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Chapter 201 Huo Village's Miracle and Beauty Walk Together (3)
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Li Huan smiled slightly, and said: "When the beauty smiles, it will confuse Cai in Yangcheng City. What's so great about bewitching Li Huan."

Gao Yuan Jundai was surprised and delighted, and said with a look of admiration: "Li Huanjun's literary talents are amazing, and I like Chinese poetry the most."

Jia Lei was annoyed and funny when she heard Li Huan flaunting Tang poems to pick up foreign girls in front of him. As a girl who felt pretty good about herself, she would naturally not be happy to see her companion flirting with other girls. With jealousy, wind, horse and cattle can be connected together, "He used to be a student of the Chinese Department, and it was his homework to memorize a few Tang poems. Don't really think he is so talented." Jia Lei couldn't help but hit.

Li Huan rolled his eyes and said, "We are professional players, knowing two characters is good enough, and being able to recite Tang poems is naturally an amazing character."

Gao Yuanjundai said in surprise: "I heard that Chinese professional players are all trained professionally, and have never been to college. I didn't expect Li Huanjun to be a student of the Chinese Department."

Jia Lei continued to attack and said, "He was originally a student of Yeji University. I don't know what kind of luck he had, but he became a professional player."

Li Huan rubbed his nose and said, "Why do you women like to hit me? Am I really so good that the sky is angry?"

Gao Yuan Jundai didn't understand what the Pheasant University meant, and thought it was the name of a university, and asked, "Where is the Pheasant University?"

Li Huan couldn't help laughing, and joked with the Japanese girl: "Yeji University is a collective name for famous universities, such as Peking University and Tsinghua University in China, Kyoto Waseda in Japan, and Munich Hamburg in Germany. They are all pheasant universities."

Gao Yuan Jundai saw what Li Huan said was serious, believed it, and said with admiration: "I really didn't expect Li Huanjun to be so good before he became a professional player. In our country, the schools he attended before becoming a professional player are very ordinary."

Looking at this innocent Japanese girl, Jia Lei wondered, is this prodigal son always meeting nympho, or do girls become nympho when they meet him?
Imagine the scene where this silly Japanese girl tells others that Kyoto and Hamburg are pheasant universities. Li Huan couldn't help but want to laugh out loud. Just to ask, what do you do in China? Tolerance, travel, or being hunted down, or looking for a husband a thousand miles away? If it’s a business trip, I can’t help you. If it’s the latter three items, I can help you. Do a little work."

"Ouha yo Gouzai Yimasi (thank you)" Jun Dai blurted out a sentence in Japanese, then immediately translated it into Chinese, and said with a smile: Thank you!I was on a business trip, and I went to Tsinghua University to attend an academic seminar with my supervisor. She went first, and I went alone. "

Li Huan raised his thumb and patted his ass casually, saying, "Amazing, he is actually a top student, no wonder he speaks Chinese so well."

Jun Dai's big eyes were crystal clear and full of smiles, and she said, "Thank you, Chinese is my hobby, and I like Tang poetry and Song poetry."

Li Huan said with a smile: "If you like Tang poetry and Song Ci, it's better to learn Chinese. Tang poetry and Song Ci cannot be translated. If you read it through translation, a poet like Li Bai will look like a third-rate poet to foreigners."

"Li Huanjun is right. When I was at the University of Hamburg, I often exchanged studies with Chinese students. They taught me Chinese, and I taught them Japanese."

Li Huan said: "When learning Tang poetry and Song Ci, don't learn from foreign students. They can't even speak Chinese well. They are similar to you. They all have big tongues. What can you learn from them? If you want to learn, just learn from professionals like me. , Guaranteed that after getting off the plane, you will have a little more charm of Tang poetry and graceful Song poetry, and become a classical beauty."

Gao Yuan Jundai smiled and said, "Then teach me."

Li Huan said with a smile: "Little girl, I don't teach people for free. When I was in Germany, many good girls from the Germanic nationality lined up at my door every day to learn from me, but I hardened my heart and didn't teach any of them."

Gaoyuan Jundai laughed tremblingly, and said: "What tuition do you want, or, I will teach you Japanese."

Li Huan couldn't help shaking his head, and said: "What's the use of learning Japanese? I don't go to Japan to play football. Your cultural traditions and so on are all learned from us. For modern civilization, I will directly read "Encyclopedia Britannica." "The Complete Book" is ready. "

Jun Dai suddenly said very seriously: "I found that Li Huanjun has very serious nationalism, you look down on our Japanese nation."

Li Huan leaned on the fire lazily, and said: "It's boring, Miss Jun Dai, is it interesting for me to look down on Japan? Is it important? I respect you, I worship you, can you live a better life? I scold you every day , have you missed a meal or smoked a cigarette? You are too narrow-minded and inferior, and always want to be respected and praised by others. In fact, those respects and praises are useless. What I said is the truth, I Just because I'm not interested in your culture doesn't mean I don't like Japanese people, for example, I like you very much, otherwise I wouldn't bother to talk to you."

Jun Dai was stunned, what Li Huan said was very mean, but it was very reasonable, so she couldn't refute it, and she said quietly after a long time: "Li Huanjun's self-cultivation and insight really make Jun Dai admire, I am narrow-minded, let's talk about Tang poetry Song Ci."

Li Huan smiled slightly and said: "Your strength is that you are good at learning from others. In fact, you have produced many poets who wrote Tang poems very well in Japan." "Many people think that this is a famous line in Tang poetry. In fact, it was written by Saigo Takamori, one of the three masters of the Meiji Restoration in Japan. In ancient Japan, both warriors and nobles studied Chinese poetry. And he took the ability to write a few Chinese poems as a symbol of his self-cultivation. During the Nara period, several generations of emperors were masters of Tang poetry, and there are many records in "Huaifengzao."

Jun Dai's eyes were wide open, and she said: "Li Huanjun is really knowledgeable, much better than the international students in Hamburg. We celebrate the New Year now, and there is a traditional "Hundred Poetry Card" game. Hundreds of poems are written on cards like playing cards, and the referee starts to read the poems, and the players in the game grab the corresponding cards, and the one who grabs the most wins."

"Dogs and men!" Jia Lei watched the two people discussing Tang poetry and Song Ci lively, leaving her aside, and couldn't help but think of this word, but Jia Lei immediately felt a little sorry for this Japanese girl who was like a porcelain doll. She couldn't bear to use this word, but she also admired Li Huan's strong memory. This prodigal son can attract so many girls to throw themselves into the net. It really is not an embroidered pillow. She doesn't want to see two people chatting, so she simply closes it. The eyes are asleep there, out of sight and out of mind.

Li Huan said: "Your "Hundred Poetry Solitaire" game is not really fun. What is really interesting is the riddles of Tang poetry. There are many such games during the Lantern Festival in China."

Gao Yuanjundai immediately turned around with great interest and lay down on the back of the chair to talk to Li Huan, "The journey is fine, so why don't you just listen to Li Huanjun?"

"It's very simple. Just do it with you." Li Huan picked up a copy in front of Jia Lei, "Borges Anthology" blocked in front of Jia Lei, and said: "This action is to guess a line of Tang poetry, guess what it is ?”

Jun Dai and Jia Lei thought for a while, then shook their heads and said, "Can you tell me the answer?"

Li Huan smiled slightly, and said: "Reminder, this is a poem by Cui Hu..."

"I don't know where the human face is going, but the peach blossoms are still smiling at the spring breeze." Jia Lei and Jun Dai said in unison.

Li Huan praised: "Okay, children can be taught. If I can't guess it after I remind you, then I have no understanding. Don't learn Tang poetry, go home and lie down."

Jun Dai said: "It seems that this is still a sad and melancholy story. I wonder what happened to Cui Hu and Renmian Taohua?"

Li Huan glanced at Jun Dai, and said: "The cultures of China and Japan are really in the same line. They both like to have a happy ending. In fact, the ending is really good. When that girl saw Cui Hu for the first time It fell in love at first sight, and when we meet again, we will naturally make a fire, and the rice will be cooked."

Jun Dai, who listened to these two idioms, was confused and confused, but Jia Lei was a master at playing with words, opened Li Huan's hand holding the book, and said: "You, a guy who thinks from the lower body, will desecrate beautiful love. In fact, the girl became sick with longing and almost died, it happened that after Cui Hu left this poem, he went back soon and met the girl's father, and her father betrothed the girl to Cui Hu."

Li Huan said with a smile: "The ending is the same. Let me put it bluntly. It's all the same thing."

Jun Dai patted her chest and said, "Then I can rest assured, is there any more?"

Li Huan said: "Of course I have. Let me say one more thing, 'Want to die before the crescent eyebrow', play a sports event and a Tang poem."

Jun Dai said: "This is Bai Juyi's poem."

Li Huan smiled but did not answer.

Jia Lei was prompted by Jun Dai, and said pleasantly: "I remember, it's a ring, isn't it?"

Jun Dai was still confused, and said, "Why is it a ring?"

Jia Lei said: "This is Bai Juyi's "Song of Everlasting Sorrow" about Concubine Yang Gui. You know how she died, right?"

Jun Dai said: "The one who hanged himself, oh, I know, hanged Yang Yuhuan, referred to as hanging ring. What about the other Tang poem?"

Jia Lei shook her head and said with shame, "I don't know."

Li Huan said with a smile: "This is relatively uncommon. It was written by Qiao Zhizhi, the left secretary of Wu Zetian's official department, in memory of his concubine Miao Niang. "

Jia Lei not only admired, but also said: "Are you a good student in the Chinese Department of Yeji University? You can remember such rare poems."

Li Huan laughed and said, "It's just to fool you ignorant little girls. I'll give you another one, "You have to pay for sex near this mountain" and type a five-character Tang poem."

Jia Lei said: "Nonsense, it must be nonsense."

Jun Dai is a Japanese girl who is not as sensitive to the word sex as Jia Lei. After thinking about it, she asked, "Is there really such a riddle?"

Li Huan said with a smile: "Women generally can't guess it, because you have bad intentions and easy to think wrong. It's Wang Zhihuan's 'Bai Sun Yi Shan End (Forbidden)'."

Jia Lei thought for a while, and suddenly her face turned red. She swung her fist and hit Li Huan on the shoulder, saying, "I hate it, you're obscene."

Jun Dai still didn't understand, so she asked Li Huan, "Why this poem?"

Although a Japanese girl, Jia Lei would rather give up the difference of nationality and escort women, saying: "I tell you, don't listen to him, this man has no good things to say."

After the two girls muttered for a while, Jun Dai finally understood the obscene meaning of this inverted sentence. She looked at the man in front of her with a shy smile, and became more and more curious and interested in him. , Little do they know that curiosity can kill a cat with nine lives.

Two girls and a boy, the three talked and laughed along the way, and soon the 11-hour flight was coming to an end, Gao Yuan Jundai took out her mobile phone melancholy, looked at Li Huan, and said: "I like humorous and literary talents very much." Boy, Li Huanjun, can you tell me your phone number, maybe we will rarely see each other in the future, I will send you a text message if I kill you, can you? Just treat it as a friend, thank you for chatting with me all the way, I will always remember."

Li Huan said with a smile: "You Japanese are too polite, thank you all day long, thank you, are you annoying? I like to chat with beautiful women, but I can give you the phone number, but don't tell other women. There are three girls in the world. One in every woman wants to know my phone number."

Jun Dai has adapted to Li Huan's speaking style, and said, "It's only one third, I thought it was all."

Li Huan said flatly: "Because the remaining two-thirds have already been obtained."

"Cheek-skinned." Both Jun Dai and Jia Lei laughed. Jun Dai suddenly took out a puppet in a delicate kimono from her arms, handed it to Li Huan, and said, "Li Huanjun, it's Girls' Day. It’s my statue, give it to you as a souvenir.”

Li Huan took it over, pretending to have a bitter face, and said: "You gave me a doll, and I don't have any gift in return, or you just take me away as a real person."

Gao Yuan Jundai looked at Jia Lei, smiled lightly and said, "There is a beautiful woman next to you, if I take it away, she won't fight me desperately."

Jia Lei hurriedly said, "I have nothing to do with him."

Li Huan said with a smile: "Yes, we haven't had a relationship yet."

"Boom!" Jia Lei blushed and kicked Li Huan's leg with the tip of her little pointed boot, "Damn it, please save some morals."

Gao Yuan Jundai obviously couldn't understand, she thought the two were flirting, and said with a smile: "If you really have nothing to do with Li Huanjun, I will snatch her away."

Jia Lei didn't know why but didn't deny it again, saying: "Don't be fooled by him, there are countless girls who have fallen under his jeans, this guy's romantic debts will never end in his next life, his friends say girls It's 'once you see Li Huan, you miss your life'."

Li Huan chuckled and said, "I won't pay it back until it's over. It's not that exaggerated. It's just ruining my reputation."

(End of this chapter)