funny anchor

Chapter 731
"No, no, no...you face your base, I'll forget it, and I won't mess with you!"

"Excuse me! Farewell!"

Accompanied by the crisp 'cracking' rhythm, Hao Meng's little hands were flying quickly on the keyboard. When he hit the final enter key, he directly Alt+F4 to forcibly close the chat software process without waiting for the sand sculpture group members to reply!

After finishing all this, little Loli slumped on the chair and looked up at the ceiling. She breathed a sigh of relief and couldn't help wiping the cold sweat off her forehead.

Hao Meng's original purpose of joining this group was to use her false identity of "funny little loli's friend" to convey to these sand sculpture group members and fans, such as "a certain little loli told me in private" A piece of information that I don't want to hold any more concerts in the future, so that they can spread it out as "reliable internal information", and use the most tactful and gentle way to dispel fans' expectations for their next performance.

However, although the abacus was well done, there was no time for a showdown, and now there was a bigger crisis in front of her!
Face base?

Hao Meng never imagined that this nightmare-like vocabulary would come to her one day.

And everyone in the group has to come to their own home!

That's pretty cool!

You must know that those guys in the group are all my fans. If these guys are in my family and find out that the so-called 'untouchable' in the group turns out to be my idol, the funny little loli...

Little Lolita didn't continue to imagine, she neither dared to think about it, nor could she think about it.

However, in this flash of thought, Hao Meng suddenly realized something, and a flash of inspiration suddenly appeared in his little mind!
Loli... that's right!They are all lolita control!
As the only loli in the group, it's no wonder they don't miss her!
In the final analysis, I am afraid that all of this is caused by the fact that my label and persona in the group are——

loli!

And the reason why they deliberately use "face" as an excuse to meet me is precisely because of my lolita personality!
Now that you figure it out, the problem is easy to solve.

As long as he forcibly destroys the loli character set up in the dead house, it's not a big deal!

At the same time, little loli recalled an example she saw in the news reports a few days ago, and she made up her mind at that time!

……

When Hao Meng restarted the chat software and entered the dead house group, he found that the group of idiots in the group were still talking about him.

"The group leader is really too reckless, you scare the little loli, and go offline directly!"

"Actually, this is not bad. If she scares her away from the group, where can we find her?"

"Don't worry! I've memorized the penguin number of 'I can't afford to mess with' little Lolita. When I turn back, I'll go to those good buddies and check the IP address directly, and I'll find her in minutes! (Satisfied)"

Seeing this, the little loli was completely panicked, and she didn't dare to continue diving to spy on the screen. She tapped the keyboard helplessly and replied:

"Okay... I admit it! I confess!"

"Actually, I'm not a loli at all. The image of the so-called 'little loli' is all pretended to deceive you. It's fake, it's all fake, and the loli voice you heard when you played games before is also my voice changer. turned out..."

"Also, I'm 58 years old this year, really 58 years old, I won't lie to you! I'm still a 'tank' weighing more than 300 kilograms, are you really good at this? Are you really going to press 'F' to get on the tank? "

After typing so many words in one breath, Hao Meng's little hands were exhausted.

Resting first and shaking her sore little hands, the little Lolita stared at the deadly silent chat group on the screen, and couldn't help thinking with a little pride in her heart:

Hmph~ I've said that, but I don't believe you lolicons are still interested in me?

Let's see who dares to come!

It's a pity...Little Lolita still underestimated the obsession and sand sculpture level of this group of sand sculptors.

"I saw a little loli desperately explaining that she is not a loli but an aunt... Poof—I'm sorry, I couldn't help it, I laughed."

"Coincidentally, Ben Beta likes to drive a tank! I want this tank!"

"Is the 300-jin grandma real? I, Long Aotian, like this! Grandma is coming to my arms~"

"Just kidding, what 58 years old, what tank... Do you think this gentleman will believe your nonsense?"

"I don't believe it! Come here... come to the 'group video'! Turn on the camera!"

……

The little Loli casually declined the 'group video' invitation that popped up on the chat software, and then explained in code:
"It's useless, even if you turn on the camera, you can only see a GIF of Kang Na-chan, so don't waste your time."

Facing these sand sculptures who don't believe in evil at all, Hao Meng, who is a little tired, is trying to make the last resistance.

However, what really caused a fatal surprise to little Lolita was the truthful words of the sensible person who popped out afterwards:
"I believe you, you bad little loli is so bad! Do you think you're the only one who saw the news a few days ago? Please don't copy the character of Granny Tank even if you lie, okay? She's 58 years old and she's still out there It’s not easy to live broadcast! You also stole someone else’s persona. Why don’t you respect the ‘tank car’ persona that someone worked so hard to build at such a young age?”

Seeing this news, Hao Meng completely gave up struggling, looking at the sky tactically, and can only sigh that she is worthy of being a sand sculpture netizen, and is qualified to be her group friend.

And below, some members of the sand sculpture group joked:
"Let me guess...'I can't afford to mess with', are you going to say that your surname is poor and your name is Biluo, and you are a good-looking anchor, so you can't show your face, right!"

"It's the poor Biluo in Bai Juyi's poem 'Shangqiongbiluo (Luo) Down to Huangquan'? Who is Qiongbiluo? Why do you want to fuck her? And who is Huangquan? Why do you want to scare it?"

"FFFFFF..."

……

Facing such a 'sand sculpture of all staff', Hao Meng knew that today she, a lolita, would not want to collapse, let alone stop their plan.

At this moment, the little Loli had no choice but to send a compromising message:
"Okay! Since you don't believe in evil and are not afraid of death...then come!"

"But there is one thing I need to say first. Without my consent, you are not allowed to come to my house to disturb me, and you are not allowed to check any IP! As for the day of the face-to-face... I will book the meeting place! Then I will naturally Waiting for your visit there!"

As soon as this news came out, the group immediately cheered again. While agreeing to Little Lolita's conditions without reservation, many people were worried that Little Lolita would go back on her word, and expressed that they had taken screenshots to leave evidence, so that even if the other party withdrew Not afraid anymore.

What?You said it's a pity that you can't go to the house that you can't afford to mess with?
What a joke!The drunken man's intention is not to drink, as long as he asks out the 'untouchable', gets the information, and then goes straight to our cute 'funny little loli' and sits at home, wouldn't it be great?

The naive and shaky members of the group thought of...

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