Becoming a god starts from farming on Mars

Chapter 148 Fighting against the goalkeeper ([-])

At this moment, I love you and the portrait of the door god have launched a confrontation, and both of them have displayed their true skills.

This round, I love you took the lead, and he said: "In the past, people have gone by the yellow crane, and the Yellow Crane Tower is empty here. Once the yellow crane is gone, it will never return, and the white clouds will be empty for thousands of years."

"There are Hanyang trees in Qingchuan, fragrant grasses on Yingwu Island, where is the township pass at sunset? The Yanbo River makes people worry." The portrait of the door god said.

I love you and said: "chirp chirp chirp again, Mulan is weaving at home. I don't hear the sound of locomotive looms, but the sigh of a woman."

The door god portrait said: "Ask the girl what she thinks, ask the girl what she remembers. The girl has nothing to think about, and the girl has nothing to remember."

I love that you opened your mouth and said: "Yesterday, I saw the military post that Khan ordered his troops. There are twelve volumes of military books, and each volume has my name."

"You really have two talents, look at me." The portrait of the door god said: "The uncle has no elder son, and Mulan has no elder brother. I am willing to be a pommel horse for the market, and I will recruit it for my master from now on."

"Okay, old man, let's see how I make you lose." I love you and said, "Buy horses in the east market, saddles in the west market, bridles in the south market, and long whips in the north market."

"You must be the one who loses." The portrait of the door god said: "When I say goodbye to my parents, I will stay by the Yellow River in the evening. I don't hear my parents calling girls, but I hear Hu Qiming tweeting in Yanshan."

"Don't just talk big, show some real skills." I love you and said: "Go to say goodbye to your parents, and stay by the Yellow River at night. You don't hear your parents calling for girls, but you can hear the sound of the Yellow River."

"I don't believe in this evil." The portrait of the door god said: "Guanshan is like flying. Shuoqi spreads to the golden watchman, and the cold shines on the iron clothes. The general dies in a hundred battles, and the strong man returns after ten years. When he comes back, he will see the emperor, and the emperor will sit in the bright hall."

"There are two things, look at me." I love you sneered: "Khan asks what he wants, Mulan doesn't need Shang Shulang, and the diamond ring camel travels a long way to send her back to her hometown."

"I see that you are an old boy, so I will play with you." The portrait of the door god said: "When the mother-in-law heard that the daughter came, she went out to help the general. When the sister heard that the sister came, she took care of the makeup. The younger brother heard that the sister came. , sharpen the knife and rush at the pigs and sheep."

"In this case, I will let you, an old man, know how powerful some grandpas are." I love you and said, "Open the door of my east pavilion, sit on the bed of my west pavilion, take off my wartime robe, put on my old clothes, and go out See partners, all partners are in a hurry."

"See if you can, why don't you continue talking?" The portrait of the door god said, "We have been together for 12 years, but I don't know Mulan is a girl."

I love you and said: "The male rabbit's feet are fluttering, and the female rabbit's eyes are blurred. If two rabbits walk side by side, how can I become a male and a female?"

"Beautiful Klass!" Yu Le said, applauding.

"I love you so much, you really deserve to be the best character in poetry and poetry in our hometown." You love me and said.

The lost boy smiled lightly, and said, "Well, it's still a little bit worse than me, but it's still pretty good."

Chen Butou nodded, and said, "That's right, if it was a little more powerful, it would be about the same as me."

Bai Lin couldn't help smiling, and said, "You're all right. If you compare with me, you're still so far behind. If the four of you add up, you might be able to reach the height of my calf. But, come on."

The lost boy gave Bai Lin a blank look, and said, "You are not humble at all."

"Pride requires capital. Since I have this capital, why should I be humble? I dare say that in terms of poetry and poetry, no one in the world is my opponent." Bai Lin said conceitedly.

Yu Le smiled calmly and said, "Since Bai Lin is so confident, I will have to watch your wonderful performance later. Don't let me down."

"Don't worry, if I talk about other aspects, I may not be fully sure, but when it comes to poetry and songs, my determination to win is like the blue sky and white clouds, extremely clear, Yu Le, just wait and see." Bai Lin said .

At this time, I love you and the portrait of the door god are already in an inseparable battle. The two of them seem to want to recite all the poems and songs in the world.

"Hey, I love you, take it easy and don't let me lose too miserably. I'm a shabby guy but I'm still a doorkeeper, so I can save some face for me." You Love Me shouted and said.

"Don't worry, I will make him lose on his knees and beg for mercy, his face will be ruined, just wait and see the good show." I love you and said.

"Hehe, I figured it out. You are just a group of [-]Bs who only know how to brag about business, a group of idiots, and nothing more than fools." The door god portrait said: "I love you, listen to me, the next paragraph It's very difficult, don't lose and cry later."

"Hehe, if you have any moves, just come out, grandpa is not afraid of you." I love you and said.

"Very good, put up your silly, dumb, stupid dog ears and listen carefully to me." The portrait of the door god took a deep breath, then let it out slowly, and sneered After a while, he opened his mouth vigorously and said: "The north wind blows the ground and the white grass breaks, Hu Tian blows snow in August, suddenly like a spring breeze overnight, thousands of trees and pear blossoms bloom. How, this is difficult, right?"

"Hehe, it's just a piece of cake. You also prick up your bastard ears and listen carefully." I love you also took a deep breath, and then let it out slowly , just smiled coldly, and said: "Scattered into the bead curtain and wet curtain, the fox fur is not warm and the brocade quilt is thin. The general's horn bow can't be controlled, and the iron guard is still cold. How about it, grandpa said, this is It's a piece of cake, are you convinced? Grandson."

"Okay, very good, as expected, there are two strokes, which are similar to the toes of my great-grandson, but don't be too happy, the best is yet to come, it's good, big fool." The portrait of the door god said: " The difficult one is coming, ready to take the move, the vast sea is surrounded by hundreds of feet of ice, the melancholy clouds are calm, and the Chinese army brings wine to the guests, Huqin, pipa and Qiangdi. Hurry up, if you can’t match within three seconds, you will lose.”

"Tch, it will take three seconds. Next time, please don't bring out such an easy topic to embarrass yourself. Let me tell you, this poem is actually a very good poem. It can be said from your mouth. You belittled this poem too much, you should apologize to this poem." I love you said a lot, and almost fainted, but he still answered the following verse within three seconds, and he said: "One after another Evening snow goes down to the gate, and the wind keeps the red flag frozen."

"You...you are so angry with me, I will beat you to death!" The portrait of the door god was so angry that he said with righteous indignation: "Listen carefully, I will see you off at the east gate of Luntai. It will be full of snow when you leave. Tianshan Road. How about it, if you have the ability, hurry up."

"Small meaning, it's good." I love you and said calmly: "This is too simple, you can't see you when you turn around the mountain circuit, and leave a horse in the sky above the snow. How about it, you are not convinced, you old man."

"Well, you've all seen it, my old man is very powerful, and he answers such difficult poems fluently, is he very powerful?" You love me and said smugly.

Yu Le clapped his hands in praise, and said, "It's amazing, I love you, you are so good, I hope you will keep working hard, and try to make the other party kneel and admit defeat in the next round."

"Don't worry, leave it to me." I love you said.

(End of this chapter)