my relatives are a bit much
Chapter 1134 Absurd Father-Son Relationship
Chapter 1134 Absurd Father-Son Relationship
"Brother Pan, you have to help me with this matter. My child was lost by him. If I can't find it in time, then when I go back to save my wife, she will definitely beat me to death!"
From the bottom of his heart, Supreme Treasure does not believe that Tang Seng, who is older than himself, will be his and Bai Jingjing's child. Just by looking at his appearance, Tang Seng can be his father.
How can there be such an outrageous thing in the world?
Someone needs to believe it!
"Supreme Treasure, I just searched it with my spiritual consciousness. There is no child of yours within a hundred miles. If nothing unexpected happens, he may really be your child."
Pan Haodong was very sure that the Tang Seng in front of him was the baby yesterday, but this was really outrageous, and he didn't know how to make the Supreme Treasure believe it.
Just like the two girls Zixia and Chun Sanniang, they looked up and down, back and forth, left and right, looking carefully for a long time, and they couldn't believe that the baby last night was Tang Seng today.
If it was a monster, that would be easy to say, but the problem is, Tang Monk is not a monster!
this thing got...
"I don't believe it, I don't believe it..."
Zhizunbao covered his head with his hands and said hysterically.
He was mad.
But I can understand that if Pan Haodong encountered this, he would be very crazy.
"Father Wukong, Uncle Pan said that I am your son, why don't you still want to believe it?" Tang Monk walked up to the Supreme Treasure and said, "If you really can't believe it, we can shed blood to recognize our relationship! Uncle Pan , Aunt Pan and aunt can all testify that if your blood and mine cannot fuse together, you will think that I have eaten your child, how about beating me to death with a stick?"
Supreme Treasure: "..."
Tang Seng said solemnly: "Father Wukong, can you please say something!"
"Okay, let's confess blood, let's confess blood." Zhizun Bao gritted his teeth and accepted Tang Seng's proposal. If the other party can't prove that the other party is his child, blood confession is undoubtedly the most effective method.
Although this method was a complete joke to Pan Haodong, he did not intend to expose the Buddhist tricks, and Tang Seng was indeed reborn from Bai Jingjing's belly.
In this life, Tang Seng is indeed the child of the Supreme Treasure.
Fomen's trick is really perfect.
Now Tang Seng has become the child of Supreme Treasure, and there are monsters everywhere on Xitian Road, and there are many dangers. As long as Supreme Treasure does not want his child to die on the road, he must wear a magic spell and turn back into a monkey.
This move directly pushed the Supreme Treasure into a dead corner, and it was the general.
It is estimated that the script was changed temporarily.
After all, Zixia was abducted by Pan Haodong, and the suffering of Supreme Treasure was cut off. With the second sage of Buddhism not going to end, it would be useless for those great supernatural beings of Buddhism to come.
Changing the script is also a last resort.
It's just that this script makes people feel extremely ridiculous.
Chun Sanniang called a bowl of clear water and asked Zhizunbao and Tang Seng to recognize their relatives by dripping blood. The blood of the two dripped into the bowl and quickly fused together.
But this is the fact.
A fact that Supreme Treasure is unwilling to accept.
"How could this be?"
Supreme Treasure looked at the smiling, older child in front of him, and his heart was full of sadness.
What crime did he do to give birth to such a freak?
"Father Wukong, you should believe it now, right?"
"..."
Zhizunbao glanced at Tang Seng, didn't answer, turned around and left in despair.
After Tang Seng bid farewell to Pan Haodong and his party, he quickly caught up with the lost Supreme Treasure, and the 'father and son' drifted away and slowly disappeared into the distance.
Zixia withdrew her gaze, turned her head and said, "Sir, I don't think there is anything strange here, and something is a little unusual."
Chun Sanniang followed closely and said: "Young Madam, this matter is obviously caused by some people, and nine out of ten it is Buddhism. They are too hateful to plot against my junior sister."
"Learning scriptures from the Western Paradise is a general trend, and many people are making way for it. If you feel it's unfair, you can practice hard. When you become a Daluo in the future, Yama of the Ten Temples will give you face and let you find Bai Jingjing's reincarnation body."
Pan Haodong didn't want to destroy Journey to the West, he just wanted to complete the task of recognizing relatives and spend a few years in this world. Of course, all of this had the premise that the Buddhist sect would not provoke him. If he provoked him, that would be another matter.
From the current point of view, Buddhism is still considered sensible, and it has not calculated itself.
"It's not that easy for Da Luo, I'm not even a fairy now..." Chun Sanniang's current strength is still some distance away from becoming a fairy, and it is far inferior to the white lady who came down to repay her favor.
Because when the White Snake goes down the mountain, she is only one step away from becoming an immortal. After repaying her kindness and overcoming the calamity of love, she will be able to ascend to immortality immediately, but Chunsanniang...it is probably very difficult to have this opportunity.
But if she has sharp eyesight and knows how to cling to Pan Haodong's thigh, she will definitely have a lot to do in the future, becoming a fairy is just the beginning.
……
Leave Pansi Cave.
Zhizunbao, Tang Seng and his son walked into the dark from the morning, entered the boundary of Heifengling, and found a dilapidated inn in front of them, Tang Seng's eyes lit up immediately, and he said excitedly: "Father Wukong, we have a place to stay tonight."
Zhizunbao took a deep breath, suppressed his anger, and said, "Please don't call me daddy, I'm afraid I can't help but hit you."
"Alright, then I'll call you Wukong from now on."
Tang Seng didn't like this title very much. After all, he was Wukong's master before reincarnation. After reincarnation, he didn't have a normal human childhood. He grew up after sleeping. It is impossible to have a father-son relationship with Supreme Treasure.
"My name is Zhizunbao." Zhizunbao corrected.
"Wukong, in my previous life Tang Monk was your master, but after you and I were reincarnated, we became father and son. If you believe that you are the Supreme Treasure, then I can only be your child. I will always call you daddy."
Tang Seng's words are true. Calling Wukong is to inherit the relationship from the previous life. He is Monkey King's master, so he can call the other party Wukong, but if he is called Wukong Supreme Treasure, it is to maintain the relationship after reincarnation.
Then he can't be called that, he has to be called Zhizunbao Dad.
Unconsciously.
Tang Seng took the Supreme Treasure again.
As long as Supreme Treasure doesn't want to hear the title 'Father' or admit that Tang Seng is his son, he must accept the title 'Wukong' and be his son's disciple.
Wanting to understand the key point, Zhizun Baoqi's teeth were itchy, but he couldn't do anything with Tang Seng, so he had no choice but to say, "Call it whatever you like!"
"Wukong, there is someone in the station, let's go over and say hello."
"it is good."
Supreme Treasure lost his mind and said.
Tang Seng, who has the attribute of chatterbox, immediately stepped forward and said enthusiastically: "Brothers, good evening, it's so cold tonight, why don't you wear an extra dress? Little monk accidentally lost his way..."
One person said impatiently: "Flattery, go over there."
"Three buckles!"
Tang Monk thanked him, turned and walked to the Supreme Treasure, and said with a smile: "Wukong, we have a seat, and they gave us the stone platform. Are you hungry? Do you want to find some sweet potatoes to bake for you? "
"I'm not hungry, so don't be nagging."
"Oh, are you thirsty then? Shall I go find some water to drink?"
"Not thirsty, shut up."
"..."
(End of this chapter)
"Brother Pan, you have to help me with this matter. My child was lost by him. If I can't find it in time, then when I go back to save my wife, she will definitely beat me to death!"
From the bottom of his heart, Supreme Treasure does not believe that Tang Seng, who is older than himself, will be his and Bai Jingjing's child. Just by looking at his appearance, Tang Seng can be his father.
How can there be such an outrageous thing in the world?
Someone needs to believe it!
"Supreme Treasure, I just searched it with my spiritual consciousness. There is no child of yours within a hundred miles. If nothing unexpected happens, he may really be your child."
Pan Haodong was very sure that the Tang Seng in front of him was the baby yesterday, but this was really outrageous, and he didn't know how to make the Supreme Treasure believe it.
Just like the two girls Zixia and Chun Sanniang, they looked up and down, back and forth, left and right, looking carefully for a long time, and they couldn't believe that the baby last night was Tang Seng today.
If it was a monster, that would be easy to say, but the problem is, Tang Monk is not a monster!
this thing got...
"I don't believe it, I don't believe it..."
Zhizunbao covered his head with his hands and said hysterically.
He was mad.
But I can understand that if Pan Haodong encountered this, he would be very crazy.
"Father Wukong, Uncle Pan said that I am your son, why don't you still want to believe it?" Tang Monk walked up to the Supreme Treasure and said, "If you really can't believe it, we can shed blood to recognize our relationship! Uncle Pan , Aunt Pan and aunt can all testify that if your blood and mine cannot fuse together, you will think that I have eaten your child, how about beating me to death with a stick?"
Supreme Treasure: "..."
Tang Seng said solemnly: "Father Wukong, can you please say something!"
"Okay, let's confess blood, let's confess blood." Zhizun Bao gritted his teeth and accepted Tang Seng's proposal. If the other party can't prove that the other party is his child, blood confession is undoubtedly the most effective method.
Although this method was a complete joke to Pan Haodong, he did not intend to expose the Buddhist tricks, and Tang Seng was indeed reborn from Bai Jingjing's belly.
In this life, Tang Seng is indeed the child of the Supreme Treasure.
Fomen's trick is really perfect.
Now Tang Seng has become the child of Supreme Treasure, and there are monsters everywhere on Xitian Road, and there are many dangers. As long as Supreme Treasure does not want his child to die on the road, he must wear a magic spell and turn back into a monkey.
This move directly pushed the Supreme Treasure into a dead corner, and it was the general.
It is estimated that the script was changed temporarily.
After all, Zixia was abducted by Pan Haodong, and the suffering of Supreme Treasure was cut off. With the second sage of Buddhism not going to end, it would be useless for those great supernatural beings of Buddhism to come.
Changing the script is also a last resort.
It's just that this script makes people feel extremely ridiculous.
Chun Sanniang called a bowl of clear water and asked Zhizunbao and Tang Seng to recognize their relatives by dripping blood. The blood of the two dripped into the bowl and quickly fused together.
But this is the fact.
A fact that Supreme Treasure is unwilling to accept.
"How could this be?"
Supreme Treasure looked at the smiling, older child in front of him, and his heart was full of sadness.
What crime did he do to give birth to such a freak?
"Father Wukong, you should believe it now, right?"
"..."
Zhizunbao glanced at Tang Seng, didn't answer, turned around and left in despair.
After Tang Seng bid farewell to Pan Haodong and his party, he quickly caught up with the lost Supreme Treasure, and the 'father and son' drifted away and slowly disappeared into the distance.
Zixia withdrew her gaze, turned her head and said, "Sir, I don't think there is anything strange here, and something is a little unusual."
Chun Sanniang followed closely and said: "Young Madam, this matter is obviously caused by some people, and nine out of ten it is Buddhism. They are too hateful to plot against my junior sister."
"Learning scriptures from the Western Paradise is a general trend, and many people are making way for it. If you feel it's unfair, you can practice hard. When you become a Daluo in the future, Yama of the Ten Temples will give you face and let you find Bai Jingjing's reincarnation body."
Pan Haodong didn't want to destroy Journey to the West, he just wanted to complete the task of recognizing relatives and spend a few years in this world. Of course, all of this had the premise that the Buddhist sect would not provoke him. If he provoked him, that would be another matter.
From the current point of view, Buddhism is still considered sensible, and it has not calculated itself.
"It's not that easy for Da Luo, I'm not even a fairy now..." Chun Sanniang's current strength is still some distance away from becoming a fairy, and it is far inferior to the white lady who came down to repay her favor.
Because when the White Snake goes down the mountain, she is only one step away from becoming an immortal. After repaying her kindness and overcoming the calamity of love, she will be able to ascend to immortality immediately, but Chunsanniang...it is probably very difficult to have this opportunity.
But if she has sharp eyesight and knows how to cling to Pan Haodong's thigh, she will definitely have a lot to do in the future, becoming a fairy is just the beginning.
……
Leave Pansi Cave.
Zhizunbao, Tang Seng and his son walked into the dark from the morning, entered the boundary of Heifengling, and found a dilapidated inn in front of them, Tang Seng's eyes lit up immediately, and he said excitedly: "Father Wukong, we have a place to stay tonight."
Zhizunbao took a deep breath, suppressed his anger, and said, "Please don't call me daddy, I'm afraid I can't help but hit you."
"Alright, then I'll call you Wukong from now on."
Tang Seng didn't like this title very much. After all, he was Wukong's master before reincarnation. After reincarnation, he didn't have a normal human childhood. He grew up after sleeping. It is impossible to have a father-son relationship with Supreme Treasure.
"My name is Zhizunbao." Zhizunbao corrected.
"Wukong, in my previous life Tang Monk was your master, but after you and I were reincarnated, we became father and son. If you believe that you are the Supreme Treasure, then I can only be your child. I will always call you daddy."
Tang Seng's words are true. Calling Wukong is to inherit the relationship from the previous life. He is Monkey King's master, so he can call the other party Wukong, but if he is called Wukong Supreme Treasure, it is to maintain the relationship after reincarnation.
Then he can't be called that, he has to be called Zhizunbao Dad.
Unconsciously.
Tang Seng took the Supreme Treasure again.
As long as Supreme Treasure doesn't want to hear the title 'Father' or admit that Tang Seng is his son, he must accept the title 'Wukong' and be his son's disciple.
Wanting to understand the key point, Zhizun Baoqi's teeth were itchy, but he couldn't do anything with Tang Seng, so he had no choice but to say, "Call it whatever you like!"
"Wukong, there is someone in the station, let's go over and say hello."
"it is good."
Supreme Treasure lost his mind and said.
Tang Seng, who has the attribute of chatterbox, immediately stepped forward and said enthusiastically: "Brothers, good evening, it's so cold tonight, why don't you wear an extra dress? Little monk accidentally lost his way..."
One person said impatiently: "Flattery, go over there."
"Three buckles!"
Tang Monk thanked him, turned and walked to the Supreme Treasure, and said with a smile: "Wukong, we have a seat, and they gave us the stone platform. Are you hungry? Do you want to find some sweet potatoes to bake for you? "
"I'm not hungry, so don't be nagging."
"Oh, are you thirsty then? Shall I go find some water to drink?"
"Not thirsty, shut up."
"..."
(End of this chapter)
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