my relatives are a bit much

Chapter 950 Lost the happy pig
backyard.

Zhu Bajie asked impatiently: "Mother, which sister do you want to betroth to me?"

The old woman sighed softly: "Hey, I'm also worried! I betrothed the eldest daughter to you, and I'm afraid that the second daughter will be angry. I betrothed the second daughter to you, but I'm afraid that the third daughter will be angry. What do you think should be done?"

Zhu Bajie hurriedly said: "Mother, then you can betroth all three older sisters to me."

"It's unreasonable. Are you going to take all three of my daughters by yourself?"

"Mother, which big family doesn't have three wives and four concubines? Even if there are more, I will accept your son-in-law with a smile."

"No, no, no."

The old woman shook her head again and again.

Zhu Bajie was anxious for a while.

After a short silence.

The old woman secretly conjured up a red hijab and said, "Well, I have a red hijab here, you put it on your head, and I will let my daughter walk in front of you, and marry whoever you catch, and hit the sky! How about marriage?"

"Good good..."

Zhu Bajie nodded repeatedly.

He will marry whoever he catches, and with his mana and body shape, he can hug all three of them into his arms, occupying Zhenzhen, Aiai and Lianlian. Even if you don't want to, you have to pinch your nose and admit it.

This plan is very good.

Unfortunately!
The plan was good, but the result was unexpected.

The majestic Canopy Marshal couldn't even catch a few mortal women, each of them was very agile and cunning, and after a long time of catching, he didn't even touch the girls' dresses.

Several Bodhisattvas were also very active in playing, especially the two Bodhisattvas Manjushri and Samantabhadra, who seemed to be free to play with pigs, and Guanyin Bodhisattva was just cooperating and not thinking about it.

After playing around.

Bajie was deceived, put on Manjusri Bodhisattva and turned into a pearl sweater, and was directly hung on a tree.

When Lishan's old mother and Guanyin Bodhisattva revealed their real bodies, Bajie blushed with embarrassment and dared not shout or look.

"This pig is so greedy and lustful, even the mother-in-law wants it. You hang him for three days and three nights without giving him food or water. After three days, let him go. I'm leaving first. "

The old mother of Li Shan glared at Zhu Bajie, turned around and gave such a death order to Guanyin Bodhisattva and others, although she was not a Buddhist, but a Taoist god.

However, Li Shan's old mother has a noble status, and Guanyin, Manjusri, and Bodhisattva will not mind ordinary small orders.

"Mom, go slowly."

Watching Li Shan's mother leave.

Manjusri and Puxian looked at Guanyin at the same time, and said: "Guanyin Bodhisattva, you and Tang Bohu have something to say, Bajie will be in your care, and we will leave first."

"Hmm~"

Guanyin taps her head lightly.

After Manjusri and Puxian left.

Zhu Bajie, who was pretending to be dead, struggled quickly, and muttered: "Bodhisattva, Bodhisattva, I was wrong, please, put me down, old pig! Hanging here is too uncomfortable."

"Deserved!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva had no intention of showing mercy at all, not only did not release Zhu Bajie's imprisonment, but also sealed his mouth.

……

Late at night.

Tang Bohu received the voice transmission from Guanyin's sister, quietly left the guest room, and went to a small pavilion in the forest near the villa. At this time, Guanyin Bodhisattva had already made hot tea. How may I address you?"

Tang Bohu walked into the pavilion, sat down and said: "I am an incarnation of the main body, from the same source as the main body, he is me, and I am him. Of course you call me a good brother."

"Hehe~~"

Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled lightly: "Then my dear brother, how do you feel after joining the scripture learning team for the past few days?"

Tang Bohu said: "It's okay, but it's a bit boring."

Guanyin Bodhisattva asked, "Where is my virtuous brother now?"

"Wuzhuangguan, when we go there, we should almost leave."

"Oh~~"

Guanyin Bodhisattva nodded lightly.

When it became real before, I always wanted to have a private chat with Brother Xian, but now that we met, I realized that the feeling was less, and a clone is a clone after all.

The person she cares about and likes is always Dongjun himself.

Chat with the clone Tang Bohu.

She didn't have much time to talk.

Tang Bohu saw Guanyin Bodhisattva's inner thoughts, but he didn't care. He said calmly, "Sister Guanyin, since you have nothing else to do, I'll go back first. Monkeys are smarter. I'm afraid that if I go back late, I will be caught. He saw our private meeting."

"Well, you go back!"

"Farewell."

……

seven days later.

After Zhenyuanzi and Dongjun finished discussing Taoism, they both left Wuzhuang Temple, leaving behind two Taoist boys to entertain the group of five who were about to arrive.

The difference is that Zhen Yuanzi went to Sanqingtian, and listened to Yuanshi Tianzun preach Hunyuan, while Pan Haodong went to Yaochi, to see the Queen Mother, and he had no idea of ​​giving the Jade Emperor a hat. He just wanted to trade some flat peaches so that Important relatives around you will have the opportunity to live forever.

As for why you don't go to Sanqingtian and listen to Yuanshi Tianzun's preaching, it's purely because these aunt Nuwa and Brother Tongtian have talked too much.

Keep listening, it won't help Pan Haodong much.

Yaochi.

Sitting in the magnificent pavilion, the queen mother tasted the fine nectar and fished with a fish tank. When she saw Pan Haodong suddenly appear, she said strangely, "Dong Jun, why don't you go to Guanghan Palace to accompany Fairy Chang'e, what are you doing in my fairyland?"

"My lady, I want to negotiate a deal with you."

Pan Haodong sat carelessly beside the Queen Mother, took out a box or two of Enlightenment tea, and said, "This is the Enlightenment tea I obtained in the early years. It can help people enlighten people. For the rest, I want to exchange some flat peaches with you."

"Enlightenment tea?"

The Queen Mother handed over the fish tank to Xian'e, and turned to look at Pan Haodong: "Really? Dongjun, I have a lot of experience, so don't lie to me."

"Your Majesty, you can make a cup and taste it first. If it doesn't work, I'll let you do whatever you want for a month." Pan Haodong also gave it a go.

When the Queen Mother heard this, her eyes lit up suddenly, and she said happily: "This is true."

"really."

Pan Haodong nodded.

The enlightenment tea that I took out is real, and I am not afraid of anything.

When the Queen Mother saw that he was so confident, most of the joy on her face suddenly disappeared. She had no hope of becoming a saint and was not keen on enlightenment. She could not improve much anyway.

On the contrary, a charming and good-looking male god like Dongjun is more attractive to him.

If you can dispose of it at will for a month...

It's really exciting to think about it!

Unfortunately, no chance.

The tea leaves that Dong Jun took out actually helped people to realize the Tao.

After the queen mother tasted it, she was very disappointed: "Dong Jun, how many flat peaches do you want to trade with this palace?"

Pan Haodong smiled and said, "Come here for 3000 years, 6000 years, and 9000 years. You can give me as many flat peaches as you think these Enlightenment teas are worth."

"How about fifty 3000-year-old flat peaches, ten 6000-year-old flat peaches, and three 9000-year-old flat peaches?"

"make a deal."

They are all cheerful people.

After both parties complete the transaction.

The queen mother said: "Dongjun, I haven't eaten your cooking for a long time, can you stay and cook a big meal for me and the Jade Emperor?"

(End of this chapter)