Siheyuan: Xu Damao is stunned at the beginning

Chapter 68

"Bah! Don't be like Xu Damao, why are you always talking bad things about people behind their backs!"

Qin Huairu said angrily.

When Sha Zhu heard this, he had a look of grievance.

He just felt that Chen Xiaofeng's state was really weird, so he quietly reminded Qin Huairu, but he didn't realize it, he didn't appreciate it, and said he was gossiping behind his back.

"You!! Okay, Huairu, then I don't care about this matter, just wait and see the good show!"

Silly Zhu said angrily.

"Please add that Qin character! Don't let others hear it, what should I do if I misunderstand!"

This silly Zhu is Chen Xiaofeng's friend, so Qin Huairu naturally doesn't want to get too close to him, lest Chen Xiaofeng think they have something to do.

That would be a big misunderstanding.

Outside the yard, Chen Xiaofeng thought to himself that he was different now, otherwise, just pushing this old fat pig into the car would break his waist.

"Come on! Grandma Sticky, hold on tight and control the direction! I'll push it for you!"

As Chen Xiaofeng said, he pushed the cart.

Although Jia Zhang didn't know how to ride, but with Chen Xiaofeng's support, he was able to run crookedly forward.

"Come here! Turn left and turn left! Turn that handlebar to your left!"

Chen Xiaofeng pushed Jia and Zhang to ride all the way to the mouth of the alley. Jia and Zhang nervously followed what Chen Xiaofeng said, turned to the left, and turned into the old alley!

This is, it is the only way for these workers to go to and from get off work and enter the compound.

It was here that Chen Xiaofeng was ambushed by Xu Erfool last time.

Of course, none of this matters!The main reason why Chen Xiaofeng brought Jia Zhang's family here is because, here, there is a septic tank for the entire compound!

The septic tank is built next to the entrance of the alley, and the door is usually covered with stone slabs, except for a little peculiar smell, there is nothing else.

But today is Monday!

The days when the septic tank digs manure every week!

When Chen Xiaofeng came back from the afternoon, he saw that the stone slab had been pried away.

That guy stinks!

At that time, Chen Xiaofeng was close to the other side, holding the handle with one hand and pinching his nose with the other to pass!
But Mrs. Jia Zhang probably doesn't have this ability!

"Hey! Xiaofeng, turn around for me, this place stinks!"

It was too late to say that, Chen Xiaofeng pushed Jia Zhang, and he had already ridden half of the alley, and the stench began to come.

"U-turn? Let's make a U-turn ahead!"

Chen Xiaofeng said coldly, he didn't mean to stop at all!
"Front? That's a shithole in front!!!"

Jia Zhang became anxious all of a sudden, and turned around in front?People are digging out dung in front of them!
"How does that brake work? Where is it???"

Jiazhang yelled in horror, if he rides like this, he will fall into the cesspit!

"Brakes? The brakes are on the handlebars, in front of your fingers!"

"Don't dare to press it randomly! You will fly out directly!"

After Chen Xiaofeng finished speaking, he suddenly started exerting strength, kicking his legs hard on the ground, and the muscles in his hands bulged, pushing the car, as if rushing forward!

Chen Xiaofeng is no ordinary person. Ever since he was upgraded to an intermediate "warrior" by the system, his physical fitness can be called abnormal.

This will push Jia Zhang, the speed is probably faster than the one who rode an electric donkey in the previous life!
She is an old lady from Jia Zhang's family. She usually walks crookedly like a penguin, and she is so slow.

After folding, it was like a tortoise lying on the back of a horse, and the Tianling Gai was almost blown over by the wind.

"You! You dog!!!"

Jia Zhang will finally know why this Chen Xiaofeng suddenly changed his temperament!

It turned out that it was the weasel who gave the chicken New Year greetings, so he didn't have a good intention!

From just now, every mouthful of a sticky grandma, with a smile on her face, was all to trick her out, and then take her into the cesspit!
"Brake! And brake!!"

The two of them were flying like lightning, and they were getting closer and closer to the cesspit at the entrance of the alley!

This posture shocked the dung diggers who were digging up the dung!

Afraid of being hit to death by this unknown thing, he quickly threw the dung scoop and hid aside!
"what!!!"

When he was less than three to five meters away from the cesspit, Jia Zhang finally remembered that he still had the brake on his hand!

Chen Xiaofeng told her not to pinch it just now, so that's right!
"Magnetic~~~"

When the brake was pressed, the brake pads clamped tightly to the hub, making a headache-inducing sound.

The car braked to a stop, but inertia is no joke.

I saw Jia Zhang suddenly soaring into the sky, his plump body drew a perfect parabola in the air!
"Boom! Boom~~~"

Incomparable precision, no difference!With a loud noise, Mrs. Jia Zhang was thrown into the cesspit, splashing out shocking water. . .It should be said to be a shit flower.

"Help!!! Gudu Gudu!"

"Get me @#￥#@&*# I'm coming up! Ton ton ton!"

Jia Zhang poked her head out of the cesspit suddenly, but the design depth of the cesspit, which carried the excrement of the entire compound, was obviously higher than her, Jia Zhang's.

Head out, down, head out, down!
During the struggle again and again, Jia Zhang also finished the dinner by the way.

Only then did Chen Xiaofeng show a triumphant smile.

Along the way, he was thinking about how to throw this old thing away.

Pushing it straight in was feasible, but wouldn't his car be blinded for nothing?
Throw it in for her?It's easy to throw it in, but isn't that intentional harm?At that time, if someone calls the police, Chen Xiaofeng will also be unlucky!

But when Jia Zhang asked about the brakes, it actually reminded Chen Xiaofeng.

yes!Use inertia!

Chen Xiaofeng had ridden a motorcycle for a period of time in his previous life. When riding a motorcycle, if the speed was too fast, he could not press the brake at will.

Because inertia will throw your whole body into the air, which is very dangerous!

Although generally speaking, this bicycle cannot reach that kind of speed, but this is not a problem!
Didn't he, Chen Xiaofeng, accelerate her by the side!

Just like that, Chen Xiaofeng pushed Jia Zhangshi all the way and rushed all the way, and Chen Xiaofeng also deliberately told Jia Zhangshi not to apply the brakes!
Jia Zhang is suspicious by nature, and seeing Chen Xiaofeng wanting to harm her again, he will definitely put the brakes on the brakes to death!
But the actual situation, just as Chen Xiaofeng expected, everything went according to his plan.

The only surprise was that this Jiazhang family was really too fat, and the force with which he threw it was far from enough!

Fortunately, Chen Xiaofeng had sharp eyesight and quick hands at the critical moment. The moment she took off, he slapped her fat buttocks with one hand very covertly.

This was considered a smooth way to send it into the cesspit.

"Ouch! Ouch, it's terrible, come and help me!"

Seeing that Mrs. Jia and Zhang ate and drank almost as much as they ate, Chen Xiaofeng pinched his nose and shouted to the surroundings.

(End of this chapter)