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Chapter 2 Unlucky Candidates

Ringing, ringing, the morning exercise bell rang, the students in dormitory 201 did not get up, but covered their heads with quilts even tighter.

"Wake up! Get up! Points will be deducted for being late." After a while, Zhang Banxian, the teacher of the Student Office, was yelling in the corridor.

"Damn, is this going to college or serving in the army!"

"Xia Zhengping (principal) went to eat shit."

"School leaders should be pulled out of bed for a run every day."

The students in 201 finally started to get up cursingly. The creaking sound of the canopy bed, the plopping sound of dropping things and cursing were mixed together. This was the most common start of Jianghai University’s day. Running morning exercises every day was the paramilitary practice of Jianghai University in its early years. One of the legacies of management, another is quantification.Many students can't stand the school's perverted practices and would rather spend money to rent out a house to live in. Except for freshman and female dormitories that can be filled with students, the apartments in Jianghai University are basically one-third empty for other grades.

Li Huan is still sleeping with his head covered. The ringtone and quantification have nothing to do with him now. He has already graduated, but he has not found a job and has no money to rent a house, so he temporarily lives here with his junior brother Liu Yang.When the students came back from running and practicing to wash their face and brush their teeth to prepare for breakfast, Li Huan lazily got up from the bed, dressed and washed.

"Brother Huan, haven't you found a job yet?" Liu Yang picked up the tableware and asked.Li Huan was his senior in the previous class, and both of them belonged to the special sports enrollment of this school.He and Li Huan met at the sports meeting in school, and became good friends when they were playing football. Both of them practice sprinting. Liu Yang belongs to the kind of amateur who is not good at surpassing others and has to fight for more than 5 minutes every time. Li Huan is an amateur in the field, and Li Huan runs faster than a ball. He often stands out from the opponent's defenders, but after running more than ten meters, he suddenly finds that the ball is gone.Therefore, they were often ridiculed by their companions. At that time, the two of them felt sorry for each other and later became friends.

"No. I'm not looking for a job. I'm not looking for a job." Li Huan spoke in a leisurely manner, and his mandarin with a bit of Beijing flavor was very contagious, which made people feel comfortable.In fact, Li Huan's software and hardware are very good. He is 1.8 meters tall, with a slender waist and back, tall but not thin, strong and flexible. Free and elegant temperament is extraordinary, so many girls in Jianghai University often ask Liu Yang about Li Huan. If Li Huan doesn't already have a girlfriend, Liu Yang's roommates will definitely kick Li Huan out, so as not to compete with them for the few resources of beauties.

"In the evening, my roommates are going to the Internet cafe to watch the World Cup qualifier between China and Hong Kong, and then stay up all night. The key battle must be a big victory. Brother Huan, are you going?"

"Oh, I'm not going. It must be very tiring to go back to the city. I want to rest for a while." Li Huan said lightly. He already knew the results of the 2006 German World Cup Asian qualifiers. : 7 victory over the Hong Kong team of China, but in the end they were eliminated by Kuwait because of the lack of goals. They didn't even have a chance to play in the top ten matches. The Italian team, which was held in Germany in the World Cup, won the World Cup unexpectedly. Defender Ka Navarro unexpectedly became the first Mr. double guard.

"Oh, I found that brother Huan has become less and less enthusiastic about football in the past six months. You don't even want to go if you are asked to play football. In the past, you ran faster than anyone else."

"After graduating, there is pressure." Li Huan said with a smile, no pressure could be seen from his face.

"Damn it, Brother Huan hasn't found a job for so long. It seems that it's better not to graduate. Brother Huan, would you like me to bring you a copy?"

"No, I'm going out to eat."

"Okay, then I'm going to eat, I wish you good luck, Brother Huan." Liu Yang walked out of the dormitory with the tableware.

Li Huan put on the brown suit that his girlfriend Su Lin bought for him. This was the only one he wore, and the rest were casual clothes.Putting on the tie, he stroked his forehead habitually, only to realize that he had cut off his long hair in order to find a job, but even so he could not find a job. In today's society, there are fewer jobs and more college students. It is worthless, let alone junior college students. It has been nearly half a year since graduation. Li Huan has invested no less than 100 yuan in copying ID cards, graduation certificates and personal profiles, but he has not even had a few interview opportunities.Today, Li Huan was going to an advertising company in Shinan District. That was the name he had reported at the talent exchange meeting a week ago, but he didn't expect the news to come.If he still can't be hired this time, Li Huan will have to borrow money to make ends meet.

Jianghai University is in the new development zone of Daocheng, and the Wanfang advertising company that Li Huan is going to apply for is in Shinan District. It takes more than 20 minutes to get there by ferry and then by bus.Li Huan bought two bowls of soy milk and two deep-fried dough sticks off campus while waiting for the bus. He drank the last sip of soy milk and bus No. 1 arrived just in time. There were not many people on bus No. 1 on non-Sundays. Li Huan got on the bus calmly, found a seat and sat down, lost in thought.To be able to know the result of the Chinese team's game tonight is not because he can pinch and calculate, but because he is not from this era at all, he is from the future. In 2013, he was still the main defender of the Chinese Super League Sacred Dragons and the absolute main force of China's impact on the World Cup. It was only because of his poor physical fitness that he was not able to play in the top five European leagues.However, because he did not agree to an underground banker's match-fixing, a bizarre car accident sent him back to 2004, and his soul also traveled to Li Huan, a sprint student at Jianghai University. It has been almost a year now.Now he has a body that a professional player dreams of and is hard to find, 10 meters 35 seconds 180, squat 120KG, bench press 2003KG, but he has also come to an era that professional players do not even want to go. From 2013 to 2010, he was Known as the darkest and darkest era in the history of Chinese football, China's national teams at all levels and clubs at all levels have declined year by year, becoming the third-rate in Asia. The anti-counterfeiting campaign in [-] did not completely stop the decline of Chinese football. "This is the best of me, and this is the worst of times." Li Huan said to himself, changing a line from a novel he read not long ago.

Li Huan's boastful soliloquy caught the attention of a girl with short ear-length hair from the May [-]th period sitting across from him, and she couldn't help turning her head to look at Li Huan.

This is a very eye-catching Xiaoman (the local people's collective name for girls), the rimless glasses on the straight bridge of the nose show her intellectual beauty, and her unmodified face is as fresh as a lotus in water, which is unexpected. It's because she actually has plump breasts that intellectual beauties don't have, and based on Li Huan's more than ten years of romantic experience in his previous life, he concluded that this is not an illusion created by using multiple layers of masks or some kind of industrial products, 'big breasts and no brains' It seems that it is only a partial truth and cannot be universally applicable. This is a rare and best product. Don't say something like a local Xiaoman and shake the world. Li Huan thought in amazement that his girlfriend Su Lin is a beautiful woman. The local Xiaoman looks and behaves very ladylike, but unfortunately her voice is louder than Li Huan, and the two of them talk like they are fighting. Li Huan has been wondering how Su Lin talks to patients when she is working in the hospital. If it is not for the future mother-in-law and Su Lin was in the same hospital, so Li Huan went to appreciate it in person.

Li Huan's gaze stayed on a certain sensitive part for too long, which made Xiao Man turn her head away in displeasure, and the sliver of goodwill and curiosity she had just had disappeared without a trace. Playboy, maybe she has already scolded "pervert" angrily.

Being misunderstood, she is still a beautiful woman. Li Huan felt a little depressed about his distraction just now. He was misunderstood by a beautiful woman when he went out. It seems that the omen is not good today. Li Huan simply closed his eyes and fell asleep.

Jianghai University Station is still a long way from the ferry port. The bespectacled beauty sat upright and never looked at Li Huan again. Soon the ferry arrived, boarded the boat, sailed in the sea for more than 20 minutes and landed. Li Huan waited at the stop sign of No. 321 The bus, while the beauties in glasses took a taxi and left.

Wanfang Advertising Company occupies an entire floor in an office building on Hong Kong Road Street. The strength of a company of this scale will never be inferior. Li Huan could not help shaking his head, curious why an advertising company of this size would give him such a An interview opportunity for a junior college student, it seems that recruiting a street sweeper requires a college degree or above and one year of work experience.

The door of the human resources department was closed tightly. Li Huan was standing at the door and was about to knock when the door opened suddenly. A young man with the appearance of an applicant came out dejectedly. He almost bumped into Li Huan. The applicant felt sympathetic. Glancing at Li Huan, he turned around and left quickly.

Li Huan was a little suspicious. When the door opened just now, he caught a glimpse of a woman with short hair sitting behind the manager's desk. Could it be that the person sitting inside was a climacteric woman?He straightened his tie and knocked three times on the door.

"Come in." An elegant voice came from inside the door. Judging from the voice, the manager's age is definitely not that of a menopausal woman.

Li Huan pushed the door open and went in. The manager in charge of the recruitment just turned the boss's chair to face the door. The two looked at each other and were stunned.It turns out that the manager of the human resources department is actually the intellectual girl with glasses that Li Huan met on the bus.

The embarrassment index escalated instantly.

Li Huan rubbed his nose and coughed, while the glasses manager's face was serious, as if he had never seen Li Huan before, his eyes flicked from Li Huan's body and stopped on the opposite snow-white wall, and said calmly: "Sit down."

Li Huan sat down opposite the glasses manager with some unnaturalness. "Thanks."

"Your name is Li Huan?"

"Yes."

"Graduated from the Chinese Department of Jianghai University."

"Yes."

"Specialty."

"Yes."

"Want to apply for advertising planning and creative?"

"Yes."

The glasses manager picked up Li Huan's written test paper and his resume, glanced at it, and said, "What are your salary requirements?"

"About 1500."

"Around 1500? Sir, how many people graduated from your class? How many of them have found jobs? Do you think you are better than them?" The glasses manager stretched out his slender white fingers to adjust his glasses, and said aggressively.

"Yes." Li Huan responded with some discomfort.

"Besides saying yes, what else would you order to be worthy of a monthly salary of [-]?"

Li Huan could hear the obvious mockery and contempt in her tone, coupled with the interrogation-like question and answer just now, knowing that there was absolutely no chance of applying for the job today anyway, he relaxed instead, leaning his elbows on the desk, Smiling and staring at the glasses manager, he said, "I will still say no."

"Li Huan, please be more solemn. This is Wanfang Company, and we will not hire a prodigal with inappropriate words and deeds." The glasses manager said coldly.

"Tsk tsk! It's amazing. You can see my essence at a glance. No wonder I became a manager at such a young age."

"Li Huan, if you keep being so glib, I'll ask the security to kick you out immediately." The glasses manager raised his eyebrows and snapped sharply.

Li Huan leaned on the back of the chair, raised his legs, and said leisurely: "My lord, why don't you let me go out immediately, do you want to keep me humiliated for a while? You are a rich and powerful white-collar worker , oh, or a gold collar, and I'm a bum, or a hooligan like you think, but that doesn't mean I can be humiliated here, even if you are the one who can decide my future. But you better Think clearly, let a hooligan stay here, who may be humiliated, well, maybe it will be too late to call security."

Seeing Li Huan's sturdy body who was almost no shorter than her when sitting, and the playful smile on the corner of his mouth, the glasses manager's self-esteem was stimulated, and his snow-white face was flushed. "Get out! Get out! Get out of here."

Li Huan stood up with a smile, and said: "You are too polite, I haven't learned the difficult movement of rolling, why don't you demonstrate it? But although you are not a lady, I would like to remind you that long-term chest elevation is easy to cause Variations, improper use or improper bra material can even cause mastitis."

"Get out. You rascal." The glasses manager saw Li Huan staring at her chest and said such frivolous words. He almost exploded in anger. He picked up the tea cup he had just drunk and threw it at him.

Li Huan was quick-eyed and prepared, and rushed to the door in one step, closing the door behind him. "Boom! Crash!" There was the sound of a teacup being smashed against the door, followed by the sound of ping-pong-pong-pong.Seeing many people outside the human resources department looking at this in amazement, Li Huan laughed and waved his hands and walked away.

(End of this chapter)