my relatives are a bit much

Chapter 281 Money is not a problem

"Crack...click..."

The royal zombie struggled for less than half a minute, and something terrifying happened.

The spine broken by Pan Haodong's violent trampling unexpectedly reset to its original state amidst the zombie's strange trembling, Qianhe, Simu and others felt chills in their hearts.

"Heh, I'm quite capable!"

Pan Haodong became interested. If the Royal Zombie was defeated in one move, it would be too challenging.

That's fine.

Patience is the only way to make people enjoyable!

"Master nephew, corpse energy can restore the injuries of zombies. If you want to completely kill the zombies, you can only use fire. Otherwise, even if you beat the royal zombie into a pile of mud, it will slowly recover."

The four-eyed priest reminded him.

He has dealt with corpses all year round, and he has the most right to speak in this regard, and what he says is based on experience.

"It's simple, just find someone to suck out the corpse's breath, and then set it on fire..."

The royal zombie retains a certain amount of intelligence. Hearing that Pan Haodong wanted someone to suck the breath out of his corpse and set himself on fire, he turned around and ran into the woods in fright.

Unfortunately, the speed is too slow.

The next moment, the zombie was caught up by Pan Haodong, who grabbed his collar and dragged him back.

The zombie who showed great power when it came out of the coffin before, is now like a girl who has been abused, not daring to resist in the slightest, allowing Pan Haodong to poke round and pinch...

"Oh!"

The zombie's head was raised, and a few rotten teeth flew out of its mouth.

"Crack!"

One of the zombie's arms drooped.

"Boom~~"

"When~~"

"Nick it!"

In less than 2 minutes, the Royal Zombie was beaten so badly by Pan Haodong, his hands were violently broken, his spine was broken into seven or eight sections, only a few rotten teeth remained in his mouth, and his left leg was violently torn off by someone...

The originally bright and bright royal zombies are now three points worse than beggars.

Simu, Qianhe and others unanimously felt sympathy for the royal zombies.

The little prince and Wu Shilang, who were peeking from the tent, looked at Pan Haodong with fear in their eyes, and the four guards outside the tent didn't even have the courage to look at Pan Haodong.

The soldiers were hiding far away, and many of them were frightened to the point of peeing!

"Nephew Pan Xian, stop fighting!"

The kind-hearted master Yixiu stepped forward to persuade him: "This zombie has been crippled, and it will definitely not be able to stand up and harm people in a short time. You go back to rest first, and Simu and I will stay and help find wood to burn. it."

"Alright, then I'll go back first."

Pan Haodong turned around and took a few steps, then stopped suddenly, feeling that tearing off one leg of the zombie was not safe enough, so he tore off the other leg of the royal zombie in front of Master Yixiu.

Throw the zombie legs aside casually.

Pan Haodong clapped his hands, turned around and said, "It's safe now."

"..."

Master Yixiu had black lines on his face.

Before leaving, I want to tear off the other leg of the zombie. Do you want to be so rough?

So brutal!

"You two uncles, I had a fight just now, and I'm a little tired, so I'll go back first..."

Before Pan Haodong could finish speaking, Daoist Qianhe interrupted: "Senior nephew, please go ahead! There are me and senior brother, as well as Master Yixiu, there will definitely be no problems. You can rest assured and go back to rest."

I have to quickly invite my nephew back.

Otherwise, the nephew feels that the beating is not enough, and they will beat the zombie again, and they will have to pick up the corpse piece by piece, and piece together the little prince's uncle!
It's so dark.

If you accidentally miss a piece and it is eaten by the mountain spirit wild monster, and accidentally create a vicious thing, it will be a big sin.

Watching Pan Haodong leave, Priest Qianhe turned his head and said, "Brother, what is the origin of my nephew?"

The four-eyed priest sighed and said: "I'm not very clear, I only know that Adong is the son of the second senior brother's sworn brother Pan Shuai. He has been different from ordinary people since he was a child. , The zombies that can be beaten by fists and kicks alone can't find Bei."

"Amitabha!"

Master Yixiu stepped forward and interjected: "Nephew Pan is in Buddha nature, so maybe he is the reincarnation of Arhat."

The Taoist priest with four eyes became angry in an instant, and said angrily: "What Arhat is reincarnated? Don't put gold on your face, even if Ah Dong is the reincarnation of a god, it is our Taoist god. What does it have to do with Buddhism?"

"Master, although my senior brother's words are not pleasant, they are true. Don't say anything similar to yours in the future."

Out of respect for Master Yixiu, Taoist Master Qianhe did not get angry, but his tone was a bit cold. It was related to the origin of the Maoshan disciples, and Master Yixiu could not be allowed to talk nonsense.

The Buddhist sect is best at poaching people. If they don't take strict precautions, their nephew might be poached by Master Yixiu when they go back.

"..."

Master Yixiu was silent.

It is true that Pan Haodong possesses Buddha nature, but the other party not only has Buddha nature, but also has a strong scholarly aura, and is in a noble and upright spirit. If it is because of a little Buddha nature, it is indeed a bit far-fetched to think that the other party is the reincarnation of Arhat.

"Little prince, little prince..."

Daoist Qianhe skipped Master Yixiu and walked towards the tent where the young prince was staying. The royal zombies still needed to be dealt with, so he didn't have time to talk nonsense with Master Yixiu.

"what happened?"

Wu Shilang took the little prince out of the tent.

Daoist Qianhe said: "The zombies are so vicious that they want to get out of the coffin to suck blood. If the senior brothers didn't worry about it and came to help, the place is already full of corpses. I suggest cremating them on the spot to prevent the zombies from continuing to harm people."

"No."

Wu Shilang sternly retorted: "Even if the little prince's uncle is a zombie, it's not you mud legs. You can dispose of it casually. It must be transported to Beijing and handed over to the emperor."

Upon hearing this, Taoist Priest Four Eyes immediately rolled up his sleeves and angrily stepped forward and asked, "Who do you think is a mud-legged person?"

"Speaking of you, what's the matter?"

Wu Shilang proudly puffed up his chest, and the murderer who beat up the zombies went back. The four eyes and Yixiu who were left behind were not so deterrent, so what if the four eyes rolled up their sleeves?

He Wu Shilang was not scared at all, but wanted to laugh a little.

Zombies, they can't deal with them.But they have a lot of ways to deal with people.

The knives and guns in the guards are not decorations.

"You~~"

"Brother, don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive."

Daoist Qianhe held down the distraught Daoist with four eyes, and said, "My lord, Uncle Ling is no longer a human being, but a zombie with no humanity. If he is not cremated on the spot, if we make any mistakes on the way to Beijing, It will be a waste of life, and the sin is not something we can afford!"

"Master Dao, I understand your difficulties, but I also have my own. I hope you can understand."

The little prince said politely: "Master, the body of the uncle must be transported to Beijing, but the safety issue cannot be ignored. We can ask the priest who has just surrendered the uncle to escort the body of the uncle to Beijing. Money is not a problem, I hope the Taoist priest can help to make peace."

"This……"

Priest Qianhe frowned.

The safety issue they were worried about was really not a problem in front of their nephew.

It's just that not everyone is willing to work for the outdated royal family. He is really not sure about asking his nephew to transport zombies to Beijing.

(End of this chapter)