my relatives are a bit much

Chapter 940 Guanyin: Bullying my family without a man, right?
A hundred miles away from Gaolaozhuang, an inn suddenly appeared at a fork in the road. Judging from its old appearance, it must have been built for a year or two. Businessmen and porters who often passed by this place were very surprised. Many people walked in out of curiosity.

Once inside, these people's wallets will be lost.

Of course, it’s not because of entering a black shop, but because of the food in the shop, everything can riot the taste buds, making people unable to stop eating.

After-dinner cakes are a must.

The business travellers, originally only wanted to rest their feet and have a full meal, but never wanted to go in, and never wanted to leave, wishing to live in the Bafang Inn for the rest of their lives.

Within two days of opening, the room was fully booked.

In order to make room for Tang Seng and his party, Pan Haodong had to use his hypnotic ability to drive away some greedy businessmen who insisted on staying to eat delicious food in urgent matters.

At sunset.

Avalokitesvara, who turned into a middle-aged peasant woman, brought two plates of sautéed kidneys and presented them to the guests dining in the lobby. Suddenly, a monster with a pig's head rushed in outside the door. The businessmen and porters who were resting here were so scared that they screamed and picked up the food. After picking up the package, he ran out the door, shouting "monsters" while running, and it was very confusing for a while.

And the pig-headed monster who barged in with its pig nose didn't care about it at all. It quickly approached Guanyin, snatched two plates of stir-fried kidneys, and opened its mouth to eat.

"Well, it's delicious..."

"This is simply delicious!"

"How can there be such delicious food in the world?"

"No wonder the greedy old pig drools from tens of miles away."

"..."

Zhu Bajie has a big appetite and a bigger mouth. A plate of pork loin will disappear after a few mouthfuls. A lot of food remains.

"Mmmmmmm..."

One table after another, in less than a moment, all the food on the dozen tables in the lobby was eaten by Zhu Bajie. The peasant woman transformed by Guanyin looked at Zhu Bajie blankly as if she was frightened.

"Auntie, is there any more? My old pig is not full."

Zhu Bajie patted his stomach and looked at the woman expectantly.

"Bajie~~"

At this time, Tang Monk, accompanied by Sun Wukong, hurried over and glanced at the situation in the hall. His eyes were so angry that he said, "You actually robbed other people's food and kicked them out of the inn? There is no way to go here." Don't stay behind the village, leave the inn, don't you want to sleep in the wild? Put people in a dangerous place?"

"Master, I didn't chase them away! They ran away when they saw me, and I, I feel helpless!"

Zhu Bajie acted like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water. He didn't realize his mistake at all, and even felt that he was doing the right thing. If he held back the smell and didn't come over, how could he eat such delicious food.

"Hmph, do you still understand you?"

Tang Seng scolded coldly: "If it wasn't for Guanyin Bodhisattva asking you to follow me, as a teacher, I would be able to drive you away now, believe it or not?"

He didn't want to take Zhu Bajie into the team at first.

Because, he has three burial codes of conduct...

Whoever kills and sets fire will be buried; whoever rapes a woman will be buried;

Zhu Bajie robbed the women and tried to force Ms. Gao to give herself up to the other party, which obviously touched on the second point. Of course, after a closer look, it only touched half of it. Bajie only had this idea and did not enforce it.

From this point of view, Bajie still has a bottom line.

But it cannot reveal Zhu Bajie's coercive intention.

Tang Seng really didn't want to take Bajie in if it wasn't arranged by Master Guanyin, and troubles would arise after he left Gaojiazhuang for a hundred miles.

"Master, you just ate something, don't you need to be so serious?"

Hearing that the master wanted to drive him away, Zhu Bajie finally started to panic. It’s okay to catch fish on the way to learn the scriptures, and it’s okay to make troubles, but he can’t leave.

After all, this trip is not for fun, but to escort Tang Seng to the west, to share some merits and virtues, so as to get a fruitful status.

Although for the merits of Journey to the West, he was demoted to the earth by the Jade Emperor, fell into a pig's womb, and lost the position of the Marshal of the Canopy, he suffered as much as he wanted, but it was precisely because of the great loss that he couldn't give up.

Otherwise, is there really nothing left?

Marshal Canopy is lost.

His mighty appearance was lost.

If he was just out of the Journey to the West team again, Zhu Bajie might really be reduced to a demon, even thinking about it makes him feel wronged.

"You idiot!"

Sun Wukong stepped forward and tugged Bajie's ears and said, "Master, are you blaming you for eating indiscriminately? Master is blaming you for being scary and scaring away the customers in the shop. You may be in danger at night and someone may die." , but you have to blame it."

"Ah this..."

"Ah what? Hurry up and get out and send these people to a safe place to settle down."

Hearing Master's scolding, Zhu Bajie hurriedly said: "Okay, Master, I'm going out now."

After Bajie left.

Tang Seng walked up to the peasant woman with an apologetic face, and said in apologetic voice: "Amitabha! The villain is stubborn and disturbs everyone. It is a sin."

"You monk looks handsome, and you seem reasonable!"

Guanyin pretended to have calmed down and said: "However, your disciple drove away the guests, ate everyone's food, and scared me. Shouldn't you compensate us with some silver?"

"It should be, it should be..."

Tang Seng smiled and said, "Female benefactor, how much compensation do you think is appropriate?"

The woman transformed into Guanyin said: "The dishes here are not cheap. The cheapest fried rice with eggs costs [-] yuan a plate, vegetarian dishes start from [-] yuan, and meat dishes start from [-] yuan. There are at least [-] dishes here. Counting half and half of meat and vegetables, it would cost about four taels of silver."

"Well, it's reasonable."

Tang Seng nodded, then turned around and said, "Wukong, give me the money."

"No hurry, there are still losses to be counted."

Guanyin waved his hand and said, "What I just said was just the meal fee, now let's count the broken plates, tables, and my mental damage."

Mental damage fee?
Hearing this familiar word, a smile appeared on the corner of Tang Seng's mouth.

"Female benefactor, just say a price!"

"The items lost in the hall are converted into ten taels of silver, which frightens me for mental damage. It costs 80 taels, adding up to a total of 94 taels of silver. For you to calculate the whole, 100 taels of compensation is enough."

"Bah!"

Sun Wukong heard the words and shouted angrily: "You woman is so unreasonable. If you are frightened, you can ask for mental damage fees, but you are greedy and want to make up the whole thing. One plus six taels of silver, you are clearly a lion who wants to blackmail us. Don't think that my grandson can't see it."

Guanyin emphasized: "It's not blackmail, it's compensation."

"Nonsense, you are clearly blackmailing."

Sun Wukong took out the golden cudgel from his ear and said angrily, "The old woman is so unreasonable, she dared to blackmail my master! Believe it or not, my old grandson will blow your head open with a stick, so that you can see your own brain before you die?"

Tang Seng's heart tightened, he frowned and said, "Wukong, don't be rude!"

"Heh, one sings a bad face and the other sings a red face, bullying my family without a man, right?"

Guanyin pretended to be angry, turned around and shouted towards the kitchen: "Brother, there is a monk with a rough face and a bad mouth who bullies your sister, and he won't come out soon."

(End of this chapter)