Becoming a god starts from farming on Mars

Chapter 154 Fighting against the goalkeeper ([-])

At this time, the lost boy had already fought against the portrait of the door god to a fierce stage.

The lost boy thought to himself: "This guy is really a difficult guy. If I didn't feel a little hungry, he might not be my king's opponent."

The portrait of the door god is also thinking in his heart: "This little miscellaneous hair looks young, but he is really an opponent in terms of poetry and songs. So far, he and I have played against thousands of poems and songs, and there is no difficulty." It’s really evil to beat him, no, I have to increase the difficulty for him, let him taste the super power of this god.”

The portrait of the door god thought of this, and just as he was about to ask a question, the lost boy had already seized the opportunity. He took the first step and said the question. The woman went out to look. Why are the officials so angry! Why is the woman crying! Listen to the woman's speech, three men are guarding the city of Ye. One man has attached a letter, and the second man has died in battle. What's the matter, if you have the ability, hurry up."

"What's so difficult about this? Listen carefully." The portrait of the door god calmed down and said, "The survivors will steal their lives, and the dead will die long ago! There is no one in the room, only the grandchildren. There is a grandma who has not gone, so come and go There is no end to the skirt. Although the strength of the old woman is weak, please return from the official at night. I have to prepare the morning meal for the urgent response to the Heyang service. The night is long and the voice is silent, as if I heard weeping and swallowing. The day is bright, and the old man is farewell alone. How about it? Are you satisfied with this answer? As I said just now, this is a piece of cake."

The lost boy was shocked, and said in his heart: "As expected of the portrait of the door god, he can answer such difficult poems and songs, this guy is really not an easy opponent!"

Just as the lost boy thought of this, the voice of the door god's portrait suddenly came, and he said, "This time, it's my turn to test you. Listen carefully. A jug of wine among the flowers, drinking alone without a blind date. Raise your glass and invite The bright moon, the shadows become three people. The moon will not drink, and the shadows will follow me. I will accompany the moon for a while, and the joy must reach the spring. I sing and the moon wanders, and my dancing shadows are chaotic. When I wake up, I have sex with each other. Eternal knot is ruthless, and the relationship is long, don't think too much, hurry up, I mean you have to give the answer immediately, hurry up!"

The lost boy hesitated for a moment, and said in his heart: "This poem is so difficult, I am really not sure that I can present it neatly, what should I do? Should I just give up? No. Impossible, I must win, and You must win, if you lose, not only will you lose face in front of your friends, but you will also be looked down upon by this shitty door god portrait in front of you, so even if you want to break your head, you have to come up with an answer."

At this time, the portrait of the door god has already begun to urge: "What's wrong with you, are you dumbfounded? Could it be that you can't guess the answer. If you can't guess, just admit defeat obediently, hahahaha."

The lost boy snorted, and said, "Tch, what's so difficult about this, just put up your dog ears and let grandpa hear it, and see if you're right, life has no roots, it's like a stranger Shangchen. Dispersed and turned by the wind, this is already very body. Brothers on the ground, why should we be close to each other! Have fun, fight wine and get together as neighbors. The prime year does not come back again, and the day is hard to come back to the morning. Timely encouragement, time waits for no one, How about it, is this poem better than yours? Before you talk about other nonsense, you will not be convinced, right?"

"I admire you, you idiot. You have to think about such simple poems and songs for so long. You are so good. Look at how I let you know how to become an immortal. Immortals are so powerful that they let you know what true meaning is. ’s poems and songs.”

Speaking of this, the portrait of the door god swallowed a mouthful of saliva, took a deep breath, then let it out slowly, and then said: "This time, I want you to be convinced to lose, you listen to me Well, people in the past have gone by the yellow crane, and the Yellow Crane Tower is vacant here. Once the yellow crane is gone, it will never return, and the white clouds will be empty for thousands of years. The clear river is full of Hanyang trees, and the fragrant grass is luxuriant on Yingwu Island. Where is the Rimu Township Pass? Jiangshang makes people worry, what, this poem must have shocked you very much, have you been shocked by my super magic skills, if you want to admit defeat, I can fulfill you, and I will save face for you in front of your companions , I won’t embarrass you too much, don’t worry.”

"Bah, you shameless old bastard, I still have a lot of housekeeping skills that I haven't used. When I use my special skills, I will let you know how to write this typing." The lost boy replied angrily.

"Hmph, don't just talk about it, if you have the ability to come up with some powerful topics, it will also let me feel the feeling of being shocked, ouch, I am a little embarrassed to let you take it, because you don't have any powerful skills at all. , you know how to spray dung with your mouth and brag, hahaha..." The portrait of the door god said, almost driving the lost boy to death.

The lost boy said angrily: "In this case, I will let you be convinced to lose. You listen to me, the north wind blows the ground and the white grass breaks, Hu Tian blows snow in August, suddenly like a spring breeze overnight, thousands of trees Myriad pear blossoms are blooming, how about it, can it be right?"

"This is too simple, listen." The portrait of the door god said: "Scattered into the bead curtain, the wet curtain, the fox fur is not warm, the brocade quilt is thin. The general's horn bow can't be controlled, and the guard's iron coat is cold. The melancholy clouds are fading away and thousands of miles are condensed. The Chinese army buys wine to return to the guests, Huqin, pipa and Qiangdi. You continue to pick it up for me."

"Of course I can answer my own questions. Listen carefully." The lost boy said, "It's snowing down the gate, and the red flag is frozen by the wind. The east gate of Luntai sent you there, and the mountain road was covered with snow. You can't see the king when you turn around the mountain circuit, and leave the horses in the snow, how about it, do you accept it?"

"Don't get too excited, just listen to my question." The portrait of the door god said, "It's hard to draw a picture alone when the calyx is covered with snow. Branches rely on disease to see. Shuofeng is easy to understand, but it is easy to destroy. Can you answer this question?"

The lost boy hesitated for a moment and fell into deep thought. After a while, he finally thought of a countermeasure, and he said: "I remembered, listen carefully. He is an official. There is a confidant in the sea, and the world is like neighbors. Inaction is on the wrong road, and the sons and daughters share the towel. How about it, it’s perfect."

Just before the lost boy finished speaking, Yu Le's voice suddenly came: "Lost boy, step back and have a rest, let Bai Lin fight against the portrait of the door god for you."

When the lost boy heard Yu Le's voice, he was secretly happy. Great, they finally came. This way, I can not only relieve my fatigue.They can still keep the face of not losing. They came just in time.

At this time, Yu Le, I love you, you love me, and Chen Butou, flew up with Bai Lin, and rushed in front of the lost boy and the portrait of the door god.

Bai Lin took a step forward and said, "Lost boy, come down and have a rest, I'll deal with this shameless door god for you."

"Okay." The lost boy jumped back to Yu Le and the others.

At the same time, Bai Linkong made a leap, came to the door god's portrait, snorted, and said, "Since you want to play, I'll play with you to your heart's content."

The portrait of the door god smiled reassuringly, and said: Just let the horse come over.

(End of this chapter)