Naruto Master

Chapter 810 Super Reporter: Immortal Zhima

Shima completely disregarded Fukasaku's objection and stayed in Huaguoshan. She understood that as long as those guys were in Huaguoshan, especially Jiraiya, there would be astonishing "gossip"!
This gossip is not that gossip.This gossip refers specifically to scandals in the world!It is not an attack move that the Hyuga clan is good at.As a competent housewife, how can she not "gossip"?You know, Immortal Shima, as an immortal, she must have a thing that she is very good at. Unfortunately, besides taking care of children (raising tadpoles), shopping (catching slaves), and cooking (cooking bugs), what she is best at is also It was her second job that sent her to the fairyland: reporter!
As a Zhima Immortal who is struggling in the front line of the "gossip world", he is naturally a super reporter, and a super reporter who is famous in both circles.Almost all gossip can be bought from her, for example: Orochimaru, one of the three ninjas, is actually a bisexual creature, as long as he wants, he can reproduce himself, referred to as Ziri; another example: Ziri, one of the three ninjas Lai also often takes a bath with the female orangutan (Jiraiya's hidden hobby, it is said that his "Intimate Paradise" series of yellow books is the biography of his life with the female orangutan); another example: Tsunade, one of the three ninjas In fact, he is a younger brother, so he looks down on Xiao Zilai (hmph, I also feel sorry for Xiao Zilai on this point)!
A "well" character appeared on Tsunade's forehead, and Immortal Shima raised his head to look: "Wow, Tsunade, why are you engraved with two 2s on your head? Both are 2! Is this some kind of non-mainstream decoration? Well, I'll try it too!"

After speaking, Immortal Shima tore off the "well" character on Tsunade's forehead and pasted it on his head, "Look, now I also have this decoration! Go back and let the child's father see if it is beautiful, if not Pretty, but I will come to you, don't forget, I belong to the Consumer Association, and I have consumer rights!"

Seeing Immortal Shima bouncing away, Tsunade was speechless for a moment, and then she quickly came back to her senses: "Hmph, what did I know about a toad? It's really hard to find a three-legged toad. One-legged brother... Well, there are too many disciples!" Tsunade seemed to think of something, and immediately turned a corner in his mind, then looked left and right with a flushed face, and she was relieved when she found no one.

However, someone once said that the more you don't want it to happen, the more you don't want it to happen, the more likely it will happen.Just like now:

"Hey, Tsunade-sama, what's wrong with your face? Why is it so red? What kind of makeup did you use?"

Tsunade raised his head to take a look, and suddenly his eyes went dark, and he saw Kushina hanging upside down from the ceiling, gnawing on the apples in her hand, she was talking while eating, and her saliva splashed wantonly...

Tsunade was so stunned by this scene that he completely forgot to answer the guy's words, and then, then the guy's brain circuit took a wrong turn again:

"Oh, I see. Minato recently read a book, which said that the reddened state of a woman's face is not necessarily painted by makeup, but may also be a special physiological state called 'flush', as if It is a state that will only be produced after being moistened by something!
Well, that's right, as for the moisture, I didn't see it, it was picked off by the water gate!Not right, it seems that Minato said that there were two words missing in that place!Tsunade-sama, you are in this state now, can you tell me what nourishes you? "

Kushina's words echoed in Tsunade's mind like a curse: "Have you been nourished by something? Have you been nourished by something? Have you been nourished by something?..." Tsunade suddenly felt as if he had suffered Thunderbolt, she never imagined that Jiuxinna would be so "dirty"!And that Minato, Minato actually studies such a mess!Tsunade immediately made up his mind that he must give Minato a good look!
But who is Tsunade?She is Konoha, no, the number one medical ninja in the whole ninja world!

"Nai Nai, your complexion is also very ruddy. According to what you said just now, have you been moisturized by something?"

"Ah? Could it be that I was nourished by the apple? So the word that was cut off is an apple? Haha, I know, I'm going to find the water gate!"

Kushina didn't know why she was going crazy, so she left this place with a blink of an eye. Tsunade was relieved again, but what she didn't see was that in a hidden communication, a small pinhole camera All the conversations between the two of them were recorded.

Super reporter Shima Immortal commented: Tsunade was moistened by the unknown existence, and his face was flushed!Kushina was moistened by an apple, and her face turned red~!Well, super reporter Shima Immortal is reporting!
Soon, this matter was published in the Huaguoshan Daily, so that all the psychic beasts knew about it, but the development of the matter exceeded everyone's expectations!
Originally, when Tsunade read this report, he almost tore down the entire office. If Itachi and Minato hadn’t arrived in time, I’m afraid this large building built on the halfway up Huaguo Mountain would have ushered in his doomsday. up.

"Why are you here? Also, Minato, look, what is this? Hmm? Look at what is written on it, this Immortal Shima is really a little..."

Just as Tsunade was about to scold Immortal Shima, a flying thunder god from Minato came directly to Tsunade's side, and the next second, he left the office with Itachi and Tsunade!

"My aunt, don't worry about it. If you really scold Immortal Zhima, there may be many 'scandals'! Don't you really know that she is the number one uncrowned king in the world!"

Flying to an empty place, Minato put Tsunade and Itachi down.

"But, look, she actually reported it like this, me, how can I see people in the future?"

"Master Tsunade, don't worry, this is the information I collected after this report came out, please read it!"

Itachi handed a piece of information in his hand to Tsunade, and Tsunade looked at it:

A member of the ape demon clan seized the first floor: Is it moistened?My face flushes when I go to the toilet. Could it be that I am moistened by the toilet?panic!

Second floor: Upstairs, your butt is red without moisturizing!
A certain snake on the [-]th floor: I also flush when I lay eggs~
A certain magical plant-like psychic beast on the 55th floor: Well, you are not as good as me, as long as I move, I will flush~
Floor 85: I'll go, what did I see?The legendary blushing grass~
Tsunade smiled happily when she saw the information in her hand. She didn't expect the legendary "Crooked Building" time to happen to her. It's incredible, isn't it?
(End of this chapter)