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Chapter 118 Huo Village's Miraculous Star Flavor (ask for a monthly ticket)

(The first one asks for a monthly ticket! Brothers, we are now the 11th place in the new book monthly ticket, and we are still 35 votes away. It's time for us to work harder and rush to the front page.)
Peng Xiaolang played games on the Internet since he was a child, and he is familiar with computer games. Although his language talent is not as good as Li Huan's, he has been attending a language school for more than a year since he came to Germany, and he understands words much better than Li Huan. Log on to the German football portal and find out the latest news about other matches and the Copa del Rey.

"Munich 1860 beat Wuppertale, 2:1. The Copa del Rey is really a hotbed of unpopularity. Munich 1860 almost failed to pass, but the victory has nothing to do with Brother Shao. He came on as a substitute for more than ten minutes. This time Brother Shao will Depressed, he is still looking forward to finding some form in the German Cup." Peng Xiaolang said.

"The state needs to be found slowly, and no one can say that it will be recovered in one game."

"Brother Li, I found the comments about your game today. Hehe, not bad. In addition to the media website, German fans and international student fans also commented on it. Let me read a few for you."

"Okay, keep it simple, just read the title long and procrastinatingly, a waste of time."

"Well, okay, Brother Li, listen to this, it's very fun, I'll translate it for you according to our language habits."China Li didn't have a chance to use his free kick stunt in this game, but his two long shots and one assist helped the team slaughter Hoffenheim 5-1, reporting the bloodbath of this small village two years ago hate. "This is the comment of the "City Daily". Look at the comments of the "Rhein-Neckar". In this game, Li is invincible. From defense to offense, from passing to assisting goals, Li is omnipotent and omnipotent, just like the invincibility mode is turned on in the game. But the players are like a virus-infected computer, running slowly and attacking weakly. Judging from this game, the Bundesliga and Bundesliga are indeed not at the same level."

Li Huan smiled slightly and said: "I found that you are very suitable to be a football reporter or commentator. The translation is really good. Let's look for it and see if there are any good ones."

"Well, here's another one, Brother Li, gossip about you, "Dating a Singer, Chinese Li Mei Kai Twice"..."

After hearing this, Li Huan said, "Why do I feel that this report is so ambiguous? Is it because of your translation, or is it really written like this? Does it mean that I scored twice on the court or on the bed? Isn't that insulting me on the bed? "

Peng Xiaolang said: "Brother Li, you are too slutty, that is the result of my translation. But I didn't think too much about it. Brother Li, is there really such a thing between you and the singer of the night elf?"

Li Huan said leisurely: "Of course, Chinese people can't pick up foreign stars, they are human beings and they also need men."

"Whether you are in love or prostitution, it is said that German girls are very open."

"For a virgin like you, even the ** knows, I'm afraid the virgin body has already been destroyed by your fifth girl."

Peng Xiaolang blushed, "Why, Brother Li, I wonder how Chinese and Germans fall in love. Can they communicate with each other?"

"How do you talk about it? What do you know? When you get older, you will understand that being loved is also a kind of love. You have to learn to enjoy it."

"Brother Huan is not very old, why is he talking so old-fashioned. I don't understand what he said."

Li Huan said calmly: "This is called precocity."

"Brother Li, in fact, I didn't leave today because I wanted to ask you how you developed your skills. I heard that you are not from a major like me. Why is your technical awareness so good?"

Li Huan sighed, thinking that I am really born with this technique, I was born to knead a person's soul into another body, but this secret can only rot in my stomach, "Han Han analyzed the all-rounder At the time, it is well said that "all" is composed of people and kings, and all means the king of people. If you can't be all-rounder, then you should get rid of that king and be a talent. Give full play to your most outstanding With your figure, it may be difficult to be Marcelinho."

"Is there no specific method?"

Li Huan laughed and said: "You think it's Chinese kung fu, there are cheats or something, the methods of European football clubs are already very scientific, as long as you can strictly follow the training and practice your strengths to the extreme during training, you will succeed .”

"Thank you Brother Li for your pointers. I think my specialty should be headers, but my footwork is also good. Regardless of my height of 1.9 meters, I can also shoot barbs like Crouch."

"Elephants are very satisfied with their dance steps, and even cows will find it funny. You are 1.9 meters four, and you can practice heading the ball, otherwise you will be completely different."

Li Huan said bluntly, that's all he can say, it's up to Peng Xiaolang what he can do, he said enough today.He can see that this little guy is still obsessed with the skills under his feet. In fact, is it possible for such a tall man to compare his skills with others?Crouch is so tall, but his header is not good, so he has never become a top striker, and he is a substitute.Now he is doing well in Liverpool, and he won't even hear his name in the next few years.

"Oh, Brother Li, the Chinese fans and the media are very disappointed with Brother Shao's performance. Now they are scolding the coach of 1860 for not giving Brother Shao a chance. But I haven't commented on you yet. Maybe the reporters are busy with Manchester United's tour in Asia. It’s a pity that there are no reports of this game in China. If it is broadcast, the domestic fans will definitely go crazy. Maybe there should be news of your goal tomorrow, and the domestic media should pay attention to you.”

"They are paying attention to a useless point. They are not strong enough in the team to praise them to death. They praise the players so that they think they are big stars. They can't put their minds right, just like Dong Fang in this year's World Youth Championship. Because of the lack of playing time, he blamed the head coach Kraushen. He thinks he is a big name. In fact, he is the strength of the substitute, even if he is in the Chinese National Youth Team. Regardless of whether he is from Manchester United, wearing a Manchester United jersey does not mean that he owns it. The level of Manchester United." Li Huan said contemptuously.

Hearing what Li Huan said about Dong Fang, Peng Xiaolang was a little surprised: "It's not like you can't be the main player in the National Youth Team, right?"

"Why not, what technical characteristics does he have, and his physical fitness? Can his physical fitness be compared with European players? It's a joke. If the reporters and the media hadn't praised him desperately, he would honestly treat himself as an ordinary player. , a bit more diligent on the field like Park Ji-sung, maybe it’s okay, but now it’s basically useless.”

Hearing Li Huan's comments, Peng Xiaolang was extremely surprised, thinking that Li Huan was jealous of Dong Fangzhuo, so he stopped mentioning this matter, chatting online and playing PS games alone.

The next day, the media in Baden-Württemberg focused on the state derby between Hoffenheim and Karlsruhe. Ten of the 17 newspapers in the state published pictures of Li Huan's final goal. Ruhe "City News" cheered that Karlsruhe completed a perfect revenge two years later. The reporter praised Li Huan as another Novotny in Karlsruhe, a rising star in the defense line, and Nuovo The difference between Turney is that Li Huan is a full-back and has a strong assist ability.The city newspaper thinks that Karlsruhe has made a good deal. This Chinese has a limitless future and is likely to become another great star after Kahn, Sauer and Nowotny. Considering his Chinese identity , The club and his own money prospects are also unlimited. "City Daily" even believes that as long as Li Huan has a chance to play in the league, Chinese TV stations may buy Karlsruhe's TV rights, which will be of great help to the Karlsruhe club, which is not in a good economic situation. .Li Huan has the potential to become a star.

Hoffenheim's partner "Rhein-Neckar Zeitung" commented after the game that Li Huan destroyed Hoffenheim. Haim couldn't resist at all, the right road became the special runway for China Li, and the restricted area became the back garden for China Li to roam freely. The reporter of "Rhein-Neckar" even said that Karlsruhe only needs 10 people, because they don't need a right midfielder, and China Li has already arranged everything on the right.In the end, the reporter believes that Mr. Hope should consider the future of Hoffenheim. Since 01, Hoffenheim’s momentum has been blocked. They have been lingering in place for four years. If the team enters the Bundesliga Bundesliga, it can only be said that there is something wrong with this team, and now, it is time to solve this problem.

I have to mention that among the ten newspapers that put Li Huan's photo on the front page, only four are on the sports page, and the other six are actually on the entertainment page. In the debut show, the potential of Superman was displayed. The entertainment reporters even put the photos of Wanna wearing sunglasses and a cap together with Li Huan to prove that the ex-elf singer really went to the scene to watch the game. up.

This scandal is not enough, Karlsruhe's famous hostess Miril openly claimed in the recorded football program that night that what she said before the game is still valid, and she welcomed the two boys who scored goals in the game to her On the phone, Li Huan, Miril said that if she knew his phone number, she might take the initiative to call him, because this Chinese has a mysterious charm.

Because Li Huan's last long-distance lob shot created the longest record in the German league, Li Huan was also honored to be reported by big newspapers such as "Bild" and "Kicker". Within a week, Li Huan appeared on yellow tabloids twice "Bild" is also accompanied by scandals, which means that this Chinese person already has a hint of star flavor.

The reporters are already noisy enough, but Li Huan's agent Watts seems to feel that the hype is not enough. He said in an interview that Li Huan has a bright future, and now some advertisers have called him, and he hopes that Karls Rue can continue to give Li Huan the main position in the league. Watts said that even if Li Huan goes to Stuttgart, he will have a place in the starting list.

(End of this chapter)