my relatives are a bit much

Chapter 621 This guy is probably not a fool!
"Miss, wait a minute~~"

Seeing that Monk Sha was about to be beaten to death by Duan Xiaoxiao, Chen Xuanzang, who was hung on the water tower, struggled and twisted off the hemp rope on his wrist. : "Miss, stop, stop, you will kill him if you hit him again. Killing can't solve the problem, why don't you give me a chance and try to awaken his truth, kindness and beauty?"

"What did you say?"

"True~~good~~beautiful?"

"Hahaha... It's so funny. He is a fish monster and has eaten so many people. You actually told me that you want to awaken his truth, goodness and beauty. Are you kidding me?"

Duan Xiaoxiao laughed out loud.

Monk Sha hurriedly crawled away, but unfortunately the way down the river was already blocked by angry fishermen, some were holding knives, some were holding harpoons, the angry eyes of each one wanted to tear him to pieces.

There is no retreat, no escape.

The naked Monk Sha covered his bleeding crotch, his face ashen.

"Son, child, why are you so bad..."

Taking advantage of Duan Xiaoxiao's belly laugh, Chen Xuanzang took out a gourd-shaped musical instrument and stirred it up, while singing one of the three hundred nursery rhymes affectionately.

The singing is very devoted, and the performance is also very sincere.

Unfortunately, the wrong target was chosen.

If there is a child or a group of children on the opposite side, you may be able to listen to it with gusto, but listening to the nursery rhyme is Monk Sha, the fish demon who has eaten many people just now!
This is something to do.

Singing nursery rhymes to Monk Sha is equivalent to playing the piano to cows.

Chen Xuanzang, who was immersed in singing children's songs, did not realize that Monk Sha, who was constipated when he suppressed his anger, was already murderous. No matter which way Monk Sha tilted his head, he would follow him.

The surrounding fishermen looked at each other in blank dismay.

I'm afraid this guy is not a fool, is he?
Monk Sha avoided looking at Chen Xuanzang several times, but Chen Xuanzang still refused to let go. About half a minute later, Monk Sha finally couldn't contain his anger, raised his fist, and hit Chen Xuanzang hard on the face.

boom!
boom!
boom!
The irascible Monk Sha beat Chen Xuanzang hard, and the fishermen with sharp weapons around him, out of fear of monsters, no one dared to approach.

Soon, Chen Xuanzang was beaten half to death.

In the end, it was still necessary for Duan Xiaoxiao to show off her masculinity. Monk Hai Biansha gave it a meal, then put it into a cloth bag, and sealed the fish demon into a fish-shaped doll with great magic power...

"Just these two times, are you still an exorcist?"

Duan Xiaoxiao carried the sealed fish demon doll, passed by Chen Xuanzang, picked up "Three Hundred Children's Songs", and said sarcastically: "Hehe, there are three hundred children's songs, do you want to awaken the truth, goodness and beauty with this? (ˉ▽￣～) Cut~ ~ Go home and eat poop, you!"

Leaving some words that were not very hurtful but extremely insulting, Duan Xiaoxiao hung the fish demon doll on his waist, and walked away very coolly amidst the compliments from all the fishermen.

Chen Xuanzang was left alone in a daze!
……

On the road.

The casual and generous Duan Xiaoxiao glanced at his sworn brother beside him, put his hand on his shoulder, and said carelessly: "Brother, were you scared by your sister just now?"

Pan Haodong shook his head and said, "No, sister, you are quite sexy when you beat the demon."

Duan Xiaoxiao raised her eyebrows triumphantly, and said arrogantly: "That's right, my sister is the most beautiful woman in the world. Brother, if you want my sister to be a Taoist companion, you must practice hard, not to mention being as good as me , at least you have to cultivate to Taiyi Realm, the Celestial Immortal is too weak."

"Where is Monkey King?" Pan Haodong asked.

Duan Xiaoxiao replied: "He is a true immortal."

Pan Haodong's expression was startled, and he said puzzledly: "He is actually a level higher than me, then why did you say that he is not as good as me before?"

"I'm talking about overall strength."

Duan Xiaoxiao restrained her smile, and said solemnly: "To evaluate a person's strength, you can't just rely on cultivation and realm, but also comprehensively. It is undeniable that Sun Wukong's physical strength is good, but your body is also good, and you have a very strong body. The activity and resilience are naturally higher than Monkey King, not even inferior to my sister."

"Based on this alone, you can grind Sun Wukong to death by grinding, not to mention, you still have mental power far superior to Sun Wukong, as long as you seize the opportunity, you can restrain him to death."

After a pause, Duan Xiaoxiao glanced at the Maoshan jade pendant on Pan Haodong's chest, and teased, "Besides, you have four fairies as helpers."

"Sister, is my space equipment so low-grade? How can you see through it at a glance no matter which world you are in?"

Pan Haodong scratched his head depressedly.

Although the materials used to refine the Maoshan jade pendant were really ordinary, but after planting the world tree, enlightening the tea, and placing the spirit spring, an ordinary space spirit weapon was unintentionally transformed into a growable spirit treasure.

Even though the rank of Maoshan Jade Pendant is still very low, not even a low-grade spirit treasure, but a spirit treasure is a spirit treasure, not to mention having grown up for so many years, how can it be easily seen through by others?

"Your space equipment is not low-grade, and it is almost advanced to become a low-grade spirit treasure. My sister can tell you clearly that there will be no more than a handful of people in this world who can see through the jade pendant space at a glance."

Duan Xiaoxiao spread out one hand, with a narrow smile on his face.

Although she didn't say it clearly, Pan Haodong understood who could see through the jade pendant's space.

It will not exceed the number of palms, and the characters are limited to five. Except for Duan Xiaoxiao, the other four should be Taoist Sanqing and Nuwa Empress.

Duan Xiaoxiao can see through the jade pendant space, it may be the trick of Guanyin's sister-in-law.

When he first entered the world of God of Cookery, Maoshan Jade Pendant had limited growth, and Pan Haodong's strength was also very limited. The sister-in-law of Avalokitesvara in the World of Cookery was secretly playing tricks, and he couldn't find it at all.

I remember that Guanyin’s cousin gave Nie Xiaoqian and Wei Xiaodie nectar water at that time. The system once said that the other party did not have any malicious intentions. If you leave these two drops of nectar, you can gain the friendship of Guanyin in other worlds.

As it turns out, it was true.

Because of the nectar left by Guanyin's cousin sister-in-law, Pan Haodong met Guanyin from other worlds, and indeed gained the friendship of the other side, and recognized the two Guanyin as sisters.

"Sister, I have nothing to say about those powerful men who can see through the space of jade pendants, but your words... can you tell me the reason?"

After Pan Haodong finished speaking, Duan Xiaoxiao hammered him on the chest.

I saw Duan Xiaoxiao angrily said: "What do you mean? Look down on your sister, don't you? Although I can see through it at a glance, there are indeed a little external factors, but the difference between me and the few people you mentioned is only a big realm. Much better than you, what right do you have to look down on me?"

"I didn't look down on you, I just wanted to know why."

"Hmph, I won't tell you."

"If you don't say it, I'll bite you."

"If you have the ability, bite it!"

"Ah~~ You really bite, looking for a hit..."

The younger siblings started playing like this.

They were able to play around so unscrupulously mainly because of their personalities. Duan Xiaoxiao was careless at first, and made a relationship with Pan Haodong, treating him directly as a younger brother.

Pan Haodong also likes Duan Xiaoxiao's carefree personality, and he kissed him after chatting!

Of course, this kiss is close, not a shy kiss.

(End of this chapter)