my relatives are a bit much

Chapter 822 Don't Ask Children About Adults
Temple of the Sun.

In order to celebrate the relocation and construction of a new house, Long Jiu specially asked men to cook a table of delicious food in the kitchen, and invited Guanyin Bodhisattva from the South China Sea, as well as the moon god Chang'e, the neighbor on the lunar star next door.

Chang'e didn't plan to come.

But when she heard that the sun god 'Dong Jun' is the sworn brother of Guanyin Bodhisattva, and Guanyin Bodhisattva is also there, and she is a neighbor, it is really hard to refuse, so she can only leave the moon rabbit and follow Long Jiu to the sun. shrine.

When mentioning Chang'e, many people think of Chang'e flying to the moon. Li Bai, a poet of the Tang Dynasty, once wrote a poem lamenting Chang'e: "White rabbit smashes medicine for autumn and spring, who is Chang'e living alone next to?"

Now we have the answer.

Chang'e's neighbor is Dongjun.

Pan Haodong was once rejected by Chang'e in the Tiangong world, but when he saw Chang'e in that world, he did not have any emotions, but got along with her with the attitude of a friend.

Maybe it's because my wife is by my side.

After coming to this world.

Mr. Pan was very honest. He had no idea when he met the Snow Demon, he had no idea when he met Zhong Ling, he had no idea when he met Guanyin, and now when he saw Chang'e, he still had no idea.

Chang'e in Zhong Kui's demon world is not the same as Chang'e in the heavenly palace world.

The reason why Chang'e stole the elixir and ascended was because Hou Yi broke her heart.

Mr. Pan, who gained Chang'e's friendship because of the delicious food, learned this from Chang'e and inexplicably thought of a piece of literature.

The novel "You Xia Zhi Zhuan" in the early Qing Dynasty records: Taikang, the king of the Xia Dynasty, saw that Houyi's wife Chang'e was beautiful, so he wanted to exchange Youzhou for it.Hou Yi actually agreed.Chang'e then stole the elixir and flew up resolutely.

Xia Emperor Taikang was willing to trade Youzhou for Chang'e, which proved that Chang'e's beauty could fascinate the emperor who owned three palaces and six courtyards and slept with beautiful women.

Mr. Pan, who saw Chang'e for the first time before the meal, was really amazed by Chang'e's beauty.

The eyes of autumn water are full, and the spring mountains are faint with moths.Jinlian's petite socks are Lingbo, and her tender face is broken by the wind.Lips are red like cherry blossoms, and black silk is cleverly holding cloud snails...

After the meal, Chang'e put down her chopsticks, took out a white napkin, wiped the grease on her red lips, and sighed: "Dongjun, I didn't expect that your cooking skills are so excellent, and the food you cook is so delicious. I couldn’t bear to put down my chopsticks after eating. Jiuer is lucky to marry you..."

"Sister Chang'e, if you want to eat in the future, you can come over anytime, and I will ask my husband to make it for you."

Long Jiu smiled sweetly, and warmly extended the invitation. Chang'e has a cold temperament, and she is the same type of woman as her.

The two girls had a good friendship when they first met.

"How funny is this!"

Chang'e couldn't refuse Long Jiu's invitation. The delicacies cooked by Dongjun can be addictive once.

The starry sky is lonely.

as a neighbor.

Chang'e felt that it was necessary, and would come to her door from time to time to bring warmth and some delicious meals.

"Neighbor, if you're sorry, it's settled."

Without giving Chang'e a chance to refuse, Long Jiu directly decided on the matter. The man will have a relationship with Guanyin Bodhisattva as soon as he meets, and she can't lag behind.

Chang'e's best friend, she made it up.

Here, Long Jiu and Chang'e chatted enthusiastically, and Guanyin seemed to have something to say to Pan Haodong after eating there, so he got up and said, "My dear brother, come with me for a walk."

Walk out of the restaurant side by side.

The two came to the highest point of the Temple of the Sun, and in front of them was the everlasting burning sun. If it wasn't for blocking the heat wave, this temple would at least be hot to death.

Pan Haodong enjoyed a moment of tranquility next to Sister Guanyin and said, "Sister, if you have anything to say, just say it!"

Avalokitesvara warned in a low voice: "The Jade Emperor granted you the title of Eastern Lord, in fact, he wanted to win you over and let you deal with the masters of explaining teachings, intercepting teachings, and Buddhism at critical moments. If you behave too much, you may cause trouble... ..."

"Sister, I will be sensible, don't worry."

Pan Haodong is not a fool. For some cultivation resources, he went to fight against the Sanqing disciples and Buddhist disciples. At most, he helped the Jade Emperor at a critical moment.

"That's good." Guanyin breathed a sigh of relief.

After a moment of silence, he continued: "Also, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother may have guessed that you are an outsider. In a few days, they will definitely test you. Be careful not to reveal your secret."

Pan Haodong raised his eyebrows: "They know what will happen?"

Guanyin smiled and said: "It won't be a big deal at all, but it will be very troublesome and may lead to the great gods Sanqing and Nuwa..."

"That's all right."

What Pan Haodong is not afraid of the most is building relationships.

As long as you dare to climb, I will admit it, and you will be rewarded if you recognize your relatives, for fear of what he will do.

As long as the Queen Mother doesn't climb into her bed in the middle of the night and cuckold the Jade Emperor.

"Still be careful."

Guanyin is still a little worried.

Although she hasn't reached the realm of great gods like Sanqing and Nuwa, Da Luo Jinxian is already a rare existence in this world and knows a lot of things.

Once it is revealed that the good brother can summon relatives and friends to another world, there must be countless people who come to recognize relatives.

When the time comes, I will be bored to death.

Even, it may lead to disaster.

"Hmm~"

Pan Haodong nodded.

After that, neither of them spoke, they just looked ahead quietly.

After a while, Avalokitesvara bid farewell and left the Temple of the Sun. When Pan Haodong returned to the restaurant, Chang'e was still there, apparently wanting to have dinner before leaving.

Pan Haodong approached him for a few words, and was driven into the kitchen by his wife to be a tool for cooking delicious food.

But this tool man, he is very happy to do it.

An hour later.

After finishing the delicious dinner, Chang'e looked at Pan Haodong very embarrassed and said: "Dong Jun, I have an unkind request. I don't know whether to honor it or not."

"Please say."

"I want to learn cooking from you and become your teacher."

Chang'e is a woman after all, she can't be shameless, she eats and drinks every day, but if she doesn't come, what should she do if she can't eat?
Of course, it is to learn cooking skills.

This way you can make whatever you want to eat in the future.

If you want to eat spicy rabbit head, you kill the jade rabbit. The ingredients are all around you, which is convenient and fast.

"Hurrah."

Pan Haodong agreed very readily. Chang'e was her daughter-in-law's best friend, so there was nothing wrong with giving her cooking skills to her. After all, learning to cook also requires talent. Without a certain talent, you can only prescribe medicine according to the formula, at most Learn to be a man who is [-]% to [-]% and can be called the God of Cookery.

Only him and his cousin Stephen Zhou.

"Dongjun, you are as open as Jiumei said, and I will be your apprentice from now on."

Chang'e cheerfully gave a thumbs up to the new neighbor.

After he bid farewell and left.

Pan Haodong and Long Jiu naturally entered the room to cultivate together, and their blushing screams soon floated out of the room.

Fairy Chang'e, who had not yet flown far, couldn't help speeding up her flight when she heard Jiumei's cry.

ten minutes later.

Chang'e flew back to the lunar star, and the moon rabbit, as white as jade, jumped forward and said, "Master, why is your face so red?"

"Adults, children don't ask."

Chang'e replied with a stern face, and hurried into the moon palace to take a cold shower, but she couldn't help clamping her legs while washing...

(End of this chapter)