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Chapter 438 Huo Village's Miraculous Enemy Meeting (1)
Chapter 438 Huo Village's Miraculous Enemy Meeting (1)
Li Huan not only bought a bouquet of roses for Li Bing, but also bought a bouquet of orchids, lilies, and carnations for Chu Shengnan and Shen Yu. It seemed that something must have happened between the two of them.
"Tsk tsk, your face is radiant, is it nourished by love?" Chu Shengnan teased.
"Yes, Nan Nan, do you want to nourish yourself?" Li Bing countered.
Li Huan coughed, handed two bouquets of flowers to Shen Yu and Chu Shengnan, and said, "Merry Christmas, both of you."
Shen Yu put down the book, said thank you, and took it. Chu Shengnan took the flowers, but threw them on the sofa, and ran to rummage through the small Christmas gifts that Li Bing was holding. Li Bing saw that Chu Shengnan had snatched the one she had chosen. Chu Shengnan grabbed the model and lifted it high. Li Bing couldn't reach it, so he reached out and scratched Chu Shengnan's armpit. Chu Shengnan burst into laughter, and Li Bing took the windmill Grab it.
Li Huan couldn't help smiling and said to Shen Yu, "I never thought that Chu Shengnan would have such a childish side."
Shen Yu smiled meaningfully, and said, "So what you saw was only one side of her, but she is actually more childish than Xiaobing."
Li Huan smiled lightly, and said: "People are very complicated, and many people like to pretend to be someone else in front of the public."
Chu Shengnan was playing with Li Bing, and suddenly sneered, "Don't just shine on others like a flashlight, don't you just pretend?"
Li Huan smiled and said: "I didn't say I don't pretend, I always pretend to be a pervert."
Chu Shengnan and Li Bing were vomiting at the same time, and even Shen Yu couldn't help laughing and said, "Li Huan, do you still need to pretend to be a pervert?"
Chu Shengnan said: "Sister Yu said that he is a pervert and needs to pretend."
Li Huan said with a smile: "Well, even if I am a pervert, you have already lured the wolf into the house. Should I prepare some food for a hungry pervert?"
"If you die from starvation, you are doing harm to the people." Chu Shengnan said viciously.
Shen Yu said with a pun: "I'm really starving to death, I'm afraid someone will feel distressed."
Li Huan thought that Shen Yu was teasing Li Bing, and said, "With Xiaobing here, I won't starve to death."
"Today is the last day of the Christmas market. Let's go out for dinner, then go to the pedestrian street, and then go to the bar to have fun all night. Tomorrow, we will sleep in the daytime. At night, we will go to Notre Dame Church to spend Christmas Eve together, listening to hymns and band performances. . ..." Li Bing suddenly stopped talking, and said to Li Huan, "You just finished the game and took such a long flight, are you tired?"
Li Huan patted himself on the chest like a King Kong, and said, "If you feel tired, I will accompany you even for three days and three nights."
Chu Shengnan said: "Okay, the big money is here, so let's kill him."
Li Huan said with a smile: "I remember that the big money is used to get along, why is slaughtering popular again now?"
Chu Shengnan smiled sweetly and said, "The purpose of the sugar daddy is to get long-term meal tickets. Ours is only for a day, so there is no need to be close. You and this billionaire can't let us three poor poor students pay for it, right? Well, there are two of them, Xiaobing may have already approached."
Li Huan was terrified by Chu Shengnan's smile, and said, "Student Chu Shengnan, I think you should stop laughing like that, I'm not used to it."
Li Bing took Li Huan's arm and said: "What's the matter with getting close, Nan Nan, there is still a shoulder over there, why don't you get close too."
Chu Shengnan spat, and said, "I wouldn't be close to him even if I became a nun."
Li Huan said with a smile: "If you want to get a job, you have to compete for a job."
Shen Yu said: "Stop bickering, isn't Li Huan still hungry? Everyone, change your clothes and go out to eat. Today's temperature is minus six degrees, so wear thicker clothes."
Li Huan remembers Gu Long's famous saying that a man spends 60 years waiting for a woman in [-] years, five years waiting for a woman to change clothes, and five years waiting for a woman to take off her clothes.Under the rumbling stomach, Li Huan finally understood this sentence deeply.However, Master Gu's other sentence that a woman's grooming time must be proportional to her age has not been fulfilled.It was Shen Yu who got dressed up first.Li Huan looked at Shen Yu's gray coat and said, "I think a quiet girl like you should dress brighter, so that she looks more energetic and attracts more attention at night."
Shen Yu smiled, and said leisurely: "How come you have become so vulgar, I go out to relax, not to attract men's attention."
Li Huan said: "I was originally a common man, chasing fame and fortune, greedy for money and lustful."
Shen Yu shook her head, and suddenly said in a low voice: "Have you already decided to be with Li Bing? Have you figured out how to explain it to Li Jing?"
Li Huan smiled slightly and said: "One sheep is also led, and two sheep are also released. If you have too many debts, you don't have to worry about it, and if you have too many lice, you don't itch."
Shen Yu said: "If you love me, I would like men to love women. This is not a crime, but it violates the basic ethics of society."
Li Huan looked at Shen Yu's slightly thin face, and said: "Student Shen Yu, I think you are stupid in studying. Sex without love is immoral, and love without sex is also immoral. Moral The basic principle should not violate human nature. For example, if the two of us like each other, but ethics require us not to have sex, then this ethics is evil.”
Although Shen Yu was calm and rational, she was still a girl with a yellow flower who was passed down in China. She blushed when she heard Li Huan's blatant words, and said with a stampede: "You guy, please keep some morals. Fortunately, you are a football player, otherwise you must He's the head of a cult."
Seeing a rational and calm Master of Psychology being teased by him to look like a child, Li Huan couldn't help laughing, and said, "I am the head disciple of the Yin-Yang Harmony School."
At this time Li Bing and Chu Shengnan came out, and after some serious dressing up, the two girls looked even more beautiful and attractive. Seeing that the blush on Shen Yu's face was still there, Chu Shengnan couldn't help but said, "Sister Yu, is this pervert? Didn't you tease you while we were changing clothes?"
Shen Yu said lightly: "No, Li Huan just told a joke."
Li Bing was very interested, and said, "Sister Yu, what kind of joke is that? You laugh so hard."
Shen Yu said, "Ask him."
Li Bing immediately said to Li Huan: "What kind of joke is so funny, tell me quickly."
"It's meaningless to tell a joke twice." Li Huan almost didn't vomit blood. No wonder people say that smart women can't marry. They are too fucking difficult. How can he have any jokes? .
"Say it!"
"We listened to it for the first time. Of course it's interesting, and it's not to make you laugh."
Li Bing and Chu Shengnan were even more curious and urged.
Li Huan lived up to the reputation of the Chinese department as a pervert, and finally remembered a rather subtle joke, saying: "A large group of female students went to the farm for internships, and the farm teacher milked the cows. After the demonstration, I taught everyone to try it out for themselves. At this time, a The girl was very puzzled when she saw that others had squeezed half a tube and her own had only a little bit. The farmer came over and looked at it and said, "Student, you not only squeezed the wrong place, but also chose the wrong cow."
Both Li Bing and Chu Shengnan were top students of Peking University, and their minds were first-class and flexible. After listening to it, they immediately reacted, and their faces flushed immediately, and they laughed and scolded Li Huan for being full of dirty thoughts.
The four of them ate at the Chinese restaurant outside the rental house, and then went shopping at the Christmas market. They planned to go to the bar for entertainment after shopping, but there were too many good things in the Christmas market, and there was Li Huan, a free laborer and part-timer. In the end, Li Huan hugged a big push of small toys, and finally had to take a taxi to send them home, and then went to the oldest court bar in Munich to kill time.
As Christmas is approaching, most of the locals go home to be with their families, and most of the bars are tourists and foreigners who work and study here.Li Huan walked in with three girls with different temperaments, which naturally attracted the attention of customers in the bar, but the guests in this bar are all used to the world, even if someone recognized Li Huan, no one came to disturb Li Huan private entertainment.
The four of them ordered four glasses of beer and chatted wildly, waiting for some performances in the bar after 9 o'clock.
Li Huan was smiling and telling jokes to the three girls when suddenly a Chinese in his early thirties came over with a wine glass not far from them, and said with a smile on his face: "I really didn't expect to meet our Chinese here." My idol, Mr. Li Huan, I have admired him for a long time, but I only wish I could not meet him, can I have a drink with you?"
This Chinese is not tall, and his body is a little bit middle-aged, but with short hair, he looks more energetic than ordinary fat people. He looks like a successful businessman, but his eyes are shrewd and fierce. Qi.
Li Huan looked at the Chinese, but his expression changed drastically, and he said coldly, "Your name is Liu Mingshan."
Liu Mingshan didn't expect Li Huan to know him, and he forgot Li Huan's cold expression in surprise, and hurriedly said, "That's right, that's right. I didn't expect a superstar like you to know my name. It's a great honor."
It really was him!Li Huan's heart was churning like a huge wave, and even with his concentration, he couldn't help clenching his teeth tightly. Everything that happened in his previous life rushed into his mind in an instant.The person in front of him was Liu Mingshan, the underground banker who conspired to kill him in his previous life.Li Huan had heard of his name a lot, but the two had only met once, that is, the meeting. Li Huan rejected the 50 check that Liu Mingshan gave him, and was hit and killed by someone Liu Mingshan sent a car after leaving the house.Although Li Huan doesn't know what's going on behind, but Li Huan believes that the real estate tycoon and underground gambling dealer who are covered by high-level people will never be implicated in this car accident. .It's really a narrow road for enemies, Li Huan thought to himself.
(End of this chapter)
Li Huan not only bought a bouquet of roses for Li Bing, but also bought a bouquet of orchids, lilies, and carnations for Chu Shengnan and Shen Yu. It seemed that something must have happened between the two of them.
"Tsk tsk, your face is radiant, is it nourished by love?" Chu Shengnan teased.
"Yes, Nan Nan, do you want to nourish yourself?" Li Bing countered.
Li Huan coughed, handed two bouquets of flowers to Shen Yu and Chu Shengnan, and said, "Merry Christmas, both of you."
Shen Yu put down the book, said thank you, and took it. Chu Shengnan took the flowers, but threw them on the sofa, and ran to rummage through the small Christmas gifts that Li Bing was holding. Li Bing saw that Chu Shengnan had snatched the one she had chosen. Chu Shengnan grabbed the model and lifted it high. Li Bing couldn't reach it, so he reached out and scratched Chu Shengnan's armpit. Chu Shengnan burst into laughter, and Li Bing took the windmill Grab it.
Li Huan couldn't help smiling and said to Shen Yu, "I never thought that Chu Shengnan would have such a childish side."
Shen Yu smiled meaningfully, and said, "So what you saw was only one side of her, but she is actually more childish than Xiaobing."
Li Huan smiled lightly, and said: "People are very complicated, and many people like to pretend to be someone else in front of the public."
Chu Shengnan was playing with Li Bing, and suddenly sneered, "Don't just shine on others like a flashlight, don't you just pretend?"
Li Huan smiled and said: "I didn't say I don't pretend, I always pretend to be a pervert."
Chu Shengnan and Li Bing were vomiting at the same time, and even Shen Yu couldn't help laughing and said, "Li Huan, do you still need to pretend to be a pervert?"
Chu Shengnan said: "Sister Yu said that he is a pervert and needs to pretend."
Li Huan said with a smile: "Well, even if I am a pervert, you have already lured the wolf into the house. Should I prepare some food for a hungry pervert?"
"If you die from starvation, you are doing harm to the people." Chu Shengnan said viciously.
Shen Yu said with a pun: "I'm really starving to death, I'm afraid someone will feel distressed."
Li Huan thought that Shen Yu was teasing Li Bing, and said, "With Xiaobing here, I won't starve to death."
"Today is the last day of the Christmas market. Let's go out for dinner, then go to the pedestrian street, and then go to the bar to have fun all night. Tomorrow, we will sleep in the daytime. At night, we will go to Notre Dame Church to spend Christmas Eve together, listening to hymns and band performances. . ..." Li Bing suddenly stopped talking, and said to Li Huan, "You just finished the game and took such a long flight, are you tired?"
Li Huan patted himself on the chest like a King Kong, and said, "If you feel tired, I will accompany you even for three days and three nights."
Chu Shengnan said: "Okay, the big money is here, so let's kill him."
Li Huan said with a smile: "I remember that the big money is used to get along, why is slaughtering popular again now?"
Chu Shengnan smiled sweetly and said, "The purpose of the sugar daddy is to get long-term meal tickets. Ours is only for a day, so there is no need to be close. You and this billionaire can't let us three poor poor students pay for it, right? Well, there are two of them, Xiaobing may have already approached."
Li Huan was terrified by Chu Shengnan's smile, and said, "Student Chu Shengnan, I think you should stop laughing like that, I'm not used to it."
Li Bing took Li Huan's arm and said: "What's the matter with getting close, Nan Nan, there is still a shoulder over there, why don't you get close too."
Chu Shengnan spat, and said, "I wouldn't be close to him even if I became a nun."
Li Huan said with a smile: "If you want to get a job, you have to compete for a job."
Shen Yu said: "Stop bickering, isn't Li Huan still hungry? Everyone, change your clothes and go out to eat. Today's temperature is minus six degrees, so wear thicker clothes."
Li Huan remembers Gu Long's famous saying that a man spends 60 years waiting for a woman in [-] years, five years waiting for a woman to change clothes, and five years waiting for a woman to take off her clothes.Under the rumbling stomach, Li Huan finally understood this sentence deeply.However, Master Gu's other sentence that a woman's grooming time must be proportional to her age has not been fulfilled.It was Shen Yu who got dressed up first.Li Huan looked at Shen Yu's gray coat and said, "I think a quiet girl like you should dress brighter, so that she looks more energetic and attracts more attention at night."
Shen Yu smiled, and said leisurely: "How come you have become so vulgar, I go out to relax, not to attract men's attention."
Li Huan said: "I was originally a common man, chasing fame and fortune, greedy for money and lustful."
Shen Yu shook her head, and suddenly said in a low voice: "Have you already decided to be with Li Bing? Have you figured out how to explain it to Li Jing?"
Li Huan smiled slightly and said: "One sheep is also led, and two sheep are also released. If you have too many debts, you don't have to worry about it, and if you have too many lice, you don't itch."
Shen Yu said: "If you love me, I would like men to love women. This is not a crime, but it violates the basic ethics of society."
Li Huan looked at Shen Yu's slightly thin face, and said: "Student Shen Yu, I think you are stupid in studying. Sex without love is immoral, and love without sex is also immoral. Moral The basic principle should not violate human nature. For example, if the two of us like each other, but ethics require us not to have sex, then this ethics is evil.”
Although Shen Yu was calm and rational, she was still a girl with a yellow flower who was passed down in China. She blushed when she heard Li Huan's blatant words, and said with a stampede: "You guy, please keep some morals. Fortunately, you are a football player, otherwise you must He's the head of a cult."
Seeing a rational and calm Master of Psychology being teased by him to look like a child, Li Huan couldn't help laughing, and said, "I am the head disciple of the Yin-Yang Harmony School."
At this time Li Bing and Chu Shengnan came out, and after some serious dressing up, the two girls looked even more beautiful and attractive. Seeing that the blush on Shen Yu's face was still there, Chu Shengnan couldn't help but said, "Sister Yu, is this pervert? Didn't you tease you while we were changing clothes?"
Shen Yu said lightly: "No, Li Huan just told a joke."
Li Bing was very interested, and said, "Sister Yu, what kind of joke is that? You laugh so hard."
Shen Yu said, "Ask him."
Li Bing immediately said to Li Huan: "What kind of joke is so funny, tell me quickly."
"It's meaningless to tell a joke twice." Li Huan almost didn't vomit blood. No wonder people say that smart women can't marry. They are too fucking difficult. How can he have any jokes? .
"Say it!"
"We listened to it for the first time. Of course it's interesting, and it's not to make you laugh."
Li Bing and Chu Shengnan were even more curious and urged.
Li Huan lived up to the reputation of the Chinese department as a pervert, and finally remembered a rather subtle joke, saying: "A large group of female students went to the farm for internships, and the farm teacher milked the cows. After the demonstration, I taught everyone to try it out for themselves. At this time, a The girl was very puzzled when she saw that others had squeezed half a tube and her own had only a little bit. The farmer came over and looked at it and said, "Student, you not only squeezed the wrong place, but also chose the wrong cow."
Both Li Bing and Chu Shengnan were top students of Peking University, and their minds were first-class and flexible. After listening to it, they immediately reacted, and their faces flushed immediately, and they laughed and scolded Li Huan for being full of dirty thoughts.
The four of them ate at the Chinese restaurant outside the rental house, and then went shopping at the Christmas market. They planned to go to the bar for entertainment after shopping, but there were too many good things in the Christmas market, and there was Li Huan, a free laborer and part-timer. In the end, Li Huan hugged a big push of small toys, and finally had to take a taxi to send them home, and then went to the oldest court bar in Munich to kill time.
As Christmas is approaching, most of the locals go home to be with their families, and most of the bars are tourists and foreigners who work and study here.Li Huan walked in with three girls with different temperaments, which naturally attracted the attention of customers in the bar, but the guests in this bar are all used to the world, even if someone recognized Li Huan, no one came to disturb Li Huan private entertainment.
The four of them ordered four glasses of beer and chatted wildly, waiting for some performances in the bar after 9 o'clock.
Li Huan was smiling and telling jokes to the three girls when suddenly a Chinese in his early thirties came over with a wine glass not far from them, and said with a smile on his face: "I really didn't expect to meet our Chinese here." My idol, Mr. Li Huan, I have admired him for a long time, but I only wish I could not meet him, can I have a drink with you?"
This Chinese is not tall, and his body is a little bit middle-aged, but with short hair, he looks more energetic than ordinary fat people. He looks like a successful businessman, but his eyes are shrewd and fierce. Qi.
Li Huan looked at the Chinese, but his expression changed drastically, and he said coldly, "Your name is Liu Mingshan."
Liu Mingshan didn't expect Li Huan to know him, and he forgot Li Huan's cold expression in surprise, and hurriedly said, "That's right, that's right. I didn't expect a superstar like you to know my name. It's a great honor."
It really was him!Li Huan's heart was churning like a huge wave, and even with his concentration, he couldn't help clenching his teeth tightly. Everything that happened in his previous life rushed into his mind in an instant.The person in front of him was Liu Mingshan, the underground banker who conspired to kill him in his previous life.Li Huan had heard of his name a lot, but the two had only met once, that is, the meeting. Li Huan rejected the 50 check that Liu Mingshan gave him, and was hit and killed by someone Liu Mingshan sent a car after leaving the house.Although Li Huan doesn't know what's going on behind, but Li Huan believes that the real estate tycoon and underground gambling dealer who are covered by high-level people will never be implicated in this car accident. .It's really a narrow road for enemies, Li Huan thought to himself.
(End of this chapter)
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