Becoming a god starts from farming on Mars

Chapter 151 Fighting against the goalkeeper ([-])

While I love you and Yu Le were talking outside the cave, the lost boy had already fought against the portrait of the door god for half an hour.

In this short but long half hour, the lost boy felt very strenuous, but the door god portrait was calm and calm, as if it was just like playing, it was effortless.

The lost boy thought to himself, this bullshit door god portrait was too slow to deal with. I tried my best and didn't even make him feel any difficulty.

Could it be that their god-level characters are invincible to ordinary people like us?

No, it's impossible, there must be a way to win him.

Besides, the big talk just now has been said. In front of Bai Lin, you love me, Chen Captou, and I love you and Yu Le. You must not lose.

However, even if I want to win, this guy is too powerful. For a while, I really can't think of a way to win him. What should I do?
Well, let's talk to him about some simple poems and songs first, while procrastinating for time, I want to overcome the countermeasure of the door god portrait.

As far as the current situation is concerned, it can only be like this, otherwise I may lose completely.

If I really want to do that, I will have no place to put my face, and I will have no capital to talk big to them in the future.

Well, in this case, I will use the tactics of delay to fight against him.

But... if the delay is obvious, will it be noticed by Bai Lin, Chen Butou and You Love Me who are watching the battle.

If they see it, they will definitely laugh at me secretly.

No, I can't let them watch the jokes, I can't afford to lose this person.

Besides, if they really see it, will they boo me, if they do, it will distract me.

By then I'd be so distraught that I couldn't think of anything.

My biggest fear as a person is distraction.

There is also a more critical question, and that is whether the portrait of the goalkeeper on the opposite side can also be seen.

If he can see it, will he deliberately use more difficult poems and songs to make things difficult for me.

If this is the case, wouldn't I be shooting myself in the foot?

I don't want to do such a stupid and thankless move.

So... from now on, should I procrastinate on purpose?
Oops, it's so annoying, this is not good, that is not good, what should I do?
If I don’t think about it so much, I’ll just do what I just thought. When the time comes, I’ll try not to make the appearance of delaying time so obvious.

Thinking of this, the lost boy suddenly said: "The city gate assists the Three Qin Dynasty, and the wind and smoke look at the Wujin. I want to say goodbye to the king, and I am also an official. I have a confidant in the sea, and the world is like a neighbor. Inaction is on the wrong road, and the sons and daughters share the towel. How about it?" , dare to accept this poem?"

The portrait of the door god smiled lightly, and said, "What's so difficult about this? You'll be fine if you're careful. The old man, Gu Jishu, invited me to Tian's house. The green trees are close to the village, and the green hills are sloping outside the country. Let’s talk about Sang Ma, when the day of Double Ninth Festival comes, the chrysanthemum will still come, if you say it yourself, am I right?”

At this time, Bai Lin seemed to have seen the clues. He came to Butou Chen and said in a low voice, "I don't know if you have noticed that the lost boy is trying to delay time."

Mr. Chen nodded and said: "Well, I can see it, but I don't know why he did this. Could it be that Qian donkey is too incompetent and has no poems and songs to compete with the portrait of the door god? In fact, from his performance just now, It is not difficult to see that he has been repeating previous poems. Although repeated poems are allowed, they cannot be too frequent. Previously, one or two poems were allowed to appear in every ten poems, but four or five poems must appear... that is really a bit It’s against the rules.”

"That's what I'm talking about." Bai Lin said: "Actually, it's not impossible for the portrait of the door god to see him doing this. It is estimated that the portrait of the door god will issue a warning sooner or later. If such a situation still occurs after two warnings, then we must Means it's time for the Lost Boys to end."

Just when Bai Lin was talking, you love me suddenly came over, smiled indifferently, and then said: "But, I don't know if you two have noticed, but the door god portrait has never made repeated poems. What does it mean? I think there are only two possibilities. First, the portrait of the door god deliberately did this to lure the lost boy, making him think that the portrait of the door god is an easy opponent to deal with, paralyzing his attention, and finally giving Lost The boy's fatal blow caused the lost boy to lose completely. The second possibility is the most thought-provoking and also the most suspicious, that is, the door god portrait has a ghost, and he has a guilty conscience, which is why he intentionally treats the lost boy. The tactics of delaying time are open, so that the unknown side of oneself can be more at ease."

The words that you love me made Bai Lin and Chen Butou look at each other in astonishment. The two of them almost resonated with the words that you love me, and they even looked at you with admiration. .

Bai Lin said: "You love me, I really can't see that you can have such a profound insight, you can say this, I really admire you, really."

Chen Butou also cupped his hands, and said full of praise: "I really admire it, how did you see it, or did you get some enlightenment?"

"No, I didn't get any enlightenment. I just think that every move of the door god's portrait is suspicious. It's really not something a normal person can do. If I were him, I would definitely not be like him. So, my intuition told me , there must be a ghost here." You love me and said.

"Well said, as expected of my wife, you hit the nail on the head."

At this time, the voice of I love you suddenly came over.

Yu Le also came over together, and said: "Yes, you love me, what 7 said just now, I and I love you both heard him, what he said is very good, very right, in fact, I and I love you just now The outside of the cave is also talking about this topic. I think it’s better to let the lost boy and the portrait of the door god fight here first. Let’s go out and continue discussing this issue. After all, it’s inconvenient to say that this is a non-standard here, so let’s talk about it with me. "

Bai Lin hesitated for a moment, and said, "I was wondering if it would be dangerous to leave the lost boy here alone. After all, he was alone. If there was a real fight, he would definitely suffer a lot. .”

"Don't worry, the portrait of the door god will never do such a sad thing." Yu Le said.

"Okay, since that's the case, we'll listen to you and talk about it after we go out." Bai Lin said.

In a blink of an eye, Yu Le, Bai Lin, I love you, you love me, and Chen Butou disappeared without a trace.

On the other side, the lost boy who was fighting against the portrait of the door god said: "Little ghost, your friends disappeared collectively, and these guys actually left me here alone. Where did they go? Did they all run away? Or Found another entrance, Yu Le and I love you went out just now, and the two of them were sneaking around, not knowing what happened."

Seeing the lost boy's hesitation, the portrait of the door god said, "Haha, all your friends have run away."

(End of this chapter)