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Chapter 8 Recording Home Dance
Hao Meng felt that he must have been tricked by that funny system again. This space is called a recording room without any equipment?Is it possible to prepare the recording equipment by yourself?
Just when he was puzzled, a sudden mechanical sound sounded.

[In order to maintain the recording effect, the current recording equipment is hidden in the space, please stand in place and speak for the recording test. 】

"One two three, one two three, Yi Qi, Ni, Xian En, meow meow meow..."

He uttered a few casually in embarrassment, and after a few seconds, Hao Meng heard his soft loli voice.

"Is this really the sound I made?"

This voice made Hao Meng secretly stick out his tongue. It was the first time he heard his real voice. Although he was a little embarrassed, he still had to admit that this voice was really cute. Even he felt a little overwhelmed. The blood tank was empty and he was in urgent need. Replenish blood.

[Please choose the song you want. 】

At the same time as the synthesized sound sounded, a panel appeared in front of Hao Meng, on which a bunch of song names were densely displayed, similar to a song list.

There is a list under the ACG category on the playlist based on the popularity of the songs.

Many well-known songs on the earth appeared on the list, even poisonous songs such as "Pure Land of Paradise" and "Boundary of Taboo".

Flipping down the page, I found a song called "Kunseに染まる" (Dye Your Color), Hao Meng casually clicked the funny icon behind the song, and received a burst of information in his mind, which included Lyrics tunes and dance moves.

Although Hao Meng had heard this song on Earth before, she would definitely not be able to remember the lyrics if she sang it, but now she felt that the words and song were as deep in her mind as if she had composed them herself. Even the unfamiliar neon lyrics could be sung at this moment. come out.

【Purchasing this song consumes 10 funny coins, and the current remaining balance is 1 funny coins. Thank you for your patronage. 】

"Eh? There's a charge for this too!"

Unknowingly, I was tricked by the funny system again...

While still feeling sorry for Funny Coin, the synthetic voice sounded again.

[The recording system will start recording after three seconds...three...two...one...]

The accompaniment suddenly sounded, and Hao Meng felt as if he was in a band. He could hear the drummer, guitarist, and electronic piano accompaniment clearly.

And this immersive sound is not a recording that can be produced by speakers at all. It is clearly a group of invisible professional bands playing live here, and they are at the center of the band.

However, Hao Meng didn't have time to think about these issues. It's important to concentrate on recording the house dance now, and she doesn't want to waste these 10 funny coins in vain.

As the rhythm of the band matched the melody in his mind, Hao Meng's petite body couldn't help but jump, twisting his butt slightly, and a pair of ponytails jumping happily to the rhythm. Although the movements were a little jerky, they were full of energy and cuteness.

"Looking forward but giving up quickly"

"Overwhelmed by ambiguous answers"

"It seems that I am still in the same place"

"This feeling makes me sore all night long"

……

The shy and soft voice spit out from the mouth of the beating little loli, and Hao Meng, who was immersed in the song, entered the state. The song seemed to affect her mood. Now she looks like a little girl who needs to be cared for. At first, she was confused and confused. Immediately afterwards, Xiumei frowned slightly, as if very distressed.

"I seem to vaguely remember it, but I also seem to have no impression at all."

"Wandering in longing and memory"

"If I say I was born for you, and you were born for me"

"That sounds kind of happy"

……

The slightly confused sweet voice recalled the sweet taste, and Hao Meng smiled sweetly. He seemed to be in a much better mood. After sweeping away the previous gloom, his whole person became full of energy and sunshine.

"It's like I was dyed with your color when I suddenly came to my senses."

"May you ridicule me with plain words"

"I feigned ignorance all the way"

"Until this moment comes"

……

This sweetness turned into dependence, Hao Meng's face was filled with a happy smile, her playful little hands were waving cheerfully, her pair of beautiful white silk legs were bouncing around, her lively and lovely figure perfectly interpreted what is called three years of blood earning, The death penalty is not bad.

"Isn't it true that you and I don't match each other?"

“Sometimes this kind of uneasiness comes to my mind”

"I'm sorry for always bothering you"

"I really want to tell you that I like you"

……

Embarrassment appeared on Hao Meng's face, and she was always unable to express her shy confession. She was so distressed that she could only confide in her heart.

"Carefully worded so as not to hurt you"

“I feel restless when things don’t go my way.”

"Hey, it seems to be full of mistakes and omissions, but it seems to be correct."

"We will have to work harder in the future to find the answers to the two of you."

……

Blinking her big clear eyes, Hao Meng was no longer confused, and finally shouted out her true feelings.

"It's like being dyed your color when you suddenly come back to your senses"

"May you ridicule me with plain words"

"I feigned ignorance all the way"

"Until this moment comes"

"Isn't it true that you and I don't match each other?"

“Sometimes this kind of uneasiness comes to my mind”

"I'm sorry for always bothering you"

"I really want to tell you that I like you"

"I really want to tell you that I like you"

……

When the lingering sound of the guitar accompanied by the accompaniment slowly dissipated, Hao Meng's face was reddish, and her small chest was panting rapidly. She couldn't help singing and dancing just now, which made her little body a little bit overwhelmed.

[The recording is currently completed, pay 1 funny coin to get the video...]

pit!
"Okay, I'll give you the last funny coin, send it to my computer."

Hao Meng said angrily that this ghost system would not work without funny coins.

When he exited the recording space again, it started to rain outside the window. The patter of rain made Hao Meng, who had just been immersed in the singing, feel like he was in another world.

I couldn't wait to open the computer file, and I found the video file just edited by the system in the 'My Videos' folder.

Hao Meng just previewed the edited video, then shyly buried her little head in her arms, only showing a pair of red ears.

"Sure enough, it's still too shameful..."

But in order not to live on the streets, she decided to go all out.

After suppressing the video file with the Biz station assistant, Hao Meng mustered up the courage to upload the first video on the Biz station.

"Hmm...upload video...partition dance..."

[Upload successful, please wait patiently for review...]

Hao Meng had no idea that what he was doing now was equivalent to throwing a bomb in the fish pond, blowing up an unknown number of salted fish...

[Today's mission has been completed, the reward funny coin is 10, and the current funny balance is 0.The current rewards are as follows: Dice Adventure, a random gift from the mall. 】

"Don't conjure up weird things again..."

After Hao Meng prayed, he threw the dice distributed by the system on the ground. Today's number is six.

On the chessboard, Hao Meng advances six squares, stops on an icon that moves back two squares, and then moves back two squares.

Finally stopped on the pattern marked with the three characters 'Neon Language', Hao Meng breathed a sigh of relief. At the same time, she had something more in her mind. Originally, she could only understand a little bit of Neon Language, but now she feels It is no problem to take the N1 exam by yourself.

Last time it was cat ears, now Hao Meng has specialized in a language, thankfully no strange things have grown on her body.

[The system mall starts to randomly draw rewards]

An interface similar to the cs:go unboxing appears, and various shopping mall items pass by as quickly as a horse on a horse, with a fixed pointer in the middle.

Hao Meng was dazzled by the dazzling items. Some items were golden, some were dull, and some even shone like diamonds.

"stop!"

Similar to when a train brakes suddenly at a station, the speed of the product icons that were moving at high speed slowly slowed down, and Hao Meng finally saw what products they were.

"The summoning talisman from another world...the ticket to sneak into Europe...the restoration potion!"

The moving speed of the goods was getting slower and slower. When a potion bottle icon marked with 'Restore' fell under the pointer, Hao Meng couldn't help but exclaimed.

It's a pity that the goods did not stop, but continued to move forward...

……

Hao Meng stared blankly at the small bottle in his hand, only to see a line of small words on it: Animal Transformation Potion.

Product Name: Animal Transformation Potion.

Efficacy: It is only effective for animals. After drinking, animals will be transformed into beast mothers/beast males according to their gender, and it will take effect after 12 hours.

"This funny system must be making me laugh..."

Hao Meng felt the deep malice of the funny system. Isn't it bad enough to become a cat lady now?Feelings also bring a knife!

I unscrewed the bottle cap and smelled it. There seemed to be no smell. The liquid inside was also clear and transparent. It looked like an ordinary bottle of water.

"Forget it, keep it for now, maybe it will be useful in the future."

After snapping the cap on the bottle without tightening it, Hao Meng put the potion on the computer table and checked the time. Unknowingly, it was already 11 o'clock in the night. She was exhausted and stretched herself to take a bath and go to bed...

(End of this chapter)