Siheyuan: Xu Damao is stunned at the beginning

Chapter 236 Preparations for the Mid-Autumn Festival Party

The rolling mill, which had been quiet for several months, became lively again!

Seeing that the Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching, except for the production workshop, almost all departments are rehearsing the program intensively!

Once this time came in the factory, Chen Xiaofeng's leisurely days would be gone forever!
No, he went back to the radio station, arranged for Xiao Wang, Yu Haitang, and three newcomers to work, and then transferred to other departments non-stop.

Check out the program schedule!
After a day of prophecy yesterday, there are already three programs that have been approved by Chen Xiaofeng!
Those three programs are sketches in the cafeteria, dances in the publicity department, and choruses in the workshop!
But apart from these three, the other programs are really more ridiculous than the other!
For example, let's say the projection department!
Fortunately, they sent Xu Damao out to sing an old love song duet!
Then there was no one for the duet, and he was counting on Chen Xiaofeng to arrange it for him!

And as for Xu Damao's broken gong voice, if he goes to perform on the Mid-Autumn Festival, then the city leaders who came to observe will laugh their teeth out!
And the security department!This department is even more exaggerated than the projection department!
They actually planned to send a group of strong men to perform boxing!

At first, Chen Xiaofeng thought it was some kind of martial arts show, and thought it was pretty good!
Carry forward traditional culture!
And doesn't this just highlight the theme that we workers have power?
But what he didn't expect was. . .These great immortals with big arms and round waists. . .He doesn't know any martial arts at all!
They just stood in a row, took a stride, and then shouted for a long time, shouted, punched, shouted again, and threw another punch!
The whole scene is comparable to elementary school students doing morning exercises!

If they pass this, then Factory Manager Yang will probably scold him to death later!
There was no other way, so Chen Xiaofeng was not idle early in the morning, and started to stroll around each department!
Give them advice and help them think about ideas.

"Hey! Director Chen is here? Please come in, please come in! You have to help our logistics department think of a way about the Mid-Autumn Festival party! What is the rush of Director Yang!"

"But us rough old men, how can we know anything about literature and art?"

"Director Chen, my good comrade! As long as you think of a way for us to pass, then turn around... I will give you the reward from our logistics department last month, the radio ticket, will it work?"

As soon as Chen Xiaofeng walked to the door of the logistics department, he was dragged in by the sharp-eyed Director Ma of the logistics department!
Director Ma turned to Chen Xiaofeng, and suddenly poured out bitter water!
Their logistics department, that is the pension department for the workers in the rolling mill!
They are all rough men in their 40s and [-]s. They are really good at fishing for fish on weekdays!

But when it comes to literature and art, isn't that killing them!

A few days ago, a group of gentlemen gathered together, racked their brains, tried their best, and finally made up a three-and-a-half-sentence program!

Director Ma went into battle in person, accompanied by the three most senior employees in the department.

Carrying gongs and drums, I ran to the old office building with confidence yesterday, and performed for Chen Xiaofeng in front of everyone!
"This year our factory is doing well!"

"Leadership is good and there are few problems"

"There will be great development next year"

"Does not fall!!!"

As soon as the Four King Kongs in the logistics department finished reading, I couldn't help laughing out loud!

After being ridiculous for a long time, they realized that the other colleagues who were watching at the door all had faces covered in circles!

Looking at Chen Xiaofeng in front of the podium, his expression became even worse!

It's hard to say whether this is a show or not, and the word sounds scary!

There will be great development next year, and the result is that it will not go bankrupt. . .

What if there is no major development?Then close down?

Chen Xiaofeng didn't let them participate in this show. To be honest, it was all for their personal safety. . .

Think about it, when the time comes, the leaders of the city, the leaders of the factory, and a large group of leaders will sit in front of them, and everyone will be happy to talk about it.

You curse the rolling mills from above. . .Isn't that courting death?

"Hey, Director Ma, you don't have to be polite, we are grasshoppers on the same rope!"

"You guys can't pass this show, and I have to be talked about by Director Yang!"

"Look, I'm not the first to come to your logistics department!"

As soon as Chen Xiaofeng said this, Director Ma immediately breathed a sigh of relief!
He was the oldest director of the rolling mill, and he was about to retire!

Unlike other people who still want to climb up!His biggest goal is not to make any mistakes before retiring!
Stuck in peace and stability until retirement, don't ask for merit but only for no faults!
Hearing Chen Xiaofeng's mention yesterday, he also reacted with a slap in the head!
Indeed, if you mess around like them, it's no wonder you won't be punished by then!

So this early in the morning, the few of them didn't dare to think about it any more, they just waited for Chen Xiaofeng to come to save their lives!

"Yes yes yes! Then Director Chen, what kind of program do you think we are suitable for?"

"By the way... Our logistics department is full of rough guys, don't give us some singing and dancing!"

Director Ma originally thought that it would be fine to let Chen Xiaofeng make the decision, so that they would not make any more troubles!
But after thinking about it, he still added the latter sentence.

Because of the singing and dancing of these Dongxu, they really can't come, so if they bite the bullet, they can only make a fool of themselves!

"Of course! Even if you have this idea, I dare not arrange for you to play like this!"

Chen Xiaofeng replied immediately after hearing the words.

Fortunately, these people are not like Xu Damao, they are more or less self-aware!
"That's it. I think the format of the three-and-a-half-sentence program is actually very good. It's interesting and interesting. As long as it's accompanied by some actions, the program should have a good effect!"

"Your problems from yesterday, first, this time is not good! Second, it is too monotonous! Third, just this paragraph! The whole program can be solved in half a minute!"

"To put it bluntly, when the time comes, people will be more troublesome than you!"

The logistics department's idea is actually good.

Programs like three and a half sentences are very marketable in this era!
Everyone loves to listen and watch!
Therefore, as long as you make up a few more paragraphs and cooperate with some exaggerated actions that can point questions, the effect should not be too bad!
Of course, the premise is that you can't make up such unlucky words!
"Really? That would be great!"

"Oh, I just said that there is nothing wrong with my three and a half sentences, it's because they think the word too badly!"

When Director Ma heard the words, he immediately lost his mind!

By the way, I justified myself!
The idea of ​​these three and a half sentences was put forward by him, and the words were thought up by the staff, and have nothing to do with him!

Hearing what Lao Ma said, the people in his department are all roll-eyed Lao Gao!

They thought to themselves, it wasn't your Director Ma's idea, so didn't they pass after your Director Ma nodded?

Didn't you, Director Ma, just say it after listening to it?

It's all good now, if there is a problem, I will shirk it!

But these words, they just talk in their hearts!
No matter what, the old horse is also the director of the department, the head of the department!

It's not something ordinary workers like them can afford to offend!
"Well, this word should be generous and appropriate... Forget it, let me help you think about it!"

As Chen Xiaofeng spoke, he also lowered his head and began to meditate.

Although he worked harder, it was better than letting these guys make up things!

Not long after, Chen Xiaofeng made up a few paragraphs and told them to Lao Ma and others.

These three and a half sentences are not difficult to answer, and they are simpler than limericks, so for Chen Xiaofeng, it is not a delay!
Director Ma and the others didn't want to be troublesome. After hearing the lyrics compiled by Chen Xiaofeng, they naturally nodded and agreed.

For fear of forgetting, one of their employees took out a notebook and recorded all the three or five paragraphs that Chen Xiaofeng had just made up casually.

"Okay, you guys look at it with some interesting moves, and I'll see how you guys do it later!"

"I have to go to other departments to have a look, let's go first!"

After finishing speaking, Chen Xiaofeng stood up, turned around and prepared to leave the logistics department!
"Hey, Director Chen, I forgot the last song just now...you can say it again!"

Before Chen Xiaofeng reached the door, the staff in charge of recording quickly stopped him.

"Uh... ok! Listen up!"

"Red Star Steel Works welcomes the Mid-Autumn Festival"

"Leaders Take the Lead"

"Employees work hard to make progress"

"Don't play tricks!"

"Remember, when you say the last sentence, remember to add some funny movements, it must be lively and interesting, you know!"

After finishing speaking, Chen Xiaofeng ignored them and walked out the door!
This is not the only place where he is going to be busy today!

For the next location, Chen Xiaofeng chose the security department that left a rather shocking impression on him last time!
Many of the comrades in the security department were retreated from the militia companies in the previous districts.

These people have been training all year round, and they have touched real guys!
It's okay to let them shoot guns and wrestle, long-distance running and weightlifting, but theatrical performances are also difficult for them!
They had been discussing for a long time before, and then they had a flash of inspiration and came up with a martial arts performance!

While everyone was applauding and celebrating endlessly, someone among them suddenly said quietly, "Which one of you knows martial arts?"

Then there was a terrible silence!

In the end, their group of immortals actually lined up in front of Chen Xiaofeng and performed Zha Mabu, beating the air, almost making Chen Xiaofeng laugh out loud on the spot!

"Director Sun, are you busy?"

Chen Xiaofeng knocked on the door, and then walked straight into the security department's office!
In the office of the security department, except for one team member standing guard at the door, everyone else is here. Everyone is in a gloomy mood. Regarding the matter of the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala, I don't know what to do!

If we talk about the past, that's easy. Their security department has always been just a spectator, and they don't join in the fun at all!

But this year, Factory Manager Yang has sent a message that every department should come up with a program, otherwise it will be cleaned up!
There is no other way, these burly men can only get together and think hard here!

"Huh? Director Chen!!"

"Oh, we are looking forward to the stars and the moon, and we are looking forward to you!"

"Sit down, sit down, and help us pay attention!"

Director Sun of the security department had some friendship with Chen Xiaofeng, and when he met Chen Xiaofeng this time, his relationship became even more serious, which made the staff under him think they were so close!

"That's why I'm here! By the way, have you guys figured out anything today?"

After Chen Xiaofeng sat down, he immediately asked!
If you have a clue, you can perform it for him first, and then he will give some suggestions for revision. This is the easiest way!

"Uh...not at all!"

"I'm not afraid of making fun of you if I say it, just the show yesterday... that's the fruit of our hard work for several days!"

Director Sun didn't pretend anymore, and directly showed his cards to Chen Xiaofeng!

His meaning is also very clear, we just don't have the ability in this area, if you don't help, then watch us die!

Seeing Director Sun with a face of grief and indignation, Chen Xiaofeng also smiled wryly!

Indeed, a palm is stretched out, and the fingers are long or short!
Not to mention people!People are good at it and bad at it!
It can only be said that it was unlucky this time, and the leaders of the city came to inspect the factory!

Naturally, the factory didn't dare to neglect, so ah, wouldn't this just drive the ducks to the shelves!
"Actually, I think the martial arts performance is quite good, but... your level is still a bit low!"

Chen Xiaofeng said after thinking about it.

"Yeah! But... we can't do anything!"

"Our group has only practiced target shooting. As for martial arts, we have never touched it at all! And we all know it. Even if we find someone who can teach us, it will be too late!"

Director Sun was also very helpless. Not only Chen Xiaofeng saw this problem, but they themselves knew it clearly, but they had no choice but their level was limited, so what could they do?

"Having said that, I have a quick way!"

A strange smile suddenly appeared on Chen Xiaofeng's face!

He was able to mention martial arts performances, so naturally he had a plan in mind!
It's just that these methods sound a bit scary, Director Sun and the others dare to try, then he doesn't know!
"Instant success? Then you didn't say it earlier!"

"Hey! Let's hurry up like this, so you already have a solution!"

"Come on, don't hide it, talk about it quickly, turn around, we will set up a table in the state-run restaurant, and we will treat it as a reward for you, Director Chen!"

Director Sun patted Chen Xiaofeng on the shoulder excitedly, and the haze on his face was swept away!

"Okay! Then I'll say it!"

"That's right, when the time comes, you guys will perform a nail-boarding show! The boulders in your chest will be crushed! Let's do something like stacking arhats!"

"At that time, the entire Mid-Autumn Festival Gala, with more than a dozen programs, will definitely be the best in your security department!"

Chen Xiaofeng expressed his thoughts, but Director Sun was dumbfounded!

He stared blankly at Chen Xiaofeng, and after making sure that the other party was not joking, he asked quietly, "How do you think we know these things?"

Director Sun was quite speechless!
These people, they don't even know how to use long fists and short fists!
Nailboard?Broken boulders in the chest?
I'm afraid they didn't know where they offended Chen Xiaofeng, and this guy came to take the opportunity to retaliate, right?

(End of this chapter)