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Chapter 496 How many years will you be sentenced for lying to the police?
Chapter 496 How many years will you be sentenced for lying to the police?
The customers at the scene hurriedly turned their heads to look behind him, and the uncle also stopped his work. He seemed a little at a loss for the visitor. As for Hao Meng, after a moment of daze, he raised his head without fear .
There was a commotion in the crowd, and a tall middle-aged man in casual clothes, but with a thick back and waist, quickly squeezed out from the crowd. Immediately afterwards, a man with a metal suitcase and a messy white hair came out behind him. , It looks like an old man in his 60s and [-]s wearing a white coat. In addition, there is a young man in his twenties who is also wearing casual clothes.
The middle-aged male uncle in the lead glanced at the bar, and was slightly taken aback when he saw Hao Meng. He seemed a little surprised to see such a cute little loli here, but his job didn't linger long. , It fell on the uncle of the store manager.
He showed the ID in his hand to the store manager, and then explained in a majestic and irresistible voice.
"We have received reports from anonymous people, saying that this store is selling illegal drugs, please cooperate with the investigation."
The little loli beside her blinked her eyes, and she didn't feel any fluctuations in her heart about the sudden situation in front of her.
Thinking with her feet, she can also think of who this anonymous crowd is.
And it's not surprising that the scene was misunderstood, it's strange not to be misunderstood.
After all, there are cases of such hot scenes.
There used to be a roast duck shop owner who, in order to attract customers, mixed poppy into the sauce of the roast duck, which attracted addicted customers to queue up to buy the roast duck in the store.
For such a suspicious storefront, it is natural that some investigation is indispensable.
The young plainclothes man turned his head in surprise and glanced at the whispering customers in the store. He seemed a little surprised that there were so many people in the store. Then he glanced at the bar. When he saw the cute dog After the little lolita, it is inevitable that she will be a little dazed.
"Xiao Zhou! What are you doing in a daze! Videotaping for evidence!"
The thick voice of the middle-aged man immediately brought the young plainclothes back to reality, his face flushed slightly, he took out the DV camera from the camera bag in a hurry, took a few steps back, held the DV at the bar and started shooting.
Seeing that the store manager was a little nervous facing the visitor, the middle-aged man comforted him.
"Please don't be nervous, it's just a small laboratory investigation."
After speaking, he picked up the coffee pot in front of Hao Meng, poured a cup of coffee into the paper cup, and handed it to the old man with a suitcase behind him.
The old man took the cup of coffee, put the box on the ground, and opened the box under the curious crowd around him. Like a forensic doctor, he put on gloves, took out a set of equipment from the box, and tore off the packaging of the disposable dropper. After taking out a brand-new dropper, suck a few drops of coffee in the cup of coffee, drop it in the container of the instrument, and then operate the instrument to detect it.
Soon, the old man raised his head from the instrument and looked at the middle-aged man in charge, with a complex expression of shock, bewilderment, and doubt.
This expression made Hao Meng a little nervous.
Hey...there's no real thing in this coffee, is there?
Is it too much caffeine?
Hao Meng stared at the old man who was picking up the cup and sniffing at the coffee, and secretly guessed with some doubts in his heart.
"How about Lao Peng? Did you find anything?"
Seeing this, the middle-aged man couldn't help but leaned over and urged the old man to ask.
However, the old man did not answer him right away, but made an unexpected and bold move.
Seeing that the old man put the cup in his hand to his mouth and straightened his neck and drank it down, he pointed to the empty cup in his hand and explained solemnly.
"Based on my years of anti-drug experience to judge and analyze, this cup is clearly 100%..."
Having said that, the old man smacked his lips and closed his eyes, seeming to have endless aftertaste.
"Great cappuccino!"
The middle-aged man swayed slightly when he heard the words, even though he had received professional physical training, he almost staggered.
If you say there is nothing wrong with this coffee, just say so!It's interesting to play tricks!
The old man's humorous performance also made many people at the scene couldn't help laughing, and Hao Meng was even more relieved.
However, the old man's face was full of puzzled expressions, he touched his chin, stared at the cup in his hand and frowned in confusion.
"But this coffee is not as delicious as I expected and expected? It's not the top cat poop coffee. What makes these people rush to buy coffee?"
The old man's words were naturally heard by the surrounding customers, and they couldn't help but look in the direction of the bar.
The middle-aged man in the lead was keenly aware of everyone's gaze, and couldn't help but look in the direction where the gaze converged. When he saw that petite and cute little loli again, he immediately understood.
He looked back at the dense crowd of customers gathered in the store, and couldn't help sighing in his heart.
Aren't these people all Lolicons?It's scary... It's dangerous to have thoughts about such a young girl, but fortunately, no one has acted out of line here...
Then he looked at Xiao Zhou who was in charge of video evidence collection, intending to tell him to call it a day and leave, but this sight left him a little speechless.
I saw Xiao Zhou, who was in charge of video recording, was holding up the DV camera to shoot at the little girl, seeming to have forgotten that he was still working.
"Cough, cough!"
A cough caught the attention of the young plainclothes man. He looked at the middle-aged man and saw the man wink. His face turned red when he realized something, and he put away the DV camera.
"Then... After investigation, there is really no big problem here. There are so many people, pay attention to fire hazards, and also pay attention to avoid stampede accidents at the scene. If there is any situation, call the police. If there is no problem, then we will go back first! "
It's very embarrassing to come here with great fanfare, and finally find out that they are serious and legal.
So the middle-aged man in the lead was a little embarrassed, he casually looked around, and after a few instructions, he planned to take people away.
But just when they turned to leave...
"Wait a moment!"
A very cute voice came, and they turned their heads and found that it was the little girl who hadn't said a word before.
Facing the suspicious eyes cast on her, little Lolita asked in that soft and cute voice without any stage fright.
"I just want to ask how many years will be sentenced for lying to the police? Wait online, urgent~"
No one can refuse such a cute little loli to ask questions, not even a policeman who is dedicated to enforcing the law.
"Uh...I can only say that this can only be detained and fined...not sentenced..."
The middle-aged man smiled kindly and said to the little Lolita, but this did not discourage the little Lolita, but looked forward to it.
"Then... will you catch the person who reported the false police next?"
The middle-aged man's next answer made the little Loli's eyes light up.
"Of course!"
……
感谢【爱c颂】打赏的1000币!感谢【戮灵瞳】打赏的500币!感谢【迪蕾得陨星】打赏的300币!感谢【理曦义鸣】打赏的200币!感谢【Dark117】【滑稽签到】【因萝莉而来】【雨季微凉丶未来】【邦尼bonnie】【受气少年小锋】打赏的100币!
(End of this chapter)
The customers at the scene hurriedly turned their heads to look behind him, and the uncle also stopped his work. He seemed a little at a loss for the visitor. As for Hao Meng, after a moment of daze, he raised his head without fear .
There was a commotion in the crowd, and a tall middle-aged man in casual clothes, but with a thick back and waist, quickly squeezed out from the crowd. Immediately afterwards, a man with a metal suitcase and a messy white hair came out behind him. , It looks like an old man in his 60s and [-]s wearing a white coat. In addition, there is a young man in his twenties who is also wearing casual clothes.
The middle-aged male uncle in the lead glanced at the bar, and was slightly taken aback when he saw Hao Meng. He seemed a little surprised to see such a cute little loli here, but his job didn't linger long. , It fell on the uncle of the store manager.
He showed the ID in his hand to the store manager, and then explained in a majestic and irresistible voice.
"We have received reports from anonymous people, saying that this store is selling illegal drugs, please cooperate with the investigation."
The little loli beside her blinked her eyes, and she didn't feel any fluctuations in her heart about the sudden situation in front of her.
Thinking with her feet, she can also think of who this anonymous crowd is.
And it's not surprising that the scene was misunderstood, it's strange not to be misunderstood.
After all, there are cases of such hot scenes.
There used to be a roast duck shop owner who, in order to attract customers, mixed poppy into the sauce of the roast duck, which attracted addicted customers to queue up to buy the roast duck in the store.
For such a suspicious storefront, it is natural that some investigation is indispensable.
The young plainclothes man turned his head in surprise and glanced at the whispering customers in the store. He seemed a little surprised that there were so many people in the store. Then he glanced at the bar. When he saw the cute dog After the little lolita, it is inevitable that she will be a little dazed.
"Xiao Zhou! What are you doing in a daze! Videotaping for evidence!"
The thick voice of the middle-aged man immediately brought the young plainclothes back to reality, his face flushed slightly, he took out the DV camera from the camera bag in a hurry, took a few steps back, held the DV at the bar and started shooting.
Seeing that the store manager was a little nervous facing the visitor, the middle-aged man comforted him.
"Please don't be nervous, it's just a small laboratory investigation."
After speaking, he picked up the coffee pot in front of Hao Meng, poured a cup of coffee into the paper cup, and handed it to the old man with a suitcase behind him.
The old man took the cup of coffee, put the box on the ground, and opened the box under the curious crowd around him. Like a forensic doctor, he put on gloves, took out a set of equipment from the box, and tore off the packaging of the disposable dropper. After taking out a brand-new dropper, suck a few drops of coffee in the cup of coffee, drop it in the container of the instrument, and then operate the instrument to detect it.
Soon, the old man raised his head from the instrument and looked at the middle-aged man in charge, with a complex expression of shock, bewilderment, and doubt.
This expression made Hao Meng a little nervous.
Hey...there's no real thing in this coffee, is there?
Is it too much caffeine?
Hao Meng stared at the old man who was picking up the cup and sniffing at the coffee, and secretly guessed with some doubts in his heart.
"How about Lao Peng? Did you find anything?"
Seeing this, the middle-aged man couldn't help but leaned over and urged the old man to ask.
However, the old man did not answer him right away, but made an unexpected and bold move.
Seeing that the old man put the cup in his hand to his mouth and straightened his neck and drank it down, he pointed to the empty cup in his hand and explained solemnly.
"Based on my years of anti-drug experience to judge and analyze, this cup is clearly 100%..."
Having said that, the old man smacked his lips and closed his eyes, seeming to have endless aftertaste.
"Great cappuccino!"
The middle-aged man swayed slightly when he heard the words, even though he had received professional physical training, he almost staggered.
If you say there is nothing wrong with this coffee, just say so!It's interesting to play tricks!
The old man's humorous performance also made many people at the scene couldn't help laughing, and Hao Meng was even more relieved.
However, the old man's face was full of puzzled expressions, he touched his chin, stared at the cup in his hand and frowned in confusion.
"But this coffee is not as delicious as I expected and expected? It's not the top cat poop coffee. What makes these people rush to buy coffee?"
The old man's words were naturally heard by the surrounding customers, and they couldn't help but look in the direction of the bar.
The middle-aged man in the lead was keenly aware of everyone's gaze, and couldn't help but look in the direction where the gaze converged. When he saw that petite and cute little loli again, he immediately understood.
He looked back at the dense crowd of customers gathered in the store, and couldn't help sighing in his heart.
Aren't these people all Lolicons?It's scary... It's dangerous to have thoughts about such a young girl, but fortunately, no one has acted out of line here...
Then he looked at Xiao Zhou who was in charge of video evidence collection, intending to tell him to call it a day and leave, but this sight left him a little speechless.
I saw Xiao Zhou, who was in charge of video recording, was holding up the DV camera to shoot at the little girl, seeming to have forgotten that he was still working.
"Cough, cough!"
A cough caught the attention of the young plainclothes man. He looked at the middle-aged man and saw the man wink. His face turned red when he realized something, and he put away the DV camera.
"Then... After investigation, there is really no big problem here. There are so many people, pay attention to fire hazards, and also pay attention to avoid stampede accidents at the scene. If there is any situation, call the police. If there is no problem, then we will go back first! "
It's very embarrassing to come here with great fanfare, and finally find out that they are serious and legal.
So the middle-aged man in the lead was a little embarrassed, he casually looked around, and after a few instructions, he planned to take people away.
But just when they turned to leave...
"Wait a moment!"
A very cute voice came, and they turned their heads and found that it was the little girl who hadn't said a word before.
Facing the suspicious eyes cast on her, little Lolita asked in that soft and cute voice without any stage fright.
"I just want to ask how many years will be sentenced for lying to the police? Wait online, urgent~"
No one can refuse such a cute little loli to ask questions, not even a policeman who is dedicated to enforcing the law.
"Uh...I can only say that this can only be detained and fined...not sentenced..."
The middle-aged man smiled kindly and said to the little Lolita, but this did not discourage the little Lolita, but looked forward to it.
"Then... will you catch the person who reported the false police next?"
The middle-aged man's next answer made the little Loli's eyes light up.
"Of course!"
……
感谢【爱c颂】打赏的1000币!感谢【戮灵瞳】打赏的500币!感谢【迪蕾得陨星】打赏的300币!感谢【理曦义鸣】打赏的200币!感谢【Dark117】【滑稽签到】【因萝莉而来】【雨季微凉丶未来】【邦尼bonnie】【受气少年小锋】打赏的100币!
(End of this chapter)
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