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Chapter 1142 Serving Pig Food to the Taijun

Chapter 1142 Serving Pig Food to the Taijun
Half a day passed quietly, and everyone in Shiqiao Village was feeling a little uneasy. At noon, the translator came out of the house to find Uncle Guo and said, "It's getting late. Hurry up and prepare lunch for the princes. After it's done, put it outside the house." That’s fine”

"Hey!" Although Uncle Guo was 1 unwilling, he still went to organize the villagers to cook lunch.

A while after the translator left, a silly Japanese guy played by Pan Changjiang in the movie walked outside the kitchen. He saw a large wooden barrel containing food outside the house, so he teamed up with several companions to carry it over.

After Uncle Guo finished cooking, he poured the food into a wooden barrel and put it outside the house. An old man in the village carried the wooden barrel and poured it into a pig trough not far away to feed the pigs without looking carefully.

The translator walked over with a fan, and Uncle Guo glanced at the wooden barrel outside the house, and said with a smile, "I don't know if the food suits the Majesty's taste."

The translator used his fingers to pick out a vegetable leaf from his teeth and said, "The taste is not bad. Taijun is very satisfied with the assorted soup you made."

"That's good, that's good." Uncle Guo's face changed drastically during the middle of speaking. What he made for lunch was not mixed soup, but a big bucket of noodles. The so-called mixed soup should be.
"What's wrong with you, you look so ugly?" The translator asked with a frown.

"It's nothing." Uncle Guo quickly smiled. After the translator left, he ran to the pigsty in the village to take a look. Several big fat pigs were happily eating noodles. It was the first time for them to eat such delicious noodles. s things.

He only felt that his heart was going to his throat. If the devils found out that they were eating pig food, the consequences would be disastrous. Fortunately, they didn't notice it.

At this time, Chen Ziang went door to door and asked if there were any poisons such as rat poison. If he wanted to kill many Japanese in a short period of time, poisoning in addition to thermal weapons was also a good countermeasure. Unfortunately, it was too early in that era. Medicines are not yet widely available on the market, and ordinary people don’t care too much even if there are mice in their homes.

"Looks like we still have to be upright," Chen Ziang thought in his heart.

At this time, the stupid Japanese was about to drink water after having a full meal, but found that the marching water bottle he had brought was empty, so he walked to the river alone to fill the water. After filling the water, he placed the water bottle under a tree. After taking a big sip, I leaned against the tree and took a nap in the shade of the tree.

Little did they know that two little twin boys, no more than seven or eight years old, were standing on the tree. The elder brother of the twins took out a rope with an iron hook hanging on the end of the rope. He put down the rope and quietly hooked up the marching kettle. People look at each other and smile.

After passing the kettle in the hands of the two, it was put down again, and then the two quietly left under the tree, hiding their achievements and fame.

The fool fell asleep for less than half an hour, when suddenly a sharp whistle sounded in his ears, which was the sound of the troops gathering.

He hastily hung up the kettle beside him and ran towards the room where the officer was. After waking up with parched mouth, he opened the kettle and took another big sip, but he was miraculously unaware that there was no longer water in the kettle, because the water was not fresh. Smell
After taking a sip, he took another sip. He felt that there was something in the kettle that he drank into his stomach. Unfortunately, he drank too fast and didn't have time to perceive what it was. He just thought it was a small fish in the river. Shrimp and the like, speeded up and ran towards the assembly location.

The bearded devil officer stood up straight, and there were many subordinates standing in the open space in front of him. The translator stood behind the officer and fanned him attentively with a fan.

"We must always behave like soldiers. Let's start counting now," the Japanese officer ordered seriously.

"One"

"two"

"three"

Everyone stood and counted in an orderly manner, and when it was the fool's turn, he was about to speak when he suddenly let out a cry.

"Aw~"

Everyone roared with laughter, and the devil officer felt ashamed, so he walked up to the silly devil, yelled "Baga!" and slapped him with his hands.

The silly devil covered his face and was very aggrieved. He obviously didn't call out the croak, but he didn't know why the croak suddenly appeared. He felt wronged.

"I'll give you one more chance, give me a good count!" The officer dropped this sentence viciously, then distanced himself from the crowd, stood three meters away, looked at them and said, "Re-count! "

"One"

"two"

"three"

When it was finally the idiot's turn, he swallowed his saliva, tensed up and was about to continue to count, the number had already been shouted out of his throat, and he was about to blurt it out, but it still came out with a croak.

The silly devil twitched in fright, and the bearded officer was notoriously short-tempered, so it was over.

The officer walked in front of him calmly, raised his right arm to the highest point, and slapped him with all his might.

Snapped! ! !
The idiot was whipped by the slap and spun around three times before he stopped. The officer was about to curse when he heard another sound in his ear.

"Aw~"

The officer was about to lose his temper, but the interpreter stammered, "Tai, Taijun, it seems to be really a frog."

"Huh?" The officer lowered his head and put his ear against the silly Japanese's belly, and sure enough, he clearly heard the cry of "croak, croak, croak".

"Hurry up and get the frog out of his stomach, what an idiot!" The officer frowned and walked away, and the interpreter hurriedly said to the two soldiers, "Hurry up and get the frog out, don't make the prince angry again "

"Hi!" The two ghosts circled the silly devil twice, and then they came up with a way, which was to let the silly devil spit out the frog.

So, one of them hugged the idiot tightly, and the other punched him in the stomach. After being punched more than a dozen times, the idiot was dizzy and almost rolled his eyes, but he had no desire to vomit. .

"I have a solution!" One of the devils smiled and took off his military boots. The smell of the shoes, which had been stuffy and sweaty for countless days, made everyone around him cover their noses and fan the wind. , It is really too smelly.

He quickly put his boots on the silly devil's nose, and the silly devil felt a gust of "fairy energy" rushing straight into his nasal cavity, rising to the top of his head and stimulating his brain, and instinctively opened his mouth to vomit after his stomach was overwhelmed.

The vomit contained a green-skinned frog. Don't spit it out and jumped into the grass beside him, disappearing without a trace.

"Noda, I really have you!" The interpreter patted the soldier's shoulder appreciatively, and the soldier said proudly, "It's just a trivial matter."

After the idiot vomited, his mouth was crooked and his eyes were slanted, his eyes were full of energy and dullness, as if he had been possessed by an evil spirit, and he muttered "Flower Girl~Flower Girl~"

(End of this chapter)

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