Me, tens of billions of land to farm
Chapter 774
Chapter 774
on this bottle.
Pasted a piece of paper.
On it is a line of handwritten text, which is crooked.
"Dish soap diluent!"
"I rely on!"
He Chun stood up straight away and ran towards the toilet.
"Hahaha!"
The remaining few showed no mercy at all and laughed loudly.
After a few minutes.
He Chun came back with a pale face, and hiccupped non-stop while sitting on the chair.
"belch……"
I just hit one, and a bubble came out of my mouth!
"I rely on!"
"Hahahaha!"
"Human bubble machine!"
Everyone laughed out loud when they saw it.
"Damn! You bad friends!"
He Chun couldn't help but rolled his eyes.
"Are you okay, do you want to go to the hospital?"
Su Ming sat aside and held back a laugh, then asked.
Dishwashing liquid is clinically not harmful to the human body.
Of course, drinking too much can disturb the gastrointestinal system, and you still need to go to the hospital for gastric lavage, but there is no danger of life.
It's just that although this product drank three cups, they were all diluted.
In addition, I vomited it up in time when I went to the bathroom just now, so the problem should not be big, and gastric lavage is not.
"fine."
He Chun shook his head resolutely: "It's not easy to meet Brother Su once, and I can't lose the chain no matter what I say!"
"Ok."
After seeing it, Su Ming felt amused and stopped forcing it.
"That's right! We haven't ordered wine yet, who the hell, Old Tang, come here!"
He Chun waved his hand.
Manager Tang was watching not far away.
After seeing it, I ran away and ran over.
"Let me tell you what's going on with you, Old Tang. Can you tell me what's going on with this dish soap? I just drank three cups!"
However, this product did not have iodine, but pointed to the dilution of dish soap in front of the person.
"Uh……"
Manager Tang had a troubled expression on his face.
"Manager Tang, what do you mean? Is it the hotel waiter who did it? How many times have I said before that service is the most important thing. Fortunately, this kind of thing happened to me. What if another customer drinks it? What about our store? Don't you know how big the impact is?!"
He Chun made a straight face, and then asked loudly.
It's just that this guy's personality and seriousness really have nothing to do with it. Does it look a little funny? It's holding back the guys next to him.
My face is turning green!
"Master, I really can't bear it anymore. This matter has nothing to do with me. It was obviously made by you the day before yesterday. You said you wanted to blow bubbles. We wanted to take them away at the time. What did you say that you would not let the next day have more?" Come, but you only came today!"
Manager Tang really doesn't want to take the blame for this.
"what……"
He Chun is so embarrassed.
After finally meeting the eldest brother's elder brother, the eldest sister's eldest brother's boyfriend, that legendary brother-in-law who is particularly awesome, good guy, he didn't show his face at all, and he lost his face twice first.
I really want to find a place to get in, I can't survive!
This Manager Tang!
You wait for me, I will definitely lock you up in the little black room later, I don't know how to give this young master face!
"Cough cough!"
He Chun was very embarrassed and coughed a few times: "Why are you still standing? Why don't you hurry up and serve the wine!"
"Yes Yes Yes!"
Manager Tang was amused and knew that it was his young master. He felt a little embarrassed and didn't dare to say anything more, so he just left.
"hey-hey!"
He Chun turned his head and was about to say something to Su Ming when he hiccupped again, another bubble!
"Hahahahahaha!"
Even Su Ming couldn't help it this time, everyone including Xiaoqing laughed so hard that they covered their mouths and snickered.
"Ha ha……"
If it's just the few people around laughing.
He Chun will definitely stand up and fight them to the death!
But Su Ming is here, and Su Ming is smiling so happily, He Chun can only smile but not smile!
Anyway, it’s not bad that Brother Su smiled so happily when he saw me for the first time, and I’m also credited for it.
He Chun thought for a long time in his heart, and it was considered self-consolation.
After chatting for a while, a few people became familiar with each other, and at this time the wine was served.
In addition to wine, there is actually a scale!
It's not too big, a small disc is a kitchen scale.
"What is this for?"
After looking at it, Su Ming said curiously, what's the matter, do you have to be so precise when drinking?
"hey-hey!"
Sitting next to Su Ming at this time, this guy chuckled: "I'm sorry, Brother Su will show you a talent, and then I won't be able to accompany you anymore!"
"Ok?"
Su Ming was stunned for a moment.
I saw this guy pouring wine into the wine glass and weighing exactly 100 grams!
Followed by a gulp.
It was okay when it first entered the stomach, and looked at Su Ming with a smile: "Bye bye!"
The voice fell.
Snapped!
The whole person fell down on the table and fell asleep soundly!
???
Su Ming was stunned at that time.
I rely on!
I finally know why your name is Erliang. So that’s why? !
Dude, so accurate and fast? !
"Hahaha! Brother Su!"
Hai Hai, who was sitting on the side, said with a smile: "Brother, you don't know that this guy's wine has been strictly tested by us."
"Oh?"
Su Ming was stunned for a moment.
"This guy has been drinking poorly since he was a child. After drinking a few glasses, he will be unconscious. He will sleep for two or three days."
"Later we thought, every time we drink, we can't do it like this, and our body can't bear it anymore, so we started to measure and drink little by little from one to two."
"In the end we found that he collapsed at the end of the day, and then he just slept for one night, and he could continue to fight the next day!"
The sea said from the side.
Su Ming couldn't laugh or cry when he heard it, boy, what kind of stuff are these?
Is it so superb?
Just as Su Ming was about to speak, he suddenly lowered his head to look carefully at his wrist. At first glance, my good guy, his wrist is actually a little red and black, and Xiaoqing's wrist is already a little black!
Who is it?
Such hostility?
Su Ming squinted his eyes slightly and looked around, and suddenly found a young man sitting in a relatively small booth less than 10 meters away, swinging his legs.
A pair of eyes fixed on Xiaoqing.
"What's wrong brother?"
Seeing something strange about Su Ming.
"It's all right."
Su Ming smiled and shook his head: "No matter what happens later, who comes and does what, you all have to hold back."
"???"
These brothers are all stunned, what does Brother Su mean by this?
"Brother, what do you mean by this? Something is going to happen later. Don't worry, you are in my territory..."
He Chun said hurriedly.
"Don't, don't, don't, it's meaningless, let's watch a play while drinking."
Su Ming was in a good mood when I met this guy today. If that guy doesn't have eyesight, I'd better play with him.
(End of this chapter)
on this bottle.
Pasted a piece of paper.
On it is a line of handwritten text, which is crooked.
"Dish soap diluent!"
"I rely on!"
He Chun stood up straight away and ran towards the toilet.
"Hahaha!"
The remaining few showed no mercy at all and laughed loudly.
After a few minutes.
He Chun came back with a pale face, and hiccupped non-stop while sitting on the chair.
"belch……"
I just hit one, and a bubble came out of my mouth!
"I rely on!"
"Hahahaha!"
"Human bubble machine!"
Everyone laughed out loud when they saw it.
"Damn! You bad friends!"
He Chun couldn't help but rolled his eyes.
"Are you okay, do you want to go to the hospital?"
Su Ming sat aside and held back a laugh, then asked.
Dishwashing liquid is clinically not harmful to the human body.
Of course, drinking too much can disturb the gastrointestinal system, and you still need to go to the hospital for gastric lavage, but there is no danger of life.
It's just that although this product drank three cups, they were all diluted.
In addition, I vomited it up in time when I went to the bathroom just now, so the problem should not be big, and gastric lavage is not.
"fine."
He Chun shook his head resolutely: "It's not easy to meet Brother Su once, and I can't lose the chain no matter what I say!"
"Ok."
After seeing it, Su Ming felt amused and stopped forcing it.
"That's right! We haven't ordered wine yet, who the hell, Old Tang, come here!"
He Chun waved his hand.
Manager Tang was watching not far away.
After seeing it, I ran away and ran over.
"Let me tell you what's going on with you, Old Tang. Can you tell me what's going on with this dish soap? I just drank three cups!"
However, this product did not have iodine, but pointed to the dilution of dish soap in front of the person.
"Uh……"
Manager Tang had a troubled expression on his face.
"Manager Tang, what do you mean? Is it the hotel waiter who did it? How many times have I said before that service is the most important thing. Fortunately, this kind of thing happened to me. What if another customer drinks it? What about our store? Don't you know how big the impact is?!"
He Chun made a straight face, and then asked loudly.
It's just that this guy's personality and seriousness really have nothing to do with it. Does it look a little funny? It's holding back the guys next to him.
My face is turning green!
"Master, I really can't bear it anymore. This matter has nothing to do with me. It was obviously made by you the day before yesterday. You said you wanted to blow bubbles. We wanted to take them away at the time. What did you say that you would not let the next day have more?" Come, but you only came today!"
Manager Tang really doesn't want to take the blame for this.
"what……"
He Chun is so embarrassed.
After finally meeting the eldest brother's elder brother, the eldest sister's eldest brother's boyfriend, that legendary brother-in-law who is particularly awesome, good guy, he didn't show his face at all, and he lost his face twice first.
I really want to find a place to get in, I can't survive!
This Manager Tang!
You wait for me, I will definitely lock you up in the little black room later, I don't know how to give this young master face!
"Cough cough!"
He Chun was very embarrassed and coughed a few times: "Why are you still standing? Why don't you hurry up and serve the wine!"
"Yes Yes Yes!"
Manager Tang was amused and knew that it was his young master. He felt a little embarrassed and didn't dare to say anything more, so he just left.
"hey-hey!"
He Chun turned his head and was about to say something to Su Ming when he hiccupped again, another bubble!
"Hahahahahaha!"
Even Su Ming couldn't help it this time, everyone including Xiaoqing laughed so hard that they covered their mouths and snickered.
"Ha ha……"
If it's just the few people around laughing.
He Chun will definitely stand up and fight them to the death!
But Su Ming is here, and Su Ming is smiling so happily, He Chun can only smile but not smile!
Anyway, it’s not bad that Brother Su smiled so happily when he saw me for the first time, and I’m also credited for it.
He Chun thought for a long time in his heart, and it was considered self-consolation.
After chatting for a while, a few people became familiar with each other, and at this time the wine was served.
In addition to wine, there is actually a scale!
It's not too big, a small disc is a kitchen scale.
"What is this for?"
After looking at it, Su Ming said curiously, what's the matter, do you have to be so precise when drinking?
"hey-hey!"
Sitting next to Su Ming at this time, this guy chuckled: "I'm sorry, Brother Su will show you a talent, and then I won't be able to accompany you anymore!"
"Ok?"
Su Ming was stunned for a moment.
I saw this guy pouring wine into the wine glass and weighing exactly 100 grams!
Followed by a gulp.
It was okay when it first entered the stomach, and looked at Su Ming with a smile: "Bye bye!"
The voice fell.
Snapped!
The whole person fell down on the table and fell asleep soundly!
???
Su Ming was stunned at that time.
I rely on!
I finally know why your name is Erliang. So that’s why? !
Dude, so accurate and fast? !
"Hahaha! Brother Su!"
Hai Hai, who was sitting on the side, said with a smile: "Brother, you don't know that this guy's wine has been strictly tested by us."
"Oh?"
Su Ming was stunned for a moment.
"This guy has been drinking poorly since he was a child. After drinking a few glasses, he will be unconscious. He will sleep for two or three days."
"Later we thought, every time we drink, we can't do it like this, and our body can't bear it anymore, so we started to measure and drink little by little from one to two."
"In the end we found that he collapsed at the end of the day, and then he just slept for one night, and he could continue to fight the next day!"
The sea said from the side.
Su Ming couldn't laugh or cry when he heard it, boy, what kind of stuff are these?
Is it so superb?
Just as Su Ming was about to speak, he suddenly lowered his head to look carefully at his wrist. At first glance, my good guy, his wrist is actually a little red and black, and Xiaoqing's wrist is already a little black!
Who is it?
Such hostility?
Su Ming squinted his eyes slightly and looked around, and suddenly found a young man sitting in a relatively small booth less than 10 meters away, swinging his legs.
A pair of eyes fixed on Xiaoqing.
"What's wrong brother?"
Seeing something strange about Su Ming.
"It's all right."
Su Ming smiled and shook his head: "No matter what happens later, who comes and does what, you all have to hold back."
"???"
These brothers are all stunned, what does Brother Su mean by this?
"Brother, what do you mean by this? Something is going to happen later. Don't worry, you are in my territory..."
He Chun said hurriedly.
"Don't, don't, don't, it's meaningless, let's watch a play while drinking."
Su Ming was in a good mood when I met this guy today. If that guy doesn't have eyesight, I'd better play with him.
(End of this chapter)
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