funny anchor

Chapter 471 Comrade!Vodka!tons tons...

While Hao Meng was interacting with the audience, Chunhei also saw the barrage of complaints from the audience. It was the word 'funny' in the barrage that attracted him to stop the game.

"What funny little loli sings better than me? Where is it? I'll go and see..."

After Chun Hei finished speaking, he curiously clicked on the funny little loli live broadcast room on Biz. However, Hao Meng had already finished singing the song "Platinum Disco", and only the barrage asking for the title of the song was still frantically swiping the screen , seems to be witnessing the residual heat from before.

Whether it's the number of viewers reaching up to one million, or the frenzy of bullet screens like a tide, Chun Hei, who is new to the show, feels a little envious in his heart.

Of course, no matter how envious he is in his heart, he will never say it in front of his audience because he is a little arrogant.

First, he glanced at the opponent's game progress, and found that the opponent's game progress was far behind his own. Chunhei immediately felt relieved, and couldn't help but speak.

"It seems that she has the slowest progress in the game, right? Everyone is optimistic, this is the first of the three cowards in Bizhan, and there is someone who is more cowardly than me!"

What Chun Hei said immediately caused countless complaints in his live broadcast room.

[Hahaha... The implication is that you are also cowardly? ]
[Master, you... actually admit that you are a coward...]
[Fifty steps laugh at a hundred steps]
[You have the nerve to complain about people playing the second week, I'm afraid you forgot how cowardly you were when you played this game]
[My little loli sings better than you, and she sings in neon language]
……

"Singing? Can she have a tenor like me? I'll let you see what is called 'Single Pavarotti'. Watch me sing Vitas' "Star" in Russian..."

After talking about Chunhei, there are many audiences who say "don't speak!"My own people! 'The barrage opened the singing voice.

"Yo! Uncle Ma and Uncle Ma~"

"Hey! Sabi Lasi doesn't masturbate~"

It's good that Chunhei didn't speak up, but when he did, thousands of viewers were scared away in the live broadcast room...

……

Hao Meng is desperate now.

Just because I was distracted from singing, I played around with the handle for a while, and ran into a dark bathroom in a daze, and the door closed automatically, locking it in the dark bathroom.

I wasn't too scared when I was singing and interacting with another screen and the audience, but now when my attention is drawn back to the game, I immediately surround the little loli with the dark and weird atmosphere in the game, fear, and then One hit.

In the live broadcast room, there were also many enthusiastic viewers who used the form of barrage to instruct little Lolita how to pass this level, but little Lolita, who was trapped in the darkness, had to face the opponent named 'fear' again.

Although singing can dispel fear, Hao Meng doesn't want to play games and sing continuously at the same time. First of all, the songs should not be repeated, and secondly, she must take care of her voice. Just after singing the song "Platinum Disco", now she feels her throat Some are dry, and I desperately want to drink some water to moisten my throat.

As soon as Hao Meng thought of being thirsty, a prompt from the funny system came to her mind.

[Today's special offer!Non-alcoholic vodka, must-have for home and travel!Only 100 funny coins for sale! 】

Vodka?
This abrupt reminder made little Lolita slightly stunned.

Hao Meng was not stupefied because of the sudden "intimate" system, but because of the contradictory name of the vodka item.

You must know that vodka contains up to 95% alcohol, vodka without alcohol...is it still vodka?I'm afraid there is only water left?

And... can it be used to boost courage?
For Hao Meng at this time, there is an urgent need for a courageous prop.

The reminder that the system is broadcasting now, which is similar to a small pop-up advertisement, is undoubtedly a timely help.

At that moment, Hao Meng paused the game, said to the audience, "Go drink some water first", then hastily turned off the microphone and camera, and then summoned the funny system.

As soon as the funny system appeared, the first thing to bear the brunt on its mall interface was the 'vodka' advertisement that just appeared in my mind.

Hao Meng curiously clicked on the product details interface of this item drink, and carefully checked the item preview and its marked introduction.

I saw that this 'non-alcoholic vodka' is almost the same as the vodka bottles seen in ordinary movies. There are no other signs, not even the year, place of origin, or trademark logo. The whole is a one-three-no product.

And below the props is an introduction.

[This beverage is non-alcoholic, non-alcoholic, non-addictive, and will not cause harm to the body. It can be drunk by minors; it can be used to strengthen courage, refresh oneself, drive away cold, quench thirst, quit drinking, Ula charge, emoticons... Suitable for People who dare not or do not know how to drink but want to experience drinking]

At the same time, there are some precautions listed below the props introduction.

[Note: Because it does not contain alcohol and is non-flammable, please do not use this item as fuel and add it to the tank; after drinking it, there will be a slight dizziness side effect, please do not drive a vehicle during the side effect; do not face it in the wild Drink this item when you are a beast, otherwise you will be overly emboldened and want to rush forward to fight with the beast (except for this fighting race)...]

The description of the props marked above immediately made Hao Meng interested in this 'non-alcoholic vodka'.

When he was on Earth, Hao Meng never drank baijiu, let alone vodka, which was almost alcoholic.

Whether it's the unbearable spicy taste of liquor or the pungent smell of alcohol, Hao Meng can't have a good impression of this thing.

In addition, drinking was a mistake and hurt his health. During the Chinese New Year, Hao Meng would rather drink orange juice and Coke than drink alcoholic beverages.

It is precisely because Hao Meng does not drink alcohol at table parties, others often make jokes about being 'unmanly', which also makes Hao Meng puzzled as to what is so good about the horse urine-like things they drink...

From the introduction, this 'non-alcoholic vodka' seems to be a prop similar to smoking cessation candy. It is completely a harmless drink suitable for all ages, even children can drink it with confidence.

This is perfect for Hao Meng who is in urgent need of props to boost his courage.

Seeing that the price was only 100 funny coins, the wealthy Hao Meng bought it without hesitation, and then the right hand of little loli sank, and a cold cylinder suddenly appeared in her hand.

Hao Meng raised her right hand, held it in front of her eyes, and found that what she held in her hand was the thin neck of the bottle of 'vodka' that just appeared in the mall, which was almost full of transparent liquid like pure water rippling slightly.

Unscrewing the cap, Hao Meng put the mouth of this bottle of 'vodka' under her small nose and sniffed it. Sure enough, she didn't smell the smell, let alone the pungent smell unique to alcohol.

Then the little loli tilted the bottle slightly, and poured a little transparent liquid from the bottle into the bottle cap. The little loli stretched out her pink tongue, and carefully licked the inside of the bottle cap with the tip of her tongue. Then he smacked his lips, as if he wanted to taste something.

Just smacking her lips a few times, little Lolita couldn't help but stare down at the bottle cap in her hand and tilt her head in doubt, then stick out her tongue and lick the bottle cap again with the tip of her tongue, finally she nodded her head, sure What is it that I have tasted.

Not sweet, not bitter, not spicy... It has no taste at all, what is this boiled water?
Could it be... I bought a bottle of boiled water for a hundred funny coins?
Forget it, just drink it as mineral water...

A feeling of being cheated emerged spontaneously. Hao Meng, who was a little thirsty, didn't bother to try a little bit more. He simply picked up 'vodka' and pointed it directly at the mouth of the bottle, like 'Comrade!Vodka! 'It's the same as in the emoji, with a raised neck, it's like drinking plain water...

I drank almost half a bottle in one go!
A pair of delicate white hands still had more than half of the 'vodka' left in her arms. The little girl with a slightly red complexion and a seductive flush on her cheeks swayed and hiccupped. She took out a small hand and used it Wiping the corner of his mouth with the back of his hand, he shook his cute little head and muttered to himself in a dazed way.

"I might... hiccup!... drank fake wine..."

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