funny anchor

Chapter 480 Aftermath
Hao Meng inadvertently caused the aftermath of the Internet earthquake in Longhuaguo last night, and it is still going on now.

When those who go to bed early wake up from the bed with the alarm clock and pick up the mobile phone next to the bedside pillow to check the time, they will inevitably see more or less push messages about "Platinum disco" on the screen of the mobile phone.

Most people just glanced at it, then chose to ignore it, and hurriedly got up, dressed, washed, ate, and went to work; of course, some people chose to get to the bottom of it.

……

almost.

Early this morning, a hot topic almost appeared.

Subject: When I got up in the morning, I looked at my phone, and found that the screen was swiped by Weibo, headline news, and chat group reminders from @all members. At first, I thought something serious happened. Click When I opened it, it turned out that it was all about the funny "Platinum disco" video. I went to the link to watch the video, and the playing was really good. No matter how good the playing works are, there are not so many people helping to promote them!
Then the question comes-

Does anyone know what happened last night?I'm so dumbfounded now!And who is funny?It feels incredible that so many people have watched this video after it was released... With so many people promoting it, the promotion fee alone is an astronomical sum!

Fruit ice:

Laxative~
The questioner probably doesn't belong to either the Beep site or the Two-dimensional circle, right?I didn’t watch the late-night live broadcast of the funny little loli last night, otherwise it would be impossible not to know the name of the funny little loli, let alone ask such a question.

Although the funny little loli recently broke the news about traveling in a luxury car, and she is suspected of being a rich man, but I can tell you responsibly that it didn’t cost a penny to promote the funny, and it was all the 300 million viewers in the live broadcast room Fans organized it spontaneously, and what the funny little loli did was just take a nap (heavy fog).

Please don't misunderstand, and don't think about it, the little loli is just sleeping live, and she slipped her words in her dreams while sleeping, and she seems to really want to get the first place in the ranking list of the music section of the station, so after one night, these audiences Apart from watching the little girl sleeping, she is also busy promoting her works and gathering popularity. Among them, a few famous celebrities posted Weibo late at night to help the little girl to promote, and some news media websites also helped. Toss until dawn.

These are all out of love for the funny little loli. Everyone really wants to help and surprise her, especially after seeing the cute sleeping face of the cute little loli. It is impossible for you to refuse such a cuteness any wish of the child!
Not to mention, Xiuxian stayed up late to watch the funny little loli sleep until now, I'm going to bed first... Good morning...

Reply:

I also watched the funny little loli live live to sleep and cultivate immortality, and it is very gratifying to see the funny video topped the ranking list.

I asked why the mobile phone received so many push advertisements about funny little loli this morning, so it was like this!Regret that I went to bed early... If I knew it earlier, I would have sacrificed my life to accompany Lori. Is there a recording of last night?ask~
300 million people watch little loli sleeping?real or fake?Is little loli still sleeping now?Where can I watch it?
Ahhh...the funny sleeping face is so cute!Much cuter than my daughter!When watching the live broadcast, I really want to take it home...

……

In addition to being forced, Bizhan Post Bar has become a special session for funny little lolitas. I don’t know, I thought it was a funny little lolita.

A series of fresh inquiry posts appeared in the post bar, and many people, with the dark circles under their eyes that had stayed up all night, were eager to answer these unknown friends.

[Did I miss something last night? 】

Landlord:

Like, what happened last night?Why do you see that the post bar is full of posts discussing funny little lolita?To my horror, I even took a closer look at the name of the bar, and now the Lightning and Lightning Bar can be renamed Funny Lolita.

Second floor:

Isn't Bizhan Tieba originally called Funny Lolita?Don't most of you usually discuss funny little loli in the beep bar all day long?Six of the ten posts discussed comics, and the rest were either discussing mobile games or fan dramas.

Reply:

6666!Since ancient times, the truth has emerged from the second floor!

This shit is funny, I will obey you!

The Emperor of Truth Appears on the Second Floor!
2333...Who made funny such a big influence on Biz?

Funny Lolita!There's nothing wrong with the old man!
……

Third floor:

sofa……

Fourth floor:

You missed the funny (squint funny).

Fifth floor:

I feel sorry for the host, but I didn't know that the funny little loli had a live broadcast accident last night.

Reply:

Live accident?Ask the higher-ups to sue, and would like to hear the details!

In fact, it's not a live broadcast accident, it's just that the funny little loli forgot to turn off the camera during the live broadcast last night, and fell asleep directly.

I'm going, why no one called me!I've seen live cats sleeping before, but I haven't seen loli sleeping live!
Don’t worry, more than 300 million people watched the funny little loli sleep. It’s impossible that the broadcast was not recorded. Many people must have recorded the live broadcast at that time, right?
Upstairs, I recorded a funny live broadcast all night last night, and even deleted all the girls with more than 100 GB in the hard drive to make room for the hard drive...

……

In addition to the virtual online world, in reality, many people appear on the street with dark circles on their way to work and school. Whenever these people with dark circles meet, they can't help but smile at each other.

And many schools and work units have more or less absenteeism, which is comparable to the frenzy of leave during the World Cup.

The reasons for asking for leave are even more varied, such as stomach ache, physical discomfort, cold, wife giving birth, friend getting married, being bitten by a dog, falling down the stairs... Some people even honestly wrote on the leave slip The reason for asking for leave came out.

[Reason for leave: Last night, Xiuxian stayed up all night watching funny little lolita. I didn’t get enough sleep and didn’t have enough energy to go to work normally. I’m specifically asking for permission to take a day off to make up for my sleep]

However, the miracle is that such a seemingly absurd reason for asking for leave was finally approved!

Even the person responsible for reviewing the leave application even left such a sentence on the leave application slip.

【Thanks for your hard work!Go home and sleep well!Poor me, I also stayed up late last night to watch the funny live broadcast all night, and now I can't ask for leave... I'm so sleepy...]

This leave note was even photographed and posted on the Internet, and it was reposted frantically in various chat groups and Weibo. This made people who saw this leave note envious of the company's humanization, but at the same time couldn't help but lament the funny influence. big.

And now the person who caused all this - Hao Meng, had to face Jasmine, Alice, Qianyu and others' frantic questioning at the dinner table...

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