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Chapter 783 Bull Demon King: I have a dream

Nine-tailed fox Xiaotong and Sun Dasheng knew each other since they were young, and they were childhood sweethearts. When they grew up, they met again in the realm of Huaguo Mountain, and they had a good fate.

Pan Haodong accepted Xiaotong as a registered disciple and considered bringing her and the Great Sage together.

I have watched so many film and television works about the Monkey King.

I have never seen a happy ending where the Monkey King got married and started a business. Since there are no previous film and television works, he will arrange a happy family for his apprentice in the world of "Havoc in Heaven".

then!

The Water Curtain Cave began to become lively.

A group of monkeys, a couple of newcomers, and two extraterrestrials.

The wedding was a bit crude, but Dasheng was very happy because he also had a wife!

Seeing Master and Aunt Xiaoyu flirting every day, Sun Dasheng had a lot of expectations for things about men and women under the influence of his ears and eyes.

After worshiping heaven and earth.

Xiaoyu sent Xiaotong into the bridal chamber, gave some instructions, then went out and took the man away.

Today was the great sage's big day, and she didn't want her man to bring a group of monkeys to the wedding and disturb the good things of the great sage and Xiaotong.

Mr. Pan is very childish sometimes, which makes people angry and funny at the same time. If he doesn't drag him away as soon as possible, he might be able to enter the bridal chamber and teach the great sage step by step...

Back to the courtyard.

Xiaoyu walked into the room very virtuously, picked up their dirty clothes and went to the river. Pan Haodong, who had nothing to do, just wanted to sit down and have a sip of tea when he saw a dark cloud flying from the sky.

And in the black cloud, there is a monster with horns on his head and a cold face.

Looking at the direction, it seems that he is running towards himself.

"Strange, what is the Bull Demon King looking for me for?"

With a little doubt.

Pan Haodong picked up the steaming teapot and poured two cups of tea slowly.

Driving the black cloud, the Bull Demon King descended into the courtyard from the sky, with a bit of arrogance on his face, he walked quickly to him.

"Sir, may I ask how to address you?"

"Dong Jun." Pan Haodong smiled slightly: "Please sit down."

"Thank you!"

The Bull Demon King sat down in response.

"Drink tea."

The Bull Demon King picked up the teacup, touched his lips pretendingly, put down the teacup without even taking a sip, and said, "Dongjun, I have been observing you for a few days, and I think you have a good personality, and I want to make friends with you." a friend."

"make friends?"

Pan Haodong looked up at the Bull Demon King, and said, "I don't even mention your name, I can't see a trace of sincerity in you, so forget it!"

The Bull Demon King sat upright, and said defiantly: "I am the Bull Demon King, the king of all the monsters in the Flame Mountain, the leader of the demon clan..."

"The Jade Emperor is fatuous, and the court of heaven is rotten. Those gods who are high above are drinking and having fun, singing and dancing all day long, and they don't know the sufferings of the world."

"It's ridiculous! When people encounter disasters, plagues, demons and cholera... Uh, I said it's some supernumerary demons who don't know how to practice. What these demons do has nothing to do with us orthodox demons."

"People worship the gods and provide them with incense, but they only ask for it, and never go down to do things for the people."

"The rites and music in the world have collapsed, wars have occurred frequently, and people are dying."

"The world has reached a point where it has to change."

"I have a dream that all demons and people in this world will stand up and realize true freedom..."

"I think there is no distinction between gods, demons and demons. No matter whether it is a human or a demon, they are all born of their mothers. All creatures are born equal. Why are the gods superior?"

"You can abandon the traditional concept of human beings and take the spirit monkey and the nine-tailed fox as apprentices, which shows that you agree with my concept."

"Dongjun, join us!"

"Hand in hand with me to overthrow this corrupt heaven and create a beautiful, free and harmonious new world."

The Bull Demon King gave an impassioned speech that made Pan Haodong's blood boil. If he hadn't been the brother of the Jade Emperor, he would have actually believed him.

The Jade Emperor of this world has gone through ninety-nine and 81 calamities, and the calamity alone has gone through more than 1000 million years.

How could such a Jade Emperor become so mediocre?
On the contrary, the Jade Emperor in the world of "Havoc in Heaven" is the most enlightened and gentle emperor Pan Haodong has known so far. He loves the people like a son just like himself when he was the emperor himself.

The Jade Emperor is diligent in government, loves the people, suppresses the demons, and the gods and the human world are harmonious and orderly. Occasionally, wars break out, which are also driven by human interests. What's the matter with his righteous brother?

The Heavenly Court is responsible for the general direction, and the war between the mortal courts, in the eyes of the Jade Emperor, is nothing more than a small fight.

It simply cannot reach the point where Heaven is required to send Heavenly soldiers and generals to maintain stability and peace.

I have to say that the mouth of the Bull Demon King is quite clever.

Black can make him say white.

Seeing the Bull Demon King expressing his affection and looking worried about the world, Pan Haodong couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth, and said sarcastically: "Bull Demon King, if you have inquired about my identity before coming here, you will find that what you just said How stupid the words are, for the sake of providing fun for my boring days, I will not bother with you, you go!"

"What do you mean?"

The Bull Demon King instinctively had a bad thought.

Should not be!

A person who can accept the little demon Nine-Tailed Fox as an apprentice should have a good impression of the demon, why is he so indifferent to himself?Didn't take him seriously at all.

Looking at it, it is definitely not.

However, if the Bull Demon King does not leave, maybe a certain part of his body will be put in salt by Mr. Pan.

Even the whole cow was thrown into the pot and boiled.

"Because I am the Jade Emperor's brother-in-law and the biological brother of Nuwa Empress..."

As soon as Pan Haodong said this, the Bull Demon King's expression changed drastically, but he quickly regained his composure, and sneered: "Dong Jun, you really know how to joke, with your ordinary appearance, how could you be the younger brother of Empress Nuwa? I have lived for so many years, and I have never heard that my mother had a younger brother."

"Bull Demon King, whether you believe it or not, this is your freedom. Don't fool me with what you think is the truth. Although I am less than five hundred years old, the things I have experienced are millions of years older than yours. There are too many, please leave!"

Pan Haodong's words are true, he is not as old as the Bull Demon King, but his experience is definitely much higher than that of the Bull Demon King, because the Bull Demon King has been suppressed in the Flame Mountain after failing to attack the Heavenly Court millions of years ago.

What can a large group of demons experience when they gather in the Flame Mountain?
In addition to calling his subordinates to boast and talk, he went back to his room and hugged his wife, Princess Iron Fan, to make a villain.

Although the two have not created a villain until now.

But it doesn't matter.

What is important is the process of making a villain, which is what the Bull Demon King wants to enjoy.

"Dongjun, are you sure you don't want to consider it? Joining the Demon Race is very promising."

The Bull Demon King's eyes turned cold.

From the looks of it, it's too late for the text to come to the martial arts.

"The demons have a fart future."

Pan Haodong smiled sarcastically and struck mercilessly: "Let me ask you, who are the strongest people in this world?"

"Of course it's Empress Nuwa, Tathagata Buddha, and..." The Bull Demon King originally wanted to talk about the Jade Emperor, but considering that the ancestors of the demon race had always made it their career to overthrow the heavens, they could not grow others' aspirations and destroy their own prestige.

So the Bull Demon King said cheekily, "I!"

"you sure?"

Pan Haodong raised his eyebrows.

The Bull Demon King is very confident!No wonder he dares to challenge the Heavenly Court and strives to overthrow the Jade Emperor's rule...

(End of this chapter)