funny anchor

Chapter 509 Can't look at the funny anymore...
Accompanied by the crisp sound of the micro switch of the mouse, the webpage was refreshed for a while, and relevant search information was listed on the screen, among which 'funny' and 'book' were marked in conspicuous red letters.

Hao Meng plucked up the courage to take a look, and after a moment of stunned astonishment, she patted her small chest with her small hands, and she immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

I was startled, it turned out to be this funny!

Let me just say... How could I be painted as a real person!
The information listed on the webpage is as follows:
[Funny Sinicization Group published this! ]
[Asking for book resources (funny)]
[Funny little book-user-X Yiyun Music]
[This book is too funny...]
……

Bai Jiu's index finger was scrolling the mouse wheel, and the little loli's eyes followed the scrolling webpage information line by line, seeing that the retrieved keywords were all the "funny" words that had nothing to do with her, The more relieved she felt in her heart, a reassuring smile gradually appeared on her little face.

But the smile didn't last long. After Hao Meng glanced at a line of links mixed with neon words, the smile instantly solidified, and the index finger that kept rolling the mouse wheel froze in an instant.

This link is in Longhua, Neon, English and other languages, all describing a piece of information——

[Funny latest 18 banned books!Tags: Adult, H, 18X, Funny, Color...]
[Access address: www.pixiv...]
Next to the link, there is also a preview picture attached. This picture is exactly the drawing of a very cute little silver-haired lolita holding a funny pillow in both hands!
What’s worth mentioning is that this little painted Loli is so similar to Hao Meng!
Also... I really have a book...

And judging from the link address starting with 'P', the source of this book is actually the P station where famous painters gather.

Hao Meng, who was dazed and unable to turn his head around, no longer knew what words to use to describe his mood at this moment.

shy?anger?Even... There is still a trace of joy and anticipation?

Feeling guilty, he turned his head and looked at the left and right sides behind him, but he didn't see the figures of the two kitten girls. The shy Hao Meng couldn't help but secretly thought——

Well... let's just take a look!

Unable to bear the curiosity in her heart, Hao Meng finally clicked on the link of the work on this P station.

Turning over the painted cover, the first page shows the comical little loli being surrounded by a group of fanatical fans. In order to break through the siege and get rid of the fans, the little loli had to shed her shell and throw away the funny pillow in her arms out.

Seeing this familiar scene, Hao Meng will inevitably have a sense of substitution, not to mention that the protagonist is himself.

Although she vaguely guessed what unsightly development would happen next, the red-faced little Lolita still suppressed the frantic beating of her heart, swallowed her saliva with a thirsty throat, and used the slightly trembling mouse The cursor clicked on the next page.

Then I couldn't wait to click on the third page, the fourth page, the fifth page, the sixth page...

Read the whole thing until the very end.

I was wrong, I was wrong... I shouldn't have clicked on this book to read it!
Little Lolita, who was rubbing her face to calm her excitement, got up from the computer chair without saying a word, turned around and ran to the head of the bed, picked up the funny pillow, and threw it on the ground!
"What the hell, cheating loli, this is it!"

From the second page, since the funny little loli successfully escaped from the shell and escaped home safe and sound, the plot has no longer developed on the side of the funny little loli, and the little loli has never even shown her face behind. The camera is all on the funny throw pillow that was thrown out.

As soon as the pillow fell into the crowd of fans, it immediately caused looting. Everyone didn't even bother to pay attention to the little loli who was sneaking around, and all swarmed to grab the pillow thrown by the little loli.

Hello!You are fans of funny little loli!Not a fan of funny throw pillows!Everyone grab a hair!These people are all fetishes!

However, Hao Meng's off-screen complaints could not extinguish the enthusiasm of these people to grab the pillow. In the end, when everyone was robbing the funny pillow, the funny pillow could not withstand the tearing and very delicately tore apart at the seam below. A cut revealed the white cotton filling inside, and these people calmed down.

In order to prevent further damage to the funny pillows, everyone at the scene decided to use lottery to arrange numbers. Everyone at the scene can take turns to be the owner of the funny pillows for a day, and they can take the funny pillows back to do whatever they want!

That's right!Just do whatever you want!The premise is that you can't play badly!

What follows is the shameless life between these people taking turns with funny pillows, which is not suitable for children...

The fate of this funny pillow is also quite twists and turns. It has been in the hands of various people, and it even went to an auction house. It was sold at a sky-high price under the identity of "Funny Little Lolita's Funny Pillow", and was auctioned to overseas people.

In the end, this funny pillow was obtained by an American named 'Trevor' and hung on the front of his pickup truck. He also named it 'Mr. Raspberry Funny' and accompanied him in smashing and looting...

However, there is another amazing twist at the end!

I saw that the camera on the last page gradually moved away. The funny pillow pickup truck with a hole in the front appeared on the computer screen, followed by a group of police cars with flashing police lights. "The author of the book...

Ah... so it's a play within a play...

Hey, who cares about the fate of a broken pillow!Where's Lori?What about the funny loli you talked about?By the way, isn't funny loli the main character?
A painter like you deserves to spend his whole life on the street at Station P!

The above are Hao Meng's impressions after reading this book.

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The comment section below of other book artists is full of nosebleed emoticons, or all kinds of praise and praise for the artist...

And here... the comment area is completely blown up!
[Come on, come on!Everyone likes and praises it, and use it to bring (disaster) benefit (harm) to mankind! ]
[MMP... I've been looking forward to it for a long time, the tissues are all ready, can you show me this? ]
[Sorry, I took off my pants...]
[It is obvious that the funny little loli is drawn so cutely on the cover, but what does it mean that you play the funny pillow as the protagonist throughout the whole process? (neon language)]
[Painter, come out to me!Let's have a good talk! ]
[report!report!Spicy Chicken Cover Party...]
[Really funny book!There's nothing wrong with the old man! ]
[It turns out that the funny pillow is the main body! (neon language)]
[WTF?! How is it different from what I thought? (English)]
[The author of this book should stop being an artist and become an international scammer instead! ]
[What about trust between people? ]
[Rename it "The Book of Funny Pillows"! ]
[After reading this book, I was so scared that I quickly threw the funny pillow out of my hand...]
[This artist is still from China, did someone form a team to kill this artist along the network cable? ]
……

Hao Meng lowered his head and glanced at the funny pillow that he threw to the ground. For a long time... the little Loli turned her head silently and covered her eyes.

enough!From now on... I'm afraid I won't be able to look directly at this funny pillow again...

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(End of this chapter)