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Chapter 464 Schrödinger's Express (Second Update!)

Before the haunted house had time to finish shopping, Hao Meng and his party were politely 'invited' out by two security guards who arrived in time. They didn't even ask for compensation for the damage to the props, but only mentioned a request -

"Please don't come again!"

The mummy nurse and the two zombie boys who were standing at the door of the haunted house shouted in unison to the leaving Hao Meng and his group with their hands clasped in mercy. The short-haired security guy from before took out a big black bullet from the haunted house. A sign stood at the entrance of the haunted house, and another security guy wearing glasses took a brush dipped in white paint and started writing on the sign.

Soon, the security guard got up and left, immediately revealing the eye-catching handwriting that was just written on the black sign——

[It is forbidden to beat, comfort, or intimidate the staff in the haunted house! ! ! ]
Hao Meng, who had already walked away, turned his head and glanced at the eye-catching sign standing in front of the '****' haunted house, then turned around and spread his hands and complained helplessly to everyone.

"It seems that we have been included in the most unpopular blacklist..."

Hao Meng's complaints made everyone talk a lot.

"It doesn't matter, this haunted house is not scary at all..."

"It's just... I was kicked out just after I had such a scary feeling, so I won't come to play again in the future!"

"What a waste of time..."

"Well... I think this haunted house is quite funny..."

……

After going through the haunted house, it was noon after a lot of tossing. The people who felt a little hungry simply found a "Golden Arch" fast food restaurant and had a simple lunch casually.

But just as everyone was about to finish their lunch and were discussing going to the zoo in the afternoon, Hao Meng's cell phone rang.

"express delivery?"

Hao Meng who picked up the phone was slightly taken aback, then scratched her head in embarrassment.

"That... I'm not at home right now, so it's not convenient to sign for it..."

However, as soon as Hao Meng finished speaking, the courier brother on the other end of the phone said in a hurry.

"Great! Then can I drop the express package directly at your door?"

Although Hao Meng always felt that something was wrong, she had no choice now that she was away from home.

"All right……"

After hanging up the phone, Hao Meng glanced at the crowd who were staring at him curiously, and said with some confusion.

"I have a courier arrived...Although I don't know what courier it is...but I always feel uneasy and a little worried...so..."

"I plan to go home first this afternoon, you go to the zoo!"

As soon as Hao Meng finished speaking, Jasmine spoke first.

"Then I'll go back with Hao Meng!"

"I!"

"And I!"

[I'll go back too! ]
Alice turned her head and glanced around the crowd, shaking her head helplessly and smiling bitterly.

"What? You still want to leave me alone and go to the zoo alone? What's the point of that!"

After speaking, Alice got up and said.

"Let's go, Hao Meng, don't forget to owe me a zoo..."

……

Back home, when Hao Meng saw the crumpled box of express cartons placed at the door of the villa, which seemed to have been tortured, he finally understood why the courier brother was so happy.

This is not a pointed anise... It is clearly a flattened anise!Damn it's a violent courier!The courier brother just threw the door and slipped away happily!
I'm afraid the things inside were also broken, right?

Thinking of this, Hao Meng picked up the express carton on the ground and wanted to shake it to hear if there was any abnormal sound inside the box.

However, compared to Hao Meng's small body, this box is a bit bulky, and it feels heavy when you hold it, and it is quite heavy and cannot be shaken...

Hao Meng checked the sender's address on the sealed courier note curiously, and found that although the box looked like an ordinary turnover box, the address was sent from the headquarters of Biz Station, which made the She cared more about what was in the box.

You must know that the courier box at the last time was not as big as it is now, but it included a pair of New Year's greeting figures worth 98 Yi.

This time, if Bizhan sends some other precious gifts, if it breaks, it will be embarrassing...

……

Jasmine, Qian Yu, Alice and the others were sitting on the sofa surrounding the tea table, all looking curiously at the unopened express box on the coffee table.

Hao Meng stared at the crumpled express box, holding a wallpaper knife in his hand, and chanted as if chanting scriptures.

"The contents of the express box may or may not be broken. You can only know if you open the express box... But as long as the express box is not opened! Then all of this is unknown and uncertain! The contents inside are not known. Constantly changing between good and bad..."

"This is……"

Speaking of this, a flash of inspiration suddenly appeared in the little Lolita's mind, holding the express box in her little hand, she exclaimed.

"This is Schrödinger's express delivery!"

Then the little Loli touched her chin, frowned seriously, stared at the tattered express box and murmured with some embarrassment.

"Emmm... To dismantle or not to dismantle? This is a serious physics problem..."

Little Lolita's trickery immediately caused complaints from everyone around her.

"During the time you were tangled and hesitating, N parallel worlds have been born from the wasted time, hurry up and dismantle them!"

Hui Ji was taken aback for a moment, got up and carefully looked at the label with the addressee, and said with some doubts.

"Ah? Schrödinger's delivery? Could it be that the delivery was wrong? The courier brother took Hao Meng as Schrödinger? Speaking of Schrödinger...who is it?"

As for Jasmine, who was full of curiosity about the courier sent by the beep station, she even complained impatiently.

"It's a pain in the ass to dismantle a courier... You should dismantle it quickly! Study the physics of wool! Thank you for being able to figure it out!"

Under the urging of everyone, Hao Meng took a wallpaper knife and carefully opened the express box in full view like cutting a birthday cake. The dusty physics puzzle was finally solved!Everyone leaned over their heads and looked into the box with unison——

Inside the big box are two smaller boxes...

Fortunately, with the protection of the big box outside and the buffer inside, the two boxes didn't bump into each other much. One of the smaller ones is the special box for Biz Station with the small TV pattern printed on it, and the one size bigger The box is a box with a PS4 game console printed on it.

When Hao Meng saw this heavy game console box, instead of being happy at all, she had an ominous premonition...

It seems that it is this box that makes me uneasy...

Hao Meng didn't touch the game console box, but first opened the light and flimsy special box for the beep station.

The box was almost the same as last time, except for a letter, what was left was an exquisite jewelry box, and some bubble wrap...

Hao Meng picked up the blue Bizhan envelope, took out a neatly folded piece of letter paper, unfolded it and looked at the letter.

Little Lolita's eyes only glanced back and forth at the letter paper for a few times, and finally her agile eyes suddenly froze, she let go of her little hand, and the letter in her hand fell to the ground with a 'click', she said in a daze.

"I was wrong... This is not Schrödinger's delivery, this is Pandora's box... If I had known, I would not have opened the delivery, and returned it intact under the pretext of violent delivery..."

Then the little girl slowly turned her head to look at the box of the PS4 console that had obviously been unsealed once, the corner of her mouth twitched slightly, and she hurriedly turned her head and gave orders to Jasmine who was pinching the bubble wrap to play.

"Quick! Jasmine quickly find me a hammer or something, I'll smash this cursed PS4!"

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　　From cultivating immortals yesterday to now, I haven’t closed my eyes all night. Just when I was typing this chapter, I thought I was going to die because of arrhythmia, lack of oxygen, and difficulty breathing. Fortunately, I persisted and finished typing!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)