Siheyuan: Xu Damao is stunned at the beginning

Chapter 29 Bravely Fighting the Jia Zhang Family

"Am I talking nonsense?"

"Bang Geng just went home with three catties of meat hanging around his neck. Where's the meat?"

"What's the matter? You have to settle with me for the beating, but not for stealing my meat!"

Chen Xiaofeng's momentum was like a rainbow, and he would not give in.

If he was here alone in the past, he could forget about some things, but now he intends to chase Lou Xiao'e well and marry him into the family.

In the future, he is going to be the head of the family. How can he not have some prestige in this courtyard?

If it is like a soft persimmon that everyone can knead, Lou Xiao'e will have to be bullied when she marries in the future!

The quarrel quickly attracted a group of neighbors. The third master had just suffered from Jia Zhang's place and dared not fight back. Now that the neighbors came, he found an opportunity to take revenge.

He quickly acted as a sounding board, further promoting Jia Zhang's unreasonableness.

The crowd originally came out to have some fun with the mentality of watching the fun, but when they heard that Bang Geng stole three catties of pork from Chen Xiaofeng, they couldn't sit still and started talking about it.

"My God! Three catties of pork? How much does it cost!"

"It's more than just money? Your family only has a few taels of meat coupons every month? That's why he, Chen Xiaofeng, was poor in the past and couldn't eat meat, so he can save so many meat coupons!"

"That's the reason! This stick is too much. He stole three catties of meat as soon as he made a move. If it were me, he would be half dead if he didn't beat him!"

How precious is the value of three catties of pork, and the onlookers immediately discussed it as if a pot had exploded.

Jia Zhang, who was aggressive just now, also sensed that something was wrong. After listening to it this time, no one supported him.

"Then what... Now I'm talking to you about beating people! Who told you about meat?"

"Who beat someone here, and still don't need to pay? The meat is what you should pay for our family!"

Jiazhang regretted it for a while, who made her greedy?

As soon as Banggen came home, Jia Zhang discovered earlier than his swollen face like a pig's head that it was actually the pork hanging around Banggen's neck!
It's so big and heavy, and when I see her, I'm so happy from ear to ear.

So much so that when Banggen finished suing, when she wanted to settle the score, she didn't forget to remove the meat and hide it first.

This will make people choke on words!
If I had known it earlier, I would have brought the meat, so I could talk and straighten my waist. Afterwards, if I asked to take it away in the name of compensation, it would be a good deal!
"Then since I have already paid for what I should pay, why are you here looking for me?"

Chen Xiaofeng's face darkened, and he asked calmly.

As soon as these words came out, the neighbors who had just blown up the pot began to discuss again.

"That's right! I've paid all the compensation, so what's the fuss? I'm afraid I'm greedy?"

"Why, three catties of pork is too little? Come on! Give me three catties of meat, and beat my kid to death!"

The second uncle poked his head out of Liu Haizhong and said.

"Come on, your son is beaten by you every day, it's hard enough!"

The third master pointed at him and said something with a smile.

Only now did Jia Zhang realize that none of the neighbors around her was speaking for her.

Seeing that direct negotiations would not work, her eyeballs wandered around in the triangular eye sockets, and she started thinking again.

"Ouch! You're bullying me, old woman, I'm dead!"

After finishing speaking, Jia Zhang patted his thighs with both hands, and slowly sat down in front of Chen Xiaofeng's house, playing a rogue!
This trick is usually her magic weapon in quarrels, it is almost a hundred trials!

Sitting or kneeling in front of someone's door, talking about looking for death and life, ordinary people really can't handle her making such a fuss!
When you are at a disadvantage, come and play like this!

That is, being unreasonable can become reasonable!

"It's over, this kid Chen Xiaofeng is in trouble, I'm afraid that if he doesn't bleed some blood today, he won't be able to settle it at all!"

"That's right, whoever you mess with can't mess with this old guy! I'm scared just looking at her!"

Facing the slightly sympathetic gazes from all around, Chen Xiaofeng couldn't laugh or cry.

It seems that on weekdays, Chen Xiaofeng is not the only one who suffers from Jia Zhang's loss.

However, Chen Xiaofeng didn't care about this. The best way to deal with rascals is to act more rascals than him!
Turning around and pushing open the door, Chen Xiaofeng went straight into the house.

He wanted to hide outside of Jia Zhang's family, and when he came out, he was out of sight and out of mind, so he raised his voice, increased the volume, and started howling in front of the house.

"It's unreasonable~~~~ It's unreasonable!"

"This little bastard is going to turn the sky upside down~~~~ I'm not alive..."

Before Jia Zhang yelled a few words, Chen Xiaofeng went back outside the house again, holding a thermos in his left hand and an enamel basin in his right.

There is a small horse tie between the armpits!

Jia Zhang's voice stopped abruptly, and he couldn't understand what this kid was singing.

"Hey, I said Xiaofeng, what are you doing?"

The third master asked nervously, thinking that the God of Wealth might not be confused by Jia Zhang's anger.

The sun is still high right now, are you going to wash up and sleep?

"Me! Soak your feet, get rid of bad luck!"

While talking, Chen Xiaofeng put down his shackles and sat down facing Jia Zhang.

Putting down the enamel basin, opening the thermos, pouring out the footwashing water with a thud, and reaching into the feet directly after finishing, rubbing left and right.

"Ouch, it's comfortable!"

The water in this bottle was boiled the day before yesterday, so it has long since stopped being hot.

Chen Xiaofeng washed his feet as if no one was there, then took out a towel from his pocket, and wiped it carefully.

"Chen Xiaofeng! Don't think that by pretending to be crazy and stupid in front of my old lady, you can get away with it today!"

"I'm telling you! There is no @#￥*...& gurgling!"

"Bah! Vomit~~~vomit~~~"

While Jiazhang was muttering, Chen Xiaofeng stood up suddenly, took a basin, and poured the footwashing water on her, directly pouring it down!

Jia Zhang is talking right now!The mouth was opened wide, and when such a basin of water came down suddenly, she just gulped down a few mouthfuls.

After a while, Jiazhang came to his senses, and immediately flung himself aside, retching.

"Pfft! Hahahaha, this Chen Xiaofeng!"

"I'm just wondering what he's doing! So he thought of such a bad move!"

There was laughter all around, Mrs. Jia and Zhang are used to being in the courtyard, and the residents in this courtyard, more or less, have suffered from her.

Seeing that she met her opponent and was turned into a drowned rat, they all expressed their joy.

"Ouch! I said sticky grandma, you are sitting on the brick floor like this! I didn't see you, look at you!"

There was concern in Chen Xiaofeng's eyes, and a hint of guilt in his tone, as if he was really careless just now!
Just make the onlookers look stupid!
"Come on, quickly let me help you up, don't catch a cold!"

As he said that, Chen Xiaofeng held the basin in one hand and stretched out the other, and hurried forward, making a gesture to support Jia Zhang.

But just after taking two steps, Chen Xiaofeng's foot slipped suddenly when he came to Jia Zhang's, and he lost his balance, like a beginner in ice skating, scrambling in mid-air.

"duang~~~"

Turning around suddenly, the enamel basin in Chen Xiaofeng's hand hit Jia Zhangshi's head directly, making a loud bang like a monk hitting a bell.

(End of this chapter)