my relatives are a bit much

Chapter 927

About half an hour has passed.

The fat rabbit meat placed next to the bonfire is grilled golden and crispy, brushed with special sauce, and the aroma is tangy.

Pan Haodong picked up one, ignoring Monkey King who was at the side, and gnawed it happily.

"Gollum!"

Sun Wukong kept swallowing.

Pan Haodong continued to ignore it, and ate the roasted rabbit leisurely.

After a while.

"Bah!"

Sun Wukong finally couldn't help breaking out, and shouted angrily: "My son, did my grandson kill your father or your mother? Is it necessary to torture my grandson like this?"

"Why did the Great Sage say that?"

Pan Haodong asked while eating, acting as if I was innocent.

"Gan!"

Sun Wukong was frustrated and said: "Wuzhishan is so big, how can you not roast rabbits? Why don't you roast rabbits in front of my old grandson, and don't let me taste it! Aren't you deliberately bullying the monkey?"

"Oh, it turns out that the Great Sage is hungry."

Pan Haodong suddenly realized, picked up another roasted rabbit, and walked in front of Monkey King.

Monkey King said again and again: "Give it to me, give it to me quickly."

"No rush, please ask the Great Sage to answer a few questions for me before eating." Pan Haodong looked at Monkey King with a smile.

"Quickly ask quickly." Sun Wukong said impatiently.

"500 years ago you made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace and settled the seven fairies picking peaches. Did you do anything to them?"

"At that time, I was focused on eating flat peaches and ignored them."

Sun Wukong is very frank, when he stayed with the Seven Fairies in the garden and smelled the fragrance of flat peaches in the garden, he had no intention of thinking about anything else at all.

Besides, he's still a monkey.

"Then do you have a favorite monkey?"

"..."

"Is it cool when you're making trouble in the sky?"

"..."

"Are you interested in adopting me as your big brother?"

"..."

Sun Wukong, who asked a series of inexplicable questions, was very annoyed.

I saw a ball of fire bursting out of his eyes respectively, and the flames jumped up, overflowing with scorching heat: "Boy, why do you have so many problems? This rabbit, please be quick, if you don't, get out of here."

"Haha~~ Great Sage calm down, I'll give you a taste."

Looking at the angry monkey, Pan Haodong smiled.

Passed the roasted rabbit over, then turned around and returned to the original place, eating in silence.

The gluttonous monkey got the roasted rabbit and opened his mouth to take a big mouthful.

Then, the whole monkey froze on the spot.

He actually tasted the taste of his hometown in the roasted rabbit.

It's 500!

Are the monkeys and grandchildren of Huaguoshan all right?

I really want to go back and have a look!

Before I knew it, I finished eating a baked rabbit.

Sun Wukong looked up at Pan Haodong and said, "Hey, what's your name?"

"Dongjun."

"Dongjun?"

Sun Wukong was surprised.

Pan Haodong smiled and said: "The name is just a code name, don't be surprised, besides, I'm not an orthodox sun god, I just call myself Dong Jun, not even your 'Monkey King', after all, your title, won the heaven Accepted, the Jade Emperor also specially built a Great Sage Palace for you, didn’t he?”

"Where is it? At the beginning, I thought that I was really a great sage after I was awarded the title. Now that I think about it, I was just being played by them as a monkey... Uh, I seem to be a monkey in the first place!"

Sun Wukong laughed at himself.

After a short silence.

He said: "Dong Jun, you can't even see your real body with your piercing eyes, which means that you are a master with great skills. You came here to roast rabbits to tempt my old grandson. You don't really want to bully me, a monkey, do you? "

Hearing this, Pan Haodong smiled and said: "Of course not, I just want to give you a chance. Great Sage, accept me as your eldest brother, and I can rescue you right now. This deal is quite a bargain, do you agree?"

"I don't recognize it or not."

Sun Wukong waved his hands again and again.

After being suppressed for 500 years, he refused to accept anything except at the beginning. Every day he murmured that he wanted to overthrow the Heavenly Palace and defeat Tathagata Buddha. In the long days that followed, looking back on the process of causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace, it was full of loopholes.

He had already figured it out.

I have fallen into a trap and become a pawn on the boss's chessboard. It is very difficult to jump out, so I can only accept the arrangement honestly.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva came here just now, indicating that the chess player is a Buddhist.

Buddhism is powerful.

Offending will not end well.

The 500 years of suppression have already wiped out Sun Dasheng's blood.

The current Sun Dasheng just wants to get out of trouble, protect the people who have learned from the Western Paradise on the road, and then return to Huaguo Mountain, live in a corner, and honestly be a monkey king.

Monkey King?

Hehe, it's just a joke!
Wang Lingguan, a general in front of the Heavenly Court, was able to communicate with himself. It can be seen that the water in the Heavenly Court is very deep, and Monkey King has no confidence in grasping it.

It is really helpless to accept the arrangement of the Buddha of the Western Paradise.

"It seems that you and I are not destined."

Pan Haodong sighed, turned around and disappeared without a trace.

Accepting Monkey King as a younger brother is just an immature idea, especially seeing that Monkey King has lost his fighting spirit and just wants to accept the arrangement of fate, and his mind is even weaker.

It's no wonder that on the westward journey, Sun Wukong often grinds his hands and runs to rescue soldiers at every turn.

It turned out that it wasn't that the monkey's cultivation had regressed, but that the monkey had learned to master it. He saw that Journey to the West was a big game, and he went to rescue soldiers when he encountered any problems. It looked cowardly, but he was actually selling favors.

Otherwise, you will kill all the monsters on the road.

How can other people get a share of the pie!
Needless to say, Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha thought the same way, otherwise Monkey King + Canopy Marshal + Rolling Curtain General + White Dragon Horse, with such a team combination, what monsters could stop them on the road?

Unless the quasi-sage goes off in person.

These apprentices are simply unreliable.

Fortunately, Pan Haodong has already trained Tang Seng. It doesn't matter if the four people arranged by Guanyin are unreliable. Tang Seng can kill all the way to the west by himself.

Of course, with Tang Seng's current cultivation base, he is not yet qualified to fight against the big monster, but it will take more than ten years to go to the West Paradise. If he secretly gives some elixir and flat peaches, Tang Seng's cultivation base will skyrocket and he will gain the strength to penetrate the Westward Journey.

Interesting to think about.

But the most urgent thing is to fulfill the agreement, promised Yuan Shoucheng to see the Jade Emperor, and just now promised the local Guanyin to take time to visit the South China Sea. I have to wait for these two things to be completed before I can plan my own affairs.

Journey to the West merit has nothing to do with Pan Haodong.

He just wants to make friends with quasi-sages and saints in this world by virtue of his status as a person from outside the sky. If he can get married, that would be the best.

It's just that things sometimes change ahead, and the results are often unpredictable.

Just like at the beginning of Journey to the West, the Dragon King of Jinghe River tampered with the rain and committed a capital crime. He asked Tang Emperor Li Shimin to detain the official Cao Wei Zheng. After being beheaded by Wei Zheng in his dream, the ghost of the Dragon King of Jinghe River broke into the palace and harassed Li Shimin. He was actually killed by Pan Haodong. His goddaughter Li Lizhi was beaten half to death with an amulet.

If it wasn't for Yuan Shoucheng's secret action to rescue the soul of the Jinghe Dragon King, this Yelong would have received a lunch box.

Afterwards, the water and land meeting was successfully held, and it was Guanyin Bodhisattva who personally acted and condoned the Dragon King of Jinghe to harass Li Shimin. Otherwise, Yuan Shoucheng alone would not be able to protect the Dragon King of Jinghe.

Sisters Li Lizhi and Li Mingda had amulets given by Pan Haodong and fairy artifacts specially refined for them. It was very easy to deal with an evil dragon.

Yuan Shoucheng couldn't show up to make troubles, so he could only act in secret, inevitably a little bit tied up.

Fortunately, despite the twists and turns, the matter was successfully completed. On the day of the Water and Land Conference, Guanyin Bodhisattva turned into an old monk and induced Tang Seng to make a great wish to go to the west to obtain Mahayana Buddhist scriptures.

Things come to a close.

Yuan Shoucheng heaved a sigh of relief!

(End of this chapter)