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Chapter 52 Funny Turnaround (Supplement)
The Two-dimensional circle of Longhua Kingdom is once again boiling.

Just like the Luo Tianyi incident last time, a house dance video called "Thousand Cherry Blossoms" was placed on the top of the homepage of the website.

This video was obviously shot indoors, and the most important thing is that the protagonist this time is actually Hatsune!
And this Hatsune is still a loli, to be exact, a little Hatsune loli with fox ears and nine fox tails!

The number of views of this "Thousand Cherry Blossoms" video has skyrocketed like crazy weeds. In addition to Hatsune Knights fans, there are also many lolicons who come here especially. It is rumored that the funny videos are all lolitas, and this time it is the fox lolita. Attracted a large number of Beast Ear Control and Lolicon onlookers.

This house dance video also sparked some hot words.

What Lolicon without Regrets before the Guillotine, what Suo Lai Suo Ya, what Wan Tu Sang Temple...

Another highlight is the two kitten girl dolls, one black and one white, behind His Highness Hatsune. Many people left messages asking where to buy such cute dolls. Are there any on Xbao?

And this video was also spread to the N station of the Neon Country, and many Hatsune chefs of the Neon Country were very sad after watching it.

Why did His Royal Highness Hatsune appear in Longhua Kingdom?

Isn't it part of neon?

Some people even said that His Royal Highness Hatsune was abducted by Luo Tianyi of Longhua Kingdom...

……

The clock has pointed to ten o'clock in the morning, and there is a cute little demon fox Loli lying on the big soft bed in the bedroom. A refined fox.

Suddenly, the fox ears on the top of her head moved slightly, and slowly opened those red eyes.

"It's already ten o'clock...I don't dare to practice immortality anymore..."

Hao Meng raised her head and looked at the clock on the wall. Last night, she had to record the house dance and suppress the video until late at night. She didn't expect to wake up so late.

Shaking the fluffy and huge fox tail, as expected, two little kitten girls emerged from the tail.

The dazed little cat girl seemed to want to go back to her soft tail and continue to sleep, her sleepy eyes clung to Hao Meng's tail tightly.

"Let me sleep for a while... Meow..."

　Hao Meng shook her head and had no choice but to throw the two nonsense kittens into her tail.

Seeing them now reminded her of her lazy bed, how could she bear to refuse, but this tail is really comfortable, at least when she sleeps, she hugs this tail pillow and sleeps comfortably until now.

After washing up, Hao Meng sat in front of the computer and turned on the computer to log in to the beep station to check and accept the results of last night.

First open the personal homepage, the data is ideal, but...

The total number of fans is only more than 8, which is 2 short of the [-] mark.

"How could this be? It's not the same as planned!"

After clicking on the video, colorful bullet screens swept across the sky.

[The first is mine! ]
[Welcome to the hilarious Mistake Zone video series! ]
[Lolita is mine! ]
[This is His Highness Hatsune? ]
[If it wasn't for the background, I would have thought it was an MMD video. By the way, why is there a cherry blossom tree in the living room? ]
……

However, when Hao Meng sang "Thousand Cherry Blossoms" in neon language, someone jumped out of the barrage immediately, accusing the video of promoting neon pornography.

Soon the barrage turned into a battlefield.

Hao Meng didn't understand that he caused so many troubles just to dance a house dance with this song, which reminded Hao Meng of the picture he saw before.

A two-dimensional little girl in a neon game held a watermelon and said, "Hey, your watermelon and I are super sweet." '

Originally it was just an emoticon package, but it was accused of being a neon girl selling neon watermelons, which would make the melon farmers in Longhua country unable to buy watermelons and fail to sell watermelons. As a result, they starved to death at home and their children went to bed I can't afford to study, the situation is extremely bad.

"It's all about what it is... It can be said in people's words, if you dance a house dance with a cute song, someone will jump out and make trouble."

Hao Meng refreshed the webpage unwillingly, and suddenly saw that the number of her fans plummeted from more than 8 to [-]!

"Huh? What's the situation?"

I saw a comment in the comment area being upvoted.

[Everyone, go to this Weibo link to have a look, it's fake!all fake!They are all wearing models, but I am ashamed to say that this is a house dance video! 】

Below is a Weibo link.

Out of curiosity, Hao Meng clicked in to have a look.

A well-known big V headline: [Huh?Why did Hatsune-sama, who promised not to wear molds, let the flower petals penetrate into her palms? 】

The most conspicuous thing is a screenshot of the video. It was the moment when Hao Meng reached out to pick up the cherry blossom petals. This screenshot was enlarged by the software, and half of the cherry blossom petals in the picture happened to be inserted in Hao Meng's palm.

It is very embarrassing to use the virtual cherry blossoms to make mistakes.

Of course, there are also many Miku fans who are whitewashing themselves.

[Everyone, don’t go crooked! ]
[I went to the wrong studio downstairs, this is not a post bar, you should say upstairs]
[I... I can't think of it... Continue downstairs]
[Maybe it belongs to blogger P]
[possibly an institutional issue]
[probably an angle issue]
……

This screenshot was also sent to Neon Country next door.

[I was relieved when I found out that Long Huaguo's Hatsune was fake, but why couldn't I be happy? ]
[Yes, right now, I really hope that His Royal Highness Hatsune will come, even if she goes to Longhua Kingdom...]
……

An ordinary little loli might panic in the face of such a situation, but Hao Meng didn't care at all.

She already has the idea and plan of turning things around in her heart, since someone wants to blackmail her, let him be self-defeating!

"Tsk tsk tsk, I didn't expect that I would have a well-known big V to help promote it. I'm really flattered..."

For the first time, Hao Meng registered a Weibo account called "Hua Tianxia Daji". The avatar was naturally a funny expression, and then Hao Meng left a message on this Weibo.

[Do you want to know the truth?Come to my live broadcast room!Also, thanks for helping me gain popularity! (Manual funny)]
Afterwards, he released the link of his live broadcast on the Biz station, and then left a message in the comment area of ​​the Biz station video as well.

Use the dressing room function to change back to the Hatsune cosplay suit, turn on the camera, adjust the angle, pick up the holographic cherry blossom tree prop used last night, and click to start the live broadcast!
The viewers who were waiting to watch in the live broadcast room saw a bright light, and a cute little demon fox Hatsune loli appeared in front of them.

[This must be the routine from last time!Bet fifty cents that this live broadcast is a synthesized video! ]
[I knew that being funny would come out to clear my name, but I didn’t expect that this would be the trick...]
[I don't care, as long as there are cute loli to watch! ]
[Hatsune-sama is so cute!I support you no matter what! ]
……

"I didn't expect that I recorded a house dance video and it would be said to be fake. You guys really disappointed me. By the way, what is the [-] cents in that barrage just now?"

Hao Meng spoke in Hatsune's false voice. Even though most of the bullet screens were skeptical about the live broadcast, Hao Meng was shocked by her opening.

Then the little Hatsune of Hao Meng's cosplay continued to interact with the barrage, and even inadvertently threw the small holographic box in his hand, and then put it heavily on the computer desk!
Snapped!
The slight jumping of the teacup on the table because of the vibration can prove that whether it is Hatsune or other things in front of me are not virtual, and the interaction with the audience can prove that the video in front of me is not forged in advance. Speech overturned!
After a brief barrage of silence, it finally broke out.

[This voice... is really Hatsune? ]
[Hatsune can speak Chinese?Surprisingly fluent? ! ]
[Hatsune actually replied to my barrage! ]
[There are many explanations about Wumao, here it refers to money]
[Distressed table...]
[Distressed teacup...]
[Table HP-1 point]
[The table lover expresses strong condemnation]
[The classmate who just said that this is a fake video is still there? ]
……

"About the situation of wearing the model in the video, I used this prop."

Said, Hao Meng raised the small cube in his hand, then pressed the switch, and threw it to his side.

The audience saw a sapling grow out of that small square in an instant, and then continued to grow until it became a giant cherry blossom tree.

The cherry blossoms fell from the branches, Hao Meng reached out to catch them, and the petals passed through her palms.

"This is what you call wearing a model! Strictly speaking, it is true, but it's not me."

After Hao Meng finished speaking, she reached out to touch the trunk of the cherry blossom tree.

The pink and tender little hand was easily inserted into the tree trunk like inserting tofu, and then shook the hand, and the cherry blossom tree seemed to be a little twisted because of this.

It turns out that this cherry blossom tree is a holographic prop...

This is not over yet, the demon fox Hatsune in front of the audience continues to throw a blockbuster.

Although these words were soft and soft, all the audience felt that these words were simply thunder!
Hatsune doesn't belong to Neon!
And now Hatsune speaks Mandarin!
what does this mean?
Hatsune belongs to Longhua Kingdom!
The breath that had been suppressed by the virtual singer next door for many years was finally released, and the news quickly spread throughout the entire Longhua country and overseas...

The value of fans who had fallen into a trough rose wildly!
Many people clicked "follow" again while posting bullet chats such as "I was wrong".

At the same time, there were some people who came from Weibo who didn't know the truth and were impressed by the cute little girl's calm demeanor in front of them, and they also clicked "Follow".

[-] fans, easy breakthrough!

"Of course, I don't belong to Longhua Kingdom either."

Seemingly realizing that the previous sentence seemed to have caused many people to misunderstand, Hatsune explained without haste.

"Please don't get me wrong, Two-dimensional has no borders, I only belong to Two-dimensional..."

　
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　　This chapter is 2800 words, which is my compensation for my previous hydrology.A lot of things happened today, um, whether you spray me or scold me, I will correct it humbly!thanks for your support!

　　
　　
　
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