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Chapter 1158 Stinky Tofu Takeaway from Xianyang Palace
Chapter 1158 Stinky Tofu Takeaway from Xianyang Palace
A few years later.
Canglan world.
The little white snake who followed Bai Suzhen to practice for one year has grown into a huge white snake with a body length of more than 30 meters and the thickness of a bucket. There are two small bumps on the top of the head. A work of art that craftsmen spend their entire lives creating.
"noob."
One day, Xiaobai was playing in a grassland in the fairy world. Her savior Pan Haodong, accompanied by Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing, came to her.
"Master, master, uncle..."
Xiaobai transformed into a petite and exquisite little lolita, walked up to the three of them and shouted.
Regardless of her age.
But the appearance of a seven or eight-year-old loli actually has a bit of the charm of a white lady.
"Hey, you're so cute, let the uncle give you a hug."
Xiaoqing opened her arms, embraced the petite and exquisite Xiaobai, and pressed him against her chest. Although Xiaobai was a little panicked, she didn't resist.
Obviously already used to Xiaoqing's intimacy.
Bai Suzhen rubbed Xiaobai's long hair, and said with a spoiled expression: "Master, Xiaobai has passed through my conditions. In just one year, Xiaobai has a thousand years of magic power. He is only one step away from becoming an immortal. Next It's not something that can be improved through pure cultivation, you can take her out to travel around the world of mortals in a while!"
"Okay~~"
Pan Haodong nodded.
Xiaoqing interjected: "Xiaobai is also naughty sometimes, how about I go out to accompany you?"
Pan Haodong clasped Bai Suzhen's ten fingers tightly with one hand, pinched Xiaobai's little face with the other, and said to Xiaoqing at the same time, "Aren't you going to retreat and attack the quasi-sage realm?"
"It's not that easy for a quasi-sage. It's good to go out for a walk. When I have a new understanding, it won't be too late to come back to retreat." Xiaoqing's words are true. It's really that easy for a quasi-sage. Pan Haodong's woman, too. Not only the three Guanyin sisters, Li Qiushui, You Ji and Bai Suzhen have stepped into this realm.
After all, his talent for women is not bad.
Pan Haodong turned around and asked, "My lady, do you want to come with us?"
Bai Suzhen shook her head and said with a smile: "I won't go. I have taught Xiaobai for 60 years, and I have already developed a serious habit. If I want to go together, it will be difficult for the girl to let go."
"Master, I don't, so don't talk nonsense."
Xiao Bai repeatedly shook his head to quibble, but with a pair of smart eyes, he never dared to look at Bai Suzhen. It was not because of fear, but because the disciple was more or less cautious in front of the master.
"Don't even dare to look at Master, why don't you say no?"
Bai Suzhen said unhappily.
Seeing that Xiaobai didn't dare to answer, she lowered her head, she turned her head and looked at Pan Haodong: "Sister, my sisters miss you very much, take Xiaobai out on a trip, it's okay to be late for a year or two, stay with everyone!"
"That's exactly what I mean."
Pan Haodong came in this time to deepen his relationship with the girls, so naturally he would not leave in a hurry.
So ever.
In the next few years, the gourmet Dongjun in "Legend of the New White Snake" disappeared, and princes and princes from all walks of life inquired about him all the time, eager to eat a bowl of ecstasy.
Or, any food cooked by Dongjun.
Some people say that gourmet Dongjun, like Confucius, Zhuangzi and others, has attained the Tao and became a fairy, and is among the immortals.It is also said that Dongjun lived in seclusion in a certain place and devoted himself to the study of food.
Each expresses his views and debates endlessly.
It was not until King Qin Yingzheng unified the six kingdoms, pacified Baiyue in the south, attacked the Xiongnu in the north, and established the emperor system that the external debates subsided.Because after the unification of the Qin Dynasty, he implemented a high-pressure policy and implemented the Three Gongs and Nine Ministers in the central government to manage national affairs; he abolished the feudal system at the local level and replaced it with the county system; at the same time, the books were written in the same text, the carriages were tracked, and the currency, weights and measures were unified.
The most important point is that the King of Qin burned books and robbed Confucian scholars, and provoked many scholars, so he was hailed as a tyrant. The construction of the Great Wall used nearly a million laborers, one-twentieth of the total population of the country.
All of a sudden, it caused anger and resentment. Naturally, not many people discussed whether the gourmet should ascend or live in seclusion.
……
Xianyang, the capital of the Qin Dynasty.
Since the Qin Dynasty unified the world, Xianyang has become an economic center. Countless princes, nobles, merchants and common people of the Qin Dynasty gathered here. Business came and went, creating a prosperous scene.
On this day, a pink and jade-like little loli held a big hand as white as jade and walked on the crowded street, with excitement on her face.
"Master, where are we going?"
"Go to set up a stall outside Xianyang Palace, selling fried stinky tofu."
Hearing the man's reply, the little Lolita's eyes lit up immediately, and she said excitedly: "Wow, wah, fried stinky tofu is the best!"
"You little glutton."
The man rubbed the little loli's head affectionately.
He is the gourmet Dong Jun who has disappeared for several years. This time he came out of the mountain mainly to take the loli version of the white lady to travel around the world. Xiaoqing originally wanted to follow.
However, Pan Haodong has been in the Canglan world for several years, and usually he is either practicing double cultivation with the girls or preaching. Xiaoqing has already fallen into an epiphany with Rong Yuyi, Jin Yanzi, Chang'e and others. Can he step into the holy world? The environment is hard to say, but the cultivation base must be improved.
So, this time it was only him and Xiaobai, there was no third person to accompany them.
Most of Mr. Pan's daughter-in-law and maids stayed in the Canglan World, Zixia Qingxia and Chunsanniang who met in the previous world were also there, and the Big Talk World had no nostalgia for them at all.
Except Zhizunbao, Bai Jingjing and Xiao Tiantian, no one cared, so they followed.
Soon.
Near Xianyang Palace, a foul smell began to waft.
Immediately afterwards, there was a loud shout.
"Take a look. The freshly fried stinky tofu is smelly, fragrant and delicious. Don't miss it when you pass by."
Pan Haodong stood in front of the stall, frying stinky tofu and shouting.
However, the pedestrians who came and went did not stop at all, and all of them covered their noses and fled here.
The stench of stinky tofu attracted the guard of Xianyang Palace. He led a group of soldiers to the stall, pinched his nose and said in distaste: "Go, go, don't stay here, we will collide soon." Your lord, you must be able to walk around without food."
"Is it illegal to set up a stall here?"
Pan Haodong asked with interest.
"There are no clear rules, but your stuff is so smelly that it's unappetizing. Isn't selling stinky tofu intentionally harmful?" The guard frowned and said, "I'm in a good mood now, so I don't bother to argue with you. leave here."
"What if I don't leave?" Pan Haodong deliberately provoked.
"Don't go?"
The guard's eyes were cold.
However, just when the guard was about to get mad, there was movement at the gate of Xianyang Palace. When everyone looked back, they saw a group of black-armored guards guarding several carriages leaving the palace.
"Huh~~"
Qin Shihuang Yingzheng, who was sitting in the carriage, smelled the smell of stinky tofu, opened the curtain of the car, and found Pan Haodong who was provoking the guard, his pupils shrank slightly.
"stop."
Qin Shihuang called to stop the entourage and got out of the carriage.
Seeing this scene, the guard turned his head and said, "You guys are miserable!"
(End of this chapter)
A few years later.
Canglan world.
The little white snake who followed Bai Suzhen to practice for one year has grown into a huge white snake with a body length of more than 30 meters and the thickness of a bucket. There are two small bumps on the top of the head. A work of art that craftsmen spend their entire lives creating.
"noob."
One day, Xiaobai was playing in a grassland in the fairy world. Her savior Pan Haodong, accompanied by Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing, came to her.
"Master, master, uncle..."
Xiaobai transformed into a petite and exquisite little lolita, walked up to the three of them and shouted.
Regardless of her age.
But the appearance of a seven or eight-year-old loli actually has a bit of the charm of a white lady.
"Hey, you're so cute, let the uncle give you a hug."
Xiaoqing opened her arms, embraced the petite and exquisite Xiaobai, and pressed him against her chest. Although Xiaobai was a little panicked, she didn't resist.
Obviously already used to Xiaoqing's intimacy.
Bai Suzhen rubbed Xiaobai's long hair, and said with a spoiled expression: "Master, Xiaobai has passed through my conditions. In just one year, Xiaobai has a thousand years of magic power. He is only one step away from becoming an immortal. Next It's not something that can be improved through pure cultivation, you can take her out to travel around the world of mortals in a while!"
"Okay~~"
Pan Haodong nodded.
Xiaoqing interjected: "Xiaobai is also naughty sometimes, how about I go out to accompany you?"
Pan Haodong clasped Bai Suzhen's ten fingers tightly with one hand, pinched Xiaobai's little face with the other, and said to Xiaoqing at the same time, "Aren't you going to retreat and attack the quasi-sage realm?"
"It's not that easy for a quasi-sage. It's good to go out for a walk. When I have a new understanding, it won't be too late to come back to retreat." Xiaoqing's words are true. It's really that easy for a quasi-sage. Pan Haodong's woman, too. Not only the three Guanyin sisters, Li Qiushui, You Ji and Bai Suzhen have stepped into this realm.
After all, his talent for women is not bad.
Pan Haodong turned around and asked, "My lady, do you want to come with us?"
Bai Suzhen shook her head and said with a smile: "I won't go. I have taught Xiaobai for 60 years, and I have already developed a serious habit. If I want to go together, it will be difficult for the girl to let go."
"Master, I don't, so don't talk nonsense."
Xiao Bai repeatedly shook his head to quibble, but with a pair of smart eyes, he never dared to look at Bai Suzhen. It was not because of fear, but because the disciple was more or less cautious in front of the master.
"Don't even dare to look at Master, why don't you say no?"
Bai Suzhen said unhappily.
Seeing that Xiaobai didn't dare to answer, she lowered her head, she turned her head and looked at Pan Haodong: "Sister, my sisters miss you very much, take Xiaobai out on a trip, it's okay to be late for a year or two, stay with everyone!"
"That's exactly what I mean."
Pan Haodong came in this time to deepen his relationship with the girls, so naturally he would not leave in a hurry.
So ever.
In the next few years, the gourmet Dongjun in "Legend of the New White Snake" disappeared, and princes and princes from all walks of life inquired about him all the time, eager to eat a bowl of ecstasy.
Or, any food cooked by Dongjun.
Some people say that gourmet Dongjun, like Confucius, Zhuangzi and others, has attained the Tao and became a fairy, and is among the immortals.It is also said that Dongjun lived in seclusion in a certain place and devoted himself to the study of food.
Each expresses his views and debates endlessly.
It was not until King Qin Yingzheng unified the six kingdoms, pacified Baiyue in the south, attacked the Xiongnu in the north, and established the emperor system that the external debates subsided.Because after the unification of the Qin Dynasty, he implemented a high-pressure policy and implemented the Three Gongs and Nine Ministers in the central government to manage national affairs; he abolished the feudal system at the local level and replaced it with the county system; at the same time, the books were written in the same text, the carriages were tracked, and the currency, weights and measures were unified.
The most important point is that the King of Qin burned books and robbed Confucian scholars, and provoked many scholars, so he was hailed as a tyrant. The construction of the Great Wall used nearly a million laborers, one-twentieth of the total population of the country.
All of a sudden, it caused anger and resentment. Naturally, not many people discussed whether the gourmet should ascend or live in seclusion.
……
Xianyang, the capital of the Qin Dynasty.
Since the Qin Dynasty unified the world, Xianyang has become an economic center. Countless princes, nobles, merchants and common people of the Qin Dynasty gathered here. Business came and went, creating a prosperous scene.
On this day, a pink and jade-like little loli held a big hand as white as jade and walked on the crowded street, with excitement on her face.
"Master, where are we going?"
"Go to set up a stall outside Xianyang Palace, selling fried stinky tofu."
Hearing the man's reply, the little Lolita's eyes lit up immediately, and she said excitedly: "Wow, wah, fried stinky tofu is the best!"
"You little glutton."
The man rubbed the little loli's head affectionately.
He is the gourmet Dong Jun who has disappeared for several years. This time he came out of the mountain mainly to take the loli version of the white lady to travel around the world. Xiaoqing originally wanted to follow.
However, Pan Haodong has been in the Canglan world for several years, and usually he is either practicing double cultivation with the girls or preaching. Xiaoqing has already fallen into an epiphany with Rong Yuyi, Jin Yanzi, Chang'e and others. Can he step into the holy world? The environment is hard to say, but the cultivation base must be improved.
So, this time it was only him and Xiaobai, there was no third person to accompany them.
Most of Mr. Pan's daughter-in-law and maids stayed in the Canglan World, Zixia Qingxia and Chunsanniang who met in the previous world were also there, and the Big Talk World had no nostalgia for them at all.
Except Zhizunbao, Bai Jingjing and Xiao Tiantian, no one cared, so they followed.
Soon.
Near Xianyang Palace, a foul smell began to waft.
Immediately afterwards, there was a loud shout.
"Take a look. The freshly fried stinky tofu is smelly, fragrant and delicious. Don't miss it when you pass by."
Pan Haodong stood in front of the stall, frying stinky tofu and shouting.
However, the pedestrians who came and went did not stop at all, and all of them covered their noses and fled here.
The stench of stinky tofu attracted the guard of Xianyang Palace. He led a group of soldiers to the stall, pinched his nose and said in distaste: "Go, go, don't stay here, we will collide soon." Your lord, you must be able to walk around without food."
"Is it illegal to set up a stall here?"
Pan Haodong asked with interest.
"There are no clear rules, but your stuff is so smelly that it's unappetizing. Isn't selling stinky tofu intentionally harmful?" The guard frowned and said, "I'm in a good mood now, so I don't bother to argue with you. leave here."
"What if I don't leave?" Pan Haodong deliberately provoked.
"Don't go?"
The guard's eyes were cold.
However, just when the guard was about to get mad, there was movement at the gate of Xianyang Palace. When everyone looked back, they saw a group of black-armored guards guarding several carriages leaving the palace.
"Huh~~"
Qin Shihuang Yingzheng, who was sitting in the carriage, smelled the smell of stinky tofu, opened the curtain of the car, and found Pan Haodong who was provoking the guard, his pupils shrank slightly.
"stop."
Qin Shihuang called to stop the entourage and got out of the carriage.
Seeing this scene, the guard turned his head and said, "You guys are miserable!"
(End of this chapter)
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