my relatives are a bit much

Chapter 474 The meaning of 300 yuan

evening.

At the entrance of Pan Daxian's Supernatural Office, Ah Xing, who had shorts on his lower body and a short floral top on his upper body, kept beating on the doors and windows, his face full of panic.

"Bang bang bang!"

"Bang bang bang!"

"..."

Ah Xing continued to shoot for a few minutes, but still didn't want to stop.

"Hey~~ stop, if you knock on the door again, you will blow it away."

Suddenly there was a shout from behind.

A Xing was startled, and quickly looked back.

He saw a handsome man holding a box of egg waffles in his hand, looking at himself while eating.

"Fuck, you're even more handsome than me, it's unreasonable!"

"Not bad, a bit discerning."

Pan Haodong smiled and patted Ah Xing's shoulder: "I appreciate you, and I will give you a [-]% discount soon."

Ah Xing exclaimed: "You are Pan Daxian?"

Pan Haodong took out the key, opened the door and said, "Why, doesn't it look like it?"

"too young."

In Ah Xing's impression, capable masters are usually in their [-]s or [-]s, with beards, white hair and childlike face. A young ghost-catching master like Pan Haodong gives people the first impression that they are unreliable.

Walking into the office, Pan Haodong put down the egg waffle, poured a glass of water for Ah Xing, and said: "There is no priority in learning, and the master is the teacher. Don't you also become a senior police officer at a young age and win the Silver Flute Award?" Graduate!"

Ah Xing was so praised that he couldn't find Bei, and said triumphantly, "Even my graduation with the Silver Flute Award can tell that I really have some skills, and I'm beginning to believe in you."

"If you don't have the skills, how can you dare to open a supernatural agency?"

Pan Haodong sat across from Ah Xing, picked up an egg waffle with chopsticks and put it in his mouth; "Tell me, where is the ghost?"

"I didn't say anything, how do you know I've hit a ghost?"

Ah Xing was dumbfounded, and even forgot to drink water, this is amazing!

Pan Haodong looked at Ah Xing as if he were looking at a fool: "I've been banging on the door for so long. I'm either encountering a ghost or an evil spirit. Why should I ask?"

"..."

Ah Xing shut himself up.

ton ton ton~~
Finish with a large glass of water.

Axing just said: "Pan Daxian, the ghost is in my dormitory. I was so scared by him that I ran out without even wearing pants. Can you help me send him down?"

"One hundred thousand."

Pan Haodong spread out a hand.

Ah Xing looked confused; "What hundred thousand?"

Pan Haodong said speechlessly: "Where is the money!"

"So expensive?" Ah Xing was shocked.

It costs 10 yuan to catch ghosts. With so much money, he moved away early.

How can there be a need to rob a house with a ghost?
"It's expensive, but it's worth it if I sell it."

After a pause, Pan Haodong smiled and said, "Because you look a lot like my cousin, I'll give you a 8% discount, [-] yuan, and you'll be able to hire me."

"Your cousin is as handsome as me?"

Ah Xing rubbed his chin, he was very confident in his appearance, except for Pan Haodong, everyone who could fight outside.

Pan Haodong complained: "You are so bad, my cousin is much more handsome than you."

"I don't believe it, unless you compare it with the photos." Ah Xing will never admit that he looks bad, even if he encounters ghosts at home.

Snapped!
Pan Haodong took a photo.

Ah Xing took a look in his hand, then slapped Pan Haodong with the photo, and said with a smile: "Death, why are you secretly photographing me? You don't have a crush on me, do you?"

"..."

Pan Haodong said helplessly, "Please read the whole photo before talking."

"Just look at it...Wow, what a beautiful girl. Who is this? Why can't I remember?"

Seeing the woman in the photo, Axing drooled with excitement. He Min, who wears glasses to teach, is intellectual, gentle, and plump. Her lethality to men is +50%, making her more than twice as charming as when she opened a bar.

"I want to eat you! Bring it!"

Pan Haodong took back the photo and said speechlessly: "This is my sister-in-law, you are such a bad person, you dare to think of my sister-in-law, you are looking for death!"

Ah Xing didn't care at all, and said meanly: "Pan Daxian, you can't say that. You see, I look so similar to your cousin, which proves that I have a destiny with you. Maybe we are brothers who have been separated for many years. This remuneration... Do you think it can't be reduced, it's not as good as 300 yuan?"

"The door is over there."

Pan Haodong pointed to the door.

"All right!"

Ah Xing opened his wallet, found 3250 yuan, and then took back 250. He said helplessly, "I only have so much. See how much you can help me?"

"2000, help you negotiate and let ghosts live in peace with you."

Pan Haodong picked up the three thousand and counted away two thousand. Just when Ah Xing had one thousand left to return to himself, he took away another five hundred and said, "These five hundred are for you to draw an amulet, which can protect you for three days." Be safe, remember that getting wet is useless."

After casually returning the remaining five hundred to Ah Xing, Pan Haodong returned to his desk, tore off a page of account book paper, picked up his pen and studied ink, and drew a peace charm with his pen.

"Damn, you are too fake!"

Ah Xing said angrily.

To fool people, at least get a piece of yellow paper, cut it into long strips, and draw it with cinnabar!
Draw amulets directly with ledger paper, bullying honest people, right?

"It seems that I won't let you see it. You don't know how powerful I am... Come with me!"

Pan Haodong put the talisman into his pocket, snapped his fingers at A Xing, turned around and walked out of the supernatural office, leading A Xing to a crossroad.

"Daxian, what did you bring me here for?"

"Seven days ago, there was a traffic accident at this intersection. An old man was hit by a car and flew away, and died under the electric pole. Here~~ it's the one you supported. He is now below, waiting for his relatives to sacrifice."

Hearing Pan Haodong's words, Ah Xing trembled with fright, jumped to the side like flying, and said in shock: "Real or false?"

Pan Haodong took out two grapefruit leaves out of thin air, and said, "Wipe your eyes with a grapefruit leaf, and you will be able to see the old man. Before you open your eyes, remember to be mentally prepared. Ghosts who are hit to death are usually more terrifying."

"... Gulu!"

Ah Xing swallowed his saliva, and said in fear: "Is it okay not to look at it?"

Pan Haodong said seriously: "Of course not. If you don't open your eyes and see, how do you know how powerful I am? Hold the amulet. As long as it's there, ghosts will never come near you."

"Okay, okay!"

Although he was full of fear, in order not to be deceived, Ah Xing followed Pan Haodong's instructions and wiped his eyes with grapefruit leaves, the moment he opened his eyes.

His calf began to tremble uncontrollably.

Nima, what a ghost!

too horrible!
The head is split!
Looking at the old man who was stuck under the telephone pole, his head was covered with blood, and the ulna in his right hand was broken. It was obviously a hot day, but Ah Xing felt a biting chill, and instinctively hugged Pan Haodong's hand.

"Da, Daxian, I, I... I'm afraid!"

"What are you afraid of, there is an amulet!"

Pan Haodong pushed Ah Xing away with a slap, and by coincidence, he pushed him under the electric pole, and came into close contact with the ghost of the old man who was killed.

However, before Ah Xing could react, the ledger paper in Ah Xing's hand erupted with a white light, sending the old ghost into the distance.

Ah Xing's eyes lit up immediately, he clenched the amulet tightly, and approached the old ghost meanly, preparing to verify the amulet many times.

Just before he took two steps, he was dragged back by Pan Haodong.

"He didn't offend you, don't mess around, be careful to give birth to a son without an asshole."

"I'm sorry. Daxian, I was wrong."

(End of this chapter)