my relatives are a bit much

Chapter 872 My old cow can't bear it!

Cuiyun Mountain, Banana Cave.

The Bull Demon King tied Chen Xiang to the stone pillar, hooked Chen Xiang's chin with one hand, and held a knife in the other. He looked at his wife "Princess Iron Fan" as if offering a treasure, and said, "Look, madam, how tender this skin is!"

Princess Iron Fan didn't answer, and sat aside with a sad face. The Bull Demon King said to himself: "Ma'am, this kid will easily rot if stewed, and steamed is tasteless. Let's braise him!"

"..."

Princess Iron Fan still had a poker face, with strong resentment mixed between her brows.

Seeing this scene, Chen Xiang quickly interjected and shouted: "Alas~~ I just look delicate, but in fact I am a countryman, very rough."

"Country people are good, they have a lot of lean meat." Bull Demon King raised the corners of his mouth imperceptibly, turned to look at Chen Xiang and said, "It's not like those city people who are fat and greasy."

Chen Xiang hurriedly said: "I, although I am a countryman, I am usually lazy and do not work, so... I am also greasy!"

The Bull Demon King smiled nonchalantly: "It doesn't matter if you don't work, as long as you are a countryman, it's fine."

"It's not good. My father is a frail scholar. He has no strength to support a chicken. From time to time, he catches a cold. I have been with my father since I was a child. I have a small illness every three days and a serious illness every five days. If you eat me, you can't do it." There are also infectious diseases.”

Chenxiang risked her life for the sake of her life. Not only did she blame her father for being weak, but she also described herself as a sick man. If he had a small illness every three days and a serious illness every five days, he would be reduced to a pot of medicine. How could he survive until now?
What's more, the Bull Demon King and Princess Iron Fan are not fools, they can't even tell that Chen Xiang is a half-immortal.

"It's okay, we are monsters, we have a good appetite and can digest anything we eat."

Done.

The Bull Demon King looked back at Princess Iron Fan, and said with a flattering smile, "Ma'am, isn't it?"

"Hey~~"

Princess Iron Fan sighed, and said slowly: "It doesn't matter what I eat, but since the Holy Infant and Guanyin Bodhisattva left, you haven't even shown your face once in the past 200 years! I don't even have anyone to talk to. Do you know how I got here for 200 years?"

Hearing this, Chen Xiang thought with a gloomy face, "I haven't shown up for 200 years, and I caught up with this one appearance, I'm really unlucky!"

The Bull Demon King gave a shy smile, walked up to Princess Iron Fan with a flattering face, rubbed his shoulders and said, "Ma'am, can't it be all right for me to visit you often in the future?"

Princess Iron Fan snorted coldly: "Hmph, that's nice to say, if you can accompany me every day, I can be a vegetarian every day."

"Oh, I can't help it either! Princess Yumian is so good, so beautiful, and so greedy, I can't help it! Every time I go to her, I'm fascinated..." Bull Demon King A look that I am also very helpless.

The twin peaks of Princess Iron Fan's anger fluctuated up and down, staring at the old cow and said: "You are looking for a concubine outside, why do you still care about you?"

"Uh, this, this..."

The Bull Demon King was stunned speechless.

Although he thought about turning himself into a good cow and not going outside to flirt, but he was handsome and all the female monsters liked him, so he was very helpless!

At the same time, outside the Banana Cave.

Erlang God Yang Jian rushed to this place with Xiao Tiangou, and was blocked by someone before even entering the door.

Yang Jian cupped his hands and said, "Dong Jun, is Chen Xiang in the cave?"

Pan Haodong smiled slightly: "That's right, it's tied inside!"

Yang Jian had a puzzled expression: "Then why don't you go in and save people?"

"Second Brother Yang, it's the first time for Chen Xiang to travel far away, and he doesn't understand the dangers of the human heart. Let him suffer a little bit, it's a kind of experience, don't you want to sharpen him too?"

Pan Haodong and the fourth princess followed the Bull Demon King all the way to this point. On the way, they found something was wrong. The Bull Demon King looked at Chen Xiang with no intention of eating each other, and some were just joking.

Recalling the timing of Lao Niu's appearance, it seems to be a coincidence.

The majestic Great Sage of Pingtian, to put it bluntly, is also a monster of the demon king level, how could he appear in the wilderness casually, and there is no one around him to order him?
So, he thought of a possibility!
That is the appearance of the Bull Demon King, which may have something to do with Yang Jian.

The two may have colluded long ago.

Its purpose is self-evident, to sharpen the incense.

"Dongjun really has sharp eyes!"

Yang Jian praised from the bottom of his heart, in front of Pan Haodong, he always had a feeling of being ripped apart, without any secret fear, without the slightest sense of security.

"Hmph, stop being so pretentious here."

The fourth princess snorted coldly, turned to look at Pan Haodong, and said, "Brother Dong, don't be fooled by him. If he wanted to sharpen Chenxiang, he wouldn't order Xiaotiangou to kill him. If he hadn't met the Bull Demon King by chance, Chen Xiang was killed by his dog long ago."

Pan Haodong rubbed the angry face of the fourth princess, and comforted him: "Ting Xin, there are some things you don't understand, let me do it!"

"Hmm~~" The fourth princess lowered her head shyly.

Second brother Yang, who was fed a handful of dog food in public, twitched the corners of his mouth, cupped his hands and said: "Dongjun, Tianting is busy with business, and Chen Xiang is under your care in secret, so there must be no problem in terms of safety, so I'll go back and get busy first. "

Pan Haodong said: "Okay, you are busy with your work."

"Farewell."

After Yang Jian left.

The Bull Demon King and his wife quickly walked out of the cave.

"What a handsome man!"

Seeing the handsome and extraordinary Pan Haodong, Princess Iron Fan's phoenix eyes lit up immediately.

The Bull Demon King stared at the two with a pair of bull's eyes, and asked, "Who are you? Why did you come to Cuiyun Mountain? What's your purpose?"

Pan Haodong rolled his eyes, and said slowly: "I am Xiaoyao Sanxian 'Dong Jun', and Chen Xiang is my adopted son. If you are sensible, go back to the cave and let me release Chen Xiang, otherwise I don't mind cutting off your bull's head. Come eat."

"Dongjun?"

"That's the ancient god!"

"This kid in front of me..." The Bull Demon King tightened his heart, and said with a frown, "Which bump did you come from? Why have I never heard of it before? And... you kid, speak politely, otherwise I will I don't mind eating you either."

"You haven't heard of it, it can only show that you are ignorant and ignorant, don't say much, I just ask you a question."

"Chen Xiang, do you want to let go or not?"

Pan Haodong spoke provocatively.

Since he cultivated to the peak of Da Luo Jinxian, he has never had a good fight with others, of course, not counting his own women, Duan Xiaoxiao, A Mei and the others simply don't want to fight, and they always give way to themselves when discussing.

If you don't fight a few matches with evenly matched opponents, it's easy to stumble based on past combat experience.

Different strengths have different ways of playing. For a long time, he has been complacent. When encountering life and death crises, he can only hide behind his wife and eat soft food.

"So what if you let it go, so what if you don't let it go?" The Bull Demon King was also enraged.

"If you let him go, you can avoid death, if you don't let him go..." Pan Haodong smiled coldly: "Then wait for the whole village to eat!"

"Hmph~~ looking for death."

The Bull Demon King roared angrily, stretched his right hand into the void, and suddenly grabbed a long black stick.

——Bastard iron rod!

The Houtian Lingbao is as good as the Ruyi Golden Cudgel, and it is also a stick that can be changed in size.

Light up the weapon when you shoot.

It can be seen that the old cow is really angry.

(End of this chapter)