my relatives are a bit much

Chapter 934 Tang Seng: Only a good monk dares to drink and eat meat
"The scenery is beautiful on a sunny day. The red flowers are green grass. I run forward happily, walking all over the green mountains before I get old..."

At the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, Tang Seng, who had been trained by his adoptive father for several days and successfully became an immortal, hummed a little song he learned from his adoptive father, and rode a horse leisurely, passing by Monkey King...

"Hey~~ Monk, please stay."

When Tang Monk was about to leave, Sun Wukong suddenly shouted: "The dried meat you are holding is so delicious! Can you give me some to try?"

"A talking monkey?"

Tang Seng turned his horse around and walked up to Sun Wukong. After a moment of clues, he sighed: "Are you the monkey monkey who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago?"

"Sun Dasheng!"

Sun Wukong emphasized with a dark face.

Tang Seng smiled: "Great Sage, do you want to eat meat?"

"I think." Sun Wukong nodded.

Tang Seng opened the storage bag at his waist, grabbed a handful with some reluctance, and said, "I can only give you one."

Sun Wukong stretched out his dirty hand, took it and tore the tiger meat and said, "Okay, have a taste, I'll be satisfied."

"Then you eat slowly, I'll leave first."

Seeing that Sun Wukong had no intention of asking him to open the seal, Tang Monk grinned and rode away.

Sun Wukong didn't care and just kept eating.

The taste of shredded tiger meat is salty, fragrant and spicy. After one bite, you want to take a second bite. It is difficult to stop after tasting the taste. Tang Seng has eaten a lot of it for a while. The shredded tiger meat in the storage bag The meat, at a speed visible to the naked eye, is decreasing day by day, and I have eaten hundreds of catties at least in a month.

Soon.

After eating a handful of tiger meat.

Sun Wukong slapped his forehead suddenly, annoyed: "Damn it, you forgot to ask that monk, is it a monk from Dongtu Great Tang? What should I do?"

I was annoyed for a long time.

Sun Wukong thought about it carefully and murmured: "The monk seems to be an immortal, and he is a meat-eating monk. The Buddhist monk arranged by Guanyin Bodhisattva is most likely not him."

"Hu~~"

The Great Sage breathed a sigh of relief.

However, he breathed a sigh of relief, Wufang Jiedi, Siding Sijia, and the land of the mountain god who were in charge of guarding the Five Elements Mountain were panicked.

The monkey!
He actually watched Tang Seng out of his sight and rode Ma Xi for a bite to eat!

The monkeys continue to press on the Marble Mountains, so should they go or not?

They all have missions on them, and they have to secretly follow Tang Seng to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures. On the one hand, they are to observe Tang Seng's movements and report the situation to Heaven and Buddhism at any time; , lest Tang Seng was really eaten.

Now the monkey did not get out of trouble, but Tang Seng left.

Five directions Jiedi and four Ding Sijia, I really don't know what to do for a while.

More than a dozen people, looking at each other, were stunned for a long time, and then decided to send a group of people to follow Tang Monk, while the other group went to Heavenly Court and Nanhai to report the situation.

When Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva of the South China Sea, who was in charge of Journey to the West, learned that Monkey King did not stop Tang Seng, he watched Tang Seng leave helplessly, so angry that his chest grew bigger.

Stinky monkey doesn't make people worry at all.

"Sisters, my sister has something to do and needs to leave. You can go to your own devices for the time being."

The local Guanyin left such a sentence and flew out of the dojo in a hurry.

The three Guanyin sisters did not participate in it. During this time, they discussed Taoism with the local Guanyin and each gained something. They planned to stay at the Guanyin Dojo and practice in seclusion for a period of time.

……

The night Tang Seng left Marble Mountains.

After receiving the news, Guanyin Bodhisattva rushed over and looked at the sleeping monkey at the foot of the mountain. He was so angry that he didn't know where to get a basin of water and poured it on the monkey's head.

"Who?"

"Who attacked my grandson?"

Sun Wukong woke up suddenly and screamed angrily.

"it's me."

The local Guanyin looked at Monkey King with a straight face and said nothing.

Sun Wukong grinned and asked, "Bodhisattva, why are you here?"

"You still have the nerve to ask?"

The local Guanyin rolled her eyes and said dissatisfied: "The poor monk asked you to wait here for the Buddhist scripture seeker and asked him to help you get out of trouble. In return, you had to escort him to the West. However, the Buddhist scripture seeker passed by you, and you... unexpectedly, I can only ask him for a handful of dried meat and forget all about the business."

"what?"

"Then the monk is a learner?"

"If it's not him, who else could it be?"

"It doesn't look like it!"

Sun Wukong said depressedly: "The monk passing by at noon is an immortal and eats meat. How could he be a Buddhist scripture learner? If he is, why does he need my grandson to protect him?"

"..."

This time it was the turn of the local Guanyin to be speechless.

Tang Seng ate meat, drank wine and killed monsters, it was all the fault of his sworn brother. If his sworn brother had not rebelled against the religion, Tang Seng would not have grown so crooked.

If anyone else had acted like this, she would have been sent to reincarnation long ago.

but……

"My dear brother, can't you save my sister some snacks!"

Hey!
The local Guanyin sighed, waved his hand, took off the seal left by Tathagata Buddha, and said: "On the westward journey, there are many demons and ghosts. Although Tang Monk is an immortal, there are countless demons who can defeat him on the westward journey. Without you, go and find him!"

"Bodhisattva, I'm about to come out, you go farther, be careful not to shoot you."

Without the seal of Tathagata Buddha, a mere Five Elements Mountain could not trap Sun Wukong. The moment the Buddha's seal was unveiled, Sun Wukong felt unprecedentedly relaxed.

he!
Monkey King Monkey King!
We're going to be out of trouble soon!
"Wukong, catch up with Tang Seng, remember to worship him as your teacher."

"No problem no problem."

Sun Wukong responded again and again.

Becoming a disciple of Tang Monk was all agreed upon in advance, and Monkey dared not go back on his words.

The local Guanyin sighed quietly, turned around and disappeared without a trace.

"Boom~~"

With a loud roar, the Five Elements Mountain suddenly collapsed and the ground cracked. Sun Wukong flew out from the rubble of the landslide. He did not take a bath or comb his monkey hair, and he turned somersaults happily.

Played for a long time.

Sun Wukong just stopped playing and followed the instructions of Lady Guanyin and found Tang Monk who was sitting cross-legged under the tree with his eyes closed and resting. He started to complain: "Master, you are so naughty! This caused me to be hurt by Lady Guanyin. Damn it, if I hadn’t run to find me, I wouldn’t have known that the Buddhist monk had left.”

Hearing this, Tang Seng said angrily, "Wukong, it's not that Master and I are naughty, but you didn't mention it at all. You don't even ask, why do you want Master to introduce himself?"

"Then you can't just pat your butt and leave!"

Sun Wukong had a look of resentment on his face. If the Bodhisattva hadn't come to visit him, he wouldn't have known about it and Monk Tang returned to the Tang Dynasty after taking the scriptures.

"As a teacher, I have a mission. If I don't leave, why don't I stay in Wuzhishan and spend the New Year with you a monkey?"

Tang Monk had a look of disgust on his face. He always felt that the monkey was a bit stupid. He had clearly received the task of squatting to collect Buddhist scriptures, but when he saw him, he didn't even know to mention it and blamed himself for being naughty.

Sun Wukong curled his lips and said helplessly: "I really don't understand why Guanyin Bodhisattva chose a fair-weather monk like you to go to the West to obtain the true scriptures..."

Tang Seng replied solemnly: "Wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha kept in his heart. A monk who dares to drink and eat meat is a good monk."

Sun Wukong: "(￣ェ￣;)"

(End of this chapter)