Becoming a god starts from farming on Mars

Chapter 163 Fighting against the goalkeeper ([-])

At this time, the battle between You Love Me and the portrait of the door god has also reached a fierce stage.

The portrait of the door god is already full of energy. Even though he has been fighting for so long, he still doesn't feel exhausted.

Not only that, but even the poems and songs have not fallen in the slightest.

His spirit is flying, his eyes are piercing, his speech is sonorous and powerful, and his butt lines are superb. In this respect, he is simply the god of perfection.

On the other hand, you love me, it is more like a myth, every sentence he uttered is seamless, and a seemingly ordinary line of poetry can only be matched by the portrait of the door god racking his brains.

Not only that, You Love Me is also a leader in poetry and poetry. When connecting poems, he often uses rhetorical sentences, which often makes the portrait of the door god puzzled.

Because the portrait of the door god has never seen such a fresh and refined way of docking.

It's not that he doesn't know how to match, but Qi has never tried it before, so he couldn't adapt to such a sudden match.

However, fortunately, after the No.30 game, he has slowly adapted to it.

At this time, the door god portrait is 38 to 72 behind you love me by a large margin.

The portrait of the door god, who has gradually adapted, began to practice to shorten the gap between himself and you love me.

Soon, the original 38 to 72 became 47 to 72.

This speed of catching up really shocked you love me.

"Unexpectedly, you are quite old, and your adaptability is still so strong. However, I am afraid that you will be helpless with this question. Listen to me." You love me and continued: "The Emperor of Han is serious about color and love In the country, Yuyu has been unable to ask for it for many years. The Yang family has a girl who has just grown up, and she was raised in a boudoir, so how about it, can you connect her?"

"This..." The portrait of the door god hesitated, and after a while, he finally thought of the answer, and he said excitedly: "There is an answer, you are fine, you are born beautiful and hard to give up, once you choose the king's side. How about it, right?"

"Forget it, but next time you think about it for such a long time, you will have to deduct points." After reminding me, you love me and continued to say: "Listen well, there is a new sentence again, look back and smile a hundred times." Meisheng, Liugong Fendai has no color, hurry up, don't dawdle."

The portrait of the door god said: "I didn't plan to dawdle, the spring cold bathed Huaqing Pool, the hot spring water smoothed and cured the fat, how about it, I didn't let you down."

You Love Me sneered, and continued: "Don't be busy, there is another question, I don't believe it, you can answer it fluently, listen up, when will the bright moon come, ask the wine to the sky. Hurry up and answer it."

"It's not difficult, but if I connect, what are you going to do?" The door god portrait said.

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and connect, or I will deduct points for you." You love me and continued.

"I'm going, it's so fierce, no wonder your husband is so afraid of you." The portrait of the door god said: "Here comes the answer, listen carefully, I don't know the palace in the sky, what year is it. Isn't it right, do you agree?"

"Don't worry, continue to listen to the questions." You love me and continued to speak: "I can't hesitate this time. I want to ride the wind and go home, but I'm afraid that Qionglou Yuyu will be too cold at the heights. Hurry up and connect."

"Never hesitate, listen, dance to find out the shadow, why is it like in the world? Zhuanzhu Pavilion, low Qihu, Zhao Wumian, don't say anything else, just say it right?" The door god portrait said.

"Yes, yes, but it's not over yet." You love me and continued: "The more difficult thing is in the back. There should be no hatred. What is there to say goodbye? People have joys and sorrows, and the moon waxes and wanes. Hurry up. .”

"Don't worry, I will definitely convince you to lose." The portrait of the door god said: "Big beauty, listen carefully, this matter is difficult in ancient times. I hope you will live a long time and share the joys and joys of thousands of miles. How do you feel? Is this god right?" ah?"

"You are talking nonsense and firing guns, I warn you, if you dare to be rude to my old lady, be careful that I will shave off your beard and listen to the questions." You love me and continued: "Chirp chirp chirp, Mulan is the household weaver .I don’t hear the voice of the locomotive and ask the girl what she thinks, how is it, do you dare to pick it up, will you pick it up?"

"What's so difficult about this, listen up." The portrait of the door god continued to say: "Let you know the power of my uncle, and ask the girl what she remembers. The girl has nothing to think about, and the girl has nothing to remember. I saw the military post last night. , Did you hear that, it’s amazing.”

"You are amazing, you are a big fool." I love you and said: "Don't be too happy, there is more to come later, Khan has more soldiers, and the military book has twelve volumes, and the volume has the name of the master. Grandpa has nothing to say." Da’er, quickly connect with me. Don’t dawdle.”

"I've been rubbing your head, listen up." The portrait of the door god said: "It's a piece of cake. Mulan has no elder brother. She is willing to buy a pommel horse for the market, and from now on for the master. Buy a horse in the East Market. Did you hear it? This is it. Kamui."

"Yo Yo Yo, it's amazing power, I think it's dog power, don't be stupid, listen to the back, if you can connect, I will give you a point for nothing." I love you and said: "Listen, this is Send sub-questions, if you can’t grasp it, don’t blame me, buy saddles in the west market, buy bridles in the south market, and long whips in the north market. Once you leave your parents and go to the Yellow River in the evening, how about it, can you match it?”

"Please, this is too simple. Can't you come up with some simple questions? It's an insult to my IQ." The door god portrait said: "Listen carefully, don't come up with such a simple question next time, otherwise, I don’t want to play with you anymore, do you understand? I don’t hear the voice of grandparents calling girls, but I hear Yanshan Hu Qiming chirping. Thousands of miles to go to the military plane, Guan Shandu is like flying. See if you see it, this is strength, in the face of absolute strength , everything about you is just a cloud."

"I'll go, say you're fat and you're still panting." I love you and said: "Then continue with the match. My mother wants to see how capable you are. The new energy spreads to the gold watchman, and the cold shines on the iron clothes. General Died in a hundred battles, a strong man returns after ten years. When you return to see the emperor, hurry up and meet, no thinking is allowed."

"Tch, I didn't intend to think about it, so listen up." The portrait of the door god continued to say: "Pick up your ears, listen, the emperor sits in the Ming hall. Twelve rounds of meritorious deeds, rewards for hundreds of strong people. See if you are So simple, so silky."

"Don't get carried away, the next part is the most difficult." You love me and said, "This will let you know what is a super difficult problem. Khan asks what he wants, Mulan doesn't need Shang Shulang, she is willing to travel thousands of miles, and send her son back to her hometown. You can do it, I can't wait to see how you lose, hahahaha..."

"I should say that, you braggart." The portrait of the door god said: "After the docking, I want to show you what is a super problem. Helping generals. Sister Wenmei is here, and the red makeup is done at the door, so hurry up!"

"Only I can solve the super difficult problem, so I invite you." You love me and said: "Don't talk about anything else, continue to deal with this, little brother Wen, come here, sharpen your knife and go to Zhu Yang. Open the door of my East Pavilion, Sit on my West Pavilion bed, take off my wartime robe, and don't allow you to think for a second."

"Cut, I don't need to think about it, listen up." The portrait of the door god said: "Looking at my old clothes. When the window is arranged on the temples, the mirror is decorated with yellow flowers. When I go out to see the companions, the companions are all in a hurry. Did you hear me?" ,too easy."

"Very well, you have the skills, but in the end, you are the winner or me." You love me and said: "Listen, I have been with you for 12 years, but I don't know that Mulan is a girl. The male rabbit's feet are swaying, hurry up and dock, don't dawdle .”

"I am rubbing your head." The portrait of the door god said: "The answer is this, the female rabbit's eyes are blurred. The two rabbits walk side by side, and An can tell whether I am male or female. How about it, I am amazing."

(End of this chapter)