funny anchor

Chapter 683
When most people in the world think that a certain pigeon will not be updated as usual, but unexpectedly one day it will suddenly update abnormally without making a sound. I am afraid that everyone here will have a personal experience of the surprise and ecstasy. Right~ (laughs)

So, when the house dance video submitted by Hao Meng was published on the most eye-catching recommended position on the homepage of the beep station for a period of time, the beep station... exploded.

The news of the funny little loli update spread throughout the Internet world of Longhua Kingdom. The millions of clicks and visits in a short period of time caused the already overwhelmed Bizhan server to crash instantly. Fortunately, this is not the first time the server has been bombed. After the backend staff switched the backup server line and opened a high-traffic channel, the site went online again. Fans and viewers flocked to quickly occupy the page of this little loli's new home dance work, and they quickly posted comments. Claiming to be the first audience to come, and then throwing in coins every day to support. After all this was done, the excited fans and audience couldn't wait to click play. With excitement and anticipation, they appreciated the little girl they had missed for a long time. Loli cute dancing.

However, it wasn't long before the video played, and soon the audience couldn't restrain their inner feelings again, and they vented their anger with barrage.

What a house dance video this is!

As usual, the accompaniment music quoted in this house dance video is a brand-new song that everyone has never heard of. Similarly, the title of the house dance that has never been seen before also indicates the name of the song-"Cat Ear Switch".

However, these are not the key points, nor are they the key points. What really drives the audience crazy is——

cat ear!
loli!

Beth!

And Lori's unique sweet singing voice!

With the combination of all these and the elements of 'perfect', 'cute' and 'Cute~(吱)', this already cute brainwashing song has been pushed to an unprecedented new level——

Cute turned over!
Countless people frantically reposted this extremely cute house dance video, so that the number of views of the video easily exceeded the 500 million mark in a short period of time, and all major social platforms involving house dance and two-dimensional fields are everywhere. Full of unsparing praises about the funny little loli's new house dance, the funny little loli who had disappeared, at this moment, in the image of a cat-eared loli, accompanied by a cute dancing posture and singing voice, jumped into the public's eyes again In sight, become the brightest and shining existence!

And the little Sami, who was a little famous because of the huge reward, looked so bleak against the backdrop of Hao Meng at this moment, that many people forgot about it, even today The newly uploaded new works are rarely attended by people, the crowd is desolate and desolate, and there are very few bullet screens, which is completely different from the popularity of the new works of the funny little loli next door.

Under such circumstances, such a huge disparity fully exposed Hao Meng's strength, and the title of "No. [-] Lolita in Beep Station" is well-deserved. At the same time, this also made some people can't help but speculate——

Will the mysterious local tyrant who spends a lot of money on the beep station only reward Xiao Samiao today?
……

at the same time--

In the study room with antique decoration style, Brother Sa Miao, who was originally crouching at his desk and handling company affairs remotely on the computer, glanced up at the valuable antique grandfather clock sitting in the corner, and at the same time couldn't help muttering inwardly.

Calculating the time, my sister has already contributed, um, it's time to reward her every day...

He didn't forget the various hints from his sister at the dinner table at lunch before, saying that fans are always rewarding his works recently, how annoying and so on...Although the tone of his mouth is unbearably disturbed , but judging from the little joyful expression on her face, she seemed... very happy?
And when she said this, she was sneaking a glance at herself, as if she knew that she was the one who gave the reward, but her sister didn't tell the truth...

It seems that spending millions to buy his sister's smile is really a good deal.

Thinking of this, Brother Sa Miao couldn't help showing a knowing smile. In his mind, there is nothing more important than pleasing his sister.

Put away the work at hand, click on the link of the website in the favorites of the browser, and the Two-dimensional portal suddenly pops up on the screen.

Originally, as usual, he could just ignore the fancy video recommendations on the homepage of the Beep site, search for his sister’s ID in the search bar of the homepage, and jump to related videos so that he can charge and tip.

Originally, with his status, a "social person" "elite among the elites of the upper class" who has already passed the second year of cuteness, would not be interested in other videos on this Two-dimensional website.

but!

He shouldn't, he glanced at the column of funny new works of loli pushed on the homepage of the website, whether it was the ID that caught his attention, or the cute and cute cat-eared loli with silver hair in front of his face, It's hard for him to ignore it!

Oops!It's a heartwarming feeling!
For a moment, Brother Sa Miao seemed to have been cast a holding spell, staring at the computer screen in a daze, holding the mouse in a stalemate position, and the mouse cursor on the screen has never moved since then.

But soon the somewhat stupefied expression on his face turned into a trace of fascination, and he kept repeating things like 'Is this that funny?It seems to be very cute...''It's so cute, I want to know more...''It's better to have a deeper understanding...'These words are like a spell, and the mouse cursor that was originally stagnant on the screen also breaks away from what it was before. The destination route that was going to the search bar slowly moved to the extremely cute little cat-eared loli.

pat~
A clicking sound from the slight movement of the mouse resounded in the quiet study room.

Whether it was a vow not to read funny works or a warning, now, all of them were thrown out of the sky, and at this moment, he only had this cute cat-eared loli in front of him in his heart!
The video played, and the prelude music played. When the lively and cute little cat-eared loli with white silk appeared on the screen, Brother Sa Miao couldn't help breathing heavily. Some guilty conscience turned his head and glanced at the empty space except himself. Afterwards, he released his inner impulsive desire, couldn't help sticking out his tongue and quickly licked the screen, then hit the keyboard, and sent a barrage of [cute, licked white silk].

The legendary screen licking is really not as simple as it is said...

However, as soon as this barrage was sent, the soft and cute loli voice came from the speaker. Even though Brother Sami had already had expectations and premonitions in his heart, when the soft and cute singing came to his ears When he was in middle school, he still couldn't help but stare blankly.

This... this loli voice is so damn sweet!
Compared with his younger sister's arrogant and arrogant voice, he still thinks the cat-eared little loli's voice is the most healing, cute and lively, coupled with the little loli's raised hands imitating cat ears The cute moves, as if she is acting like a spoiled child to you like a real cat girl, the little loli is so cute, let alone heart-beating, it almost caused angina pectoris to Brother Sa Miao.

Looking at the screen with an idiot expression on his face, Brother Sami was covering his heart with one hand. He felt that his heart was about to be melted by the cat-eared little loli's claws...

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　Thank you all for the pigeon food tips~ I will never do it again

　　
　
(End of this chapter)