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Chapter 571 1 Everything Goes According to Plan
Chapter 571 Everything Goes According to Plan
wow...
Along with this crisp sound, the bottle of 'FLAG' chewing gum with the cap open in Hao Meng's hand suddenly fell to the table not far from Xiao Sa Miao. The chewing gum beans inside were like beans falling from a bamboo tube. It immediately spilled all over the table.
The sharp-eyed little Sami noticed that one of the jelly beans bounced and rolled all the way to the edge of the table, and it happened to be near her. At that moment, she fixed her eyes on the candy that was trying to escape from the owner. Dou, thinking that she was as reluctant to be this chewing gum baby as funny just now, this made her feel a little thought, and her heartbeat also inexplicably accelerated a lot.
Looking up, it seemed that the table was in a mess because of her 'hand slipping', and the little loli who was a little dazed, seeing that the other party didn't notice her, was busy and quick-witted when Tangdou was about to 'jump', secretly under the table The jelly bean was caught by the spread hands without any trace.
Then when Hao Meng was busy filling the table with jelly beans, Xiao Sami stretched her waist, opened her mouth and covered her mouth and pretended to give a big yawn, and while she was pretending to cover her mouth and yawned, she was too busy Filling the chewing gum in her hand into her mouth, she glanced at the other people on the table with some guilt, and she was completely relieved when she found that everyone was paying attention to the little girl who was picking up jelly beans on the table. .
However, she didn't know that these small actions were actually in Hao Meng's eyes, and even more in her calculations.
Everything is going according to plan...
Hao Meng secretly glanced at the little blond girl who turned her head and pretended to look at the scenery, chewing something without leaving a trace on her mouth. Hao Meng had a plan in her heart.
This small episode delayed a little time. When Hao Meng took all the chewing gum back into the bottle, it seemed that he really didn't notice that there was a piece of chewing gum missing in the bottle. After carefully filling the bottle of chewing gum, the previous cards were also shuffled out .
But just when everyone was about to draw cards, Hao Meng suddenly stopped Xiao Sami who was eager to get up and draw cards beside him.
"Little silly meow... Do you think you may draw the king next?"
Xiao Sa Miao kept standing up and turned to look at the little Loli with a mysterious smile on her face. She didn't even care that the other party called her 'Little Silly Miao' again. Instead, she raised her chin and said proudly.
"This lady will definitely draw the King of China! Then I will call your number... When the time comes... Hehehe... In short, you will be ready to eat my special steamed buns later!!"
After finishing speaking, she continued to get up and fumble for the cards on the table, not paying attention to the sweet chewing gum in her mouth just now, but now it has completely lost its taste.
Seeing the other party's answer like this, Hao Meng knew that he was safe.
Because this silly meow will not set a reverse flag at all!
And after eating FLAG chewing gum, now she set up a huge FLAG for herself!
This is not to die, what is it?
At that moment, Hao Meng cupped his hands to Xiao Samiao and agreed more vigorously.
"Yes yes yes... You are amazing! You will definitely get the 'King'... Alas... Unlike me, a non-chief, if I can't draw the King card, I will be drawn by you, the 'King' later, Forced to eat those green steamed buns..."
Hao Meng's words stunned Xiao Samiao, who had just drawn a card.
She was very puzzled and funny why she said such dejected words now, and she couldn't help but wonder if the other party knew that she had stolen her lucky chewing gum, so she was so lacking in confidence, thinking that she would definitely lose next time?
At the same time, this promise from Funny also made Xiao Sa Miao feel excited and secretly happy. She felt that she was definitely going to win this time...
Thinking of this, Xiao Sa Miao had a victorious smile on her face, and secretly lifted a corner of the card she had drawn to take a look, but this look froze the smile on her face.
Pressing the card under the palm of his hand, Xiao Sami shook his head, rubbed his eyes, then tilted his head and changed the way to open the card, and took another look.
This look completely petrified her.
Hao Meng at the side glanced at Xiao Sami, who was in a petrified state, shook his head with some pity, then got up unhurriedly and stretched his hand towards the pile of cards, and took the abnormally drawn cards back to himself without hiding them Sneaking a peek, instead, I didn't even look at the face of the cards. I confidently raised the poker cards I drew, and showed them to everyone present. Under the stunned eyes of everyone, I spoke confidently.
"Please tell me loudly, what is this card?"
The nearby hosts and photographers rushed over and were dumbfounded when they saw the patterns and letters on the paper, and everyone at the table also exclaimed.
"K... King! KING!"
"Ace card!"
"No way... If you don't say you can come to the king, you will come to the king... This is simply..."
……
Unless you are 100% sure that you are getting the king card, you will not dare to reveal your card number before the king gives the order!
He showed his cards without even looking at them, which shows how confident Hao Meng is in the cards he has drawn!
As for the one who was staring down at his own card.Little Sami, who was a little distracted, immediately raised his head after hearing the exclamation of the crowd, and looked at Hao Meng with a shocked and disbelieving gaze, showing the playing cards in his hand.
The red 'K' on the paper and the opposite inverted King suit were so dazzling in her eyes. Thinking of her previous words that she would definitely draw the 'King' card next, this scene seemed like a fight. Face-like, making her cheeks feel a little hot and painful.
This made her reflect on what went wrong with her. You must know that she also ate that 'lucky' chewing gum. Since being funny can work, it is impossible for her to have no effect!
The little blond loli clenched her silver teeth, angrily lowered her head and thought for a while, then seemed to think of something, raised her head as if to comfort herself and said to Hao Meng.
"Hmph, don't be too complacent, this is only half of the win, don't forget that next time you have to guess the number of cards in my hand, the probability is one in ten, I don't believe you can continue to win smoothly !"
Hao Meng didn't rush to speak when he heard this, but threw another jelly bean into his mouth as if eating peanuts, and then chewed and smiled.
"Really?"
"When you say that, I think I really can't get your brand name..."
Speaking of this, Hao Meng tilted her head with her chin in her little hand and thought about it carefully, as if she really planned to fool a number.
Then she seemed to think of something, little Loli snapped her fingers and suddenly decided.
"Let's do this! Anyway, I don't know your number, so just call me one!"
"Let's take No. [-]! No. [-] represents stupid! I order stupid classmate No. [-] to eat this green steamed dumpling on the table!"
As soon as he said this, Hao Meng saw Xiao Sa Miao's little face, and it suddenly turned white!
Was...was hit!
The card she drew just now is really a fool as stupid as she is⑨...
……
Thanks to [Yanhuamei] for the reward of 1000 coins!Thanks to [book friend 180110014141901] for the reward of 1000 coins!Thanks to [Mo Suchen] [Ling Wanghou] [Abandoned V Emperor] for the reward of 100 coins!
(End of this chapter)
wow...
Along with this crisp sound, the bottle of 'FLAG' chewing gum with the cap open in Hao Meng's hand suddenly fell to the table not far from Xiao Sa Miao. The chewing gum beans inside were like beans falling from a bamboo tube. It immediately spilled all over the table.
The sharp-eyed little Sami noticed that one of the jelly beans bounced and rolled all the way to the edge of the table, and it happened to be near her. At that moment, she fixed her eyes on the candy that was trying to escape from the owner. Dou, thinking that she was as reluctant to be this chewing gum baby as funny just now, this made her feel a little thought, and her heartbeat also inexplicably accelerated a lot.
Looking up, it seemed that the table was in a mess because of her 'hand slipping', and the little loli who was a little dazed, seeing that the other party didn't notice her, was busy and quick-witted when Tangdou was about to 'jump', secretly under the table The jelly bean was caught by the spread hands without any trace.
Then when Hao Meng was busy filling the table with jelly beans, Xiao Sami stretched her waist, opened her mouth and covered her mouth and pretended to give a big yawn, and while she was pretending to cover her mouth and yawned, she was too busy Filling the chewing gum in her hand into her mouth, she glanced at the other people on the table with some guilt, and she was completely relieved when she found that everyone was paying attention to the little girl who was picking up jelly beans on the table. .
However, she didn't know that these small actions were actually in Hao Meng's eyes, and even more in her calculations.
Everything is going according to plan...
Hao Meng secretly glanced at the little blond girl who turned her head and pretended to look at the scenery, chewing something without leaving a trace on her mouth. Hao Meng had a plan in her heart.
This small episode delayed a little time. When Hao Meng took all the chewing gum back into the bottle, it seemed that he really didn't notice that there was a piece of chewing gum missing in the bottle. After carefully filling the bottle of chewing gum, the previous cards were also shuffled out .
But just when everyone was about to draw cards, Hao Meng suddenly stopped Xiao Sami who was eager to get up and draw cards beside him.
"Little silly meow... Do you think you may draw the king next?"
Xiao Sa Miao kept standing up and turned to look at the little Loli with a mysterious smile on her face. She didn't even care that the other party called her 'Little Silly Miao' again. Instead, she raised her chin and said proudly.
"This lady will definitely draw the King of China! Then I will call your number... When the time comes... Hehehe... In short, you will be ready to eat my special steamed buns later!!"
After finishing speaking, she continued to get up and fumble for the cards on the table, not paying attention to the sweet chewing gum in her mouth just now, but now it has completely lost its taste.
Seeing the other party's answer like this, Hao Meng knew that he was safe.
Because this silly meow will not set a reverse flag at all!
And after eating FLAG chewing gum, now she set up a huge FLAG for herself!
This is not to die, what is it?
At that moment, Hao Meng cupped his hands to Xiao Samiao and agreed more vigorously.
"Yes yes yes... You are amazing! You will definitely get the 'King'... Alas... Unlike me, a non-chief, if I can't draw the King card, I will be drawn by you, the 'King' later, Forced to eat those green steamed buns..."
Hao Meng's words stunned Xiao Samiao, who had just drawn a card.
She was very puzzled and funny why she said such dejected words now, and she couldn't help but wonder if the other party knew that she had stolen her lucky chewing gum, so she was so lacking in confidence, thinking that she would definitely lose next time?
At the same time, this promise from Funny also made Xiao Sa Miao feel excited and secretly happy. She felt that she was definitely going to win this time...
Thinking of this, Xiao Sa Miao had a victorious smile on her face, and secretly lifted a corner of the card she had drawn to take a look, but this look froze the smile on her face.
Pressing the card under the palm of his hand, Xiao Sami shook his head, rubbed his eyes, then tilted his head and changed the way to open the card, and took another look.
This look completely petrified her.
Hao Meng at the side glanced at Xiao Sami, who was in a petrified state, shook his head with some pity, then got up unhurriedly and stretched his hand towards the pile of cards, and took the abnormally drawn cards back to himself without hiding them Sneaking a peek, instead, I didn't even look at the face of the cards. I confidently raised the poker cards I drew, and showed them to everyone present. Under the stunned eyes of everyone, I spoke confidently.
"Please tell me loudly, what is this card?"
The nearby hosts and photographers rushed over and were dumbfounded when they saw the patterns and letters on the paper, and everyone at the table also exclaimed.
"K... King! KING!"
"Ace card!"
"No way... If you don't say you can come to the king, you will come to the king... This is simply..."
……
Unless you are 100% sure that you are getting the king card, you will not dare to reveal your card number before the king gives the order!
He showed his cards without even looking at them, which shows how confident Hao Meng is in the cards he has drawn!
As for the one who was staring down at his own card.Little Sami, who was a little distracted, immediately raised his head after hearing the exclamation of the crowd, and looked at Hao Meng with a shocked and disbelieving gaze, showing the playing cards in his hand.
The red 'K' on the paper and the opposite inverted King suit were so dazzling in her eyes. Thinking of her previous words that she would definitely draw the 'King' card next, this scene seemed like a fight. Face-like, making her cheeks feel a little hot and painful.
This made her reflect on what went wrong with her. You must know that she also ate that 'lucky' chewing gum. Since being funny can work, it is impossible for her to have no effect!
The little blond loli clenched her silver teeth, angrily lowered her head and thought for a while, then seemed to think of something, raised her head as if to comfort herself and said to Hao Meng.
"Hmph, don't be too complacent, this is only half of the win, don't forget that next time you have to guess the number of cards in my hand, the probability is one in ten, I don't believe you can continue to win smoothly !"
Hao Meng didn't rush to speak when he heard this, but threw another jelly bean into his mouth as if eating peanuts, and then chewed and smiled.
"Really?"
"When you say that, I think I really can't get your brand name..."
Speaking of this, Hao Meng tilted her head with her chin in her little hand and thought about it carefully, as if she really planned to fool a number.
Then she seemed to think of something, little Loli snapped her fingers and suddenly decided.
"Let's do this! Anyway, I don't know your number, so just call me one!"
"Let's take No. [-]! No. [-] represents stupid! I order stupid classmate No. [-] to eat this green steamed dumpling on the table!"
As soon as he said this, Hao Meng saw Xiao Sa Miao's little face, and it suddenly turned white!
Was...was hit!
The card she drew just now is really a fool as stupid as she is⑨...
……
Thanks to [Yanhuamei] for the reward of 1000 coins!Thanks to [book friend 180110014141901] for the reward of 1000 coins!Thanks to [Mo Suchen] [Ling Wanghou] [Abandoned V Emperor] for the reward of 100 coins!
(End of this chapter)
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