funny anchor

Chapter 56 Yes, this is metaphysics!
This sentence made the trumpet brother laugh out loud.

"It turns out that you also know your own cancer! Okay, please start your performance, come, come, let me bring you a live commentary."

The other teammates didn't say a word, watching the two mentally handicapped cross talks with cold eyes, obviously they didn't like Hao Meng very much.

"Everyone look out, our funny is now cutting out a knife and is on the way to point A. She is going to send a wave of couriers to send weapons and equipment to the enemy... Wait, she stopped suddenly at the corner, it seems Sensing the sound of footsteps, um, she has a good sense... She confidently cut out the AWP sniper rifle, squatted down and set it up..."

……

The owner of the footsteps seemed to have also noticed the sound of Hao Meng's walking before, and suddenly fell silent.

Click! ——

Something flew out from the corner of the wall, it was Hao Meng's familiar flash bomb!

Hao Meng subconsciously shook his hand reflexively, and used the mouse to control the game character to turn around sharply, turning his back to avoid looking at the flash bomb.

Snapped!
Hao Meng's ears rang a little when the flash bomb exploded, but it didn't affect her next operation.

I saw Hao Meng successfully dodged the flash bomb, shook his hand violently, turned around quickly without even using the scope, and fired with his muzzle facing the wall and the corner exit!
An enemy who had just dodged and revealed half of his body fell down in response!
"Nice! Good gun!"

"What did you just post?"

"WTF?!"

……

Ignoring the shock and praise of his teammates, Hao Meng quickly came to the corner of the wall, dodging out felt like a shot!
Snapped! ——

Another enemy fell.

"Ness!"

Hao Meng retreated behind the safe corner of the wall, then dodged out and shot again.

Snapped! ——

"Ness!"

With this praise, an enemy who had just rushed over from point A fell down.

……

Opposite the enemy.

I thought that the last person on the opposite side must find a place to hide his gun, but unexpectedly he took the initiative to attack and knocked out three teammates here in a row, and now only the 'computer player' is left.

The situation here is like the gourd baby saving grandpa, one after another came to deliver, only to see a figure flash out, the visual nerve consciousness reacted through the brain until it was time to shoot and found that he was already lying down...

"This guy is going to hang up...why is he so powerful...the marksmanship is really accurate!"

"Just now I looked at the opponent's record. Before this person was still -1, but now he is so fierce suddenly, maybe he really failed!"

"Could it be a trumpet played by a professional player for entertainment in low-end rounds?"

"If it's really a professional player... let's admit defeat early, alas... I thought we could dominate this round with a trumpet team, but I didn't expect it to be..."

The teammates were silent. If this is the case, it would be too bad luck.

……

The last surviving "computer player" learned from the descriptions of his teammates that he was not sure of winning 1V1 at all, and the last surviving one had completely lost his fighting spirit.

"I'll keep my gun..."

He had just turned around and ran out a few steps when a gunshot sounded behind him...

Gorgeous rush...

"It's still a haircut!"

He threw the mouse angrily and shouted.

……

[The player’s funny shots were perfect in this round]

Hao Meng's teammates were extremely excited, and the previous mistrust and cancerous impression of Hao Meng disappeared.

"66666, the 6 used by the boss for blind sniping! No wonder it has been cancerous before. It turns out that this game is just an entertainment game for the boss! Don't worry about losing at all! Be stable!"

"See, this is the real boss! This marksmanship, this consciousness, this is a professional brother!"

……

"I'm not... I'm really not a boss..."

Hao Meng blushed a little after being praised by her teammates, and hurriedly shied away.

Just now, Hao Meng just fired at will based on instinct. To say that she can shoot accurately is not as accurate as saying that the enemy catches the bullets accurately. It just so happened that everything was so coincidental. Can deceive people.

……

The next few rounds were spent in Hao Meng's teammate with the poisonous tumor pit and metaphysic marksmanship, but the teammates only thought that Hao Meng was entertaining, and praised the boss for being different, teammates are simply a burden to the boss .

The original good game turned into a cheerful entertainment game, such as the current game.

Hao Meng bought flash bombs and Molotov cocktails first, and threw flash bombs to flash his teammates at the beginning.

Snapped!
The trumpet brother who reacted quickly turned his back to dodge directly, and the other teammates who were slow to beat were not so lucky, and they were all blinded by the blinding white light.

"Hahaha... the tumor, it's been flashed white again."

"Fortunately, I am witty. When I saw the funny pull out the flash bomb, I knew what would happen next."

……

"I don't believe you can hide this...I lost it!"

[Spicy Tang! 】

Hao Meng took out a Molotov cocktail and lit it, then summoned Brother Xiaohao.

pop-

The trumpet brother suddenly fell into a sea of ​​flames.

"Don't make trouble! You are trying to burn me to death! Are you from the FFF regiment?"

"Hahaha... Seriously! Playing games! Hahaha... I just want to say, well done!"

……

The fight here was seen by the enemy from the middle.

"..."

"Are they all a bunch of mentally retarded?"

"I think it's because there are professional brothers and bosses here, so I don't worry about losing at all...so I can just mess around..."

"Just ignore us... This is blatant ridicule..."

Before the group finished speaking, they heard a gunshot, and then a teammate was headshot and rushed to the street.

……

"6666, the real Sand Eagle is used as a sniper! It can be shot in the head from such a distance! It can be done."

"Yeah... eh? Why did the opponents quit the game collectively?? They all turned into computer players..."

It was only then that Hao Meng noticed that his shot just now seemed to have completely destroyed the opponent's confidence, and he was so humiliated that he would rather accept a suspension for a few days than forcefully withdraw from the game.

After that, there was nothing to talk about. This obviously competitive game ended hastily, but the whole process was full of joy. In comparison, winning or losing was not so important.

At the end of the game, the trumpet brother even added Hao Meng's sbeam friend, and admitted that his account is just his trumpet, and his tuba is really at the level of the big earth.

Hao Meng rejected the invitation to continue to the next game, quit the game, and glanced at the barrage in the live broadcast room.

……

[Funny is still a professional player?sharp!sharp! ]
[I laughed so hard in those few rounds just now, fancy trick teammates! ]
[No wonder the sniper hit his teammates so accurately before, this marksmanship hits every shot! ]
[At first I thought that the earth trumpet was a big boss, but I didn't expect the anchor to be a big boss, and he pretended to be cute before...]
[The anchor's flash bomb is really 6! ]
[I think the anchor's marksmanship is only 6, and I didn't even have time to see the figure clearly]
[Speaking of which, why has His Highness Hatsune not spoken? ]
[It's really... I haven't spoken since the beginning of the game...]
[Could it be that……]
……

In the barrage, the audience began to guess.

Hao Meng secretly thought that something was wrong. He was so busy playing games that he forgot about the role of Hatsune. At this time, he was afraid that his secret would be exposed...

Thinking of this, Hao Meng hurriedly came forward to explain.

"Your Highness, she has gone to work. After all, there is a new album coming out, isn't it... well, I still have to compose songs for Your Highness, so that's the end of today's live broadcast, goodbye!"

Before the audience had time to react, Hao Meng quickly turned off the live broadcast, and let out a long breath while leaning on the back of the computer chair.

"Hey! I don't know how long we can keep the secret... At least pay back the million-dollar debt before the truth is completely revealed!"

Hao Meng looked at the dark live broadcast room that had been turned off. At this time, there were still some viewers who were reluctant to leave, brushing gifts...

　Thanks to Beiyue Guming for the 2000 coins!Thanks to Nothingness for the 500 coins!Thanks... uh... and a few others for their tips. The writer's assistant tip tip has not been displayed. Anyway, thank you in advance, and everyone's recommendation votes for support!
　　
　
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