Me, tens of billions of land to farm

Chapter 204
Look at Cao Mingyuan.

Wearing long clothes and trousers, I am afraid of being bitten by mosquitoes, but there are still many bags on my face and hands.

Moreover, mosquitoes in the mountains can bite people through clothes.

It hurts and itches.

which is like myself.

Wearing shorts and shorts is very chic.

There were no traces of mosquito bites on my body.

"System! Anti-mosquito bite system, can it prevent poisonous snakes??"

"Ding! Don't worry, host, poisonous snakes, centipedes, scorpions, etc. are all acceptable!"

"Ha ha!"

Suicide in front of his own face.

Cao Mingyuan was dumbfounded, dumbfounded, and couldn't believe it at all.

Do you need to be so sure?
What good is it to you not to believe me?
"How about we make a bet?"

Su Ming frowned.

Cao Mingyuan shook his head: "Why don't you have a mosquito bag on your body?"

"Then I'll come and train you a thousand times."

What are you doing? !

I go……

This wave of Tianxiu.

Young man, don't you talk about martial arts?

"How many times have you cheated on me? How many times have I been beaten because of you?"

Just beg you to be quiet for a while.

Cao Mingyuan suddenly felt guilty: "It's fine if you don't know, the Buddha said, if you know it, it's annoying, if you don't know, it's good."

"Just bet on whether this snake will listen to me? Whoever loses will cook later!"

Cao Mingyuan blinked, and swept Su Ming's body back and forth. Su Mingzhi felt goosebumps when he looked at it, and his hairs exploded, and he felt a chill.

Can poisonous snakes understand human speech?
It's not such a joke!
But a scene that Cao Mingyuan couldn't believe happened happened.

"My uncle is gone!"

"Do not believe!"

Old Su, are you okay? ?
Are you suffering from hysteria?

How many times have you sneaked up on me in the back?

"Damn! Strong words and unreasonable words, evildoers accept the move, I can tell at a glance that you are not human, Dawei Tianlong!"

Su Ming laughed.

Su Ming smiled lightly and said confidently.

"Don't worry, Lao Su, I will take care of your parents for you after you leave!"

I am Nima!
Believe it or not, I planted you in the mountains as a mushroom!
No wonder I was always criticized by the teacher when I was little!
I was young at that time, and I didn't know what was going on, so I was criticized honestly.

Cao Mingyuan opened his eyes.

"you!"

Su Ming turned around and glared at him.

Su Ming breathed out the fragrance.

I really can't complain...

Block the snake girl in Liushen costume in the middle and force her to return to the city! ?
I am Nima!
The show makes my scalp numb!

"Don't, don't!"

Cao Mingyuan was so nervous.

"When you were in the fifth grade, someone reported you for stealing into the women's toilet, and you were punished to stand outside for a whole day. If I went to the girls' toilet, I would say your name."

"Every year I will burn some paper for you, some movies that one or two people have finished acting in or something."

Su Ming walked over with a smile and patted him on the shoulder.

"Old Su is a brother, I'm sorry for you!"

Cao Mingyuan stared and told lies.

"And the card of the anime character you like so much, I actually took it secretly..."

Depend on!
???

"Lao Su, have a good trip!"

"Fizz!"

Su Ming walked to a place very close to the poisonous snake, then pointed to the nearby grass, and said in a very stern tone: "Go in!"

But looking back now, it turned out that this guy was telling the truth!

Su Ming raised his eyebrows.

"Depend on!"

"Okay, then I'll tell your parents about your playing mahjong last night..."

"Are you angry with me, well, I admit, I shouldn't have secretly thrown your homework into the toilet in the third grade and let you be criticized by the teacher, but I was young and ignorant at that time, no? ?”

"Admit what? I was just joking, do you have evidence? I didn't say anything just now!"

"Old Su, don't talk nonsense for no reason."

Su Ming complained and walked towards the poisonous snake under Cao Mingyuan's extremely nervous eyes.

Cao Mingyuan threw out two words without any hesitation.

Spit out the snake letter, and it looks like an attack.

The poisonous snake really shrank back, and then swam towards the direction Su Ming pointed.

"You just admitted it to yourself!"

"Old Su, I was wrong. I'll admit my mistake to you. Isn't it okay to admit my mistake? Don't be too hard on yourself."

"Uh……"

"What bet?"

There are several black lines on Su Ming's head.

"Damn! Old Su, don't be too hard on yourself!"

……

Cao Mingyuan hastily covered his eyes.

"I dodge! The 25th form of the Tathagata God's Palm, the Thunderbolt Sword that Moves the Universe!"

"Old Cao, are you okay? Let me tell you in advance, I'm not interested in men."

Cao Mingyuan thought Su Ming would come up with some good idea, but in the end he used this method.

How did this guy do it?
Could it be that?
During this time, Su Ming raised snakes in the zoo?

"it is good!"

Let me tell you, it's too late to regret now.

Ugh!
I blame myself for being ignorant when I was young, and it seems that I forced Old Su to do so.

The system is truly awesome!
"Don't laugh!"

"Get out, you're still pretending to be confused, I'll tell you why I always liked to criticize when I was young, so it's you!"

Cao Mingyuan said in a hurry.

You'll have this meal ready later!
Su Ming straightened his clothes a little, coughed, and walked towards the poisonous snake with his head held high.

"Old Cao, what did you say just now? I didn't hear clearly, can I trouble you to say it again?"

"Believe it or not."

"???"

Can you still laugh when you're so nervous?
Cao Mingyuan hurriedly took a step back, looking at the snake in front of him very nervously.

"Farewell, Old Su, my uncle and aunt are still waiting for you at home."

"You can't hammer me, you are a piece of iron that can be tempered into steel, and I am a piece of rotten wood that can be shattered with a hammer!"

"Where do you want to go?"

"Isn't this... Isn't this tempered and tempered? Is it steel?"

Depend on!
What kind of words are these tigers and wolves!
Why did he die!
Do I look like I'm going to die?

When Cao Mingyuan heard this, he immediately panicked: "No, no, good brothers, we two, brothers, you can't cheat me! My dad will have to break my legs if he knows!"

……

"Believe it or not I can make it do what I say."

The more Su Ming listened, the more uncomfortable he became.

"By the way, I'll find you a wife. You weren't married when you were alive, so you can't be alone when you die, right?"

The two quarreled for a while, and then went on down the mountain.

"Damn! Old Su, don't make trouble, my calf is about to twist."

The poisonous snake's body curled up, its head retracted slightly.

What is this for?Test the poison on yourself?

And you listen to what you burnt for me!

It's not necessary.

Cao Mingyuan nodded hurriedly, for fear that Su Ming would regret it.

It's all my fault, wouldn't it be better to say an apology earlier?
"Your uncle!."

Su Ming suddenly laughed, which startled Cao Mingyuan.

"I don't attract mosquitoes."

"Really, isn't it? I remember that you were most likely to be stung when you were young..."

"Maybe it's a genetic mutation when you grow up?"

Su Ming smiled, very calm.

(End of this chapter)