Me, tens of billions of land to farm
Chapter 188 The System Will Make Jokes
Chapter 188 The System Will Make Jokes
"puff!"
Su Ming almost vomited blood.
Your system is poisonous, right?
Still running around in the middle of the night?
Overnight in the mountains?
Spend the night in the woods?
What do you want me to do?
System, system, your purpose is not pure!
Depend on!
System, don't you have any special hobbies...
"Ding! The system detects the dissatisfaction of the host, and the system is unbinding..."
"I rely on!"
Su Ming was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly became anxious.
"Don't, don't!"
It is where it comes in handy.
Just remind yourself during the auction that it is a national treasure.
Why does this figure look familiar?
I'll go, isn't this Captain Wu?
"It won't be planted today."
Don't make trouble, this is no joke.
Why does everyone want to touch porcelain when they see themselves?
Stretched and washed up.
Large-scale planting is still the kingly way, upgrade quickly!
The most important thing is that tnd succeeded!
In fact, it's a coincidence.
Captain Wu felt much more comfortable after eating.
Captain Wu eats very fast. In Captain Wu's words, it is the result of years of work.
"Ugh……"
The next day was early in the morning.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Su, I didn't sleep all night last night..."
Sometimes work is too busy, and it only takes 2 minutes to eat a bowl of instant noodles.
However, Su Ming also felt a little emotional.
Little days are so comfortable!
What did Su Ming suddenly think of?
Depend on!
How could I have forgotten this problem?
Truth pill! ! !
"Ding! The system is joking too!"
I'm sorry, but you're still so open about eating?
There are five heads of garlic in front of him.
Am I not trying my best?
With a full harvest, Su Ming was in a good mood, thinking about what to plant tomorrow, and returned to the villa.
"I was just joking, is it serious? Is it serious?"
A pile of cigarette butts lay beside it.
yo?
Captain Wu heard it.
Just when Su Ming was about to go back, he saw a figure squatting on the steps of the Tianguo Building.
Su Ming got up.
Su Ming chuckled.
As a result, he squatted for too long, and when he stood suddenly, his eyes turned black and he wobbled, and he was about to fall down.
Coming out of the villa, Yoo Da Da came to the door and opened it.
Su Ming shrugged indifferently.
To be honest, there are not many people robbing jewelry stores in this era.
"what……"
Come on, what you say is what you say.
"Uh……"
You must know that in addition to planting things and harvesting things in normal times, the system will not even put a fart.
isn't it? ?
15 minutes later.
Then this group of iron-headed babies succeeded.
What's going on here? ?
Let's have something to talk about, okay?
"Captain Wu, what's wrong with you?"
"This……"
Seeing the busy traffic and people coming and going at the door, Su Ming was in a good mood.
Su Ming's eyes were irritated by the sight.
But we are farmers.
Makes sense.
Captain Wu frowned, worried: "But this guy is an old fritter with a strong sense of anti-reconnaissance. We searched his residence, checked his call records and bank records, and found no clues. I got something out of his mouth, but this guy's mouth was very hard, and he didn't say a word after a whole night of interrogation..."
"Look at how embarrassing this is..."
You can only blame yourself for hitting the muzzle of the gun.
It happened that the city repaired the circuit that night.
Su Ming was dumbfounded.
I'm sorry.
Half a month ago, a theft occurred at one of the largest jewelry stores in the area.
There are so many surveillances, and the anti-theft methods are so developed.
Captain Wu scratched his head in embarrassment.
Captain Wu sighed: "Have you heard of the theft that happened half a month ago, Mr. Su?"
Captain Wu was holding a big bowl of noodles, sucking on the delicious smell.
The strawberries in the field have withered.
Hey!
Who told you that the system is awesome? ?
And although this skill looks useless, it is actually useful.
correct!
Could it be that he has the physique of touching porcelain? ?
Rest at sunset and work at sunrise!
big bro.
Su Ming took it back by the way, and gained another 1000 experience.
Although I have the talent of not being tired, my body is still full of energy.
Before Captain Wu could finish his words, his stomach suddenly growled.
Su Ming hurried forward to support Captain Wu.
"Cuckoo..."
Su Ming blinked his eyes and asked.
Su Ming was dumbfounded.
"Captain Wu, I haven't seen an interrogation prisoner before. Can you take me to see him?"
"Just right, I have something to eat in the refrigerator. If Captain Wu doesn't mind, you can go to my place to eat."
Captain Wu hurriedly stood up when he saw Su Ming.
Well, I'm a little guilty...
But looking at Captain Wu like this, things don't seem to be going so smoothly.
???
The leaders above also trust him very much.
"Alright alright!"
Captain Wu blinked, feeling a little embarrassed: "This Mr. Su is really embarrassed, according to the rules..."
"We tracked down for half a month, and finally caught a suspect."
Su Ming hastily smiled and accompanied him.
Don't make trouble.
After packing up the things in the field, I drove the agricultural machine to plow the field, and it was already 2 o'clock in the morning when I finished.
Captain Wu stopped, looking haggard.
"Captain Wu, what's wrong with you?"
You said that the country is developing so well now that you can't make a living by doing something, but you just do this kind of illegal business.
After taking a shower, I opened the refrigerator and took out something to fill my stomach, and fell asleep soundly.
This case caused quite a stir. As the captain of the Criminal Investigation Brigade, Captain Wu, he received a call from the city leader 5 minutes after the incident, and resolved the case within a deadline.
Su Ming thought about it for a moment, then nodded: "I have a little impression, what's wrong?"
The system actually interacts with itself?
"Ding! Please rest assured, the host, the skills provided by the system will be useful in the future, please wait patiently!"
Su Ming couldn't help being curious, and walked over.
Captain Wu is upright and capable of solving crimes.
Ok……
Not spicy? ?
Su Ming asked.
Captain Wu deserves to be the guardian of the people. He is so tired that he still insists on working and refuses to sleep.
Aren't you embarrassed?
Su Ming asked.
Captain Wu was wearing casual clothes, with a sad and haggard face, squatting bitterly on the steps, smoking a cigarette.
At least I don't need to light mosquito coils and hang mosquito nets in summer, and smear Liushen toilet water on my body.
Hey!
Unless you're a tough kid, how tough do you have to be to think about robbing a jewelry store?
But just half a month ago, a group of iron-headed children really went to snatch it.
"Captain Wu, you don't know, I took criminal psychology as an elective in college, maybe I can help you with something?"
A bowl of noodles, five heads of garlic?
Five heads of garlic, not five cloves of garlic!
"Oh! Mr. Su?"
"Look at me..."
You are not unlucky who is unlucky.
Power outage for 15 minutes.
As long as it can solve the case, any method will do, as long as it is not illegal!
After all, this case is too urgent, it is imminent!
"Okay, Mr. Su, then please come with me."
"..."
(End of this chapter)
"puff!"
Su Ming almost vomited blood.
Your system is poisonous, right?
Still running around in the middle of the night?
Overnight in the mountains?
Spend the night in the woods?
What do you want me to do?
System, system, your purpose is not pure!
Depend on!
System, don't you have any special hobbies...
"Ding! The system detects the dissatisfaction of the host, and the system is unbinding..."
"I rely on!"
Su Ming was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly became anxious.
"Don't, don't!"
It is where it comes in handy.
Just remind yourself during the auction that it is a national treasure.
Why does this figure look familiar?
I'll go, isn't this Captain Wu?
"It won't be planted today."
Don't make trouble, this is no joke.
Why does everyone want to touch porcelain when they see themselves?
Stretched and washed up.
Large-scale planting is still the kingly way, upgrade quickly!
The most important thing is that tnd succeeded!
In fact, it's a coincidence.
Captain Wu felt much more comfortable after eating.
Captain Wu eats very fast. In Captain Wu's words, it is the result of years of work.
"Ugh……"
The next day was early in the morning.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Su, I didn't sleep all night last night..."
Sometimes work is too busy, and it only takes 2 minutes to eat a bowl of instant noodles.
However, Su Ming also felt a little emotional.
Little days are so comfortable!
What did Su Ming suddenly think of?
Depend on!
How could I have forgotten this problem?
Truth pill! ! !
"Ding! The system is joking too!"
I'm sorry, but you're still so open about eating?
There are five heads of garlic in front of him.
Am I not trying my best?
With a full harvest, Su Ming was in a good mood, thinking about what to plant tomorrow, and returned to the villa.
"I was just joking, is it serious? Is it serious?"
A pile of cigarette butts lay beside it.
yo?
Captain Wu heard it.
Just when Su Ming was about to go back, he saw a figure squatting on the steps of the Tianguo Building.
Su Ming got up.
Su Ming chuckled.
As a result, he squatted for too long, and when he stood suddenly, his eyes turned black and he wobbled, and he was about to fall down.
Coming out of the villa, Yoo Da Da came to the door and opened it.
Su Ming shrugged indifferently.
To be honest, there are not many people robbing jewelry stores in this era.
"what……"
Come on, what you say is what you say.
"Uh……"
You must know that in addition to planting things and harvesting things in normal times, the system will not even put a fart.
isn't it? ?
15 minutes later.
Then this group of iron-headed babies succeeded.
What's going on here? ?
Let's have something to talk about, okay?
"Captain Wu, what's wrong with you?"
"This……"
Seeing the busy traffic and people coming and going at the door, Su Ming was in a good mood.
Su Ming's eyes were irritated by the sight.
But we are farmers.
Makes sense.
Captain Wu frowned, worried: "But this guy is an old fritter with a strong sense of anti-reconnaissance. We searched his residence, checked his call records and bank records, and found no clues. I got something out of his mouth, but this guy's mouth was very hard, and he didn't say a word after a whole night of interrogation..."
"Look at how embarrassing this is..."
You can only blame yourself for hitting the muzzle of the gun.
It happened that the city repaired the circuit that night.
Su Ming was dumbfounded.
I'm sorry.
Half a month ago, a theft occurred at one of the largest jewelry stores in the area.
There are so many surveillances, and the anti-theft methods are so developed.
Captain Wu scratched his head in embarrassment.
Captain Wu sighed: "Have you heard of the theft that happened half a month ago, Mr. Su?"
Captain Wu was holding a big bowl of noodles, sucking on the delicious smell.
The strawberries in the field have withered.
Hey!
Who told you that the system is awesome? ?
And although this skill looks useless, it is actually useful.
correct!
Could it be that he has the physique of touching porcelain? ?
Rest at sunset and work at sunrise!
big bro.
Su Ming took it back by the way, and gained another 1000 experience.
Although I have the talent of not being tired, my body is still full of energy.
Before Captain Wu could finish his words, his stomach suddenly growled.
Su Ming hurried forward to support Captain Wu.
"Cuckoo..."
Su Ming blinked his eyes and asked.
Su Ming was dumbfounded.
"Captain Wu, I haven't seen an interrogation prisoner before. Can you take me to see him?"
"Just right, I have something to eat in the refrigerator. If Captain Wu doesn't mind, you can go to my place to eat."
Captain Wu hurriedly stood up when he saw Su Ming.
Well, I'm a little guilty...
But looking at Captain Wu like this, things don't seem to be going so smoothly.
???
The leaders above also trust him very much.
"Alright alright!"
Captain Wu blinked, feeling a little embarrassed: "This Mr. Su is really embarrassed, according to the rules..."
"We tracked down for half a month, and finally caught a suspect."
Su Ming hastily smiled and accompanied him.
Don't make trouble.
After packing up the things in the field, I drove the agricultural machine to plow the field, and it was already 2 o'clock in the morning when I finished.
Captain Wu stopped, looking haggard.
"Captain Wu, what's wrong with you?"
You said that the country is developing so well now that you can't make a living by doing something, but you just do this kind of illegal business.
After taking a shower, I opened the refrigerator and took out something to fill my stomach, and fell asleep soundly.
This case caused quite a stir. As the captain of the Criminal Investigation Brigade, Captain Wu, he received a call from the city leader 5 minutes after the incident, and resolved the case within a deadline.
Su Ming thought about it for a moment, then nodded: "I have a little impression, what's wrong?"
The system actually interacts with itself?
"Ding! Please rest assured, the host, the skills provided by the system will be useful in the future, please wait patiently!"
Su Ming couldn't help being curious, and walked over.
Captain Wu is upright and capable of solving crimes.
Ok……
Not spicy? ?
Su Ming asked.
Captain Wu deserves to be the guardian of the people. He is so tired that he still insists on working and refuses to sleep.
Aren't you embarrassed?
Su Ming asked.
Captain Wu was wearing casual clothes, with a sad and haggard face, squatting bitterly on the steps, smoking a cigarette.
At least I don't need to light mosquito coils and hang mosquito nets in summer, and smear Liushen toilet water on my body.
Hey!
Unless you're a tough kid, how tough do you have to be to think about robbing a jewelry store?
But just half a month ago, a group of iron-headed children really went to snatch it.
"Captain Wu, you don't know, I took criminal psychology as an elective in college, maybe I can help you with something?"
A bowl of noodles, five heads of garlic?
Five heads of garlic, not five cloves of garlic!
"Oh! Mr. Su?"
"Look at me..."
You are not unlucky who is unlucky.
Power outage for 15 minutes.
As long as it can solve the case, any method will do, as long as it is not illegal!
After all, this case is too urgent, it is imminent!
"Okay, Mr. Su, then please come with me."
"..."
(End of this chapter)
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