Becoming a god starts from farming on Mars

Chapter 74
Yule's task now is to make Queen Bailu laugh or be furious, as long as she can open her mouth wide enough, he will have a chance to project the sutra into her mouth.

"Queen Bailu is as beautiful as a flower, and this place is extremely gorgeous. Of course I am here. If there were no special circumstances before, I would not have left."

Yu Le's words were extremely ridiculous to Queen Bai Lu.

"Hmph, what a joke. Since I'm as beautiful as a flower, why don't you take pity on me, but on the contrary, you treat me so rudely, and you don't have any sympathy for me at all." Queen Bailu snorted and said.

Yu Le said: "Can you bring me a chair, you queen, you really don't know how to treat guests!"

Queen Bailu couldn't help laughing: "Guest? You are just a prisoner at best, no, to be precise, a thief, lower than a prisoner, you will be quartered by five horses later, you still want to sit, this king tells you, you can let me It would be nice for you to say a few words to me here."

Yu Le sighed and said, "Well, if there is no chair in such a huge palace, then forget it, I'd better sit on the ground, it doesn't matter anyway, as long as I can have a long talk with the beautiful and beautiful Queen Bailu Life is worth it."

Queen Bailu was a little overwhelmed by Yu Le's compliments. Her eyes lit up, and the spring festival was rippling, and she said: "Come on, bring a chair for Yu Le, let him sit and say, I want to see, he What kind of rhetoric can a three-inch tongue utter."

Yu Lexin said: "Great, I'm going to take the bait!"

Suddenly, Queen Bailu's eyes flashed red, and she said angrily: "Yu Le, you traitor, since you have come to the second-level world, I cannot let you leave alive. I want to avenge my two clones."

Yu Le was startled, and thought to himself: "No, the purple-haired man has entered Queen Bailu's body again, so it will be even more difficult to make her laugh, what should I do... By the way, since I can't Let her laugh happily, or simply make her angry, make her angry, if she can swear, she will also have a chance to project the spirit seed, all in all, let her open her mouth to a certain extent."

Thinking of this, Yu Le smiled lightly, and deliberately said: "Queen Bailu, you are really fickle. You were gentle and pleasant just now, but now you are as irritable as thunder. You are really fickle... er, by the way, are you really fickle? Is it a man or a woman?

"If you are a woman, as far as your current behavior is concerned, you don't have any femininity at all. If you are a man, but you look like a woman, well, I really don't know how to determine your gender. It's really troublesome. !"

Yu Le's words made Queen Bailu furious. She took the case and said angrily: "Come here, send Yu Le to death row. He will be executed tonight, and he will be quartered."

"Yes." The guards outside the hall came in response, and just about to set up Yu Le, Yu Le suddenly said: "Wait a minute, I have something to say."

Queen Bailu was stunned: "Do you have something to say? You have the nerve to say something. You have become my captive. In the first level world, you were the godfather, godfather, godbrother of the Dragon King, so majestic." , now, where is your prestige? Let me tell you."

"Hey, that bit of prestige, I'll use it in the first-level world, and a little bit of prestige is enough to deal with it in the second-level world." Yu Le said, changed his sitting position, and continued: "Hey, is there any tea?"

Queen Bailu smiled speechlessly: "Have you peed, are you with me?"

"Drink, any grandfather can drink, as long as it is similar to water." Yu Le laughed.

"Very good, I'll bring you some water for you to taste." Queen Bailu said, pointing with her backhand, and a silver beam of light suddenly shot at Yu Le.

Yu Le reacted quickly, jumped back somersault, and the silver beam hit the chair all at once.

The chair instantly turned into a puddle of liquid metal.

"I'll go, beauty, you are so rude, but I like it!" Yu Le teased.

Queen Bailu continued to wave her fingers, and then several silver light beams shot out wildly.

Yu Le dodged left and right, cleverly dodging various attacks, and continued jokingly: "Hey, queen of the second force, you are not aiming accurately enough, do you want grandpa to teach you?"

"How dare you say that I'm the queen of the second, I think you are tired of working, come, someone, arrest this brat for me, and cut him to pieces." Queen Bailu shouted angrily.

At this time, another seven or eight soldiers rushed out from all corners.

Every soldier held a steel knife and slashed at Yu Le one after another.

Yu Le shifted in an instant, avoiding those soldiers, and came to Queen Bailu at once, and said with a smile: "Young lady is so sexy, you have something to say."

Queen Bailu pulled out a dagger from the side of the throne and stabbed Yu Le's lower body.

Yu Le dodged in time, and then shot a thorny vine backhand. The vine was curious about lightning, and instantly entangled Queen Bailu, making her unable to move.

Yu Le's eyes lit up, and he said in his heart, "This is an opportunity!"

Just as Yu Le was about to take out the spirit seed, he planned to stuff it into Queen Bailu's mouth.

At this time, those soldiers had already rushed over, and Yu Le had no time to shoot out the thorns and vines again, so he had to fly to dodge.

At this moment, a soldier swung a knife and cut off the thorny vines bound to Queen Bailu's body.

After Queen Bailu was saved, she shot a silver beam of light immediately.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Yu Le pulled a soldier over and blocked the silver beam with the soldier's body.

The unlucky soldier screamed and instantly turned into a puddle of liquid metal.

Yu Le said: "Second Queen, you are too ruthless, and you are so ruthless to your own soldiers. How dare they serve you in the future? Are you right, how many brothers?"

The soldiers dared not speak out, and agreed that what Yu Le said was justified.

Queen Bailu said angrily: "Stinky boy, your divorce plan doesn't work against us at all, soldiers, are you right?"

A young and energetic soldier suddenly said: "Your grandma is big, we don't want to have sex with you, if you didn't poison and control us, we would have put down the pick, since there is no good end anyway, just put your heart Say it all."

Another soldier also said: "That's right, with a stinky woman like you, no matter how dedicated we are, we won't get anything in return. You just want to squeeze all of us to death."

Queen Bailu was skeptical of life by these two soldiers who didn't know how to live or die.

At this time, other soldiers complained and complained, and the scene became chaotic for a while.

Immediately afterwards, the ladies of the court also came together one after another, and followed the soldiers to complain about their suffering, crying endlessly.

Seeing this situation, Yu Le secretly smiled and said: "I'm going, the scene is out of control, it seems that these soldiers and court ladies will do me a big favor!"

(End of this chapter)