funny anchor

Chapter 697
As the concert time approached day by day, the big news that the funny little lolita was going to hold a concert at the Bird's Nest, the largest Olympic venue in Longhua Country, was finally made public by Biz.com.

As soon as the news was announced, it was like a stone that stirred up a thousand waves. It caused a great sensation in the Two-dimensional circle of Longhua Kingdom and triggered countless heated discussions. The title of 'Funny Little Loli' also once again topped the major platforms. It tops the hot search list, and news media are also rushing to report on it. Whether it is Two-dimensional related post bars or chat groups, in the past few days, countless people who are looking forward to this little Lolita concert have been flooding the screen. Not only that, there were also people who used the banner of being "the best in the world of funny" to go around and hype up the concert.

Naiheshu is attracting attention, and this funny big move has also been targeted by some other forces.

On a TV variety entertainment program, a host blatantly brought up this topic.

"Teacher XX, what do you think of this so-called Two-dimensional lolita anchor holding a concert in the Bird's Nest?"

The host asked a certain singer who was sitting on the sofa with his legs crossed.

"Although I don't care much about the so-called 'Two-dimensional', I think...it's not good for this little girl to debut at such a young age? What can she perform at the age of ten? Children's songs? Hahaha..."

Speaking of this, the star couldn't help laughing unkindly. At the same time, a sound effect of "audience" laughter was inserted in the background at the right time.

The host couldn't help but blinked when he heard this, and asked when the other party had laughed enough.

"In other words, you mean you don't like this little girl at all?"

The celebrity picked up the advertising drink provided by the sponsor and took a sip in front of the camera. Hearing the host's words, he quickly put down the drink in his hand and asserted with a smile.

"It's not just that I don't like it. In fact, I'm even worried about the box office of this little girl. I just want to ask, who will go to a teenage girl's 'Children's Song' concert? Not to mention the venue fee, when the time comes I’m afraid I won’t even be able to make money on the electricity bill!”

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However, when the funny little loli tickets were officially sold on Biz.com a few days later, the star began to regret why he said those witty things in front of the national audience.

First of all, it is worth mentioning that the tickets for this concert are divided into UR, SSR, SR, R, and N categories according to different viewing positions. The prices also range from 2000 yuan for the infield 'UR' closest to the stage and the best position to The furthest stand from the stage 'N' tickets range from more than 300 yuan. The total number of tickets for the four-sided stage is [-] and the inner field is [-], reaching an unprecedented [-] tickets. But even so, when the day of ticket sale came - —

One hundred thousand tickets disappeared in seconds!
It is no exaggeration to say that at that time, many people were stuck on the stopwatch, frantically refreshing the ticket sales window of the Biz station, and prepared to place an order as soon as they saw the option to buy tickets. However, in fact, when the sales time is up and many people refresh, it is not a browser card refresh. , it shows a website crash error, only a few lucky ones who have fast internet speed and have been single for many years are lucky enough to grab tickets quickly. When the website returns to normal after a few seconds, only a few 'sold out' are left. Big cold gray characters.

Many fans who didn't get tickets beat their chests and cursed those scalpers who used 'technology' to grab tickets; while those lucky ones who got tickets took screenshots of the ticket orders with trembling hands due to excitement, and forwarded them to the chat group, Moments, Weibo, and Post Bars are showing off everywhere, and the posture can be blown up for a year!
Many people on the Internet lamented that it is even more difficult to grab a ticket for a funny little lolita concert than to grab a 98 billion limited-edition figurine. Some people expressed their desire to use their own '2233 New Year's greetings' Bee Station Faith figure comes to return a funny little loli concert ticket, even the cheapest 'N ticket' is fine.

However, after the craze for tickets has passed, the tickets for the funny little loli's concert have already reached sky-high prices!
98 billion smiles?Sorry, can't change it!
Biezhan immediately released a set of statistical data. After reading it, many people realized why it was hard to get a ticket for the funny concert.

According to statistics, as soon as the tickets were snapped up, the number of visits to the ticket purchase website instantly exceeded the 500 million mark, and the remaining momentum continued to soar towards the 1000 million mark. However, it was a pity that there were more wolves and less meat, and the number of tickets was limited. After it was sold out, the record number of visits finally reached more than 800 million.

But even so, the conversion is equivalent to 80 people grabbing a ticket, and the difficulty of grabbing tickets can be imagined.

This statistic not only dumbfounded the celebrity who once laughed at funny, but also dumbfounded the high-level executives of Biz.com, including the chairman and station master, who were not optimistic about funny.

What is a surprise?

What is an accident?

This is!
Witnessing all this, the chairman of Bizhan said at the time, what kind of major shareholder Penguin, what kind of investment, what kind of mobile game, what kind of new program plan... just throw it all aside and forget about it!After the concert, no matter what method or method is used, it must, must, must sign this funny little loli under the banner of Bizhan!

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"Woo... ow... damn..."

Sitting on the sofa, little Samiau stared down at the flat screen lying on her lap stockings, biting her lower lip while making a 'wow' sound unwillingly, as if she was suppressing something.

However, she still saw something, and the little golden-haired loli who couldn't bear it finally broke out.

"You're so angry! Why would there be so many people grabbing tickets for her concert? I'm so mad!"

fall!
The tablet was dropped heavily on the soft sofa by the little Lolita, and it was still unharmed.

At this moment, there was a sudden rush of footsteps going downstairs from the spiral staircase, and then Brother Sa Miao ran down quickly with a happy and excited expression on his face. Can't help but say happily.

"Sister! I just squatted for a long time and finally bought the ticket for the first row of the funny concert UR! This person is willing to sell me the ticket for 100 million, I'm afraid he is not a fool! Hahaha..."

The elder brother laughed happily alone, and then the laughter stopped abruptly, because he suddenly noticed that the younger sister's face was cold... The atmosphere seemed to be a little strange...

Could it be...

He suddenly remembered that when he had just come downstairs, he heard his sister's "evil dragon's roar" coming from downstairs when she was angry. He also thought of the attitude of his sister who usually secretly watched funny little loli works alone. , what my sister said to me...

Brother Sa Miao understood instantly!When he understood, he couldn't help but secretly cursed himself for being such an idiot for actually hitting the muzzle of the gun at this juncture and showing off to his sister in front of her. Isn't this looking for excitement?
Thinking of this, Brother Sa Miao couldn't help but shuddered with fear, quickly put away his happy and excited expression, leaned over to his sister, bowed his head and said softly.

"Are you angry because you didn't get a ticket to the comedy concert? Sister, don't worry, no matter how much it costs, as a brother, I will buy you a ticket to the comedy UR venue no matter what!"

As everyone knows, it's good that brother Sami didn't mention this matter, but when he mentioned it, little Sami became furious again.

"Brother, you big pig's hoof! Big bastard! Big Baga! I won't talk to you anymore!"

The furious little Sa Miao picked up the tablet on the sofa next to her and threw it at her brother angrily.

Brother Sa Miao hurriedly dodged to avoid the tablet attack from his sister, the tablet was doomed, and finally fell to the ground in the distance and fell to pieces.

Looking back at the wreckage of the tablet behind him, Brother Sa Miao scratched the back of his head in a dazed expression, and looked back at the fried-haired sister who was far away from him and said innocently.

"I... what happened to me?"

As soon as the words fell, the roar of my sister came from a distance——

"I won't go to any funny concert! I don't care about your tickets either! My brother and funny people are the worst!"

Bang!
The golden retriever loli slammed the door heavily...

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