Siheyuan: Xu Damao is stunned at the beginning

Chapter 231 Grandpa wants to strengthen Yang!
There is no impenetrable wall in the world!

The news that the third uncle and the first mother were going to remarry suddenly became an explosive news in the hospital. It was made for a while, and everyone knew about it, everyone knew about it!
Most of the residents in the courtyard treated them with a heart of watching the excitement. Of course, there were also some like Chen Xiaofeng who were sincerely happy for the third master.

However, the first uncle and the third mother in the backyard feel a little uncomfortable in their hearts!

When it was time for dinner, Chen Xiaofeng went to the middle courtyard with a vegetable basket to choose and wash vegetables. He happened to meet the uncle who also came to wash rice and cook.

"Xiaofeng, I want to ask you something! I heard people in the courtyard saying that... that Yan Fugui is going to marry Ah Zhen, is it true?"

As soon as the uncle got off work, he was stimulated by this explosive news!

But he and the third master and the first mother have already torn faces, and they don't have any contact with each other for the time being, so naturally they are too embarrassed to ask!
So when I ran into Chen Xiaofeng, I just asked out the doubts in my heart!
Chen Xiaofeng, who was washing the dishes, looked up after hearing the words, but he hadn't seen him for a few days, and this old man changed his appearance!
His face is haggard, his eye sockets are sunken, and the dark circles around his eyes are even more obvious. He looks obviously overdrawn!

Needless to say, the old man was designated as the one who was given a lot of misfortune by the three mothers!
To say that these three mothers are really true, although she herself is fifty years old and can absorb soil, she still has to consider other people's uncles to some extent!
It's the donkey of the production team, so it can't stand such a whole night of tossing!

And it seems that there are no such things as kidney treasures and Liuwei Dihuang Wan these days!

If you lose your body, there is no way to make up for it!

"Yes, the third master told me personally!"

"By the way, grandpa, don't be sad. You're also getting involved with the third mother, right? If it's even, you won't suffer!"

Amused by the grandpa's almost collapsed appearance, Chen Xiaofeng couldn't help but make a joke after answering the grandpa's question!

"Bah...you bastard! Look at me, you've made me miserable!"

Even if the uncle took a sip angrily, is it even?Still not at a disadvantage?
He, Yi Zhonghai, suffered a loss and went to his grandma's house!
If you want to say that before, I really didn't know wow, these three moms are so energetic!
Every night, every night, again and again, until he wants to escape!
And it's okay if the uncle doesn't cooperate!

As long as he dares to say no, or shake his head!
The three mothers immediately darkened their faces, and then asked him half-threateningly, "Zhong Hai, you don't want Sha Zhu not to give you a pension, do you?"

Elder care, that is what Yi Zhonghai cares about the most, the third mother threatens him with this matter, how dare he not cooperate?
So just like this, the uncle's body is getting thinner and thinner day by day, and his spirit is gradually sluggish!
If this continues, let alone old age, whether he can live to the end of this year is still unknown!

And all this. . .Wasn't it indirectly caused by him, Chen Xiaofeng!

It’s okay to come up with some bad ideas!That's all right, everyone is peaceful and beautiful, and Yi Zhonghai is the only one who suffers!

"Hey, I said my uncle, we must be reasonable when we speak!"

"Why don't you say I did it when you were comfortable? You were too comfortable, and your body couldn't bear it anymore. You came to me. Is that reasonable?"

"At such an old age, you have to know how to control yourself! Look at how harmonious the third master and the first mother are now!"

Chen Xiaofeng was immediately unhappy when he heard the words. What do you mean it was all his fault?
If you, Yi Zhonghai, hadn't cheated first, would the aunt have divorced you?

"Bah! I'm about to die... still comfortable!"

"No, you have to take care of me! Otherwise, I really can't hold on!"

"Chen Xiaofeng, if you don't care about me, then I will appoint you to die at the door of your house!"

While the two were chatting, the third mother's heart-warming cry came from the backyard. This cry was just a little disgusting to others.

But to the uncle, this is a life-threatening ghost screaming and a terrifying existence!

He quickly grabbed Chen Xiaofeng, like a drowning person grabbing at straws to save his life, and asked Chen Xiaofeng to help him find a way.

"Hey, I said, uncle, you are dying... I can't help it! What can I do..."

"Hey! By the way, I have an idea!"

Looking at the old man, Chen Xiaofeng was absolutely pitiful for him, even at his age, he would still be sucked into sex!

But what can Chen Xiaofeng do?As a junior, he can't go directly to the third mother and let him calm down a bit, right?

The current plan, I'm afraid the only way to do it is from the uncle himself!
"What way? Tell me, tell me!"

The uncle's eyes lit up, as long as Chen Xiaofeng really had a way to get him out of the sea of ​​suffering, then to be honest, he would be able to be called Master Chen Xiaofeng in the future!
"Since you can't escape, it's better to face hard steel!"

Chen Xiaofeng said with a serious face!

"Bah! Fortunately, I thought you really had some good ideas!"

"Have a hard time with that crazy woman... Shall I get hard?"

As the uncle said, he also looked sad!

"Make up for it! What are you doing with the 80 yuan a month? Spend it!"

"Lamb kidneys, beef kidneys, pork kidneys, chicken treasures, sheep treasures, etc., you have to make them up!"

"These things, as long as you mend them for a few days, they will surely make the three mothers submissive!"

Chen Xiaofeng said with a smirk, this is the trump card of many men, if this trick doesn't work, then he really has nothing to do.

"This... Is it possible to support my body like this?"

The uncle was a little moved when he heard the words, but at the same time, he was also a little worried!
Now that he is older, he is not as good as before!

Follow Chen Xiaofeng's method to make up for it. . .That can't fix the problem, can it?

"Don't worry! How can this be possible?"

"If you're really worried, you might as well buy these things back and let Shazhu cook for you. These cooks know all about food supplements and yin and yang reconciliation!"

"Let him put some fire-reducing agent in it to neutralize it, isn't it foolproof!"

Chen Xiaofeng continued to add!

"Uh... Listening to you say that... it's really interesting!"

"But... where are these things sold?"

There was also an indescribable smile on the face of the uncle.

After listening to Chen Xiaofeng's words, his confidence is now greatly increased!
Yes, what's the use of escaping?Not only is it useless, but after a long time, the three mothers who are dissatisfied with their desires will probably have to talk nonsense in the courtyard, saying that Yi Zhonghai is dead, and ruining his reputation!
The really effective way is to defeat that old woman head-on!
Let her know how powerful this man is, and when she sees Yi Zhonghai taking off his pants in the future, she will be so scared that her legs will go limp!

"There are too many vegetable markets! No one wants these offals. While it's still early in the day, hurry over there, maybe you can still buy them!"

Chen Xiaofeng hastily reminded him.

After hearing this, the uncle stopped washing the rice and threw it in the sink, turned around and ran out of the courtyard, heading straight for the state-run vegetable market!
What kind of kidneys, eggs, whips, and other offals, no one likes to eat them these days, but they are so cheap!
Unlike in Chen Xiaofeng's previous life, a bunch of roasted kidneys cost around 20 or [-] yuan. Most people are really reluctant to eat them!
After the uncle left, Chen Xiaofeng's dishes were almost done.

He went back to the house and was about to cook, but was stopped by Lou Xiao'e!
Lou Xiao'e saw him working hard, so she refused to let him do it, so she insisted on doing it herself!

Chen Xiaofeng couldn't hold her back either, so he had to hand over the food to this girl!

As for himself, holding the guitar, he sat behind Lou Xiao'e, happily enjoying this simple happiness.

Not long after, the uncle came back in a hurry. He took two big bags into the water and stood at the door of Chen Xiaofeng's house.

From far away, Chen Xiaofeng could smell the fishy smell!
"Bought it so soon?"

Chen Xiaofeng was a little surprised. It took less than 10 minutes for this uncle to go out, right?

Came back with two big bags of loot so soon?
"Hi...good luck! There is a family in the courtyard next door, or they are responsible for selling beef and mutton in the market!"

"No, no one wants the water. He thinks it's a waste to throw it away, so he brings it back every day!"

"I bumped into him as soon as I went out, and I bought all these things on the spot. It cost about ten catties in total, and it only cost three yuan, not to mention how cheap it is!"

The old man said happily.

"That's right, don't even come in, this bag is still dripping with blood..."

"I just happened to be looking for Shazhu for something, let's go, let's go to his house!"

Chen Xiaofeng was afraid that the old man would come in and sit around and make his house smell bad, so he got up quickly and drove the old man out.

The uncle was also in a hurry to make up for it, so he nodded immediately, and then the two of them went to Shazhu's house together.

Just as it was time for dinner, Silly Zhu was also busy with dinner!

He brought a piece of fish back from the cafeteria today, and he was frying it on the pan. Seeing the uncle and Chen Xiaofeng suddenly barging in, he was so frightened that he hurriedly put the lid on the pan!

"You, you, you! What are you two doing!"

Silly Zhu panicked, the fish was just about to come out of the pot, and the two ran over, didn't they clearly want to come to his house for a meal?
His stupidity is not stingy, but this fish is really too small, it only weighs three to five taels, after the cheeks are scraped and the scales are scraped, it is less than two taels of meat!
It's only enough for him to serve with peanuts and drink two cups for one person. If two more people are added, then everyone can only gather together and chopsticks!

"Pillar! You have to save me!"

The uncle took a step forward, and his tone was almost crying!
Upon seeing this, Sha Zhu hurriedly asked him what was the matter, and he immediately told all the hardships he had experienced in the past few days!

But a full man doesn't know a hungry man is hungry!

Silly Zhu, who has been single for thousands of years, how can he feel the pain of the uncle?

He just thought it was the old man trying to show off, so he got angry on the spot and wanted to drive the old man away!
Seeing this, the uncle was immediately anxious and almost knelt down to Sha Zhu. He was not arguing with this, but he was really suffering!

If he doesn't mend it now, it will be over tonight!

Fortunately, after a lot of begging from him, and Chen Xiaofeng who was at the side also helped to explain a few words, Sha Zhu finally reluctantly agreed.

After taking the uncle's bag, Sha Zhu leaned closer and smelled it, and his facial features were all twisted together in an instant!
"Good guy, this whole bag of beef kidneys, plus a whole bag of lamb kidneys..."

"Okay, wait for me for a while, and you will fix it right away!"

Sha Zhu was a little surprised, but as a cook, he naturally knew the theory of complementing form with form.

Since the uncle has said so, then he will do it!

Now it's no way to ask him to take care of him for the elderly.

But such a small favor, Sha Zhu is still willing to help!
Take out the chopping board kitchen knife, take out the kidney slices, remove the glands, the huge kitchen knife, in Sha Zhu's hands, is as if it is a part of his body, extremely flexible.

After a flash of swords and swords, two big bags of kidneys were all changed to knives!

Beef kidneys are cut into kidney flowers, and lamb kidneys are cut into thick slices. It looks much fresher than before!

"Okay, uncle, take these to the yard and wash them!"

After all, there are requests from others, and the order of Sha Zhu, the uncle naturally dare not neglect!

He picked up the chopping board together, ran to the sink in the middle courtyard, and cleaned it carefully!
"By the way, Xiaofeng, why did you come here with the uncle!"

After finishing his temporary work, Sha Zhu turned around and wiped his hands on the apron.

It was only now that he noticed that Chen Xiaofeng, who had never waited to see the uncle, took the initiative to accompany the uncle to him, and it wasn't just this guy, what kind of medicine was being sold in the gourd again!
"Hey, I was washing vegetables outside before, but he ran over suddenly and asked me to help me find a solution!"

"I didn't mention it casually, but he really bought it back!"

"But I didn't come to you to accompany Yi Zhonghai! I'm looking for you because of other important things!"

After Shazhu's question, Chen Xiaofeng remembered the purpose of his trip, and quickly said to Shazhu with a mysterious face.

"Important matter? What important matter can you have?"

"Isn't it about the marriage of the third master? Then I knew it a long time ago, and everyone told me!"

Silly Zhu glanced at him, thinking that Chen Xiaofeng could have something important to do!

"Hey, it's a lifelong event for you silly, do you think it doesn't matter?"

Chen Xiaofeng continued to prompt.

"Of course it matters. I'm already in my twenties. If I don't get married, it will be a big problem!"

"But right now... Hey, there is really no suitable partner!"

As Silly Zhu said, he couldn't help but sighed heavily!

Before that, he was bewitched by ghosts, and he was fooled by Qin Huairu. He was bewitched in every possible way, but in the end he found that it was all for naught!

At the same time, because of his obsession, he also offended Qin Jingru, who was talking about the same thing, and the two of them broke off contact completely!

Silly Zhu knew that it was his own fault, so he didn't have the face to go to others again!
No, a delay will delay until now!

"In our radio station, there is a girl named Yu Haitang. That girl looks good and has a good figure!"

"He still has a registered permanent residence in the city, and his family's conditions are no worse than yours!"

"How is it? Are you interested?"

Chen Xiaofeng was afraid that this idiot would suddenly see through the world of mortals after going through those things before!
If that's the case, it's really troublesome!
But judging by his intentions, it is obvious that he still wants to find a wife!
This is much easier!
(End of this chapter)