my relatives are a bit much

Chapter 889 Incarnation of an Outlaw Madman
Inside the Banana Cave.

Princess Iron Fan brought a basin of clear water to the 'Scholar in Distress', and said enthusiastically, "Brother, wipe off your sweat with clear water first, and I'll prepare some food for you."

"Thank you madam for your hospitality."

Pan Haodong picked up a towel, soaked it in water and wrung it dry, put it on his face and wiped off the sweat, a woman's fragrance permeated his nostrils, which made him feel bad, this towel was actually used by Princess Iron Fan to wash her face.

Princess Iron Fan used her towel for herself, could it be...

Telepathic abilities unfold.

Princess Iron Fan walked towards the kitchen, her thoughts suddenly had nowhere to hide.

"This heartless Bull Demon King came home to see me a year ago. He arrested people randomly, provoked powerful enemies, was disemboweled, and cut off one of his legs. He blamed me for being unlucky and cuffing, and went to Moyun the next day. Dong, make friends with that jade-faced fox."

"Since you are unkind, don't blame me for being unrighteous."

"The handsome scholar took the initiative to come to the door. It seems that God is helping me..."

Read this.

Pan Haodong's expression was a little struggling. If he stayed, although he would become Princess Iron Fan's tool for revenge against the Bull Demon King, he would also be able to reap happiness and achieve the goal of angering the Bull Demon King and putting himself in danger.

However, he only wanted to annoy the Bull Demon King, and he didn't want to become a life-and-death enemy with him!

How about, as a scholar, after eating and wiping it up, lift up your pants and get out of the way?

No no no.

Although after doing this, even if the bull devil knows about it, he can't find anyone.

But this is too unkind.

The first time he bullied the Bull Demon King, cutting raw beef and shabu-shabu, it was the Bull Demon King who provoked himself first.

Although it is very exciting to hook up with the Bull Demon King's boudoir and dissatisfied wife without provoking himself, the way of doing it... is not kind enough.

I thought about it.

Pan Haodong still put down the towel, and shouted at Princess Iron Fan to leave.

"Madam, I have dropped something very important and I need to go out to look for it. It is a sin to bother Madam. I will take my leave."

"Hey~~ wait..."

Princess Iron Fan hurried back to the living room with a plate of melons and fruits.

It's a pity that it was a step too late.

When she went out, Pan Haodong had long since disappeared.

……

Leave the Banana Cave.

Pan Haodong directly entered the underworld in the image of a scholar. Within two steps, he met the bull-headed horse face who had the job of seducing souls and claiming lives.

Next, things are simple.

Trespassing is a felony.

When a bull-headed horse-faced man discovers that a stranger has entered the underworld, his first reaction is to capture him, bring out his soul, and escort him to the judge for punishment.

"Where did the scholar come from?"

"How dare you trespass into the underworld, take your life!"

The whistling of soul-locking chains and mourning sticks.

next moment.

The bull-headed horse-faced man knelt down.

Because, two noble and peaceful Nuwa suddenly appeared next to the "down-and-out scholar". They didn't need any movement, just a glare made the bull-headed horse-face tremble with fear.

"Great God, spare your life! Great God, spare your life!"

"roll!"

"Yes Yes Yes……"

The bull head and horse face didn't dare to fart, so he ran away.

At this time, Nu Wa from the World of Journey to the West, who came from the World of Conquering Demons, joked with a smile, "Dong'er, you've been planning to call us here. Could it be that... you miss your aunt?"

"Think about it."

Pan Haodong hugged his aunt and rubbed against her.

Nuwa also hugged him tenderly, giving her nephew great care.

Nuwa, the creation god who came from the Heavenly Palace World, couldn't help teasing and said: "Little brother, I haven't seen you for a while, but I have learned to act like a baby, and I am not afraid of being laughed at by others."

"Sister, long time no see."

Hearing this, Pan Haodong let go of Aunt Nuwa, and turned around to hug Sister Nuwa.

It's just that her sister is taller, 1.8 meters tall, and Mr. Pan, who is about [-] meters tall, rushed over and could only hug the thigh of the creation god Nuwa...

"Little brother, stop being coquettish."

Nuwa, the God of Creation, touched his younger brother's head, and said with concern: "If you encounter any danger, tell us quickly, we can only stay for one day, and we cannot afford to delay."

"I am fine."

Pan Haodong shook his head and said, "I recently met a godmother, she wants to meet you."

Aunt Nuwa asked curiously, "Is she also Nuwa?"

"That's right." Pan Haodong nodded.

"Why don't you take us there quickly?"×2.
"Give me your hand."

Grabbing the hands of my sister and aunt.

Pan Haodong dodged and disappeared into the underworld.

next moment.

The three of them arrived at Wahuang Heaven.

At this time, Empress Nuwa had already prepared melons and fruits, waiting for the arrival of the two 'Nvwa'.

She knows everything in this world.

The moment Pan Haodong summoned people to her side, Empress Nuwa began to prepare the table.

After some introduction.

The three Nuwas knew each other, and because they were all Nuwas, under Pan Haodong's suggestion, the three married Jinlan and became good sisters.

The eldest sister is a local Nuwa.

She is a saint, the most powerful, and both the creator goddess Nuwa and Nuwa who conquered the demon world in Journey to the West are convinced.

But when it comes to who will be the second sister, neither of them will accept the other, and there is a faint posture of fighting.

In the end, it was the local Nuwa who spoke and asked the creation god Nuwa to be the younger sister to settle the turmoil. The reason is very simple, that is, the creation god Nuwa is Pan Haodong's sister, and the other two are godmother and aunt. It is bigger than the creation god Nuwa.

At a loss here.

The God of Creation had nothing to say, but he felt a little sullen.

"Third sister, don't be angry!"

The local Nuwa put on the air of a big sister, and comforted with a smile: "You and the second sister can only stay for one day, we must hurry up, I will talk about my way first, I hope it will be helpful to you."

"Sister, in theory, my third sister and I can only stay for one day, but if Dong'er is always in danger, then we can stay forever, so there is no rush."

"Second Sister is right."

Done.

The three Nuwa sisters looked at Pan Haodong in unison.

Mr. Pan, who just sat down to eat the melon, understood it in seconds. He picked up a golden watermelon and said while eating, "Talk slowly, I'll go down to do things, and try to keep you guys here as long as possible."

The local Nuwa smiled and said: "Dong'er, go down and make trouble, it doesn't matter how big the trouble is, the godmother will help you."

Nuwa from Journey to the West, Conquering Demons, echoed, "And your aunt."

Nuwa, the God of Creation, followed closely and said, "Little brother, although we will help you, try not to harm living beings, just do something casually."

"Don't worry, I have a measure."

The voice has not fallen.

Pan Haodong hugged the watermelon and disappeared without a trace.

One day in the sky and one year in the earth, I have to go down to earth to do things quickly, otherwise sister Nuwa and aunt will be sent back by the system.

So, while the three Nuwa sisters were discussing Taoism, a bold and outlaw man named Zhang San appeared in the Three Realms. He dared to do anything but not kill people. He always provoked gods, demons and demons who were not easy to deal with and had a bad temper. Fairy.

For example, in the cafeteria where the Jade-faced Fox was captured in front of the Bull Demon King, Pan Haodong, who changed his name to "Zhang San", was stunned to be chased by the Bull Demon King for seven days and seven nights.

The matter didn't come to an end until the Bull Demon King realized the power of his opponent, let go of his killing intent, and returned home full of resentment.

However, in less than 24 hours, Zhang San, an extrajudicial lunatic, ran to the Heavenly Court to steal flat peaches, and was chased by the guards guarding the flat peach garden, and ran around the world...

(End of this chapter)