.
"Hao Meng...what happened just now?"
At this time, Hao Meng lowered her head and flipped through the small pink notebook in her hand. While flipping through it, she casually said.
"Oh, it's nothing...he blocked my way, so I rubbed his forehead against the smooth wall a few times..."
Little did they know that Hao Meng's light words made Jasmine's eyes almost pop out.
Hao Meng's small body...
This... who is this special meow rubbing against whom!
"Sigh... who knew he was so weak that he lay down on the floor within a few strokes..."
When the little loli said this, she looked down at the black-clothed bodyguard lying on the ground and shook her head, as if the strong man on the other side was really a weak chicken, and then threw the small books and pens in her hand to the strong man. Beside him, he bent down and stretched out his hands to call back the two kittens, hugged them in his arms, and walked towards the spacious hall on the second floor, leaving behind Jasmine who was still in a daze.
At this moment, Qian Yu, who had gone to the bathroom before, slowly came upstairs, and immediately saw Jasmine who was in a daze, and the unconscious strong man in black lying on the ground.
"..."
Qian Yu stared at the burly man in black on the ground in silence for a while, then suddenly turned to look at the dazed Jasmine and said.
"Don't tell me it was Hao Meng who did it again..."
……
Hao Meng walked casually in this mansion, while looking for Xiao Sami, he was also thinking about some information he just read from that little notebook in his mind.
The little book contained some brief matters in some scribbled handwriting.
For example, trivial matters such as moving pianos and purchasing a new batch of tablet computers, but no such matters as attacking Bizhan servers were found.
Hao Meng, who did not find evidence, was not disappointed, because she brought another trump card this time, and she did not believe that the little girl who loves beauty would not be fooled.
Thinking of this, Hao Meng came to the sofa in the hall and looked around, then, like a magic trick, took out a bottle of 'perfume' that looked very expensive from the outside, and carefully sprayed it on the dress, Then he slapped himself with a small hand, pretended to be very intoxicated and sniffed, and then casually put the bottle of expensive 'perfume' on the coffee table.
At this time, Hao Meng's actions happened to fall into a pair of eyes hidden behind a solid wooden door.
Xiao Sami, who was hiding in the bedroom, peeked out from a gap in the bedroom where the funny little loli was spraying perfume on her clothes.
She didn't forget that when the other party approached her when she was downstairs, the fragrance she smelled impressed her deeply, and she couldn't forget it.
It's not that Xiao Sami has never used perfume, on the contrary, she has tried all the expensive perfumes in the world, but even if they add up all the perfumes, they can't match the fragrance she smelled from the funny little loli before one ten-thousandth of.
Is this the perfume used by the funny little loli?Why is it not sold?
Damn...even the perfume is better than mine...no wonder funny gets so many fans...
Thinking of this, Xiao Sami felt inexplicably jealous.
At this moment, Xiao Samiao suddenly saw the little loli outside the door who was wearing a pink dress and holding two kittens in her arms. She seemed to have noticed something, and suddenly turned her head to look in one direction.
That direction was her study.
The little loli outside the door looked suspiciously at the study room with the door half-closed, smiled, showing a funny smile, and shouted in the direction of the study room.
"Little silly meow? Come out and play!"
At this time, Xiao Sami, who was hiding behind the bedroom door, swallowed nervously, and quickly closed the bedroom door, leaning her back against the door, her little heart pounding nervously.
Now Xiao Sami feels as if she is playing a real-life horror game——"Escape"
……
Thanks to [book friend 160618104103544] for the reward of 600 coins!Thanks to [Luoshui l Tianyi l] and [Derek0192] for the reward of 100 coins! (happy Winter Solstice to everyone!!)
(End of this chapter)
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